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Anonymous (ID: Zm0zOfv/) United States No.22877139 [Report] >>22877632
At which height should I mow my lawn to best attract femcels?
Anonymous (ID: DZAUd/jn) United States No.22877145 [Report] >>22877151
2.5-3.5 inches DO NOT make it too short
don't mow in straight lines make them curvy or a spiral and add a hand made sculpture to your lawn
Anonymous (ID: Zm0zOfv/) United States No.22877151 [Report]
>>22877145
They didn’t teach me this in college
Anonymous (ID: T8FBKKKq) Belgium No.22877171 [Report] >>22877178
can confirm, the handmade sculpture is important OP
Anonymous (ID: Zm0zOfv/) United States No.22877178 [Report]
>>22877171
Troll someone else, negroe.
Anonymous (ID: 2cEYQY/J) United States No.22877262 [Report] >>22877588
You don't. Never mow your lawn nigger.
Anonymous (ID: eWebfgpX) United States No.22877588 [Report]
>>22877262
This doesn’t attract femcels, as far as I’m aware of
Anonymous (ID: 8KvqUkG2) United States No.22877608 [Report]
mow half the lawn and leave the other half long, and don't make it a clean half and half, make it really fucking weird. femcels will find this intriguing and want to find out what's wrong you. they cannot resist a mystery which is why those bitches binge true crime podcasts.
Anonymous (ID: AdF9w0p1) Slovakia No.22877630 [Report] >>22877766
Truefemcels do not even go outside thoughever, and if they do they just look to the ground so they won't even notice your fucking grass unfortunately
Anonymous (ID: 8YPRlUx2) United States No.22877632 [Report]
>>22877139 (OP)
Tolu rough
Anonymous (ID: DZAUd/jn) United States No.22877766 [Report] >>22879251
>>22877630
What if my grass is on the ground
Anonymous (ID: eWebfgpX) United States No.22879251 [Report]
>>22877766
>Grass is usually not on the ground