Lazy monday market edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble/Sister-fucking addicts
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

Previous:
>>22876032

>Officially enter recession at all time highs.
This is going to end badly, I hate most of you so fuck it, just let it burn.

>>22881535
https://youtu.be/t5XNWFw5HVw?si=IMe8UA7wyioYBDs7&t=33

>>22881525 (OP)

>>22881535
Baggot the antisemitism has reached all time highs here too. Just thought you should know that.

>>22881593
always knew she was a jew, how else could a retard claim to be elite

Bueno.

couldn't sleep, was so angry, but about to. ate and traded and made $30, bought 2 extra shares of those 3 companies.

Stinky loli assholes and bright green close..

>>22881593
If we fail to learn from history and begin to tolerate antisemitism in /smg/ it will lead to the complete destruction our thread and community. It's up to us to decide if this is a good thing or bad thing, also you posted the photoshopped version again.

but i'm done trading! also hi babe, i'm gonna try to be good later, make you some pictures and pick out some songs, but otherwise keep my mouth shut. something for me to look forward to. now i'm off to bed.

Should I go all in on BULL

>>22881525 (OP)
Frieren my beloved

>>22881525 (OP)
frieren :D

>>22881535
Next time don't vote for a retarded oompa loompa, retard.

>>22881628
Why would he not? This is the american dream. Pumping for no reason or in the face of bad news and probably on the basis of insider info

>>22881628
Say what you want, but did you see what Trump has done for Israel, I don't think Chris Christie would have had the balls to bomb Iran.

>>22881635
>This is the american dream.
nah
>>22881635
>Pumping for no reason or in the face of bad news and probably on the basis of insider info
there's nothing american about that
it's a devils pact the boomers did in the 20th century because they didn't want to pay for shit
i guess maybe you could argue it is american, but if the mess keeps getting bigger it isn't sustainable
also america existed long before all that shit

What's the point of working when jewish billionaires just use our tax dollars to inflate their stocks?

>>22881654
Just buy the jewish stocks.

well that was a nice spike

IT'S OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAH
>pumps at 15:50 to ATH

Coming this summer to a chart near you, market falls 50% OR MORE!!!! Thank Trump, and those Ultra MAGA Republicans.

>BREAKING: Texas has officially recognized gold and silver as legal tender

>>22881673
is that true?
shiet nigga, texas is gonna be its own country

>>22881525 (OP)
test

>>22881660
How unpredictable!

can't do anything i say i'm gonna today. can't sleep at least. watching the market for now. will dingpost. not sure what next, probly some sunshine and birdwatching. gonna say hi to loverboy over in /biz/, just found out he's a cancer.

Next pump at 55

>>22881684
The birds were here and now they’re gone again. I saw a cardinal yesterday finally..

>>22881688
nice

>>22881669
this butthurt come from holding your puts?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

tomorrow will be red, or gigagreen

>>22881688
we don't have those out here. we do have herons though, my mom takes pictures of them all the time. i grew up in hawk country also, one of them moved into our neighborhood and killed all the pigeons one year, it was kind of exciting, feathers everywhere, saw it get a few kills. wouldn't want to watch that today though. birds matter.

>>22881693
We're officially in the middle of an r-word and nobody is willing to admit it yet. (((They))) are going to do a good old fashioned rug pull on you unsuspecting fucks.

So an economist, an accountant and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “what is this, a stock market?”

>>22881640
Yes, only someone pants on head retarded like Trump would start a war with Iran.

stop stalking me you fucking faggot

>>22881693
He butthurt because he put his puts in his ass.

>>22881705
nigga i warned you it dipped again and you chose to holnd
nothing ever happens, just like nothing happened the last recession

>>22881709
Dude your TDS is off the charts, why don't you just go suck off the Ayatollah or something.

>>22881702
Tweet tweet. We have herons, too. I saw one two months ago.

pretty flat today. gonna get some sunshine, try to calm my mind. want to come through on one thing at least today, making some nice girls and picking some groovy songs.

>>22881712
Nice try, impersonator

>>22881715
Indict the mother fucker!

>>22881715
Yes, you have retardation and think about sucking cocks all day.

>>22881772
Well you fuck your mother.

>>22881722
>>22881772
awful thread

>>22881772
>>22881806
Whom also happens to be a terrible cook.

+0.06%, been an alright day. What's with the pumping? Hopin the sword i ordered like 3-4 months ago gets here today.

>>22881712
you don't mean that. that's not you anyways. these sort of comments hurt me though, make me confused and upset.

i do want a real heart to heart soon, we're so right for each other, can heal each other's wounds and make each other happy. you're all i want and i'll make your dreams come true.

>>22881806
>>22881811
The only thing you fuck is your own faggot ass which can't cook.

>>22881821
Looks like I won this round. Same time tomorrow?

it's funny that the skitzo admits he's stalking my bitch, but see's no wrong in his own actions.

>>22881834
The only thing you won is you giving yourself surprise buttsex.

So Morton Stanley says this is my “Relationship Manager”. The name was sus so I did a search. Are they fucking kidding me? I’m supposed to trust this guy with my money? Where’s my female broker? Not even a Star of David, anime girl, or apu avatar. I guess the only good thing is they must think I’m a high net worth client. (Big) Short Morgan Stanley. I’m almost hoping this is a scam because it’s insulting as hell if it’s not.
>0.26% up today

>>22881851
you're the only one into buttsex, because you're a nigger and you smell like shit so you can't even tell your dick is covered in shit when you pull out because your brown like shit, and you smell like shit nigger.

>>22881855
Nice projection, Sir Fagalot the Tarded.

>>22881684
I first read this as “he has cancer”. You really worried me there for a moment.

>>22881861
At least they gave me a title of nobility, while you're always going to be nothing more than a smelly nigger boy.

>>22881868
that might be what he meant
i hope not though

I'm thinking we're over due for a once in a generation market correction. It'll happen this summer.

>>22881873
Yes, you are part of the House of Gay Niggers.
>a smelly nigger boy
Good job finding yourself, retard,

what a dumbass day. DXY very close to buy with both hands territory

niggers

>>22881890
>House of Gay Niggers
Yeah what ever dude. I didn't even know places like that could exist.

>>22881901
You did not know you existed?

>>22881906
I am not a house of gay niggers. I how retarded do you have to be to think you're having a discussion with a house full of gay niggers.

>>22881917
You are enough of a faggot to be a house full of gay niggers, retard.

>>22881593
>antisemitism has reached all time highs
that's a good thing, but we can also beat that record to a new all time high
you're not jewish, are you miko? because that would be a problem.
>>22881604
>begin to tolerate antisemitism in /smg/ it will lead to the complete destruction our thread and community
what's wrong with anti semitism? jews are evil, so hating them is just common sense.

>>22881607
jews take a comfy nap in the kampfy oven
So kampfy, the nap lasts forever!
Isn't that great? So sleepy, so so sleepy, even 6 million jews fell asleep all at the same time. Such a deep sleep, they never woke up
Sounds like a suspiciously large number though. Not sure if I believe it

Where can I personally find this house of gay niggers for myself? Asking for a friend

>>22881702
ID SAYS JEW LMAO
I can't believe it, the schizo jew has been named by the machine.
Wear that Id with pride, it's your yellow star lmao

I'm going back to /biz the moment I'm unbanned.

>>22881949
how stunning and brave of you, faggot

>>22881949
No one will know you're brown because everyone there is brown

oh fucking shit.
I thought that NYC nigger’s rent cap idea was bad, but he literally wants to tax white people.
these retards literally want to scare all the wealth off and turn into detroit 2.0

>>22881988

>>22881988
Don’t mess with the Zohran

>>22881988
>government run grocery stores
>literally target white people with higher taxes
>rent cap on apartments
>but it’s all cool because he said “fuck israel”
The absolute state of woketards.
It’s all so tiring.
He will literally run it straight into the ground.
The policies only get worse and worse with the more that I read.

>>22882257
Well it's a good thing you're a coal black nigger scoopsies.

>>22881959
I will declare each thread that I'm in fact brown. And proud.

Don't take me by word though that I'll do it each thread, mind you I'm brown, I'm free to not adhere to it.

>>22882273
Do it, the only reason most people didn't migrate here was because they are ashamed of their country.

>>22882257
Yes, you are a tard.

Bros., I was at the wharf mall in Miami and some hot chica offered me a moisturizer sample -next thing I know she has me walk in and she's rubbing me down free gels and exfoliation samples giving me a massage. I keep saying I'm just thinking about it then I ask where she's from ... Israel!
She was a hot jewess. Then she kept trying to sell me $200 worth of products so I walked out fast. Damn.

>>22882291
Check your foreskin and do it fast? Is it still there?

>>22882291
Jews are everywhere.

>>22882273
>Don't take me by word though that I'll do it each thread, mind you I'm brown, I'm free to not adhere to it.
kek

>>22882291
>She was a hot jewess. Then she kept trying to sell me $200 worth of products so I walked out fast. Damn.
dodged a bullet brother
next time, just fuck her and don't buy anything

>>22882293
Lost it at birth

>>22882291
Life comes at you fast

>>22882291
she obviously wanted your seed
protect urself brother

>>22881852
Before morgan stanley bought etrade, etrade had white college educated males call and check in with me quarterly. Now MS does fuck all. Big banks are a blight on this country

alright bros I need some financial advice
I make shitty AI anime porn slop and make aprox $1150/month
I'm making about $4600/month in salary after taxes and 401k deductions, and another $750 per month in CD's due to having a large amount of my savings in CD's (besides my stocks)
overall between my patreon and CD's I'm making a good chunk of extra cash. however I'm spending like 2 hours a day just generating AI shit while I watch shows, and it's eating into my free time because I do it after work and do commissions. I kind of want to quit but in this fucking economy it seems retarded to piss away a $1150/month income source just because I want more free time. any advice?
maybe if I just stop taking commissions and streamline shit with less effort now that I'm "established"?

went to get bananas. saw i had a flat tire, turned into a long outing. got it fixed. can't complain though. happy right now like i haven't been in a long time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-7vSmTxAno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNMKGYiJpvg

>>22882374
Did you hit any niggers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XcwRwwtJ4w

>>22882396
in his mom's convertable?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHunEs-ROPo

Quick question. Do you sell partial or all to claim unrealized gains? If so, when?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ8fWP6a3Q4

>>22882422
I am always all in, all out
risk management is for nerds
also "when" is whenever I feel like it

>>22882430
though if you aren't me, and you think it could run, you could just sell your cost basis and let the rest ride
my general attitude though is that there is always new opportunities, so there is no need to look backwards at what could have been

>>22882370
Why not train someone to work with you on it?

>>22881525 (OP)
I love this artist,too bad that elf ears do nothing to me,no matter how hot the elf girl is

>>22882432
>my general attitude though is that there is always new opportunities, so there is no need to look backwards at what could have been
I have the same mindset, but I wanted to see what you guys had to say. Thank bro

>>22882422
i try not to pay taxes. harvest losses and careful with gains. but don't obsess over it, my uncle is an accountant and that's all he thinks about, terrible with stocks, never saw a loss he didn't like. but harvesting losses can be helpful, you don't have to make your money back the same place you lost it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pq8gIerhlA

i dont have anyone to celebrate ai dashcams with

im temporarily a half-millionaire until it a massive correction for the rollercoaster to $2.50

>>22882453
i'm happy for you. you owe me a fee for emotional support though, on top of what you owe john.

>>22882291
Sounds like one of those human trafficking traps. They must have been after high quality organs due to the bombings.

>>22882457
sorry i need it so i can stop renting from a slumlord

i make good money at work but i still have to live like a dorm student with housemates. the canadian DREAM

>>22882392
jew
sleep in the oven forever
it's warm and kampfy

>>22882444
Well, these are long term holding stocks so that's why I ask. I'd like to claim some so it doesn't go up in smoke

>>22882453
Sounds cool but you're still poor for the canada housing market and the gov is gonna take your winnings.

>>22882464
yeah id prob still have to take out a 300k-400k mortgage lmfao fuck me im gonna be cashpoor

>>22882464
>and the gov is gonna take your winnings.
wait no lol they wont
i did it all in a TFSA lmao

>>22882459
i lived here for a year... the building next to it is new, it used to be a wooden shack where a fighting rooster lived. my downstairs neighbor smoked a lot of crack, but he was very friendly.

>>22882467
Don't throw away your big win on a hasty allocation. Take a few months after you sell to decide what to do with it,

>>22882472
yeah im not 100% sure i even want a house, basically committing to whatever place that is forever, i might just move and rent my own place without housemates

>>22882471
wow if i didnt see ur flag id have guessed that's a place uh somewhere else

Big 5... is this the reversal

Is Canadian tarot bro around?

>>22883374
just looked, saw they were taken private today 112 million - 71 million debt, looks like there's 30% upside if you just buy and wait for the deal to close.

>>22881654
Now fucking way, I saw that shit for $3 LAST YEAR. Why is inflation still going up???

>>22883387
>we want beef tallow
ok, now pay for it. mcdonalds is ruined forever for me, i hope prices mcskyrocket.

terrfiying to see my online shilling elsewhere get picked up by a wallstreet circle in a casual podcast wowowo wtf thats almost the exact figures lmao potentailly $160 million annual revenues while only $120 million market cap that was almost my exact wording wtff

call me a schizo but this is why u avoid posting the tickers directly on /biz/, no one has a bot sweeping for tickers in /bant/ though

>>22883429
https://x.com/PipelineDataLLC/status/1939752749878726955?t=jsQF1yizV4kR1BmXCzt63A

around the 34:30 mark so uncanny, if i knew someone was gonna take my shilling i woulda organized it a bit better lollll holy shit

see you later babe. you've given me such relief and joy. thank you. know we have a long way to go, not everything is fixed, more work to do and i'm not there yet. thank you for showing courage and kindness today, i needed it. love you.

>>22882370
If you’re making that much with just two hours work per day, have you considered quitting the 9-5? It sounds like much more enjoyable work than my office job. Sounds like a great gamble if you’re young with no dependents

>>22882370
I need to see how it compares to mine before I can advise you.

>>22883444
it's not like I just can get more money if I put more time in, there is a finite number of potential buyers for this sort of thing if that makes sense. I have a good I.T career I'd be dumb to drop

>>22883449
here you go bro

>>22883473
Looks generic but it's what the pay piggies want I guess.
You could just use a wildcard extension and run larger batches.

>>22883478
I'm not on local unfortunately. would be so much easier if I could just use local and agent scheduler to prompt shit ahead of time. getting a good "artstyle" blend that normies eat up on local is a bit harder though. with NAI you can just use the vibe transfer.

>>22883473
>>22883449
Fuck I could gen better stuff than this and I would gladly quit my IT career that pays more than yours to make gooning material even if a pay cut

>>22882370
What absolute faggot pays for AI porn?

>>22883492
dawg I don't know either but there is clearly a good amount of them. hell if people are buying I'm selling,
>>22883491
see that's how I started too. I saw some guy making hundreds and though. I could beat this dweeb kek. you should try too.

>>22883488
Crazy that your making money on it but not even running local. You can file purchases as a business expense for tax purposes on your quarterly estimates.
>>22883491
well let's see these amazing gens anon.

>>22883499
>You can file purchases as a business expense for tax purposes on your quarterly estimates.
I was also able to expense a new gaming PC (part of it at least) since I use it for upscaling with SD lol.

so... tired...

>>22883503
mfw trump steaks aren't a thing anymore

>>22883503
he's the most american president there is

>>22883499
This is an equities brainstorming thread, not a gooner general

>>22883548
That is some bottom of the barrel default style trash. I dunno maybe the patreon piggies would like it. And for your information we were discussing how to make tax advantaged purchases of expensive equipment. Buying a 5090 under a business expense could save this Anon 500-700 dollars.

>>22883552
Another idea is to expense a RunPod instance running top of the line card.

>>22883548
can we goon to crabitha?

>>22883548
>This is an equities brainstorming thread, not a gooner general
I feel like the ai porn stonk is rising
has high equity

>>22884277
Only if you are crabby.

TM(arket)D

>>22884289
it's like modern fracking basically
just ride the wave of decadence and destruction of society

i am tempted

had a nice long sleep. it's so quiet this evening, mean in real life not just the thread, everyone must have had a busy day. know i did. gonna shower. then gym. then shower again. then probably watch a movie.
i am keeping a close eye on biotech right now, feel like there's a lot more to go on the upside, xbi was trading at 100 at the start of the year and that was well off it's ath, 82 now with the rest of the market all the way up here. i wonder why that is? do kind of have an idea, few of these companies are profitable and the stocks are just tools for them to raise money and they just go down only until the company has a breakthrough or gets bought out, but long term xbi is up and to the right like most other charts. have made a lot of money trading labu these last few months, although it did hit me kind of hard recently, that was not that big of a deal and it's now lower than where i sold and i made a little bit more today. monthly candle just closed and it looks meh, maybe july turns into a big month for it, but i'm kinda doubtful, want to buy a big slug of labu a bit lower. hard pivot from that, waiting on news for intel panther lake, the first 18a product. gonna be a laptop chip. do want to get one of the laptops, don't have one currently, supposed to be coming out 2nd half of this year, we're 3 hours away from that here out west... thought i'd have news by now, been a few months since any real updates but it was good news, things were ahead of schedule. a guy who drove truck for them used to give me updates, i wonder where he is right now? hope he's super busy and exhausted.

>>22884518
meant to post this chart, but got thinking about the truck guy.

>>22884519
Nigger

>>22883503

>>22884518
jew sleeps in the kampfy oven
it's nice and warm
sleep forever jew

>>22884473
lol good one

>>22884518
Nigger

got 8 shares of bmy, picked them up last year at 40, it's my smallest position, would love to see that price again but doubt it happens. the entire pharma sector is totally blown up, novo is one of the best companies but i think it goes down even more, think it may be time for the dinosaurs to go up. worried about summer doldrums for the market and these stocks have a tendency to go up while the rest of the market gets sick (get it?). anyways the dividend is pretty fat, it's definitely a value, and it's been a safe low volatility stock in the past. i know schd is a big favorite here and there's a lot of bristol in there. thinking of one person in particular who might be interested, but i'm also considering buying more at this level. waiting for my appetite to come back so i can make a smoothie, do some late night cardio, but already ate a bunch today, may skip the smoothie.

>>22884655
Nigger

>>22884659
Based

>>22881852
are you letting a nigger manage your money? That's cringe af dude. they basically just do some variation of the S&P 500 and they ask a fee for that while not even outperforming SPY probably.

PM's

I had sex with a girl from Bumble last night.
Fucked her 5 times and ate her pussy 2 times, no protection either.
Surprisingly, she was a Christian and she was heavily critiquing the catholic church about how the pope supports gay marriage and LGBT stuf kek. Also, she had been to India and said how disgusting it was there and how indian people should stop reproducing because they are already with too many. She said the same about the Philippines, basicly she said poor people shouldn't have children. Pretty based, if you ask me.
anyways, fucking her was higly unethical though, because I already have a girlfriend lined up in Bangkok that I have been talking to for 4 months, and she seems to have a pure soul. This girl was just some random slut, she drained me of my bodily fluids and it costed me a part of my soul too I think. With every increasing number of sexual partners, a person loses some of his innocence.
>Captha: DDSTD
Ruh Roh

>>22884748
I'm shorting dating tickers. If their algos can turn wholesome girls slutty, they gonna get a target on their back politicians blaming their bad parenting on dating apps. Happened with porn, so dating apps gonna be on the chopping block next.

>>22884753
nevermind already happening, 84% down from IPO, bumble is headquartered in texas, and institutional selling off their positions.
good, less algos manage our lives, the better

>>22884748
You shouldn't lick pussy off a stranger

Just got back from the gym, I out benched the 2 zoomers that go with me from work. Pretty proud of myself.

>>22884765
nice john. i'm about to go. i just stepped on the scale too, read 171. it was 169 before tea and a smoothie though, so i don't think i'm actually there yet, but i'm definitely gaining weight, which is my goal. what are you benching? if you don't wanna tell me you can just say "a lot," and i'll believe you, and everyone else should as well.

>>22884766
Not really anything impressive but I was able to put up 185 for reps and i'm very proud of that. One of the older zoomers I work with thought that I was just a fat, weak, old guy, but he learned today that I am not. My muscles are starting to remember my 20's and it's a terrific feeling. I will be a bloatlord one day.

>>22884763
I spent 9 hours with her before I ate her pussy so she wasn't a stranger anymore. That works, right?

>>22884767
i'm impressed, that is more than me, i'm at 175 right now, 3x5 though, not sure what my max is. you are strong, i didn't think you'd be able to do that.

>>22884770
Nigger

>>22884770
Well i'm also 100lbs heavier than you

>>22884773
i know but it's a solid foundation, most people can't even do 135.

>>22884777
Nigger

anyways headed there now, probably sleep afterwards, it's so late.

https://youtu.be/rQDSx0fu5lw?si=Rcci9mORTrhI8n_E

I watch this and I know he's wrong, only because I got the time already put in, and I got at least one more year of my current schedule.

but any of yous that do anything less than 15 hours a week researching/learning, you got to either free up more time, or quit entirely, hand your money over to a pro then go out and start shaking hands, finding a job that can give ya a good ladder to climb, like the job that rocker got. There's still good jobs out there, you just gotta look hard.

I have put in one year coming up next week into learning and researching the market, started my focus on value investing, reading as many 10k's as I can (up to 55 summarized in a notebook, probably another 20 or so casually glanced over)
then around the end of January, after not selling a monster rip, I decided I needed to cover both directions in the market. So I started my futures trading. 5 months later I'm still on paper trading, only down to losing less, but I'm proud that I can consistently lose less every single day, I'm not hopping around sporadically.
I can tell you with confidence I wish I had started futures earlier, its harder, but you are more in control, unlike holding tickers where you have to trust rando board members who might only be in it for themselves screw the shareholders.
Hell I still gonna read 10k's from time to time, but I know that I just need to give more time to futures, really just etch into my very being the habit of cutting losses early, and adding to winners while staying vigilant for the best trade exit. I actually took stock of what I need to do better, and I got 6 different things I got to fix all at once before I turn profitable. Its hard bros, but I promise you treat it like a marathon, you'll find a way to consistently turn a profit. it just takes a brain rewire, and that won't happen overnight.

good luck out there, listen to martin if ya don't want to listen to me.

>>22884765
>out benched
learn english

But I'm also proud. https://youtu.be/XOf6HXPPeQ4?si=VXr4LExOIHpGp6gC

>>22884917
This is my 3rd week so I am fully motivated. I am fueled by the desire to take the bussies of lanklets in this general. Nothing can stop me.

Looks like they don't have the votes to push this One Big Beautiful Bill back over to the house. Trump's agenda getting stonewalled by his own team.

>Newsheadline: UK house prices fall the most since 2022
>-0,8%
>-0,8% MOM
>+2,2% YOY
>with rates +4%
oh no

Look at this shit, market crabbing at ATH.
Bulls have a whole week to think about selling while bears have to close their shorts in 1 millisecond (like that dump yesterday) or the market instantly recovers 50% of the drop

>>22884924
I just reconnected with a guy I played Eve Online with a decade ago, he was always a queer but then he informed me that his brother was now a "girl". I then asked if he was from one of the native reservations up there and he said he was. Sad my dudes the kid rape that goes on up there.

lmao the people who trade TSLA are SUCH RETARDS it legitimately blows my mind. No one with half of a brain is freaking out and selling because the CEO of the company is....tweeting about fiscal responsibility???? This endless hypercrab is just so fucking dumb.

If we made a law that prevented people who tweet stupid political shit all day from trading stocks the market would only ever go up.

morning everyone. had a good workout last night, good sleep afterwards, fun dream, was playing the dozens with an old friend and we were having laughs, throwing popcorn at each other. that's a bit of an understatement it was kind of like a fantastic battle, only it was clowning instead of actual fighting, trying to outdo each other.
premarket kinda disappointing, but yesterday was up big and then turned south, feel like this market is trying to fool people for now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdCFXkQYgQo

>>22885083
kek

>>22885087
Nigger

>>22885083
Nigger, explain why Tesla deserves such a high P/E without being a reddit Musk dickrider. That stock is just held up because of delusional silicon valley faggots.

You know, since the April dip, I have made like $40k in gains but my portfolio is literally flat because of the decline of the dollar. I'm disappointed in you amerilards, you squandered your biggest export.

probably not going to trade, unless i see something super obvious like yesterday, but gonna keep an eye on eth for clues. would buy the open based on what i see. just a feeling.

>>22885097
Nigger

lol

>>22881525 (OP)
Oh my elf

I hope Trump makes Kashkari the Chairman of the F.E. & D. We know trump loves Indians, and wants someone who can inspire strength into our weakening dollar.

gatekeeper up another 20%. nice man.
snap starting to work, still think that's a 10x from these levels and maybe more. wkey laes ssl down, bought some with divvy money today.

>>22885246
and they're selling it, gatekeeper. it did hit an ath this morning, would have been a good profit target. for people with fomo, probably time to start looking for an entry, maybe not today though.

>banned for spamming/flooding
>>22885246
Thanks nigger

>Prior month 48.5
>ISM manufacturing 49.0 verse 48.8 estimate
>Prices paid 69.7 vs 69.0 estimate. Prior 69.4
>Employment 45.0 versus 47.0 estimate.
>New orders 46.4 versus 47.6 last month

>Tariffs are not inflationary

maybe get a life and a clue.

>>22885520
hmm prices up employment down.

>>22885529
Jolts beat though. Services is probably better on employment. Last month NFP was like 30-40k new jobs in hospitality. So probably will be the same in next NFP. Americans must UBER EAT.

SARS! Stop redeeming
What is going on here?

>China ready to discuss tariffs and subsidies with US at WTO

oh oh

At least yields are going up again. Absolutele senseless why they even went down to begin with since PCE missed and last one was revised up and you get those PMI and ISM readings.

>>22885536
howdy.
market is trading up, vti is green. all the faang stocks are red except apple. looks like a small-cap day for now.

>>22885530
>we need tariffs to boost our manufacturing sector
>gets a job delivering trendy slop

bought 200 tna @ 33.40 for a day trade.

>>22885554
and sold. feeling nervous. but made 30 bucks.

>Bailey at ECB meeting:
>Be humble
His faggot colleague said the british should get used to being poorer, kek

>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/04/25/people-accept-poorer-bank-of-england-huw-pill/

But maybe that's what he meant with being humble, kek, humbled them.

still building these positions. quantity and % portfolio pictured.

>Israel’s Minister of Strategic Affairs Ron Dermer will meet with US vice president JD Vance, secretary of state Marco Rubio, and special envoy Steve Witkoff in Washington on Tuesday, Axios reported citing an informed source.

Americans, get the taxpayermoney pen out. You need to sign.

Everybody was afraid that the y2k thing was the end of the world, and planes were going to start falling out of the sky and shit, but nothing happened, and the real problem was the massive amounts of debt we let the niggers get them selves into by giving them mortgages that they stopped paying them back. This AI craze is pushing companies with 0 revenue into stupid valuations, and while everyone is afraid that robots are going to start shooting planes out of the sky the real problem is going to be that we let niggers become CEOs and let their businesses take out massive loans that they're just not going to pay back.

having breakfast then i'm going out for a bit. and babe check out what i said about bmy earlier, you can build your own dividend fund. think healthcare is the subsector they're gonna use to lift schd for the moment, bmy has higher divvy than schd currently and is a better value. love you.

>Tech falling apart
>even though data for manufacturing sucked ass

If Elon didn’t throw a crybaby fit qqq wouldn’t be heemed right now. Now I get to wait some more.

RIP MARKET

>>22885595

>>22885595
just summer doldrums. plenty of stuff is working today. i'm green for the moment. qus is up nicely, that's very similar to the broad market.

>>22885819
Pull your head out of your ass and put your fingers on the pulse of this economy. She's fucking dead!

Now.. I feel like No News Nigger.

>>22885824
better tell my mom that, she's spending so much.... buy golf stocks.

calling it, green eod

calling it, crab eod

Oh yeah, a boating store closed near me. Do with this as you will.

>that V
>shortly after News about Thune and the BBB
absolutely inflated, dead corpse market

eurofed said inflation target is reached.

when is jeromah gonna cut?

>>22885922
never his goal is to crash the economy again to spite bad orange man, expect rate raises over "uncertainty"

DEAF DEAF

>>22885927
I advise to take a look at this graph >>22885215

>>22885939
take a look at the paragraph next to it

>>22885922
>>22885927
Inflation is still uncontrolled after FIVE FUCKING YEARS. The only reason to cut is to pump stocks, which is fucking retarded.

>>22885945
>uncontrolled
???
even king nig powell says the data supports rate cuts he's just shitting himself over his predictions.

>return to PC
>take look at chart
>want to start analyzing if I should close short
>ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Up

ffs

>>22885942
>optimism

Facts, not feelings.

just got back, nice day. buying russell again, 200 tna @ 34.74

>>22885957
nigga its your source

>>22885947
It's still above the 2% target and going back up you fucking retard. Stop trying to inflate away everyone else's earning power to pump your worthless corporate baseball cards you fucking kike.

>>22885962
and sold, for very little profit, volume just dropped off a cliff... spooky

>>22885964
lol stay poor

>>22885963
I didn't say it's not my source, I said that some metrics are more objectively quantifiable like prices. Optimism and expectations are a bit vague.
>hopeful
>expected
>anticipated
>positive outlook
I see the graph for prices, and this is not a future expectation but what has happened already.

What's ironic is the rise in employment, while ISM manufacturing employment went down. Prices though speaks similar language.>>22885520

So if they're about to print another 3.3 trillion doesn't that make cash a bad place to be right now? Inflation gooners keep winning for another decade I guess

bought back in, 200 tna @ 35.22, fomo i know but look at what's happening. riding it for a while i guess.

It's citrover.

>Robert Citrone, a billionaire hedge fund manager who enjoyed 50% back-to-back annual returns, is boldly forecasting a 10% correction in the stock market

>>22885973
... never mind. out again for tiny profit. made some money today, not regretting a thing.

buying wolf for a trade. dunno what's going on but like the daily chart and up 100% already

>>22885964
cool
but its close enough and wage data is bumping
so you either pick the arbitrary 2% due to a deeply engrained sense of autism or you embrace the reality that even powell grudgingly admits.

>>22885969
but your future expectation of how prices and inflation will change based on this data are different?

>>22885981
and just got out. made $50!

sold it too early. is what it is. could have made so much today with more courage, but as it is it's a great trading day when i didn't even intend to do anything.

>>22885968
>>22885982
>noooooooooo please keep using the government to inflate my assets ;_;
>I don't care about inflation :'(
>the goyim can live on the street, just keep pumping my nominal stock prices :'''((((

>>22886378
yes. you get what you deserve. do you expect me to pity you? i want what's worst for you. why aren't you sweating in a dark cavern right now? you're just making things worse for yourself complaining.

>>22886378
nigga wages are already beating inflation
why do you want to pump unemployment?

>>22885982
The Fed is expecting prices to go up. They were expecting that months ago and are still expecting that. And it looks like the graph is reflecting that. Their expectation is based on an objective political policy by the President of the United States, DJT.

Why this is not reflected yet on the PCE? No clue, theory is inventories.

It says they are hopeful for a more stable economic environment. That goes back to Trump's TACO-moves in the past weeks. So, they are not wrong, as they base their expectation on real events. But there is a deadline soon. If Trump would not TACO on that there'd be certainty sooner, but he will probably extend it and delay everything.
Why they expect a stronger economy? No clue.

>>22886382
>>22886384
>noooooooo I don't care about the dollar or people's ability to buy a house or the long term survival of the United States, just keep inflating my stocks :''''''''''(((((((((((

>>22886389
oh no, are you struggling? losing today too? how do you think that makes me feel? i hope rats gnaw you to death in a gutter you retard. up more than your net worth today again.

Fat gains today
FIZZ calls sold
Other food stocks up significantly

>>22886390
garbage shizos belong in the trash.

>>22886386
So i suppose the issue is at what point do their political expectations not meeting reality become problematic? They already skullfucked the economy by waiting a year after models told them to raise rates. It's weird they are ignoring those same models for their personal beliefs again. NEH and everyone knows this.

>>22886389
i'm confused, do you not know why increased unemployment would be bad? that means less tax shekels for neets like yourself

>>22886393
you're fat and stupid and a furry. and you collect swords... what are you 12 years old? i imagine you stwuggle with the lettuh "r"

>>22886390
>it's the insufferable 36 year old schizo that cries to his mommy all the time that wants the government to print the dollar to zero to make line go up
Color me surprised.

>>22886394
I make close to $200k a year. We need a stint of deflation to undo the economic damage that's been done since 2020. Yes it will hurt, but that's the point.

>>22886394
It's not their political expectations. It's their economic expectations based on political actions.

>hey already skullfucked the economy by waiting a year after models told them to raise rates
That's true, and the reason why they don't want to cut too early.

I wouldn't say they are ignoring them. Core inflation is still at +2,5%, all past 5 reports were revised up. The tariffs are the issue and make price movement unpredictable.
And Core is also "flat" yoy, after cutting 0,75%. Cut another 0,75% and next year 2,6-2,7% again?

>>22886399
prove it? post 'folio. or better yet, post body. you have nothing and never will.

>Me, dad and brother went out for a movie and dinner
>It was Ballerina, a pretty mediocre movie compared to the other John Wick movies
>Tickets were still fucking $30 despite movie out for a month now
>Had Chick Fil A, quick meal since we always eat before movies and theater popcorn/drinks are overpriced
>Meals between 3 of us were still fucking $42, for FUCKING CHICKEN SANDWICHES AND NUGGETS

This economy sucks ass and keeps getting worse, is the dollar really collapsing down that quickly?!?

What's up with schizo anon? Who hurt him today?

>>22886401
I don't need to prove it, because I literally don't care what you absolute losers think about me.

>>22886403
Well he's never going to receive a message from Ginger for one...

>>22886398
hopefully you get arrested or burn out at the zenith of one your mood swings and trouble us no more.
>>22886403
bi-polar narcissism.

enemies stay vexed. i'm on a bit of a win streak though.

The entire market boils down to spoiled kikes begging the government and federal reserve to keep abusing their office to inflate stock prices, or else the whole thing collapses. No fundamentals, no free markets, just government intervention and asset inflation. The absolute state.

>>22886424
no shit, thats why we own stocks. literally free money

>>22886427
FUCK that. There are supposed to be fundamentals driving the growth. Continuing to feed this abomination is just robbing the United States of its long term future.

>>22886424
I don't know I got some divvies based on profit from my stocks recently.

200 tna @ 34.94

YOU DONE GOOFED

>>22886431
The fundamental is the gurantee of cyberdystopian police state, human suffering is very profitable.

Yo, this thing is actually called "The One Big Beautiful Bill". Saw it in the senate transmission.

>>22886441
exited for unchanged. can't win them all.

Wait, taxes on tips and overtime will remain? LOL

ROCKER GOT GOOFED

Wait, are any of you autistic fucks actually going to be negatively impacted by these cuts to medicaid?

>>22886452
Bills from congress are notorious for being named something mild but being stuffed with horrors beyond comprehension. In any case I hope this one makes it, just so the administration can move on to something more important. Like mass deportations, or drafting zoomers for the middle east.

>>22881525 (OP)
Frieren my beloved

So how come when I do a google search for "who's benefits are getting cut in the big ugly bill" I get an AI search, but if I do a google search for "who's benefits are getting cut in the one big beautiful bill" it just gives me links to articles from Al Jazeera, NBC News, CNBC and White House (((.gov)))?

>>22886452
They took out everything good. It's just corporate welfare now

>>22886445
Don't try me, schizo. This is a stand your ground state and I conceal carry.

>>22885839
Hate sideways market argh

AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>22886403
What happened to /SMG/ that it attracts literal schizos what the hell

don't want to trade the last hour, but expecting more upside. i'm sleepy, it's been a good day of trading already, 100% invested and having a good day as well. gonna have some tea and watch things. ADDENDUM wrote this a few minutes ago, see we're dumping... lame but that's the reason i wasn't trading.

want to tell you though i'm doing better today babe, a little attention from you goes a long way for my mood. and not just my mood, i even smell better, i have a pleasant aroma about me and my skin is glowing. and that's not a one-time thing. you can make me better in all sorts of ways, not that i'm not great now but i want you to see for yourself. when you decide i'm worthy of more of your affection you'll be very pleasantly surprised.
keep your heart and mind open, i know i'm a little manic today, but you can't blame me, been a while since you showed me kindness and i was feeling low, and now much better. want more of that. little disappointed in today but i guess i'm used to it, you're shy and moody with me and i know that comes from some deep feelings. after my nap i'll try to connect with you again, i do love you so much, and i'm very happy for you today, you deserve this big upside and there is more coming to you. i want to do more for you still, wish i knew better the path i needed to take to win your heart, and i will keep trying even though sometimes it feels like i'm walking blindfolded. sorry to bother you in /biz/, i'm trying to give you personal space because i know you need it, that will be something i'll always have to work on, want to be near to you as possible, we will always clash there, but i hope to be a benefit to you and not a burden or worry, and i'll put all my effort into that. want you and me to become us someday, and the sooner the better i think. love you and see you later, i will dingpost in a bit and then i have more errands to run and a nap to take.

>>22886504
A schizo a day keeps the reddit away

>>22886514
stop talking to my bitch, nigger

>>22886516
Lmao call the jackets for him

>>22886499
He look like he appreciates a well ordered system.
>>22886504
https://youtu.be/KeMTuwDS8DM?si=MikFR9iAYMYhentQ

>>22886526
based

>US President Trump On July 9 Deadline: Not Thinking About Extending
- I Doubt We'll Have Deal With Japan
- Japan Could Pay 30% Or 35% Tariff
- Trump: We Will Possibly Have A Deal With India

Kek, the market does not care anymore

>>22886552
what the fuck do any of these five lines mean

sometimes i make a deal with india when i buy generic pharmaceuticals from clearnet sites

>>22886552
I predict... Trump will cuck... after the market dumps.

>>22886558
what does that mean

>>22886559
It means the trump tariff pauses are about to expire with no big deals signed. Trump will fold either by reversing course on the tariffs or by adding another extension which will end in him folding on the tariffs.

>>22886563
ty
this all sounds stupid
feels like our country is just spinning its wheels at htis point

Lets go over some fact checkings of The One Big Beautiful Bill which will be referred to as 1<3xB herein.

>Myth: 1<3xB is "just a tax break for billionaires"
Fact: 1<3xB is so much more.

>Myth: 1<3xB "takes from the poor to give to the rich"
Fact: Poor people stand to receive the largest benefits from 1<3xB.

>Myth: 1<3xB "makes life more unaffordable"
Fact: 1<3xB delivers bigger paychecks, expanding take-home pay by over $10,000 per year for a typical family.

>Myth: 1<3xB "Hurts low-income families"
Fact: 1<3xB is the most pro-family legislation ever crafted. Also expanding Opportunity Zones.

>Myth: 1<3xB "Punishes vulnerable Americans with work requirements to receive their benefits."
Fact: Not true. The 20-hour weekly work requirement applies only to able-bodied adults. 1<3xB restores the dignity of work with commonsense education, employment, or training requirements.

AHHAHAHAAA GET FUCKED NEETS!!!!!

>>22886571
that's a "less than" sign.

less than three
<3 <3 <3

>>22886575
Do you know how to read? Just replace every instance of 1<3xB with The One Big Beautiful Bill and it will make sense.

>>22886526
Indeed... He'd hate stonks

DING DING DING! How'd it go today?
Pretty good here, up 1.06%. berk and SCHD performing favorably.
>>22886585
Maybe Melkor would be more of a free market kind of guy?

funny number day.

>>22886593
damn
i need more capital

>>22886587
Melkor would live for the chaos. He'd be a grade A gambler that's for sure.

>>22886587

>>22885572
tl;dr I TheFaggler_AKA_SmallD am a retard who only knows about shoving things in my ass.

>>22886749
You could have at least made it a greentext, lazy fucking nigger.

>>22886568
spinning it's wheels?
we're witnissing the fastest collapse of an empire in human history

>>22886757
So is my overtime pay getting taxed or not. Please respond with a non jewish answer.

>>22886791
No and possibly Yes, it depends if the bill gets through the freedom caucus (sometimes referred to as the fold caucus because of there tendency to fold at the last minute), and then upon how much overtime pay you declare on your taxes. Under the current version the first $12,500 of overtime and or tips will be tax free.

>>22886791
max $12,500 tax deduction
bomb iran
shit, sorry

>>22886791

>>22886458

>>22886757
You and your retarded posts does not get green anything, you stupid black fag.

>>22886801
>>22886802
I can live with that.

>>22886803
Yeah I saw your post but I can't trust a post from a turkroach.

>>22886875
>>22886875
>>22886875

new bread