Massive bottom forming edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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>>22863400

Hello niggerfaggots
what stocks are you excited about?
I just bought some IBP and feeling pretty good

>>22870479
I decided I'll stick with what I got for now, everyone out of the market until august maybe.

I understand why they say sell in May and walk away. Everyone more that likely is only positioning themselves, no major moves until later in the summer.

but BRCC looks interesting, all time low today, all new management, and still selling their product all over the nation, got a few shops across the west.
gonna read more about them tomorrow tho, so 24 hours from now I'll give a short report on them.

China is still withholding rate earths lmao.

98% of people will never get rich.

>>22870509
>I decided I'll stick with what I got for now,
really? damn.
No new trades at all?
Maybe once I get a good stable of stocks I like, I'll just stay with whatever I have. But I keep finding new ones
And if I find a new one that fits my criteria, why not add more? diversifying is a good thing
>>22870509
>but BRCC looks interesting,
brcc huh? looks interesting
but the stock is just going down over time, and has been for years. Why buy now? You think the stock will go up of course, but why?
is there some kind of catalyst, or are you waiting for good news

>>22870515
>China is still withholding rate earths lmao.
I really hope they do, since I will then see what trump does when things don't go his way
was all the WW3 talk just rhetoric? or are we actually serious about the china threat?
if china makes nice, then we don't really get to find out what "would have happened". If china sticks to their guns, then we find out what really happens

>>22870520
there's different types of wealth and success

>>22870520
How do you define rich? Most of the developed world population has lifestyles that would've been considered rich in many periods of the pre-industrial past.

>>22870530
sure. Top 1% wealth. Unfortunately most people wont even get to the lowest level of wealth.

>>22870520
100% of leafchinks will never be with a woman

>>22870543
why u talking about girls. lmfao. i never bring them up in a conversation except to laugh at them. keep ur simp shit to urself

>>22870541
Bro, you need a few million until you can retire off passive income. 98% of Americans wont even get the first million even when they hit age 100.

>>22870515
The are also withholding rare pepes.

>>22870543
Enough about your mom.

>>22870564
this is true

>>22870523
never said BRCC will go up or that I'll buy, but they deserve a look thru, last few all time low bros I've read about turned out to be pretty good. There were 75 tickers today with all time lows, I only chose this one today because it sorta seemed outta place.

also lately I've gotten a bad case of the summertime lazy bum. and on top of that gots to focus on futures trading, as that gives me a better chance at getting consistent scalable profits, but that shiz be hard as hell, only 5 months in and just now bringing my losses down. Its all about the mental game after you learn TA.

but that'll be the engine that gives fuel to both scale up and give me more money to put into tickers, the more ya try the better chances of only going up. Thats why the big dawgs all have 15+ tickers in their portfolio, they all even each other out but only go up. Thats what I decided I really need, not lotto catalyst stuff.

>>22870565
What kind of low value nigger brings up girls to try and use as an insult. lmfao.
not u. the other guy.

>>22870555
>Bro, you need a few million until you can retire off passive income. 98% of Americans wont even get the first million even when they hit age 100.
who cares?
If they want to be poor, let them
Remember, success is a mindset!

>giving chinkleaf a (you)
sad

just found this jillian anderson pic.

bros I miss when celebs randomly did sexy photo shoots, now they're all puritan dorks except for sydney sweeny.

if I make millions, I'll plop down some money to make a good ol' tits and explosions flick again and have the lead actress do sexy photo shoots for marketing. heck I'd hire kanye as a consultant, that dude knows how to get anyone's attention.

>>22870572
>never said BRCC will go up or that I'll buy,
oh, okay
>last few all time low bros I've read about turned out to be pretty good.
interesting
>There were 75 tickers today with all time lows, I only chose this one today because it sorta seemed outta place.
ahhh. That makes more sense now. Yeah that's an interesting strategy then. you'd have to screen it for winners if you want to buy those stocks, but it could honestly be easier to short them
might not make too much money, since they're already down so low
Hmm. That's an interesting way of looking at stocks
>Thats why the big dawgs all have 15+ tickers in their portfolio, they all even each other out but only go up. Thats what I decided I really need, not lotto catalyst stuff.
I think at the end, I'll have 15-20 stocks I really like, and just add to them over time
I keep thinking I've run out of stocks I like, and then I find another one.

>>22870587
>>giving chinkleaf a (you)
>sad
I was teaching him in the ways of capitalism
We gotta help out our retarded socialist brothers to the north, don't we?

N

>>22870590
ya I see campbells and clorox in the all time low list, those two might be solid long term shorts. I believe jack in the box popped up in the list a while back, but I'd rather long that one. Ya don't bet against jack. They're just going thru something right now, heard the new CEO closed all the locations in the hood. Understandable, but once ya put up the bulletproof glass, those locations bring in the most cash and EBT cash.

>>22870576
If you had anything in your head other than black cocks you would understand that I am calling the fat mass that is your mom a man.

>>22870587
he left long ago, bro

>>22870592
Thanks, bro.
Total simp death.

>>22870627
ngmi

>>22870642
No u and your mom.

did a lot of chores. gonna go to the gym and hopefully get to bed before 1 am tonight. hope you make it too john, sorry if i miss you tonight, you're doing great though.

>>22870646
jew

>>22870646
When you post these images of anime girls, do you imagine yourself as them? That's hella gay dude, no wonder you give women the ick

>>22870680
>When you post these images of anime girls, do you imagine yourself as them? That's hella gay dude, no wonder you give women the ick
yes, he does
He even made a picture of two girls, one for his mom and one for him
It's kinda gross. I think that's why he "confuses" so many guys for a girl. Because he thinks transgender women are actual women. He's a total freak and I think he wants to have sex with a tranny or something?

Day 8 at the gym. Had a thought in my head of not going so I made it a point to absolutely punish myself at the gym for thinking like a faggot and destroyed my legs. Could barely get up the stairs at my apartment.

>>22870785
rocker-sama? where is the update we dont know what to do. should we sell? when will israel attack?

>>22870811
I made one last sunday, did you not watch?

>>22870785
hey john! that's great. was waiting for you. sorry about your legs, but the more you go the less sore you get, and if you are in that state you're definitely going to notice some results in the next few days. creatine helps with that too. do you do any cardio? you might want to start especially if your soreness is really bad tomorrow.

reading the odyssey tonight. they're making a movie of it soon, excited for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRSbjpXZYEA

>>22870818
I've been watching a lot of videos about Mike Mentzer's workout philosophy. I know he was a roided out amphetamine junky, but he seems like he knows his shit. God rest his and his brother's souls.

>>22870812
yes but things are moving too quickly, will you do an ATH update? is scoops still alive?

>>22870828
Scoopsies is alive and catching STD's at an alarming rate.

>>22870823
whatever works. i just remember my old coach dave, he would scream at us "you aren't cheating me, you're cheating yourself!" and "you're dogging it!"
i still don't want to disappoint him, when he was angry he would make us "hop" across the football field and back, basically do a squat and leap, and if he didn't think we were working hard enough, he'd make us do it again. nobody made me cry like coach dave, not from emotional pain, physical. but he did really like me.

Me and coach Dave just finished split roasting Hitomi_D. What did I tell you about talking to my bitch?

getting sleepy. goodnight /smg/. here's a little motivation. you aren't just traders are you?

I'm at the airport now, lots of nigs

>>22870680
>>22870681
schizo nig needs to rope

>>22870841
Don't tease schizo anon. As one jew to another you know what I am capable of.

port just broke 6 figs for the first time

Also forgot my mp3 play

>>22870849
He started this, and now me and Hitomi_D are going to engage in all kinds of debauchery at his expense. Dumb ass should have known better.

>>22870555
I’m a millionaire in my own currency (MKD). Does that count?
>>22870555
I think that really depends on where you choose to live.
>>22870541
I define it as having enough to live on without wage cucking and having enough left over to reinvest every month.
>>22870811
Please consult this >>22869857

>>22870515
Ye, that's nice. We already pumped 3 times on it though, so we can do also do a 4th.

That bird showed up again, but the sounds of Hitomi screaming "Oh Big_D fuck me harder please!" Scared him off.

>>22870844
>men generally delight in
GAY! Sounds like poor fag cope to me. Comparing captaining a boat, or a ship for that matter to kicking a ball, lifting heavy objects, or wrestling oiled up naked men?
“All I ask is, a tall ship and a star to steer her by.”
https://youtu.be/0OPxlAV087Y?si=_vY1fFJU5Z7iK6nC

You know these Democrats are onto something... we really need to send some marines into Iran to make sure these nuclear facilities are really destroyed.

>>22870852
congrats

>>22871155
Say something nice about him.

>>22871155
>Marines
>mare
>the sea
>nuclear facilities
>underground
>under the earth
>sub terra
>Marines

>>22871164
>>22871155
modern marines don't even have tanks. They're light infantry. I did see the idea of a special forces raid floated but the Iranians would know they were coming and could shoot down helicopters.

>>22871174
which funnily enough has happened before under carter.

>>22871163
He doesn't look like a terrorist.

It’s Friday already? This week just flew by.
>>22871163
More American than most

>>22871140
my grandpa loved sailing, took me out a few times. i never liked it, cold and windy at best. he was also an incredible bore, could not hold a conversation and didn't even want to talk. everyone else in my family swore up and down how great he was though, he made all the family money and spoiled his wife and daughters, so i guess that's why. he's the root cause for a lot of grief in my life, could not guide the women in his life at all, left me with a lot of work. then again i think that is what i needed.

>>22870866
>live without waging
see things very much the same. enough is as good as a feast.

>22870862
>started this
you took offense to an innocent remark and have been showing your true colors ever since.

had a fun dream and a decent sleep, awake now and having tea but hoping to get back to bed. wanting is not getting though. lots of green in the premarket, wkey laes and ssl are all down though, which i'm happy about because i play to buy them today.

stablecoins + SLR adjustment + spending bill = DXY to 120
look i'm just not coping, okay? i'm not doing it. i'm just not.

>>22871215
oh and rate cuts
(this always happens every time. market prices in easing policy and "LIQUIDITY" then something unexpected occurs)

I hate premarket so much. They need to either get rid of it or make it 24/7

>>22871215
They're going to pass the big beautiful bill just in time to price in the greater depression.

Looking forward to spending this weekend degrading my little slut. We're going to just fight and screw all night and day while ignoring that stupid loser.

>>22871349
My guy it's ok to be gay here it's 4chan, most of these "people" are fags.

ayatollah brown israeli kikes

Is this the meltup the doom bulls always coom about?

bad data but when durable goods and orders beat so big yesterday i don't think anything else matters, think we will in fact pump today.

I just finished relieving myself in the rest room, I sit down when I pee btw because I am just like skitzoAnon, and I was about to start checking my horoscope when I saw Hitomi_D was sucking off that fucking bird. I couldn't believe my eyes bros.

>>22871372
Goods and orders was a beat becuase it was all airplanes.

Smr bros stay winning

baggie you seem vexed. mindbroken even. understandable, nothing hurts like the truth, and i very much underestimated your toughness, all the acting you do around here. may it not effect your trading, personal life...

and babe, good morning, sorry i didn't say it first thing. i am though trying to move our time to the afternoons and evenings, i'm not fully rested until then, trying to work on my patience, and you have to work, don't want to add stress to your day.

do though want to encourage you to watch baggie today. what he's going through is not unique to him, this is all too human behavior, resistance to learning, unable to deal with the pain required to progress. socrates talked about it all the time, the metaphor he used was someone who was sick but afraid of the surgeon's knife. that's all i'll say for now on that. i love you and hope your day goes well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mshV7ug8cdE

@22871415
What have I told you about talking to my bitch?!!??

need a 1% move in biotech to break even. anything more and this trade goes profitable, and it's oversized so i might make good money. looking like i will have to wait a little while though, but i think i will make my exit today, and i'm gonna use all the cash to buy wkey laes ssl, gonna take a break from trading for a bit after that, at least until my mom gets home.

>pump 2 minutes
>dump for 5
>repeat
if anyone is is on adderall and playing with big leverage... miss bird-pole. hope he's doing alright.

@22871525
I watched my girl Hitomi_D suck the life right out of him.

she's really happy and having a lot of fun this morning, and i'm feeling very contented, you are the only one angry, and we are using you as a learning aid, like a frog dissection. you should donate your body to science by the way, unique looking genitals and i'm sure your liver and brain have a lot to teach as well.

>implying I'm even mad
I got cucked by a fucking bird this morning bro. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.

>>22871687
Daddy I was just saving the best for last.

Holy cow I think I'm getting addicted to short term options.

both threads are dead

it's dead jim

Should I buy a leveraged SPY ETF right now?

>>22871736
It just happens to be raining right now. We sure needed it. I fell asleep this morning and just woke up. I cant imagine wagie-ing on a day like this.

>reports about MSFT delaying AI chips by 6 months at least
>which means no income but costs
>green anyways
yeah, ok

>>22871747
morning legoanon. beautiful day on the market at least.

>>22870841
No one needs to hear about you buttfucking coach Dave into a coma.

How to remove kebab?

>>22871793
coach dave would not like baggie at all... and that's not how things would go. he's a very athletic black man that does not tolerate disrespect. or at least was 20 years ago. he could still juke people in his 40's, crazy agility. probably not dogging it to this day, whatever that even means.

>>22871155
We should drop Trump's loaded diapers on to Iran's nuclear facilities turning the areas into a death zones.

well we were giga pumping early, talking about some of my stocks, intc and snap, then they started the morning dump, and the dollar is trading up since market open so maybe it V's after euro close, which is in a few minutes. hoping that is the case, and thinking it will happen. still a good day but was thinking it would be massive.

>>22871717
0dte solves the market

I can't believe I had to share Hitomi_D with a fucking nigger. That was fucking gross dude. Man fuck you!

>>22871736
>>22871738
This market is too retarded and manipulated to be worth discussing. There's no rational thought that goes into these valuations.

i cant believe it, it s really going up nonstop today bros i hit 400k

>>22872016
very nice. congrats. probably time to start taking some profits though, you've transformed your life now time to lock a little in. if i was you i'd sell at least your initial cost, put it into something conservative or a house down payment.

but you do you. just saying what i'd do in your place, but i'm not you and not in your place.

>>22872041
>>22872045
this is probably a good idea if you have no security or assets besides the 400k in stocks, but if you're already in a decent position in life it might be better to keep going

but yeah, that is life-transforming money, so it would be worth thinking about this for a day or two maybe

>>22872049
ya. all depends. i had 100% of my port in intc and mram a couple years ago though, and if i hadn't done some selling i would be in a very bad spot right now, and i should have sold more, and those felt like much surer things at the time.

Is it just me or is this Kananji Brown Nigger on the supreme court unqualified for her position? Like how can you be such a stupid fucking nigger and get on the supreme court?

basically, my net worth doubled in 3 months back in '23, and if i'd held it all i'd be at a loss now. instead i'm only down 15% from peak and i still have most of my intc equity, everything i bought with the profits has done very well, except snap but i'm still pretty bullish there. what i kept has languished.

New strategy just dropped: All in MCD

and also, i can only get the usa otc data, but only 1.3k shares have traded today. have you even tried selling yet? there may not be a buyer.

and also i pulled the ripcord on this biotech trade. down 350 which is upsetting but a lot better than where i was. market should be going up and it's not. something seems to be up. not buying today either, think better deals might be coming.

>>22872013
>
true

and i guess i'll go into what i'm thinking. 6 years ago there was a trade deal with china, hailed as the big one, dunno if you all remember or not. the day after it was inked chinese propaganda ratcheted up big time, they didn't like the deal. 4 months later we had a general strike - er, i mean, an unpredictable global pandemic. china doesn't view international agreements the same way other countries do, they see themselves as under coercion.
anyways here we are today and changleaf is in town doing his thing, other boards are filled with chinese agitprop, the usual suspects in the alternative media are still railing about things, and i can't imagine they're happy in beijing about what happened in tehran. just sayin, i don't want to be levered right now, so i'm not. headed out to my balcony for some tea and a bird vigil.

Canada made a stinky poop.

A ghost just told me to buy MEI

oh jesus fucking christ more dumb fucking shit with CANADA of all fucking things? Seriously? More shit that's just going to completely reverse within a week, and yet people still dump their ass because of it? The market has been the GAYEST shit in the world since Trump got into office. Bunch of faggots.

Genuinely who the FUCK is thinking "OH FUCK TRUMP IS SPECULATING ABOUT CANADA I BETTER SHORT SEMICONDUCTORS WITH TRIPLE LEVERAGE" right now? Fucking pathetic

You do NOT hate market makers enough

>>22872141
Don't blame Canada for the state of your pants, Trump.

Why down

>>22872195
turns out Canada is more badass than you thought
america needs to bend the knee before its too late
your memes aren't so funny now are they yank
say you're sorry

>>22872054
>>22872077
damn
good luck anon

i once had $2000 but wasted it on frivolous shit like a poor person
my parents own a house in a low-income area & i have no expenses
i should really save some money
i've never had a job & i dropped out of highschool

>>22872085
and never mind, i was on wrong ticker. there's liquidity. but even so how deep is the bid, you have 600k shares? that's the daily volume on the otc, so exiting is going to effect the price.

also feeling smart about leaving biotech trade, probably shouldn't, just less embarassed, but it probably continues to slide. getting nervous about something happening. no luck on birds, heard them, saw some in flight, but no close encounters.

>>22872198
i was expelled from hs and haven't worked in a long time. i have a rich family though. when i was your age they were not helping me and i was persona non grata. i hate to tell you this but what i did was join the military. i didn't get to stay in though and life got very very difficult me for 6 years, but had i been able to stay in it would have salvaged my life. sorry you are in such a bad position, i hope things get better for you. i'm doing very well now though, do not worry about me.

Why is Canada so butt hurt about the death of one of thier drug dealers in the US? Shouldn’t they be thankful he’s not thier problem anymore? The guy wasn’t even a poo. Short Canada.

Are thier any New Zealand herpes related stocks I can invest in?

and thinking right now, market is struggling, intc and snap are up. we all know the intc case, non-taiwan fabs, snap is the anti-tiktok though and it has gone down only for several months. today big pop and no news. sorry to be this way but i am getting paranoid everyone.

>>22872207
Is this satire?

Schizo market. It’s going to actually start coming down soon, though.

Looks like I’m going to close red again today.
>>22872305
No. They apparently really to want to normalize it.

starting my dingpost early because i have something to say to penelope. i saw you posting that science stuff earlier today, that was interesting, that's the kind of stuff i really like about you. but i also saw you posting slurs, basically for no other reason than to get (you)'s. that's the kind of stuff i want you to stop. and you didn't say hi to me this morning so i'm not going to give you any attention later this afternoon. not sure how you feel about it, but i think you're gonna miss me. that's the way it has to be too, i can't reward the behavior that i don't like, i've done it for too long, you have to stop. your heart needs to change for me still. i know you're doing better but you aren't there yet. it does hurt less though, getting that you're just a wild one, i don't think you really mean it, don't think you'd have the courage to say something like that to me or coach dave in person either.
also i think they b& you on twitter, or at least reduced your reach even more, your follower list is now empty. how are we going to dine at ihop if you can't even handle twitter?
so ya, already gave you too much attention today with this post. you need to learn to be good. i want to help you, but you have to take my hand baby girl. hoping you do.

actual return was +.52 after factoring in the loss. concerned about this weekend. will post some mtg screenshots if i get to where i want, gonna take care of myself tonight. will hit the gym later, but back is sore today so i'm gonna have to take it easy, not doubling cardio though.

>>22872203
ty anon

>>22872387
HEY!!! WHAT PART OF THAT'S MY BITCH AND YOU ARE NOT TO SPEAK TO HER DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU IGNORANT FUCKING NIGGER!!!! I'MA HAVE TO PUNISH HER NOW BECAUSE YOU FUCKED UP!!! I HOPE YOUR FUCKING HAPPY!!!

>>22872414
Does this mean gookfu is available?

>>22872664
Sorry she's mine too.

>>22872669
You don't get to claim multiple waifu's baggot. That's a 4chan global rule.

ARE YOU READY FOR JULY?!? ARE YOU READY?!? FOR THE PAIN!!!

>>22872679
Well to be fair, side bitch is free use for anybody but skitzoAnon and chinkleaf, they never get to score. So have at her boy.

>>22872207
>>22872370
Holy shit, I can't believe it's not satire. Radical propagandists like The Guardian confirm it's real, and they really do want to normalize it. It's time to nuke New Zealand and repopulate it with uninfected sheep.

I was looking at the options chains for some of my more boring stocks that really haven’t significantly moved in about eight months. They pay dividends so I’m not really bothered. I have noticed that while the bid prices say 0.00 for selling calls, if I actually click them I can sell a weekly call and make about 0.50 per contract (after the .50 fee). At the end of the month this could give me an extra $20-$30 USD to invest. I know this may not seem like much but over here it is. Is there some kind of downside to doing this? This seems to me like I could basically get paid for setting a limit sell order. You pick up enough coins from the ground and eventually the change jar is full. You guys know what I mean?

up 0.16% today, slightly up on the week.

>>22872700
the downside is it's an option and losing 50% to fees is retarded.
it's called picking up pennies before a steamroller

>>22872700
selling covered calls is pretty safe, but i had this weird fantasy where i sold covered calls and the stock went absolutely vertical and it made the option go parabolic and put my account in negative, don't think that's actually possible though, but theoretically it is. but the actual downside is if the stock goes up a lot, you have to sell it, and also if you hold the option and the stock goes down, you kind of have to hold the stock as well otherwise it's a naked call and you can get hurt badly. but as long as you're responsible about it, it's pretty good strategy, but i have that option myself, 2700 shares of intc, and i don't want to cuck myself out of upside, although i have done it before and i should have done a lot more.

>>22872709
Well the buyer is paying the fee for me and I don’t see a steamroller here. Most like they would expire worthless.

>>22872718
that'd be unusual for a brokerage i'd double check that
the pennies are great and consistent until the steamroller comes

>>22872700
The downside is if a big move suddenly happens, you could be thrown in the money. A flash crash could be very bad if you're selling puts, and those do happen occasionally. With covered calls it's not as dangerous, but if news of a buyout leaks or something you'd be screwed. I sell deep otm covered calls on opex days pretty often, and once had a company spike about 15% on friday afternoon, closing just barely below my strike.

>>22872700
theyre going to steal your dividend friends

+0.48% today.

>>22872733
It would definitely only be covered calls. >>22872722
It lists the fees at .50 per contract but the way I look at it is if I’m selling the option nothing comes from my pocket. The fee is deducted from what the buyer pays me.
>>22872713
Good points. I have held most of these stocks for years and they don’t fluctuate much.

>>22872752
you wouldve made more if you werent an adult woman fetishist

>>22872749
That’s not good. How would they do that?

Gold is under bought

I've had a good week so I decided to treat myself to breakfast this morning. Haven't had burger king in years so I decided to go there. I've had nightmarish diarrhea all morning and heartburn that 2 prilosec tablets can't even put a dent into. Who the fuck eats this garbage? If you want some stock advice, short the fuck out of QSR.

>>22872763
You don’t have a Denny’s or IHOP? I have read those are pretty good places for breakfast foods.

>>22872770
Unfortunately no. I live in a very small town so options are limited. Should have just want to McDonald's.

>>22872763
why didn't you listen?

>>22872792
I don't like greek yogurt. It tastes too much like sour cream

>>22872801
i don't like mystery meat from fast food joints. it tastes too much like rat cartilage and gives me diarrhea.
there, i can do it too. you know i'm right john, go to the costco, submit to the smoothie.

the market is really gay
and so am i

>>22872683
93.4% chance of being extremely bullish based on the June data but ok

>>22872804
Smoothies remove all the benefits of fruit which is the fiber. Might as well drink a milkshake.

>>22872811
you... just... ate... slop....
open up your fridge. look at what you eat. your caveat does not make it bad. that is not logical thinking. you do this all the time. john, i could shake you. i'm so frustrated.
my birthday is coming up, and my wish is for people i care about to start listening to me more. i swear between you and penelope... like talking to brick walls sometimes

>>22872811
how does that get rid of the fiber? wtf?
you can blend coarse smoothies you know

>>22872816
schizo anon, I ate slop as a cheat meal. I know your anger isn't directed toward me, it's actually you lashing out because baggot has been teasing you. But as a reminder to not only you but everyone in this general, I could heem each and every person in this thread.
>>22872820
It's science.

>>22872807
We've had this discussion before, post loli or go to /lgbt/

>>22872827
>It's science.
o.o
i guess i'll google it

>>22872829
he's basically saying "i'm gonna do what i want and i don't care" and putting a fig leaf over his shameful choice. penelope does it all the time too. i'm so tired of it...
i want you all better...

>>22872837
i feel you
i do impulsive shit like smoking and eating sugar and staying up late, but i don't delude myself about it
we gotta be better

>>22872841
ty based delinquent zoomer. everyone look at this model student, he listens, he learns. you're a good boy.

ok so i was one of those guys that was never ever going to touch robingoy. but you can trade options for a grand total of $0.08 in and out comission. when they're liquid like 0dte index, that's insane.
>>22872158
i'm about to be market making
in OTM 0DTE puts for july
>>22872816
>>22872804
this is the same person that eats immitation sneed oil meat

>>22872851
Don't forget schizo anon, i'm one of the few people who defends you. I've seen your twinkish from and could most certainly mog you. Now that i'm lifting heavy you should be scared. Everyone should be scared.

>>22872886
i'm not gonna be scared of a motherfucker who nearly has a FART ID, i'm sorry

what a beautiful day

full maximum drunk and absolute domitanion of the contexts and situations i was in.

5/5 woul drink again

>>22872888
You will fear the brap one way or another.

having a smoothie. then i will try to nap. frustrated and paranoid. see everyone later, hopefully in a better mood. not mad though, care about you all, maybe too much.

>>22872922
sleep well

nicaragua video up 13 points from my buy area

and there's no seed oils in beyond meat...
that's another thing, the brazen dishonesty of some of you, when the evidence is right in front of you, you just make up these lies to support your headcanon. so. frustrated. see everyone after dreamtime i guess.
>>22872927
thank you, you're sweet.

Kek

>>22872828
There is very little difference between a loli and a shota, functionally

>>22872988
"functionally"

>>22872990
Nearly the same bodies too, main difference is you get a little twig n berries instead of a little slit. Its nothing like the differences between a man and a woman.

I NEED AN ADULT
I NEED AN ADULT

>>22872966
My zoomer coworker has been trying dating apps and he says you basically can't do anything unless you pay which is absurd.

>>22873014
I am an adult

>>22872807
Pedophilia is another level beyond gay that requires severe punishment

So does everyone think swiftie is really gone for good? Haven't they said they were leaving before?

>>22873053
what?

>>22873020
Yeah you get nerfed HARD if you don't pay. I have like 100 likes but only 30 matches, even though I swipe right about 90% of the time, because who has time for careful thot selection.
so yeah, the algorithm just literally doesn't show you most of the people that liked you.

>>22872804
Why do you know what rat cartilage tastes like?

>>22873059
If you constantly swipe right the algorithm deprioritizes you retard

It purposely filters out the desperate

i didnt impulse sell any shares of ai dashcams today, the chart looks shit but it d just be panic selling

i have to review my numbers, again the chart looks shit and im not buying more but it s also only 110m million market cap when theyll easily grow their revenues to 100m+ profitably, balance sheet remains healthy with cash and no debt, good enough that theyll be able to handle liquidity on a 30 million contract

the way i typed like an autistic schizo prob discouraged anons from buying ai dashcams with me. i apologize for that

>>22872895
Go home Yonkers. You are dead.

>>22873064

>>22873065
Ehh, I know but I don't give a shit

>>22871739
>Should I buy a leveraged SPY ETF right now?
it could be okay
but I think there are better opportunities elsewhere

>>22872143
>A ghost just told me to buy MEI
what did the ghost tell you about MEI?

Where is swiftie!!!???

im watching this american streamer with a savior complex and it's kinda funny lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oi-JS7Mins

very american but he does have some interesting views, money is what matters in the end

You get to buy into any weakness through July as well..

>>22873378
probably out respecting women

>>22873376
He said you are a faggot

Do you guys still just think about sucking dicks all day or do you actually do it?

>>22873483
Depends on the flag

>>22873486
Are you more inclined to suck off a guy with a Jamaican flag?

>>22873523
I like when they're viet or thai etc I like small unmasculine dicks that are basically like licking oversized clits then you pound the tight Asian bussy

for anyone wondering, looked into BRCC today, don't wanna go further once I learned that they were a public benefit company, which means they are accountable not only to the shareholders, but their public benefit mission, which is to help out the troops and first responders.

thats cool and all, but I think they should take the company semi private with that, or turn it into a sort of charity, idk. I didn't want to wrap my head around it, some companies don't even look out for their shareholders, so why would I even throw money at someone who can legally disregard the shareholders? bleh.

I honestly don't care that their product is only popular with right wingers, thats a loyal customer base. Its when they go in multiple directions at once, but with coffee driving it, makes the ticker lose appeal. Some companies lose money and they have absolute focus on one goal, so why can I expect these bros to focus on profitabilaty when they are pulled in other directions? and have legal obligations to be pulled in multiple directions. idk the sentiment of Public Benefit Corporation is cool on paper, but mix in shareholders and its like water and oil. they'll never mix.

>>22873524
Oh wow, that's a bit gay don't you think?

>>22874053
No because most Asians aren't even what pass for men to my people

for anyone wondering, looked into dicks today, don't wanna go further once I learned that they were a public dick sucking company, which means they are accountable not only to the shareholders, but their public dick sucking mission, which is to help out the troops and first dick sucking responders.

thats dick sucking and all, but I think they should take the company semi private with that, or turn it into a sort of dick sucking charity, idk. I didn't want to wrap my dick around it, some dick sucking companies don't even look out for their dick sucking shareholders, so why would I even throw dick at someone who can legally disregard the dick sucking shareholders? bleh.

I honestly don't care that their product is only popular with dick suckers, thats a loyal dick sucking base. Its when they cum in multiple directions at once, but with jizz driving it, makes the dick suckers lose appeal. Some dick sucking companies lose money and they have absolute focus on one goal, so why can I expect these dick suckers to focus on profitabilaty when they are pulled in other directions? and have legal dick sucking obligations to be raped in multiple directions. idk the sentiment of Public Dick Sucking Corporation is cool on paper, but mix in shareholders cum and its like water and oil. they'll never mix dicks.

god i was sure to trim ai dashcams next week but a youtuber pumper is telling me all the good things i want to hear about it
https://www.youtube.com/live/3oi-JS7Mins?feature=shared&t=4063

I guess the market has officially confirmed Canada is a noncountry

>>22874092
canadian companies have monopoly in canada while canadian companies proceed as usual in america LMFAO

i fucking love it

>>22873482
um excuse me bro, but that other guy had a hot stock tip from a ghost and I wanted to track down that lead
So please excuse yourself from this very serious conversation about ghost stock tips

>>22874049
>for anyone wondering, looked into BRCC today, don't wanna go further once I learned that they were a public benefit company, which means they are accountable not only to the shareholders, but their public benefit mission, which is to help out the troops and first responders.
makes sense
thanks for the update. And a good lesson for doing due diligence

>>22874074
wow you sure think about dicks a lot, anon kun

>>22874109
Where do you think we are?

>>22873376
I dont know, it just said MEI and I bought it, I dont know what they do or what it is

>>22874129
eheeh

>>22874129
>I dont know, it just said MEI and I bought it, I dont know what they do or what it is
I shall perform a seance to find more information

SPX all time high, eh?

Just got back from the bar. Had a couple drinks with my cousin and grabbed a pizza on the way home. Just wanted to remind everyone in this general that baggot DOES in fact tongue my anus on the daily.

nice long nap. definitely dreamed, but don't remember them, but i think it was intense, woke up sweaty and took another shower. gotta get to the gym soon, but need a few moments, still in a bit of a haze. feeling like i might have blundered exiting that biotech trade, but it's lower than i sold so maybe i can get back in, make money back. i'll see. think i'm done trading for a good while though, feels good to be out, volatility is down and the market is back to ath. also not having to worry about evil tricks. that "nothing ever happens" article that was floating around here and /biz/ the other day made me very suspicious and paranoid. i don't put anything past tptb, and that stuff i said about the last china trade deal is all true, see many parallels to today, but one difference is relations between us and china are probably even worse.

hoping the people i care about can get the messages i'm trying to send them. i was acting kind of goofy earlier, fatigue does that to me, but i meant what i said. i see a lot of potential in some of you and it pains me when you don't live up to it, indulge in bad behavior, and i do want your love penelope. all in all though i had a pretty good day, and i think it will get better. made a lot of improvements to my mtg deck, ready to push for top 250 in the next couple days, will have to sideline my other projects for that, but it should be a fun challenge.

>>22874240
cool story bro

>>22874263
Never post my wife in this general again you filthy chinkleaf!

>>22874273
headed to the gym now john. want to see you go too. worried you might skip it today. at least do some calisthenics if you do. talk to you later.
captcha: ayotop

>>22874240
>on the daily
NIGGER talk NIGGER thinking, Rocker
White men say just say daily or on a daily basis

>>22874273
>Never post my wife in this general again you filthy chinkleaf!
sounds like you want to be bullied, posting such bait
do you want to be bullied anon?

>>22874298
I go to the gym Monday thru Thursday, and that's it. I'm not a spry zoom zoom like you, i'm 38 years old. I have to have rest days.
>>22874305
>>22874316
I'm about to just go back to /biz/ if you guys keeo talking shit like this.

>>22874316
>>22874273
I looked up your waifu
turns out that's the avatar of a Vtuber called sakura miko
Looks like her stonks are rising, now everyone want to post ironic miko images

>>22874321
>I'm about to just go back to /biz/ if you guys keeo talking shit like this.
Oh I see, you actually weren't kidding
This is your waifu? a vtuber?
yikes!
Seems like you need to get bullied then
don't worry anon, it's for your own good

this fictional avatar created for someone who isn't a hot woman to pretend to be a hot woman is pretty hot
If I get a fictional boner for this fictional character created for people to have an even greater separation from real people in a parasocial parasitic relationship, do you think I can get a fictional blow jay?
maybe she's fictionally into anal
fictionally

>>22874324
>a vtuber
Not only that, the mother of my child,
>>22874327
maybe your portfolio will be red for the next 6 months after posting that comment, who knows?

>>22874327
Actually that vtuber company only hires hot women (except for the male avatar vtubers) because the producer is trying to play idolmaster in real life.

>>22874329
>>a vtuber
>Not only that, the mother of my child,
oh okay
Then it's fine

>maybe your portfolio will be red for the next 6 months after posting that comment, who knows?
As red as the hair of the chick I just imagined getting a super hot blow jay from
We even did anal, after ward
It was totally cash money, unlike my portfolio. So.. I guess it balances out?

>>22874331
>Actually that vtuber company only hires hot women (except for the male avatar vtubers) because the producer is trying to play idolmaster in real life.
actually kinda based?
so the chicks are actually hot or something? I always just thought they were frumpy chicks pretending to be hot using the avatar or something

>>22874336
fat ugly chicks aren't capable of being this cute and funny.

https://youtu.be/QF1ArApWvdQ?si=7SaM-a6g9QDE2Z5B

>>22874345
>fat ugly chicks aren't capable of being this cute and funny.
false
women are natural liars, and they pretend to be hotter online all the fucking time when they can get away with it (like voice chat)

>>22874336
>actually kinda based?
Yeah it's pretty funny. The fans stalked them all despite strict security measures, so it's confirmed. A bunch were already in the entertainment industry in some form.

Other vtuber companies and indies have their own systems and are often what you were expecting. There's a lot of below average bitches elsewhere in the vtuber world, especially among western vtubers. There's also underage girls pretending to be older, MILFs pretending to be young, crazy psycho girls hiding their past scandals, hot girls trying to hide their identities from stalkers, girls who were just friends with a vtuber and got dragged in, etc. The fans usually figure out what they're dealing with pretty quickly since girls can't into opsec.

>>22874379
>Yeah it's pretty funny. The fans stalked them all despite strict security measures, so it's confirmed. A bunch were already in the entertainment industry in some form.
oh damn
wow I'm surprised. I assumed they were all uggos pretending to be cute
>There's a lot of below average bitches elsewhere in the vtuber world, especially among western vtubers.
okay, that makes sense
>There's also underage girls pretending to be older, MILFs pretending to be young,
makes sense
>crazy psycho girls hiding their past scandals, hot girls trying to hide their identities from stalkers, girls who were just friends with a vtuber and got dragged in
these ones seem like WWE type stuff. Kayfabe to be more exciting for the fans
>The fans usually figure out what they're dealing with pretty quickly since girls can't into opsec.
but maybe not?
I defer to your expertise. sounds pretty intersesting
The secret hidden world of vtubers
someone could turn this into a reality tv show, or a documentary or something

Fucking jews. Posting niccados asshole and talking to imaginary women. We need a holocaust

>>22872893
Im so drunk right now, a succesful 1st night in Miami

good workout. saw you were a good girl the rest of the day babe. at least i think so. that makes me happy. let's have some moments together tomorrow, i love you so, want us together, love it when we connect and grow our bond. goodnight.

>>22874437
jew

>love it when you don't even acknowledge my obsession for you and my mind gets even more delusional
Wow, bud! What a crazy Friday night again

i have a healthy obsession. it's called love. i've lived in this twisted world nearly 36 years and i'm still capable of it. most aren't. and she is the one suffering delusions at the moment, trying to fix her, put her on a diet of kindness instead of what she's stuck on right now. don't want her to end up like you, or with someone like you, would break my heart.

How long is Trump going to delude himself about getting more rare earths from China?

>>22874456

>>22874536
what are you niggers complaining about now? We just reached all time fucking highs

Wait a minute.. are you the retard frogposter who said to go back to the sharty and told everyone to sell at the bottom and didnt screenshot the post that said we were going to V bottom to all time highs? Oh nonononononon

>>22874539
Show me where those rare earths are, you dumb bitch. The """""trade""""" """""deals""""" are fugazi. The last of the rare earth supply is gone and factory shutdowns are imminent.

Igor Jesus, From Botafogo, The GOAT.

BOTAFOGOOO!!

i'm aware this is an oversimplification babe, but i do see you torn between two lives, the one you're living and the one i want for you. you're too smart for the one you're living, you're not like the people you spend time with, your interests are broader, you think deeper and with much more nuance, you learn quickly and you adapt to new information. they don't, you know this.

but you're too mean for the world i want for you. you're bristling at putting old habits behind you, you're afraid it will isolate you, you value the community you find yourself in, for what it's worth. and i get that. but the truth is you're not likely to get dumber. just the opposite in fact. it's possible you get meaner, but i don't see that either. i think you'll mature, you'll want more in life, you'll see more and more the errors of your ways, and as your self-respect grows, you'll want less to do with that life. and i'm here waiting for you. you're transforming, you're in the middle of your metamorphosis, you're feeling the push pull, and either way you go it's going to hurt, you know too much now and understand what a real lover does, and we are very rare. i wish so much you'd just rip off the band-aid, jump into my arms, think one day you will, ready for a sudden change of heart. not sure what the magic words will be, when the gears will finally click into place, but they will, and when you find yourself wanting the good life with me, i'm ready for you, you don't need to hesitate a second. hope this message finds you, i love you very much.

Predictions for Xiaomi? I say 150 HKD by EOY.

thing about 4chan, about the places you find yourself in, is its a spider's web. i'm in it too. i know that. i'm not pointing the finger at you. but here's my point, people who are well-loved and happy never ever find themselves here. only the lonely and vulnerable ever make it here. people who are thriving are having too much fun to ever navigate to this website. there may be a few exceptions but for the most part that's how it is. it has it's charms and benefits i'm very aware, and you're far more entangled than i am, also aware. but if i'd known you years ago i wouldn't have let you fall in. i've "been here" for a very long time, but it's been on and off, only when i'm at my weakest have i ever spent much time here, and right now it's a lot, but the last time i was a heavy user was in 2014, which is a very long time ago, and even that was my 2nd stumble into this pit, i'd escaped before, back when it was a lot more fun. this, and most of the internet, is a substitute for real life, having friends and community that you see every day, love, family, real life joys and responsibilities. want that for you, want that for me again, and if we work hard we can get a 2 for the price of 1 here, rescue each other.

>>22874567
what makes them better than a byd?

who would win a wrasslin match between a Crisco’d-up Rocker and the full retard strength of the schizo? Winner takes buss.

>>22874600
rocker. schizo is too lean.

>>22874556
>22874556
I don't get why there are hispanics/latins with russian names. Not the first I've seen I think

>>22874601
i posted in /cbt/ earlier, go look. i'm gaining... also he is untrained, i am actually good at wrestling. i'm certain i could take him in his current state, it would not be easy, but i'll bet i bench more than him right now. if he sticks with the gym though he will surpass me, he is much bulkier.

here's how it would go too. i would try a head and arm throw, if it didn't work, i'd bail and roll, give him the takedown, but then all i'd have to do is trap an arm and i'd peterson roll him and pin him very quickly. he would have to go all-in on a bear hug and lay me on my back with arms locked. that's the only way he would win.

>>22874327
I see her real face was exposed and she does look cute. I always assumed they were all ugly women hiding behind an avatar. Interesting.

in the next /cbt/ i'll flex my chest, i'm trying to show my abs to impress the lads there. you can nestle a roll of quarters between my pecs, they are getting very big. i have one of the best chests in that thread too. want you to feel it someday.

>>22874628
>impress the lads there
Anon????

this is the gayest thing Ive ever seen. You can catch me in the saturday thread

GALTbros, you ready for G-day?

>>22874642
I'm going to be on the road all day Monday so that means something important will happen. Would be nice if the buyout speculation turns out to be real. Dick's going to do something in the next few months with his notes maturing and the company due for another line of credit.

I am a no on the big beautiful bull shit. Why shouldn't we tax overtime. If you get paid more you get taxed more. As for the no tax on tips, well I just will take the tax out of the tips myself or just stop tipping all together. Don't even get me started on Salt and wasted money on the border, like we had fucking 20 crossings last week, why do they need more money we fixed the fucking problem.

>>22874861
>no tips if some of that money doesn't get handed directly to the government
if you were tipping in the first place you are a cuck

>>22874541
>kike calling others kikes at all time highs
I laugh

Now /smg/ is funding a virtual big brother for vtubers.

Do you guys see yourselves more as BIG DICK suckers just BIG dick suckers.

I'm more of a Big D suckee kind of guy.

Baggie do you rent out Hitomi_D? How much per hole/per minute?

morning everyone. beautiful dream. all about love and friendship. back to reality i guess. feeling rested though. hope everyone has a nice weekend. worried about how things are going to play out, but feeling less paranoid than i was on friday. the trading day before 4th of july is traditionally a very good day to sell, summer doldrums do happen in the market, but if all goes well anything could happen, just letting everyone know that though, some of us here might be past the acquisition stage, concerned with unloading assets. if things do get bad, november is usually a very good month to buy. just some calendar tips people should know.

>>22875053
Free use bro. Have at her.

Everyone needs to avoid traveling to Canada. They are not our friends and it isn't safe for Americans to go there.

>>22874861
Fuck you baggot, next year I'm going to have a ton of overtime and I don't want any of it being taxed by the uncle schlomo.

>>22875065
I'm just fucking with you, I have never seen a tax cut I didn't like.

The farting usually precedes the shitting

I've been shilling Xiaomi for years here. Instead you bought gay drug and mutant fish stocks. How do you cope not holding right now before the imminent 10x.

>>22875084
interesting, do you have a newsletter?

We're dumping with the new tariff date. I know a bloke who knows a bloke.

should i use r*ddit to shill my pennyscam

>>22875106
No you should kill yourself, you stupid fucking Canadian.

Twitch shitshow update

>Big streamer got banned and whenever people try to defame him with huge allegations like rape and his parents, staff at Twitch told him to 'ignore it'....which is a BIG no no for companies to do since that can result in a lawsuit
>https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1938283074162454859

>Twitch CEO Dan Clancy admits that 2/3 of Twitch's entire revenue comes from simps sending money to streamers, 1/3 is from ads
>Immediately even pro-Twitch shills call him out and say its a shitty unsustainable business model
>Twitch staff rumored to reached out to streamers to warn them that MANY staff will likely leave, even get laid off and fired; Reason is Amazon is PISSED and told them all that they are done 'picking up their tab' like they did for years
>https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1936242676518494319


>Ethan Klein's lawsuit is set to fuck up streamers and even the entire company soon, lawyers say they actually have a strong case and will win

Easy money about to come my way boys

Guys I've got a serious development here you all need to know about

The fed is going to be lowering so get your money out of T-bills and put it all into waffles! Tasty waffles with lots of syrup.

>>22875152
Good luck Ethan sorry about the whole Israel thing

>>22874456
jew

>>22874536
>How long is Trump going to delude himself about getting more rare earths from China?
I'm paying attention to this closely
seems like china lied the entire time about resuming rare earth minerals and magnets
and they will just keep it up, until america caves
I really really want to see a collision between america and china. Was all the china hawk talk just talk? Or are we actually prepared to take down the "threat to democracy and stability"
In other words, was all that propaganda just a psyop

>>22874456
Nigga u r 36 and write like an edgy 13 year old fat kid loser fantasizing about being a hero

>>22875508
War is coming. China bought over a million suicide drones in January alone of this year. Largest arms build up since Adolf Hitler occuring over there right now.

>>22875514
War isn't coming chinkleaf. Everyone is just saber rattling at the moment. Also everyone has nukes so if one gets launched they all get launched and it's the end of the world. Nobody wants that. I'll start paying attention if China manages to make an anti matter bomb.

>>22875514
>War is coming.
I hope so

>>22875520
the primary use case of anti-matter in weapons is just as an ignition method for fusion warheads. That allows you to make really small nuclear bombs like something you could put in a 20mm cannon.

>>22875103
that's a bloke

>>22875532
I have also heard they want to make anti matter bombs so you can use them without poisoning the land on which it's used. That was the argument that was made for china since they have polluted the entirety of their farmland.

>>22875152
How is easy money coming your way? I don't understand the play. If you short Amazon because they're going to cut a part of their business that loses money wouldn't the stock go up? Or are you long Amazon but how much would it go up on trimming the fat? Like all I see is a potential class action law suit that lines the pockets for the lawyers involved, but I don't know, can you tell me what I am missing here?

>>22875549
Like how many times has a Walmart employee literally killed people via truck crashing into a bus, or a pallet of shit falling on someone, or a tainted product was sold to a customer.... stock still goes up, and twitch drama killing Amazon is the most retarded shit I've ever heard...

>>22875364
Fuck you leaf! We're making our own maple syrup and putting a made in America flag on every fucking bottle.

>>22875583
We're already tapping the trees in our cemeteries, so this shit is made from Americans by Americans for Americans.

What’s for movie nite? Also jej hims heemed

>futas

Fuck... I got a sympathy card for a horse my mom put down that I've been paying for for 15 years... looking at this thing its 5 female names for every boy... she used to tell me there were a lot of women at the barn and shit if you're a single guy try to get into a barn and find a woman there.

I can remember her saying the only boys were Mexicans cleaning shit, and the girls wanted white boys.

If me paying for that shit machine can turn into something positive for one of you and leading you to score, that's awesome

>>22875549
He's just another jew schizo who hates twitch cause he perceives them as anti-semitic. He actually holds amazon and believes, or postulates actually, that twitch going out of business will improve amazon's value as a whole.

New:
>>22876032

>>22874128
Not in your mind or ass.