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Anonymous Unknown No.22877358 >>22877359 >>22877360 >>22877362 >>22877364 >>22877369 >>22877372 >>22877373 >>22877375 >>22877379 >>22877380 >>22877382 >>22877385 >>22877387 >>22877389 >>22877392 >>22877394 >>22877395 >>22877400 >>22877401
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING!!
GET IN HERE
REVENGE OF THE LEECHES
Anonymous Canada No.22877359
>>22877358 (OP)
this is something you'd see in a nightmare.
Anonymous Unknown No.22877360 >>22877363
>>22877358 (OP)
do you just unalive yourself at that point?
Anonymous United States No.22877361
That's what jews look like when they come out of their daddy's ball sack.
Anonymous Bulgaria No.22877362 >>22877365 >>22877366 >>22877367 >>22877368 >>22877370 >>22877377 >>22877388 >>22877396 >>22877397 >>22877398
>>22877358 (OP)
Leeches are chill. It's honestly a shame the term has become a pejorative. They help keep rivers and lakes clean and can also be beneficial to humans. It's been a medical practice for centuries. Leeches are bros.
Anonymous Canada No.22877363 >>22877384
>>22877360
no. you stick your dick in the water and let em suck you off.
Anonymous France No.22877364 >>22877393
>>22877358 (OP)
India ?
Anonymous Canada No.22877365
>>22877362
yea but having that many swarm you is still gross and terrifying.
Anonymous United States No.22877366 >>22877367
>>22877362
I don't have to make it but.

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Anonymous United Kingdom No.22877367
>>22877362
>>22877366
Gochu bro
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22877368 >>22877371 >>22877383
>>22877362
Anonymous Canada No.22877369
>>22877358 (OP)
>how it feels going to a jew wedding
Anonymous Canada No.22877370
>>22877362
post nose
Anonymous United States No.22877371
>>22877368
Kek
Fair play. Well done lad
Anonymous United States No.22877372
>>22877358 (OP)
Are they falling or jumping?
Anonymous United States No.22877373
>>22877358 (OP)
Filthy losers
Anonymous United States No.22877374
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFwTO8Bc93I
Anonymous Morocco No.22877375
>>22877358 (OP)
I've seen that before
Anonymous Australia No.22877376 >>22877381 >>22877386
leeches are safe they don't carry disease and even numb you so their blood sucking doesn't hurt
Anonymous Australia No.22877377
>>22877362
let me slap 5,000 leeches on your legs
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22877378
This is what it's like trying to torrent the new squid game.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22877379
>>22877358 (OP)
Holy fuck, that would send me into a coma instantly
Anonymous Hungary No.22877380
>>22877358 (OP)
Humanity BTFO
Anonymous Australia No.22877381
>>22877376
>t. leech
Anonymous Romania No.22877382
>>22877358 (OP)
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22877383 >>22877403 >>22877404
>>22877368
Why is he blonde and white, most parasite carrying humans are brown.
Edit your image.
Birb United States No.22877384
>>22877363
>a fucking leaf
Anonymous United States No.22877385
>>22877358 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRqpjeD-v-g
Anonymous Poland No.22877386
>>22877376
>and even numb you so their blood sucking doesn't hurt
gov should have taken lesson from them
Anonymous New Zealand No.22877387
>>22877358 (OP)
How the UK feels now
Anonymous Germany No.22877388
>>22877362
>Leeches are chill. It's honestly a shame the term has become a pejorative.
Anonymous Brazil No.22877389 >>22877390 >>22877391
>>22877358 (OP)
how do you unironically unfuck yourself at that point? legitimately asking
Anonymous Brazil No.22877390
>>22877389
copious amount of salt
Anonymous Malaysia No.22877391
>>22877389
Wood ash & salt
Anonymous United States No.22877392
>>22877358 (OP)
Idk but id imagine that must feel really good
Anonymous Japan No.22877393
>>22877364
>the video likely originates from Madagascar, as it’s the only location where jumping leeches (Chtonobdella fallax or related species) have been conclusively documented on video
Anonymous United States No.22877394 >>22877399
>>22877358 (OP)
That's what Leto did to become God Emperor
Anonymous United States No.22877395
>>22877358 (OP)
which synagogue is this?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.22877396 >>22877402
>>22877362
Good pets too
Anonymous Finland No.22877397
>>22877362
>Leeches are chill
Anonymous Unknown No.22877398 >>22877408
>>22877362
Anonymous Unknown No.22877399
>>22877394
kek
Anonymous Unknown No.22877400
>>22877358 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAHHRRG
Anonymous United States No.22877401 >>22877405
>>22877358 (OP)
Wtf, they can jump?
Anonymous Finland No.22877402 >>22877406
>>22877396
holy kek what an insane tranny
redundant i know but when you thought you saw everything
they surprise you with something even more degenerate
Anonymous New Zealand No.22877403
>>22877383
Hes Swedish
Anonymous United States No.22877404
>>22877383
ur corny bro
Anonymous Unknown No.22877405 >>22877407
>>22877401
all leeches can jump
aside from their bloodsucking parts their body is just one big muscle, like a snake
most just haven't evolved a behavioral instinct to jump, they generally survive long enough to reproduce by sneakily sucking up a belly full of blood and jumping off before their victim feels it (due to their anaesthetizing saliva)
jumping leeches have had a mutaton that makes them into pack hunters instead of blood thieves, they will actually kill prey for the whole pack to drink dry
Anonymous Unknown No.22877406
>>22877402
gotta relearn the lessons they're accidentally teaching, bro
Anonymous Unknown No.22877407
>>22877405
jump *onto* their prey, I mean
it kind of gives away their presence to slap themselves against you
normal leeches use those muscles to jump off a drained and anaesthetized patch of their prey's skin, like a ninja escaping once their assassination is a success
Anonymous United States No.22877408
>>22877398
Underrated