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Why am I starting to bald at 26
Anonymous Ukraine No.22883847 >>22883853
>>22883846 (OP)
>starting
Anonymous United States No.22883848 >>22883881 >>22883895 >>22883997
>>22883846 (OP)
bad genes
Anonymous United States No.22883849 >>22883878
Same here. You're white though so it's fine. Buzz head and start cooming in white girls
Anonymous United States No.22883850
>>22883846 (OP)
>starting to
you're at the advanced stages of balding already
Anonymous United States No.22883851
>>22883846 (OP)
Errr you are worse than me and I’m 45. Myhairlines had been moving backward. Stresses can do that.
Anonymous United States No.22883852
>>22883846 (OP)
I’m sorry
It’s genetics, but honestly you should just shave it all off and rock it
Anonymous United States No.22883853 >>22883893 >>22883934 >>22883975
>>22883847
I mean I still have hair
You're not bald until it's all gone
Anonymous United States No.22883854 >>22883859 >>22883892 >>22883894 >>22883956 >>22883993 >>22883998
shave it off and get a hot younger girlfriend like me
Anonymous United States No.22883855 >>22883861
bro, please shave your head.
Anonymous United States No.22883856
JUST
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883857
>>22883846 (OP)
you started 10 years ago
Anonymous Finland No.22883858
>>22883846 (OP)
finnic genetics, it can't be helped
Anonymous Canada No.22883859
>>22883854
kek

>D80HH
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883860 >>22883882 >>22883917
>>22883846 (OP)
I started going bald at 26, but I went on dutasteride and minoxidil right away and now I'm back to normal. Balding has literally been cured already.
Anonymous United States No.22883861 >>22883866 >>22883942
>>22883855
I want to keep it as long as I have it
I'll shave it once the final nails are in the coffin
Anonymous United States No.22883862 >>22883867 >>22883897 >>22883933
I'm almost 40 and mine just started coming out too. Not in any kind of male pattern baldness sense. Just random clumps. I don't really care but it is strange. Stress I guess, my life is shit
Anonymous Costa Rica No.22883863
>>22883846 (OP)
Shave that shit
Anonymous Unknown No.22883864
Become a women.
Anonymous United States No.22883865 >>22883873 >>22883874 >>22883875 >>22883877 >>22883887 >>22883941 >>22883946 >>22883964 >>22883966 >>22883981
Finasteride plus Rogain has started to reverse my premature balding
Anonymous United States No.22883866
>>22883861
>once the final nails are in the coffin
Nigger, the nails are in it, the coffin is in the grave, the funeral is over, and everyone has gone home.

Shave your fucking head.
Anonymous United States No.22883867
>>22883862
>random clumps.
That's not normal.
Anonymous United States No.22883868
>>22883846 (OP)
If you are just starting and that's your hairline you are actually dying for real.
Anonymous Denmark No.22883869
>>22883846 (OP)
Did you fall for some dumb health advice online? Tell me your daily routine so I can avoid being like you.
Anonymous United States No.22883870
>>22883846 (OP)
Is it from the illegal porn that you watch?
Anonymous United States No.22883871
>>22883846 (OP)

Yikes
Anonymous Poland No.22883872
>>22883846 (OP)
>norwood Οͺ
>starting
Anonymous Denmark No.22883873
>>22883865
Dude, you cant be serious, you are taking tranny meds just to have less hair than thats on my ass
Anonymous United States No.22883874
>>22883865
It's not working
Anonymous United States No.22883875
>>22883865
That looks like a ball sack.
Anonymous United States No.22883876
shave it brother or go to turkey
Anonymous United States No.22883877
>>22883865
Those shoes are even sillier than the top of his head.
Anonymous United States No.22883878
>>22883849
The nuCombover ain't fooling anybody in 2025 hairlet.
Anonymous United States No.22883879 >>22883880
I thought I was going bald in my early 20s, then it just stopped. My hairline isn't what it was when I was 16, but it's easy to deal with and style around.
Anonymous United States No.22883880
>>22883879
That's a relief
I'm hoping that mine just stops here too and I can stop worrying
Anonymous United States No.22883881
>>22883848

I'm bald but I'm literally the only male in my family who is.
Anonymous United States No.22883882
>>22883860
One way ticket to heart palpitations and BPH don't fall for it
Anonymous Azerbaijan No.22883883
>>22883846 (OP)
This aint looksmaxxorg retard go there
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883884 >>22883889
>>22883846 (OP)
>https://www[dot]reddit.com/r/malehairadvice/comments/1i2twb7/more_pictures_of_my_before_and_after_advice_needed/
Fuck off, nigger.
Anonymous United States No.22883885
Just shave it and get jacked af you'll be fine.
Anonymous United States No.22883886 >>22883953
>>22883846 (OP)
doesn't really look like you're balding to me. I have that same hairline and I've always had it. It's just the typical Nordic 5 head. We have larger brains. Gives the illusion of a receding hairline but it never gets any worse.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883887
>>22883865
That's a knee
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883888
>>22883846 (OP)
>starting
Anonymous United States No.22883889 >>22883943
>>22883884
That's my account retard
Anonymous United States No.22883890
>>22883846 (OP)
Improper dosage of the hormone therapy.
Stop it.
Anonymous United States No.22883891 >>22883896
Finasteride and antidepressants have completely killed my sex drive
Anonymous Italy No.22883892
>>22883854
Hahahahaah
Anonymous United States No.22883893
>>22883853
Well you'll never lose all of it, the back and sides stay and there will usually be at least a few wisps remaining on top, but once you're past a certain point you're basically bald
Anonymous United States No.22883894
>>22883854
Things must be going terrible if this is what she will settle for.
Anonymous United States No.22883895 >>22883898 >>22883908
>>22883848
>bad genes
The true blackpill
A huge facet of your life was decided by pure chance while still in your mothers womb
>6'2" while older brother is 5'6"
Anonymous United States No.22883896
>>22883891
(You) killed your sex drive with your own desperate vanity.
Anonymous United States No.22883897 >>22883905
>>22883862
Were you irradiated recently?
Anonymous Canada No.22883898 >>22883913
>>22883895
5'6 is way closer to the human ideal (5'7) than 6'2
Anonymous Canada No.22883899 >>22883919 >>22883922
>>22883846 (OP)
I got a hair transplant that started growing in last month or so

I've been on dates with more women in the last couple of month than for the last 5 years. It's insane. Hair makes a huge difference
Anonymous United States No.22883900 >>22883925
you have too much testosterone, but you have tiny balls.
excess testosterone is a curse to anyone with tiny little balls.
Anonymous Mexico No.22883901
>>22883846 (OP)
>starting
You don't even look hi test, could be genetics? High stress enviroment with shitty nutrition? God hates you?
Anonymous United States No.22883902
>>22883846 (OP)
JUST
FUCK
MY
HAIRLINE
UP
FAMMALAMMADINGDONG
Anonymous United States No.22883903 >>22883914
>>22883846 (OP)
You aren’t cycling your stack effectively enough. Wayyyyy too much test.
Anonymous United States No.22883904 >>22883985
>>22883846 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.22883905
>>22883897
I think glowniggers are purposely driving me insane with Havana syndrome so maybe
Anonymous United States No.22883906
>>22883846 (OP)
vaccine injury
Anonymous United States No.22883907 >>22883912 >>22883920 >>22883961
>>22883846 (OP)
I still have my hair but it turned silver after I turned 40. Weird, because my father went bald at 20 and I've drank and smoked none stop for 25 years.
Anonymous United States No.22883908
>>22883895
you probably have different fathers
Anonymous Germany No.22883909
>>22883846 (OP)
You have the male equivalent of PCOS.
It is not a genetic or DHT issue.
You have high estrogen. High estrogen in combination with DHT causes balding.
Balding men have reduced fertility. MPHL is not a high-T affliction.
Do the keto-carnivore diet, fix the metabolic issues leading to your hormones before you grow tits and turn into a queer.
Ignore all the retarded losers in this thread.
I am right, they are wrong.
I will give you only this one chance.
Take my hand if you want to live. There will be no second rescue line.
Anonymous United States No.22883910
>>22883846 (OP)
Bro you're just about done.
Anonymous United States No.22883911
>>22883846 (OP)
It's kind of cool. You could easily be a singer of a band or an actor in cult indie movies and you'd gain a following.
Anonymous United States No.22883912
>>22883907
I think men get a lot of their genes from their mothers father. I have no ScIeNcE to back this up just a personal observation
Anonymous Germany No.22883913 >>22883926
>>22883898
>the human ideal (5'7)
the what?
Anonymous United States No.22883914
>>22883903
This. He's masturbating too much, or not enough, either way he's isn't masturbating just the right amount.
Anonymous Canada No.22883915
I went bald early but the high T gave me a big dick so IDC
Anonymous Unknown No.22883916
>>22883846 (OP)
I don't know. But you should sue someone.
Anonymous Unknown No.22883917
>>22883860
does it work if im george from seinfeld tier?
Anonymous Russian Federation No.22883918
>>22883846 (OP)
high test probably
Anonymous United States No.22883919
>>22883899
Cool. Where'd you go and how much did you pay?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883920
>>22883907
I mean you're clearly in the advanced stages of balding still
Anonymous Germany No.22883921
>>22883846 (OP)
Take the wig pill.
Anonymous Unknown No.22883922
>>22883899
did you go to turkey? how long did it take to grow?
Anonymous United States No.22883923
How is this politics?
Anonymous United States No.22883924
>>22883846 (OP)
I have a full head of hair well past my 20s. It's pretty nice, but it's not the complete end of the world if you're bald, and people should just shut up about it.
Anonymous Unknown No.22883925
>>22883900
I had a nurse tell me I have big balls
Anonymous United States No.22883926
>>22883913
You just know he's Indian with that post kek
Anonymous United States No.22883927
>>22883846 (OP)
>eye popping titties
>children drawing squiggle hair
bad picture mate its fine
Anonymous United States No.22883928 >>22883930 >>22883932
>>22883846 (OP)
Was baldness always a common thing? i feel like I see so many bald dudes now. People say it's genetics and that makes sense but fuck with how common it is it feels like everyone grew in a radiation zone. I'm 34 with a full head of hair but I fully believe even I'll start balding someday because having full head of hair seems rare these days.
Anonymous Unknown No.22883929
By the way I have gyno and wide hips and balding like george from seinfeld but im taller than all of my brothers for some reason and none of them are bald and none of them have gyno or wide hips. Like you would think me having shit like wide hips and gyno would mean id be shorter than all of my brothers not taller
Anonymous United States No.22883930 >>22883936
>>22883928
>I'm 34 with a full head of hair
I doubt it. Wet your hair and lean forward in the mirror. You'll see your scalp. That isn't a full head of hair.
Anonymous United States No.22883931 >>22883984
>>22883846 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.22883932
>>22883928
yes, you just didn't have people taking photos of themselves all the time back then
Anonymous United States No.22883933
>>22883862
Anon...
Anonymous United States No.22883934
>>22883853
Anon just call yourself bald & shave it off.
Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw United States No.22883935 >>22883938
>26
For fucks sakes I have a full head of hair at 50. If you look like that just shave it off and wear cosplay wigs.
Anonymous United States No.22883936
>>22883930
Some people's hair just starts at different places, though. I have the same hairline I had when I was 12.
Anonymous Finland No.22883937 >>22883950
>>22883846 (OP)
I'm 33 and still have mine, every day I'm thankful when I see balding men in their mid 20ies
Anonymous United States No.22883938 >>22883973
>>22883935
>extremely old tripfag
You could have hair so thick someone could hang off it and it wouldn't matter. You're still a loser.
Anonymous United States No.22883939
>>22883846 (OP)
>starting to
Anonymous Denmark No.22883940
>>22883846 (OP)
Don't eat mcslop and until then shave it off. Or embrace it and wear a toupe
Anonymous United States No.22883941
>>22883865
Your head looks like my knee
Anonymous United States No.22883942 >>22883945
>>22883861
Imagine a guy going bald on his crotch, but he insists on holding on to his last 5 pubes
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883943
>>22883889
Then you're a double nigger. Fuck off.
Anonymous Mexico No.22883944
>>22883846 (OP)
why are you wasting your time
you look good bald
shave it
Anonymous United States No.22883945
>>22883942
I have the opposite problem.
Five long hairs keep growing from my nipples.
Anonymous United States No.22883946
>>22883865
Nice testicle you got there.
Anonymous United States No.22883947 >>22883968
Buffalo Bill? I see your future, and it involves basement wells and it puts the lotion on the skin.
Anonymous United States No.22883948
>>22883846 (OP)
God only made a few heads that are perfect. The rest need to be hidden with hair or makeup. I get treated better bald than i ever did with long blonde hair
Anonymous United States No.22883949
>>22883846 (OP)
Just buzz it to a 2 or 3 and grow some facial hair. You look like bozo the clown.
Anonymous United States No.22883950
>>22883937
People who think our heads heat up and we cant have excess hair. Computers dont have hair over the fans for reference.
Anonymous United States No.22883951 >>22883952
My hair is starting to thin out, 31 in September. I think it’s due to stress, extreme sleep deprivation and mostly scratching my head so much from really bad dandruff that I can’t fix no matter what I try. I scratch till I bleed. I constantly find scabs on my head and little dried clumps of oil and blood.
Anonymous United States No.22883952 >>22883967
>>22883951
>I scratch till I bleed. I constantly find scabs on my head and little dried clumps of oil and blood.
Anonymous United States No.22883953
>>22883886
>doesn’t really look like you’re balding
How many hours in the mirror and how long after stopping your schizo meds did it take for you to be convinced of this?
Anonymous Unknown No.22883954
>>22883846 (OP)
Global warming and trumpism
Anonymous United States No.22883955
>>22883846 (OP)
How many boosters did you get?
Anonymous United States No.22883956
>>22883854
>Girlfriend
Lol if only you knew
Anonymous Unknown No.22883957
>>22883846 (OP)
Cuz you’re white and therefore gay and tranny. Just remember to bring momma to her chemo appointment.
Anonymous United States No.22883958
>>22883846 (OP)
Unironically you can make up for this with personality and other things desu. You can also start hair medications and work towards saving up for a hair transplant and salvage it.
T. Tranny and aesthetic autist
Anonymous United States No.22883959
Cause your white
Anonymous United States No.22883960
>>22883846 (OP)
Im 49 and have a fast growing, thick head of hair. Im salt and pepper now, but have more hair than even my 23 year old nephew.
Funny thing is, women on dating sites keep thinking it's fake because an old fart shouldn't have hair like this.
Anonymous United States No.22883961
>>22883907
Homeless dudes who do nothing but drugs and live the worst life have Nordic god tier hair. Being outside and not being a wag is/slave to wife and kids probably helps
Anonymous United States No.22883962
>>22883846 (OP)
Hey Chunk get this nigga a Baby Ruth!
Anonymous United States No.22883963
>>22883846 (OP)
Why are you 26?
Anonymous United States No.22883964
>>22883865
You should just pepper your head like that one nigger does in his tutorial
Anonymous Unknown No.22883965
>>22883846 (OP)
Political implications? Feels for this feel? Where amogus
Anonymous Ireland No.22883966
>>22883865
Fin will give you titties after a while, be warned
Anonymous United States No.22883967
>>22883952
Bad dandruff will do that to ya. I don’t like using head and shoulders or whatever either as I’m sure those will give me aids cancer.
Anonymous United States No.22883968 >>22883971
>>22883947
>I see your future, and it involves basement wells and it puts the lotion on the skin.

In this economy? Congrats. You'll be a property owner someday and many government officials will greatly desire you.
Anonymous Canada No.22883969 >>22883989 >>22883990 >>22883999
>>22883846 (OP)
>balding
>too scared to start fin
its over for me
Anonymous France No.22883970
>>22883846 (OP)
You will not have the privilege to have a zoomer haircut or a nafri harcut
Anonymous United States No.22883971
>>22883968
Goals tier for the average poster here for sure with all that, lol.
Anonymous United States No.22883972
>>22883846 (OP)
Roids. Probably.
But you should've started taking finasteride or minoxidil YESTERDAY mother fucker
Now if you want a chance of reversing it you will have to throw the effing kitchen sink at it.
This means finasteride, minoxidil + microneedling, ketoconazole shampoo, and if finasteride doesn't work or isn't available, there is a Russian research chemical that people reportedly have better results with but I forget the name.
Also stop taking creatine.
It raises DHT which is the hormone that attacks your hair follicles.
I still take it but along with fin and min
Breakroom !!yCDTB+C6DRw United States No.22883973
>>22883938
No. I am a generational poster, inaugural 4chan Hall of Fame inductee, and recipient of the 4chan Lifetime Achievement award bestowed upon me at the 20th anniversary celebration on October 1st, 2023.
Anonymous Sweden No.22883974 >>22883980
Never post pics of yourself on the internet and especially not on fucking 4chan of all places.

Holy retard, batman
Anonymous United States No.22883975
>>22883853
Please listen to my last post. There might still be time if you hurry
Anonymous United States No.22883976 >>22883979
>>22883846 (OP)
your t receptors is fucked
turns it into dihydro-t which causes that
Anonymous United States No.22883977
>>22883846 (OP)
Here you go bro
Anonymous United States No.22883978
>>22883846 (OP)
How many women have you killed this week?
Anonymous United States No.22883979
>>22883976
T rexeptor is fucked.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883980
>>22883974
You're the retard. That's not him. It's been posted a lot.
Anonymous Israel No.22883981
>>22883865
looks like a burn victim with skin grafts from your leg
Anonymous Canada No.22883982
>>22883846 (OP)
Dont reproduce please. Dont need my son impregnating one of your daughters
Anonymous Canada No.22883983
>>22883846 (OP)
I look worse than this
Anonymous United States No.22883984
>>22883931
This guy just needs to either treat it or let go. He would look like Johnny sins if he went bald, which is fine.
Now he looks like he just visited Chernobyl reactor four and made out with the elephants foot.
Anonymous Canada No.22883985
>>22883904
nice dubz and cheers
Anonymous United States No.22883986
>>22883846 (OP)
Probably a mutt Scot, Cheeser
Anonymous Canada No.22883987
>>22883846 (OP)
Just shaved it off. You look like Sean Strickland
Anonymous United States No.22883988
>>22883846 (OP)
Bad luck. That said, get a hair cut. You don't have to shave it off, but once you start going bald, long locks don't work anymore. Just get a trimmer and keep it at 0.5-1".
Anonymous United States No.22883989
>>22883969
This guy needs to quit the gym and just start starving himself.
He has decent cheekbones and jawline, he just has a bunch of face fat, and his desire to have muscle forces him to eat to a point where his face collects fat.
If he just started doing cardio and either keto or a no sugar, light carb diet, he would have a chiseled face and the baldness wouldn't matter so much.
Then he could wear lifts too.
Anonymous United States No.22883990
>>22883969
Also he needs to ditch the neck beard.
Anonymous Chile No.22883991
>>22883846 (OP)
Stress, i removed stress from my life and my hair stopped falling
Anonymous United States No.22883992
>>22883846 (OP)
Genetics
Anonymous United States No.22883993 >>22883994
>>22883854
hahahaha
Anonymous United States No.22883994
>>22883993
Wow you sure added a lot of substance to this thread buddy.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883995
>starting.
You’re radioactive. Check your cornflakes for plutonium, then buy some clippers and don’t bother using any of clip guards just get to removing the remains of what was once hair.
Anonymous United States No.22883996
>>22883846 (OP)
do you have dandruff?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22883997
>>22883848
>bad
Only if it’s a negative thing. It is genetic but it’s blood flow that does it.
Anonymous United States No.22883998
>>22883854
Hey idiot Jews are not human
Anonymous United States No.22883999
>>22883969
I bet your place smells like garlic and ball kernels
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22884000
>>22883846 (OP)
(((masturbation)))