Why do 90% of you still talk on here like you're trying to have the most witty comeback or quip in a reddit thread? This isn't even about edginess or being a contrarian, I genuinely do not understand how most of you just regurgitate buzzwords and engage in constant one-upping of each other. Shit's getting stale quick. We're all here because this place is where you can speak your mind at your leisure but the edgy funny quip shit is becoming a trope. Do people not speak with sincerity anymore? Or is everything le edgy sarcastic GOTCHA comments? When's the last time /pol/ even coined up an original meme these days?

>>22894800 (OP)
Shut the fuck up

>>22894800 (OP)
nigger

>>22894800 (OP)
Heh. Maybe don't type like an incel, loser.
You just got pwned.

>>22894800 (OP)
Theres a lot of bots and a lot of people that are less creative and more predictable than bots. Memes are supposed to make a man think. For most the memes do the thinking for them.

>>22894800 (OP)
Name one thing that isn’t fake and/or gay in 2025

>>22894801
>>22894802
Proving my point. You don't have a single original thing to say. If you ask me, that's really pathetic.

>>22894806
Eat
My
Dick

>>22894800 (OP)
Imagine being so BTFO in another thread you make this one

>>22894800 (OP)
>Why do 90% of you still talk on here like you're trying to have the most witty comeback or quip in a reddit thread?
Because non of this is serious for me, I come here to joke around mostly because 99% of the internet is pozzed and boring now.

>>22894805
That gives you reason to imitate said fakeness and gayness? You can still be an objective autist and not talk like you're 4chan's version of Tony Stark.

>>22894807

>>22894806
>>22894810
Dude you type like an incel. Do you have Asperger's perchance??

>>22894800 (OP)
The rise of social media has condensed deep thought into one-liners.

>>22894809
You dont have to be serious to be interesting.

>>22894808
>Imagine being..
Another regurgitated phrase. This is just sad.

>>22894800 (OP)
You lost tranny.

>>22894810
You post here for your own reasons. There are tons of fags just like you here. You hate this place but you’re here forever.

>>22894800 (OP)
4chan's metrics are declining in general, why do you think they got rid of IP counters? Most of the threads and posts nowadays are schizos spamming the same thing over and over. 4chan has no relevance any more, in large part because of the election tourists who've destroyed the site's culture over the past decade. We have no influence, no creativity, no humor. We are destined to rot away until the server costs finally outweigh the generated ad revenue and hiro pulls the plug. The sooner the better, quite frankly.

>>22894800 (OP)
I'm here to yell at glowniggers. I don't know why the rest of you come here.

>>22894813
It's exhausting. It would be one thing if anons still had their quick wit and creativity of the early 2010s or late 2000s but it's been dry as hell as far as original content goes.
>>22894812
Yeah no dude, you're fucking gay as fuck. You're going to jack off, eat a meal meant for 3 people and then sleep until the sun goes down. Who are you fooling?

>>22894800 (OP)
N
also, what a fucking whiny faggot lol

>>22894818
Who has "influence" nowadays, in your opinion?

>>22894818
>memeflag
kys worthless opinion btw

>>22894816
>Tranny
Abysmal effort.

>>22894800 (OP)
>He still thinks /pol/ is useable
Condolences. We're going to need a proper happening before the chaos engines shift into high gear again.

>>22894802
This.

I concur with this assessment and to substantiate further...

Nigger nigger.

>>22894820
oh shut the fuck up
>ughh why doesnt this place have uh wit
Kys its no ones job to make this board good enough for you fucking faggot

>>22894823
They're still so desperate for this place to die. So many years later and they don't even understand what it is.

>>22894820
Lool. I'm cool and above people of your ilk. I'm pretty much an expert on all subjects and I can tell you are easily pwned because you know nothing.

>>22894821
We just saying empty phrases with zero substance now? Your parents love you! You are your mother's pride and joy. Your penis is huge! (:

You can't defeat an enemy you don't understand. They can't even comprehend us.

>>22894826
This so much


Furthermore


Nigger nigger nigger

>>22894800 (OP)
>retard doesnt understand bantz on a conceptual level
I talk like that because half the reason I post is to insult people, and to be insulted in return. How else would I identify my friends?

>>22894820
Real wit isnt dead. Most just shrink in the face of it.

>>22894814
I participate in discussions sincerely of course, I just like cracking jokes and being funny. I'm never insincere or an asshole for no reason.

>>22894827
How you don't immediately cringe at yourself for saying so gimmicky and resentful is beyond me. You're the one who took the time to respond to the thread.

>>22894828
Right? This whole faggy appealing shit is so gay and retarded. They love shame, its their only tactic.
Anons are just gonna shitpost, its just not going to stop.

>>22894831
Can't expect zoggie doggies to understand the length and GIRTH of our powers

i hear a blue jay outside im going to throw peanuts for it

>>22894835
>uhh you reply you lost
lel no I want to take the opportunity to talk shit to you fucking faggot loser.
You are gay, and pathetic. You should kill yourself.

>>22894830
>We just saying empty phrases with zero substance now?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>Your penis is huge!
The BBC (Big Brazilian Cock) is too powerful, thanks for acknowledging it, fagget

My life instantly got better after the sharty hack brought down this honeypot temporarily.

>>22894833
This isn't banter it's just you feeling like you can dominate a conversation in the one place you feel like you actually have power in your life.

>>22894800 (OP)
They're officially starting operation/project bluebeams, UAP and UFOs are seen in skies everywhere universally, whatever you do, do not board the ships.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MBkuSFLbKgw

>>22894842
We have power over you faggot. Just tak the L bro

>>22894801
>>22894802
/thread
Lurk more op you fucking tourist.

>>22894839
Give me your discord and we can videochat. You can tell me all those things to my face and I'll give my best impression of the first person in your life to not look at your face in immediate disgust. Go ahead. I wanna see the face of Mr. Edgy (:

>>22894843
Let me know when the anvil ships arrive or fuck off and die, memeflaggot

>>22894800 (OP)
Frogposter complaining about lack of sincerity. You brought this upon yourself.

>>22894839
You really are such a cringe loser

>>22894808
Half the time I post and leave the thread to never look at the replies.

>>22894800 (OP)
>or quip in a reddit thread
Reddit is better than this website by miles.

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

4chan is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many hundreds of upvotes each hour.

Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.

>>22894844
Nigger you have no power over anything in your life lol pay your license fees faggot and go kiss some muzzie feet cuckflag

>>22894848
> Let me take the time to say something a kid in a call of duty lobby would blurt out to someone calling him out before disconnecting and blocking them.
I'm not convinced you're scratching beyond the surface.

>>22894845
>Larping this hard
Another supreme incel cringelord

>>22894846
what a groomercoded thing to say. You are weird.

>>22894842
No? It is banter. Do you not have friends? Evidently not, and your armchair pathologizing has nothing to do with the reality that you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded. I have plenty of control in my life, you know your friends are your friends when you can insult them viciously and they still talk to you. When you need to wear kid gloves because a preening retarded faggot cant handle being called a matryoska with alternating layers of cockfaggotry and nigger aids cum, they arent really your friends to begin with.

>>22894845
Do you even DSFARGEG or candlejack you fucking turbo loser e

>>22894855
Go back, faggot

>>22894800 (OP)
My dude, you are so sinceritymaxxed and originalpilled right now it's giving weak aura

>>22894849
updooted my dood

>>22894800 (OP)
You sound like you need to go see a therapist, air boy. You should go get on prozac for 20 years like a woman. Candy ass wuss

>>22894800 (OP)
THIS. THIS. THIS. So much this!

>>22894852
You can lie to yourself to feel better but the truth is people like me are immortal. That's why you're afraid.

>>22894858
lick my asshole clean first, nigger

>>22894855
Notice how you didn't drop a discord. Because you're a super coward that will say things that get your face caved in when said in person so any time the opportunity to show your actual face arises you immediately sidestep and just go back to ad hominum redundancy. Go ahead my guy, say it to me face to face. I'm waiting.

>>22894853
You are over the target with this thread
They are all kids or mentally retarded adults on govt disability checks(for mental retardation)
This board has been ruined since zoomers flooded it

>>22894806
fpbp
>>22894800 (OP)
>peepee poopoo niggerkike
is that simple enough for you?

>>22894866
>This board has been ruined since zoomers flooded it
Ermm okay grampz

>>22894865
learn to punctuate nigger
>you just you just you just
HAHAHHA

>>22894856
>I can ONLY have friends that I can insult and say nigger with. Being friends with regular people is impossible. It's not because I'm annoying and just an overall inconvenience to be around, it's just I'm weird and my friends should only be like me!

>>22894865
Lool you're crashin out so badly right now.
>Say it to my face bro
Loool.

>>22894866
this is our board unc

>>22894859
>giving weak aura
Are you inviting me over for felatio? Because this sounds like someone who's eager to suck some dick would say.

>>22894870
Your woke if you don't say nigger

>>22894852
Adorable. It thinks it's people. Why hello there little guy, first day on the interwebz? I have a house, I have a car, I have a wife, I have a job, and I can lecture you on a wide variety of academic subjects from art and political history to existentialism and rhetoric. I have plenty of control in my life. You are trying too hard.

>>22894861
Jamie Foxx needs to drop in to do the bit where he pretends to be your conscience and let you know you just dropped another joke that didn't land. That was painfully unfunny.

>>22894873
You would know huh?

>>22894870
These are regular people, retard. This is just how people talked 20 years ago. Just because you've been in gay baby jail doesnt mean your hypothetical greentext has any substance.

>>22894804
this.
>oh no, people that don't think like me!
>>22894800 (OP)
go back to plebbit then, faggot.

>>22894869
>Still no discord
Hey babe I'm in the menstrual aisle. What size pussy you wear?

>>22894800 (OP)
*Nasally nerd virgin voice*
>Why do 90% of you still talk on here like you're trying to have the most witty comeback or quip in a reddit thread

>>22894801
Gottem

>>22894880
Same size as yours hun

>>22894800 (OP)
Epic fail you baguette candyass

>>22894878
I can already see your Instagram profile.
> no pictures of yourself
> weird photos of inanimate objects like a tree
> a sunset
> your dog
> zero photos of you with a group of people.

>>22894883
Just be honest, anon. How fat is your wrist? Do you have a double chin?

>>22894867
goddammit
>>22894801
fpbp

>>22894926
Poor loser gonna cry? Can only be big meanie when no one can see you? Gonna have a panic attack if that girl you're catfishing on tinder wants video chat? ;(

>>22894912
You just made up some nonsense to justify your own retarded bullshit. I dont have instagram because I'm not a faggot who uses social media. I have a clean linkedin with over 1000 followers featuring me in a suit and my credentials. I have a ghost of a facebook page I never update, even though my wife posts pictures of me all the time, and saturday I'm going to drink scotch and smoke cigars in the park with my finance boys. I have some cubans and some glenlivet, my boy is bringing his grill, should be fun times. You, however, are a dork too gay for even 4chan making up bullshit to feel better about yourself, and before you ask, I'm not stupid enough to dox myself you incredulous newfaggot.

>>22894934
Post the linkedin. Prove that you didn't just make all of that up. Otherwise I'm sure that pipe dream sits nicely in your imagination. You don't have a social media account because you don't have any friends. You don't have to lie.

>>22894939
>p-post your linkedin or your a liar so I can dox you because my feelings got hurt
I'll do you one better, here's me flipping you off at work right now.

>>22894800 (OP)
You have to not take retards seriously. You already fucked up there

>>22894943
i see a magic the gathering card