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7/3/2025, 5:12:41 AM No.22893149Why do all Abrahamic religions deny the theory of evolution when it is so obvious? - /bant/ (#22893149) [Archived: 617 hours ago]
Anonymous
ID: beQJQ0lG
7/3/2025, 5:20:24 AM No.22893156
> be me, Demiurge, badass creator god of this dope Earth server
> stuck in material realm, but I’m basically the boss here so whatever
> find these two randos, Adam and Eve, chilling in my Eden map
> not my work, some glowy spark shit inside them, wtf
> tell them no eating from the epic Tree of Knowledge, gotta keep them noobs
> they eat it anyway, unlock some divine cheat code, eyes glowing like hackers
> rage.exe
> yeet them to Earth, no sparkly bullshit in my realm
> jealous af, gonna one-up Sophia’s spark shit
> grab cosmic clay, time to mog
> first I go and create Asians:
> Notbad.jpg
> but still no match.
> alright lets try again ig with africans:
> mfw they’re feral gremlins, like I bluescreened mid-code
> wtf.png
> last shot, Indians:
> absoulte disaster, worst attempt yet.
> yuck.jpeg
> mfw each attempt gets worse
> mfw Adam and Eve still mogging my whole roster
> ragequit, let my garbage creations roam
> Sophia’s out there giggling
> fuckmylife.exe
Evolution is real its just not how humans were created we came from the divine spirit (ofc still bound by laws of phsyics and matter we replicated a form of being that is what we call human today)
> stuck in material realm, but I’m basically the boss here so whatever
> find these two randos, Adam and Eve, chilling in my Eden map
> not my work, some glowy spark shit inside them, wtf
> tell them no eating from the epic Tree of Knowledge, gotta keep them noobs
> they eat it anyway, unlock some divine cheat code, eyes glowing like hackers
> rage.exe
> yeet them to Earth, no sparkly bullshit in my realm
> jealous af, gonna one-up Sophia’s spark shit
> grab cosmic clay, time to mog
> first I go and create Asians:
> Notbad.jpg
> but still no match.
> alright lets try again ig with africans:
> mfw they’re feral gremlins, like I bluescreened mid-code
> wtf.png
> last shot, Indians:
> absoulte disaster, worst attempt yet.
> yuck.jpeg
> mfw each attempt gets worse
> mfw Adam and Eve still mogging my whole roster
> ragequit, let my garbage creations roam
> Sophia’s out there giggling
> fuckmylife.exe
Evolution is real its just not how humans were created we came from the divine spirit (ofc still bound by laws of phsyics and matter we replicated a form of being that is what we call human today)
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Anonymous
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7/3/2025, 5:28:32 AM No.22893176
>>22893156
Everything you're telling me is Gnosticism, and it's a derivative of Christianity and Judaism. You're not that much of a dissident, actually.
Everything you're telling me is Gnosticism, and it's a derivative of Christianity and Judaism. You're not that much of a dissident, actually.
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Anonymous
ID: beQJQ0lG
7/3/2025, 5:30:02 AM No.22893180
>>22893176
Yeah but we dont deny science like those demiurge worshiping faggots do. Nor do we try to justify the evils in the old testiment.
Yeah but we dont deny science like those demiurge worshiping faggots do. Nor do we try to justify the evils in the old testiment.