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𒋗𒃻𒌉𒇲 𒁉 𒉈 𒂗 𒅗 𒈬 𒁕 𒀊 𒌤 𒂍 𒂠 𒁺 𒈾
Anonymous Russian Federation No.22896668 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Иди нaхyй пидpилa
Anonymous United States No.22896669 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
fuck off spacenigger we're full and we can cook your food on our own
Anonymous United States No.22896670 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Anonymous Canada No.22896671 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
You have to go back
Anonymous United States No.22896672 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
This is my home faggot
why are you writing in cuniform
Anonymous Canada No.22896673 [Report] >>22896680
>rushes you
>picks you up with a double leg and slams you into the earth
>do this repeatedly until you’re a purple/grey pile of mush on the sidewalk
>molefts your still-warm corpse till orgasm

Should have never come here
Anonymous United States No.22896674 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Si senor, yo quiro taco bell! Ayayayayayayaya
Anonymous United States No.22896675 [Report]
don't listen to those guys alien anon, you're welcome to crash at my place for a bit
Anonymous Canada No.22896676 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Ouuuuuuuuuch! E.T. PHONE HOOOOOOOME!
Anonymous Israel No.22896677 [Report] >>22896983
>>22896667 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.22896678 [Report] >>22896682
>>22896667 (OP)
𒉌𒃼 𒌈𒄀 𒈤 𒀭𒍑
Anonymous Japan No.22896679 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
i dont speak nigger
Anonymous Unknown No.22896680 [Report] >>22896686
>>22896673
𐎥𐎮𐎮𐎫
Anonymous United States No.22896681 [Report]
Amateur
Anonymous United States No.22896682 [Report] >>22896684
>>22896678
What did you say about my mother!?
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22896683 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
yo buddy, i've seen your mates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ljCuKJb2wA
Anonymous United States No.22896684 [Report]
>>22896682
actually I said "nigar tum mah anús"
it's hard to get a direct transliteration
Anonymous United States No.22896685 [Report]
B̴̰̩̻̦̞͙̜̽̊̈͒͂̊͊͋Ư̵̤̬̞̭͎͑̓̐̌͆̎͋̀̐͘͝͝I̷̞̞̖̖͎͙͉̿̈́̊́̍͑̈́͠ͅĻ̵̝͔͍̯̘̖̱͉̻͉͗́͗̌̈́̈́́̒̒̔̊͘͝͝T̸̡̢̛̫̖̺̯ͅ ̵̛͕̀̽͊̌͂͘̕̚͝F̸̡͚̟̪̫̙̣̈́̽͆̔̌̚͘͠Ō̵̡̢̘̝̪͚̘̻̩̦̺̩̈́͆͜ͅR̶͙͈̐̀̂ ̵̖́̔̍̐̉́͛̽B̸̡̨̨̛̙͔̹͓̞͖̱̼̝̦̘̈́̉̾̑͂͒͑̕̚͝͝͝B̸̢͓̖̭̘͓͖̺̤̉̎̃́́͘C̸̢̢͎̭̠͎̽̋͂́͊̐̊̽̓̐̒̈̾͝
Anonymous Canada No.22896686 [Report]
>>22896680
YOU DONT EVER CALL ME THAT YOU SPACE NIGGER. COME HERE NOW SO I CAN SHATTER YOUR BONES AND CUM IN YOUR RIPE ORFICE.
Anonymous Unknown No.22896687 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
>no digits
fake and gay
Anonymous Canada No.22896688 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Im gonna clap dam ayy ayy cheeks.
Anonymous United States No.22896689 [Report] >>22896693
>>22896667 (OP)
AYYYYY LMAO
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Anonymous United States No.22896690 [Report] >>22896692
>>22896667 (OP)
imagine being an ayyy sent to communicate with earth and then having to explain to your higher ups why you chose 4chan over reddit or twitter
Anonymous United States No.22896691 [Report] >>22896694 >>22896698
I wonder what fighting capabilities aliens would actually have. Like, if I saw an alien right now and just went apeshit on it, what would it do?
Anonymous United States No.22896692 [Report] >>22896697 >>22896701
>>22896690
If I were an extraterrestrial I would absolutely choose 4chan over reddit or twitter
Messianic Jew United States No.22896693 [Report]
>>22896689
Hi Toddy
Messianic Jew United States No.22896694 [Report]
>>22896691
They are actually very frail, or so they say in reports......from some people.
Anonymous Mexico No.22896695 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
I know cuineiform
Ea nasir and abraham were neighbours.
Anonymous United States No.22896696 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Mommmmm get the cameraaaa!!!!
Messianic Jew United States No.22896697 [Report]
>>22896692
If they choose foreskinchan, that's why they can't take us over.
Anonymous Canada No.22896698 [Report] >>22896699 >>22896700
>>22896691
Jokes aside they’d probably be inorganic in body, or their bodies would be heavily augmented with technology. Either way they’d probably have insane strength, speed and durability. That’s also glossing over the fact they’d probably have weapons that can vaporize you instantly and they’d be able to counter your attack before you even do it with some technology that predicts/acknowledges your intentions in advance.
Messianic Jew United States No.22896699 [Report]
>>22896698
They are actually close to human DNA. With some alterations.
Messianic Jew United States No.22896700 [Report]
>>22896698
>Either way they’d probably have insane strength, speed and durability.

no
Anonymous United States No.22896701 [Report]
>>22896692
>alien learns the word nigger
>finds it funny
>posts it on other social media
>gets banned
>finds it so confusing
>goes to 4chan instead
>stays forever
Rite Unknown No.22896702 [Report] >>22896950
Cheese burger weed and beer +1
Anonymous United States No.22896703 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
>akkadian
>alien language
Retard
Anonymous (ID: BF0rpnM0) United States No.22896937 [Report]
good thread
Anonymous (ID: y3Y+e/bL) United States No.22896950 [Report]
>>22896702
I like cheese burgers.
Anonymous (ID: msH71hOb) United States No.22896983 [Report]
>>22896677