GET IN HERE
REVENGE OF THE LEECHES

>>22877358 (OP)
this is something you'd see in a nightmare.

>>22877358 (OP)
do you just unalive yourself at that point?

That's what jews look like when they come out of their daddy's ball sack.

>>22877358 (OP)
Leeches are chill. It's honestly a shame the term has become a pejorative. They help keep rivers and lakes clean and can also be beneficial to humans. It's been a medical practice for centuries. Leeches are bros.

>>22877360
no. you stick your dick in the water and let em suck you off.

>>22877358 (OP)
India ?

>>22877362
yea but having that many swarm you is still gross and terrifying.

>>22877362
I don't have to make it but.

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>>22877362
>>22877366
Gochu bro

>>22877362

>>22877358 (OP)
>how it feels going to a jew wedding

>>22877362
post nose

>>22877368
Kek
Fair play. Well done lad

>>22877358 (OP)
Are they falling or jumping?

>>22877358 (OP)
Filthy losers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFwTO8Bc93I

>>22877358 (OP)
I've seen that before

leeches are safe they don't carry disease and even numb you so their blood sucking doesn't hurt

>>22877362
let me slap 5,000 leeches on your legs

This is what it's like trying to torrent the new squid game.

>>22877358 (OP)
Holy fuck, that would send me into a coma instantly

>>22877358 (OP)
Humanity BTFO

>>22877376
>t. leech

>>22877358 (OP)

>>22877368
Why is he blonde and white, most parasite carrying humans are brown.
Edit your image.

>>22877363
>a fucking leaf

>>22877358 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRqpjeD-v-g

>>22877376
>and even numb you so their blood sucking doesn't hurt
gov should have taken lesson from them

>>22877358 (OP)
How the UK feels now

>>22877362
>Leeches are chill. It's honestly a shame the term has become a pejorative.

>>22877358 (OP)
how do you unironically unfuck yourself at that point? legitimately asking

>>22877389
copious amount of salt

>>22877389
Wood ash & salt

>>22877358 (OP)
Idk but id imagine that must feel really good

>>22877364
>the video likely originates from Madagascar, as it’s the only location where jumping leeches (Chtonobdella fallax or related species) have been conclusively documented on video

>>22877358 (OP)
That's what Leto did to become God Emperor

>>22877358 (OP)
which synagogue is this?

>>22877362
Good pets too

>>22877362
>Leeches are chill

>>22877362

>>22877394
kek

>>22877358 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAHHRRG

>>22877358 (OP)
Wtf, they can jump?

>>22877396
holy kek what an insane tranny
redundant i know but when you thought you saw everything
they surprise you with something even more degenerate

>>22877383
Hes Swedish

>>22877383
ur corny bro

>>22877401
all leeches can jump
aside from their bloodsucking parts their body is just one big muscle, like a snake
most just haven't evolved a behavioral instinct to jump, they generally survive long enough to reproduce by sneakily sucking up a belly full of blood and jumping off before their victim feels it (due to their anaesthetizing saliva)
jumping leeches have had a mutaton that makes them into pack hunters instead of blood thieves, they will actually kill prey for the whole pack to drink dry

>>22877402
gotta relearn the lessons they're accidentally teaching, bro

>>22877405
jump *onto* their prey, I mean
it kind of gives away their presence to slap themselves against you
normal leeches use those muscles to jump off a drained and anaesthetized patch of their prey's skin, like a ninja escaping once their assassination is a success

>>22877398
Underrated