Thread 22875442

>>22875442 (OP)
Indian is available at the local park and you can just take it home with you for dinner.

I have eaten many indian

>>22875442 (OP)
What do you do in a situation like this?

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>>22875446
Nice bait trap and when the police arrive to arrest me for having gore videos you'll just be laughing

>>22875443
That his phone? Why did you wipe off all the tiger poopy?

>>22875442 (OP)

Lmao. He flaps his arms like a antilope flaps its ears when going down. That will only make him look tastier.

>>22875445
Honestly, you spring up and yell like a madman. Maybe kitty will run away, maybe kitty won't run away. The one thing you don't do is act weak or turn your back because cats are programmed to kill weak things that turn their backs on cats.

>>22875447
I wouldn't laugh at you getting arrested. I just don't want to post the same shit all over again.

>>22875451
Poopjeet go back to the garbage dump

>>22875452
Who are you calling poojeet? Learn to read nigger.

>>22875442 (OP)
i like how he cathandled this animal

>>22875445
all animals are weak in the nose, punch it as hard as possible and hope for the best

Poor tiger died of diarrhea 2 days later

>>22875445
Stand up and show dominance. Yell and scream aggressively. If you stand tall and appear aggressive it will make the Tiger less likely to pounce. Tigers are ambush predators. They don't want to be caught in a fight with a prey. The Tiger in the video was surveying the situation at first because it was strange for him to see a Human acting so pathetic. In the end the Tiger did fuck up because a Tiger that eats a man is a dead Tiger. Lions have learned that the hard way and Lions only kill men when they extremely hungry because they evolved with men and Lions who eat Men tend to die younger than the ones who don't.

>>22875442 (OP)
Didn't even finish the vid yet & dayum talk about playing with your food

>>22875458
Jeets are experts in dealing with Tigers but theirs a lot of dumb Jeets cause there's just a lot of them. But I found one written by a Jeet who runs a Tiger Safari and even has a picture of a Tiger trying to charge him so the dead Jeet wished he learned from the Safari Jeet.

>>22875442 (OP)
Always take your tiger date to a nice steak dinner or this will happen.

>>22875460
Also according to them worst case scenario you need to fight the Tiger. Aparently Tigers hate being grappled with and hate hugs so if you can hold a Tiger enough to scare it away you might survive. But they attack necks which means you have to protect your neck. But really if you fighting a Tiger you probably fucked but it's better to go down swinging than crying like a little bitch.

>>22875460
tigers eat like 20k indians per year
there must be tigers in some areas of india who eat only indians

>>22875463
True but 20k Jeets is like 200 Americans.

>>22875445
I like how the poojeto group miraculously ran out of trash to throw at it

>>22875460
I fucking hate tigers, they are the meanest, and most dumb of the all big cats that is a very bad combination, fucking horrible creatures.

>>22875442 (OP)
the clip where a tiger comes across a sleeping homeless pajeet in the street, takes a sniff, then backs off always makes me laugh

>>22875466
Because they fight back when you rape them? They're awesome pest controllers, fuck you.

>>22875442 (OP)
That poor tiger is going to get an upset stomach from eating shitty indian street food.

>>22875445
Abandon reason and know only war. Predators can only hunt and survive if they are healthy, therefore, they are risk averse. If you go on the offensive there is a slight chance that the predator won't risk getting into conflict with you. Ofcourse it will fight if cornered, but even that beats fighting it on it's terms.

>>22875442 (OP)
I'm not even going to ask how he got himself there.
Cat only wanted to play but the jeet was useless as a playmate so he was eaten.

>>22875443
She lead him on then ghosted him

>>22875442 (OP)
I have received no training flin dealing with tigers but wouldn't the best actions be to play dead?
Jeet deserved that fate

>>22875442 (OP)
Cat probably dragged his ass to the exit. No way it's going to eat that.

>>22875468
at least they try to do something about it instead of just staring and recording from a safe distance like chinks would

>>22875464
That's how many Americans are killed by squirrels a year I think.

You people are laughing and ridiculing a helpless and terrified human being caught in a situation I wouldn't wish on my greatest enemy. Have some companion and empathy - it costs nothing.

>>22875468
you'd think a people who believe in reincarnation would wonder why all the animals are so hostile to them.

>>22875456
Tigers don't attack humans unless they are extremely hungry, wounded or too old to hunt. None of that applies in this case as the zoo tigers are fed daily.

>>22875475
You asked for it.

>>22875475
>at least poos aren't X
Just shut up.

>>22875479
>Tigers don't attack humans
I just realized there's a huge flaw in my logic.

>>22875480
>>22875481
i wouldnt help women either

>>22875483
Trying to get the best shot angle counts as doing something.

>>22875483
They checked, it was a female newborn so that's why they didn't do anything.
Just stfu and never compare poos to any human group again.

>>22875445
Piss on it. This will establish dominance.

>>22875480
bunch of jeets waiting for her to pass out so they can rape her in dignity

>>22875445
Emergency gastric suction. If you make it in time, the cat would likely survive the otherwise lethal diarrhea.

>>22875442 (OP)
Is he okay?

>>22875442 (OP)
https://www.indiatoday.in/india/north/story/white-tiger-in-delhi-zoo-mauls-20-year-old-man-to-death-300682-2014-09-24
>retard is climbing walls and bars around tiger enclosure
>gets told off but not removed
>falls in and the tiger approaches
>15 minutes pass and nobody helps
>tiger just watches him curiously
>guards get there and start ringing dinner bell
>crowd gets involved and start throwing shit
>tiger gets agitated and kills him
>outraged public wants him put down but they're ignored
>tiger goes on to father five cubs
A reason the tiger wasn't tranquilized may be because he was too valuable. He's a bit dirty in that vid but Vijay was a white tiger, one of maybe 200 left in India. He sadly passed away in 2022 due to age related health issues.

>>22875443
>never blocking his messages
women are truly addicted to attention

>>22875442 (OP)
Bump

>>22875445
You shove your fist down the animals throat and it wont be in the mood to eat you

Or this dude could have just splashed water at the cat

You know I learn from Sanjay if tiger attack you must bite on nose if you are not carrying padawanar

Guys I think Mods are jeets. Why did he move the thread to /bant/ if he's not pissed off over being born a jeet?

>>22875489
He'll be fine. Now he doesn't have to fuck some jeeta called Mishita.