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Anonymous France No.22893149 [Report]
Why do all Abrahamic religions deny the theory of evolution when it is so obvious?
Anonymous (ID: beQJQ0lG) Azerbaijan No.22893156 [Report] >>22893176
> be me, Demiurge, badass creator god of this dope Earth server
> stuck in material realm, but I’m basically the boss here so whatever
> find these two randos, Adam and Eve, chilling in my Eden map
> not my work, some glowy spark shit inside them, wtf
> tell them no eating from the epic Tree of Knowledge, gotta keep them noobs
> they eat it anyway, unlock some divine cheat code, eyes glowing like hackers
> rage.exe
> yeet them to Earth, no sparkly bullshit in my realm
> jealous af, gonna one-up Sophia’s spark shit
> grab cosmic clay, time to mog
> first I go and create Asians:
> Notbad.jpg
> but still no match.
> alright lets try again ig with africans:
> mfw they’re feral gremlins, like I bluescreened mid-code
> wtf.png
> last shot, Indians:
> absoulte disaster, worst attempt yet.
> yuck.jpeg
> mfw each attempt gets worse
> mfw Adam and Eve still mogging my whole roster
> ragequit, let my garbage creations roam
> Sophia’s out there giggling
> fuckmylife.exe

Evolution is real its just not how humans were created we came from the divine spirit (ofc still bound by laws of phsyics and matter we replicated a form of being that is what we call human today)
Anonymous (ID: gie2Q0js) France No.22893176 [Report] >>22893180
>>22893156
Everything you're telling me is Gnosticism, and it's a derivative of Christianity and Judaism. You're not that much of a dissident, actually.
Anonymous (ID: beQJQ0lG) Azerbaijan No.22893180 [Report]
>>22893176
Yeah but we dont deny science like those demiurge worshiping faggots do. Nor do we try to justify the evils in the old testiment.