you are sentenced to 2 days in the fagbag for refusal to stop being gay

is this like when they put you in a burlap sack with an angry dog and an angry cat?

>>22891975 (OP)

>>22891975 (OP)
S0x OX ID

>>22891979
as a non porn poster i don't have the infographic saved

ancient bant culture

>>22892008
o.o

>>22892008

>>22892008
needs better ventilation

>>22892008
Unironically enough Internet for today

>>22892008
Right. This happens and you are choking on stale air in a warm humid plastic bag. Killing two fags with one bag.

>>22892008
thank you for elucidating the newfags

>>22892008
I've designed a new fag bag that replaces the stupid rubber bag with the same material they use to make leggings. The bag now pushes the two fags closer and clings to them so we can enjoy spectating.

>>22892050
the 10 of that plan is making the material breathable

>>22892050
>>22892059
I use my authority to order both of you to be the first to use the fagbag 4000 prototype

>>22892059
It is. I got the inspiration from my wife's leggings. She doesn't sweat in them, they stretch and constrict very easily. Now if only I had 2 willing participants to assist in conducting clinical trials...

>>22892069
I have dellusions of heterosexuality..is the bag breathable, but still able to be filled up with spaghetti?

>>22892076
lol

>>22892069
>Now if only I had 2 willing participants to assist in conducting clinical trials
:)

>>22892065
no
>>22892069
>>22892087
these two

>>22892076
if you want to be submerged in a bag of spagetti kids pools exist and spaghettis is cheap.

>>22892123
chef boyardee time

>>22892065
I'll sooner abduct you and throw you into it with boymoder.
>>22892076
I can see your delusions if heterosexuality have manifested as sick paraphilia involving spaghetti. The material is breathable but fluids only pool slightly at the bottom. I will not be filling it with spaghetti as that will skew the results of my clinical analysis.

I intend to prove homosexuality can be conditioned and is therefore a choice to some degree.

>>22892137>>22892129
Two days is too long to go without any spaghetti.

>>22891975 (OP)
that is not a very good deterrent sorry

>>22892129
spolled my spaghetti?
anon i'm swimming in it.

>>22892144
2 days in the spagbag

>>22892137
>I'll sooner abduct you and throw you into it with boymoder.
You disgust me. Also even NASA engineers wouldn't be able to make a bag that can hold boymoders weight

>>22892152
You can see by the diagram the arms are not tight, we would be kneeling so it's mostly irrelevant anyway.

>>22892162
You wanna die? You want me to punch you or something?

chat is this real

>>22892177
you just had to stop being so gay
not a big ask

>>22892144
You'll have to consent to forgo spaghetti during the trial phase I'm sorry.
>>22892152
True. Plus the stench of his fat unwashed pajussy might actually eat a hole through the material. Tell you what we'll split the difference and you can go in with futasucksniggers. You're already a rampant faggot so you won't be part of the clinical study. This would just be a goof.

>>22891975 (OP)

>>22892403
do you want fo kill him

>>22892423
Ideally both of you.

Clinical trial 2.0: examination of effects of fag bag in extreme cold and hot temperatures and their efficacy on desired outcomes.

>>22892403
>fat unwashed pajussy
I threw up in my mouth a little

>>22892431
Think spicy rotting ham and fish

>>22892447
jesus christ how horrifying

>>22892403
Oh.. okay.

>>22892447
good lord

>>22892403
Guess we'll be really hungry

>>22892455
Oh my yes.
>>22892456
S...skunk?
>>22892465
Yeah there's some real horror shows here. Much worse fates than being picked up by normie and taken out for drinks.

i regret posting that picture

>>22892476
The damage has already been done.

>>22892476
thank you again

>>22892428
no because of several things he'll just cook alive.
i run at borderline 100 and need freezers and coolers

>>22892491
Yes. I look forward to watching you cook in your own fat in the Vegas desert with someone you despise.

>>22892476
it made for a good thread thougheverbeit

i remember being at the luxor hotel in vegas in like 2017 or 2018, can't remember exactly
there were so many moths in the spotlight that there were BATS eating the moths out of the air, it was cool to see

also, i remember there was a giant room sealed off with glass in the lobby, with several rows of tables & gaming PCs
basically, it was a room to drop off your teenage kids so they could play destiny 2 & have a LAN party for a few hours while you go gambling
i thought that was funny

>>22892841
We have a large amount of cockroaches and crickets as well. They're quite the menace. I'm surprised you saw bats. It's not something you would usually see on the strip but I'm glad you had the experience.
Did you see any of our county bird the pigeon? They're the unsung heroes of insect eradication in Vegas.

>>22892841
ten million pipistrelles in my garden eating all the buges

>>22892841
>>22892854
I wish nz bats weren't super rare and endangered I always thought they were super cute lil guys

>>22892859
weird fluffy gremlin creatures

>>22892875
should I get a pet bat chat?

>>22892875
>>22892909
yes

>>22892849
>I'm surprised you saw bats. It's not something you would usually see on the strip but I'm glad you had the experience.
i think we went in the fall, if the season makes a difference, idk
>Did you see any of our county bird the pigeon? They're the unsung heroes of insect eradication in Vegas.
can't remember, but i wasn't outside all that much
>>22892854
:D
>>22892926
that is spooky

>>22892926
:o

>>22891975 (OP)
Thanks

>>22892069
h-hi

>>22892008
I remember that month. it was at least the 12th gayest month in all of the history of /bant/.

>>22892926
Remilia my beloved

>>22892008

>>22893819
that is not remilia..

>>22895921
Are you sure?

>>22895934
!!!

i had no idea

>>22895943
She could be anybatty.

>>22895966
<3

god help these dudes when they find out about the futa political compass

>>22896014
oh no...

>>22896025
there's weird bleedover of shitposts from every corner of the site
/pol/ ones are the ones that make more sense, considering.
nope, not safe for work "enough" to have been saved.

>>22896140
xD ID

>>22896146
i am the mut that xD

Doctor amt
i am 190/84
99.8
perfectly normal for me

>>22897010
99.8 blood oxygen?

als ois that your readings or are you making fun of the consumers of baked goods

>>22897043
unrelated but my whole job is tricking people into consuming carbs