Thread 22883657

American pizza is shit.

definitely not politics

>>22883657 (OP)
What is this shit?

>>22883657 (OP)
Looks pretty good. What's the problem?

>>22883657 (OP)
You’re wrong and you’re Canadian.

>>22883658
or a current event.
chang pretending to know about things with cheese on it is also laughable.

The crust is way to big, its shitty pizza

Wait until you see Brazilian Pizza.

>>22883662
I just noticed this, they don't put cheese on anything

>>22883663
The crust should be so thin and airy that it just provides some crunch and then practically disappears in your mouth.

>>22883657 (OP)
>no ackshually the way i make pizza is the only right way
pizza is slop peasant food and you niggers just argue about which slop variant is best what the fuck is wrong with you

>>22883657 (OP)
Donair and Pinapple pizza dipped in donair sauce is best pizza evar

>>22883661
that polish/italian soup bowl

>>22883668
you people should be in jail

Shitalians never recovered

>>22883657 (OP)
Ya know what. I want the Pajeet to be the White mans friend so I will tell you to get all your pizza stuff but instead of pizza dough use tortilla shells as the crust/dough. You can make it floppy or crispy, however you like. A lot cheaper too.
3 mins in the air fryer but makes a mess or 7-10 mins in the oven on the middle rack.

>>22883657 (OP)
Fuck, now I want pizza.

>>22883657 (OP)
Then you pajeets must love the taste of it

SHIT i j ust remembered dominoes has stuffed crust now THANKS LEAF

>>22883671
Who cares what some mudslime that cant eat pork fucking think

>>22883670
Enjoying some delicious King of Donair pizza like a boss

>>22883657 (OP)
OK Rajhish. What are you recommending? Tandoori pizza?

>>22883678
What's with all these muslim pizza joints ? I see them everywhere. "Halal pizza"

>>22883679
THIS Is how you make pizza in INDIA SAAR

>>22883664
I can only imagine the nightmares I would have after what passes for a pizza in Buttfuck Brazil. Probably made with monkey brains and human flesh.

>>22883680
No idea, thats not a thing in Halifax, the pizza cartel here is run by Greeks/Lebs

>>22883657 (OP)
French pizza is worse
There is no more real pizzas in France
There are only kebab-pizzas crap with mutton
and shitty sauce that looks like sperm

>>22883680
pizza cartel in east tennessee is muslims but they hide the fact it's halal because nobody around here wants turkey toppings

>>22883684
That looks fucking disgusting.

>>22883665
no good cheese in china. but eggs boiled in little boy's piss?
sheeeit.

>>22883684
looks like dog food

>>22883657 (OP)
>American pizza is shit.
American pizza differs from region to region. You have to be more specific.

>>22883677
He's right though. If traditional pizza tastes better, that's what everyone would make because they would sell more of them.

>>22883684
I had good pizza in France back in Y2K, a large pizza cost the same amount as a small glass of coke, then they changed the currency and all the French money I brought home was useless

>>22883657 (OP)
i had pizza in both Italy and spain as well as tons of pizza here in the US. It is different i will give you that and on average European food when they are making European style food tastes way better than here in the US but the US can make pretty good pizza too especially new york style. I would say i like new york style more than actual italian style but it is personal preference.

that said american olive oil is shit and most americans have no idea what the fuck good olive oil tastes like. At best you get some big brain americans who go to costco for the real deal but even costco shit is like low to mid quality at a european market chain like carrefour or lidi

Also never get non european food in europe because it is shit where you can easily get both good asian and european food in the US.

>>22883689
>American pizza differs from region to region. You have to be more specific.
The pizza from New York and New Jersey is good.

>>22883689
I wonder if skyline chili pizza exists...
What am I saying of course it does

>>22883690
Traditional pizza can't be frozen

>>22883657 (OP)
America is big enough that this concept is pretty dumb. Yeah if you're ordering from domino's or little Caesars, it's gonna suck. But if you go to an actual gourmet restaurant, it's as authentic as it would be anywhere else.

>>22883695
Not all pizza is frozen, retard.

>>22883697
That's what sell the most
Only restaurants have traditional pizza

>>22883698
And most pizza restaurants don't make traditional pizza because other pizza is preferred. NY pizza is better and it's cheap. It's also where modern pizza was developed. Detroit style is the best.

>>22883699
I still can't figure out how to get that crust I can only make thick crust

>>22883657 (OP)
> American pizza is shit
> Shows the only Italian style pizza

Why are leafs so fucking stupid?

>>22883699
That crust just looks like a chewy piece of bread. That's what frozen supermarket pizzas are like here.

>>22883699
It's slop for low class people

>>22883701
> 1pbid AI generated image
> why are leafs so stupid
it's not so much leafs that are stupid but rather our invaders

>>22883657 (OP)
Uh huh

for me its meatlovers

>>22883664
If only you knew how bad things really are.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

I like almost any pizza verity provided it's made well

>>22883657 (OP)
I want this

>>22883703
No shit. That's literally what pizza was: food for poorfags. Italian poorfags moved to the US and suddenly had disposable income, so they added more stuff to their poorfag pizzas. Now it's the most popular food on the planet.

>>22883661
>you’re Canadian
It’s ok to call him faggot anon.

>>22883703
it's comfort food you snob. You expect anybody here to believe you don't eat pizza ?

>>22883657 (OP)
lmao

>>22883709
Bro, you set your oven to 500 degrees, and put the pizza on the BOTTOM rack for 10 minutes. You don't need any of that shit unless you like the char marks

>>22883710
poorfags food doesn't have to be fastfood trash

Honest question for all the actual swarthy olive pickers out there; are you guys ultra pretentious about your food? or is it more bougie wasps that just act like fetishizing something european makes them look sophisticated?

>>22883657 (OP)
Who puts tree leaves on pizza? Is that shooped in?

>>22883715
Again, no shit. They make fancy pizzas, too. You're welcome to eat those, retard.

Costco pizza is the best change my mind

>>22883718
Do you act like a 13 year old online all day anon?

>>22883719
90s Sbarro was King.

>>22883719
You have to goto all the way to Costco to eat pizza in Mexico ?

>>22883657 (OP)
The one thing that makes me proud to be a Jew Yorker

>>22883657 (OP)
Canadians couldn't make pizza if their lives depend on it.
If it wasn't for Dominoes Canadians wouldn't even have pizza.
Fucking poutine.
Talk about slop.

>>22883719
For the price it does. It’s better than Little Caesars by a long shot and doesn’t slap on too much sauce like Domino’s

>>22883723
You probably live in Schenectady.

>>22883663
>the crust is way too big. It's shitty pizza
I may have agreed with you until recently, but that crust looks a lot like a Newman's Own Pizza that ive been eating lately, and the pizza is incredible.

Newman's Own Salami pizza. Tastes like a pizza from a real pizzeria

The japanese apparently have potato pizza as a regular menu item at domino's. This enrages me greatly. I had a baked potato pizza at a pizza buffet (now closed) years ago and it was life changing. Those nip bastards. It's a white base pizza but the potato slices compliment it perfectly. Fucking delicious. God damnit

>>22883657 (OP)
>american pizza
But Americans have access to every kind of pizza...

>>22883657 (OP)

It's fucking bread and cheese. All fucking variants taste fucking fine. What's the point of this fucking thread?

the jew fears the pizza stacker

>>22883730
you people microwave cod and eat it with sourcream you don't get to critisize pizza

>>22883732

I'm not criticizing pizza, you retarded faggot. I'm saying all pizza tastes fucking great unless it's from some really shitty restaurant. Food that millions of people eat and enjoy obviously isn't going to be fucking bad.

>>22883709
this is the one you want

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Gourmia-Pizzeria-Indoor-Pizza-Oven-with-6-Pizza-Presets-Simple-Touch-Controls-Electric-New/5670704407

>>22883728
how does picrel make you feel

>>22883713
American pizza is better

>>22883728
i invented this 25 years ago
fucking gooks

spread garlic oil not too much
salt pepper
some parmesan and mozz
real thin potato all over, steamed already
more parmesan and mozz
very thin crust

>>22883733
Well you answered your own question. It's a pizza critique thread I don't understand what's so difficult to get here. Perhaps picrel is something you'd prefer to discuss because I'd love to here what the verdict was.

>>22883737
that just sounds like a really lazy way to make pizza.

Looks delicious

>>22883737
oh wait by potato do you mean hash because that would be nice actually, if you mean mashed potato that's gross it's gonna be a heavy potatoey mass that's just gonna sit in your stomach

>>22883739
well its a simple pizza so its simple to make
you know you can just make multiple different pizza flavours ya
even at the same time

i bet you're indian

>>22883741
slice an uncooked potato a few mm thin
as if making potato chips
steam them all for a few mins

mashed would be fucking terrible

>>22883738

That's what I said, nigger. What's the point of critiquing pizza? It's bread and cheese. You can't mess up bread and cheese.

>>>/ck/

>>22883661
thats called a quiche and existed long before you took bits from other culture and made it an into a large abnormation.

>>22883657 (OP)
I thought you guys were all about leaves.

>>22883742
yes I am aware holy shit it's a fucking joke and I'm Greek actually. Indians eat shit like butter chicken pizza

>>22883745
Quiche has a quickbread crust, not a yeastdough.

>>22883657 (OP)
ALL pizza is eventually shit

Ah the mods at /pol/ can never appreciate a good cultural thread can they?

>>22883657 (OP)
looks good tho

>>22883745
Euroshits be like OY VEY WE INVENTED BREAD AND CHEESE