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Anonymous Unknown 7/4/2025, 2:23:59 AM No.22896667 [Report] >>22896668 >>22896669 >>22896670 >>22896671 >>22896672 >>22896674 >>22896676 >>22896677 >>22896678 >>22896679 >>22896683 >>22896687 >>22896688 >>22896689 >>22896690 >>22896695 >>22896696 >>22896703
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𒋗𒃻𒌉𒇲 𒁉 𒉈 𒂗 𒅗 𒈬 𒁕 𒀊 𒌤 𒂍 𒂠 𒁺 𒈾
Anonymous Russian Federation 7/4/2025, 2:25:00 AM No.22896668 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Иди нaхyй пидpилa
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:25:08 AM No.22896669 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
fuck off spacenigger we're full and we can cook your food on our own
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:25:37 AM No.22896670 [Report]
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>>22896667 (OP)
Anonymous Canada 7/4/2025, 2:26:16 AM No.22896671 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
You have to go back
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:26:43 AM No.22896672 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
This is my home faggot
why are you writing in cuniform
Anonymous Canada 7/4/2025, 2:27:21 AM No.22896673 [Report] >>22896680
>rushes you
>picks you up with a double leg and slams you into the earth
>do this repeatedly until you’re a purple/grey pile of mush on the sidewalk
>molefts your still-warm corpse till orgasm

Should have never come here
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:27:29 AM No.22896674 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Si senor, yo quiro taco bell! Ayayayayayayaya
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:27:55 AM No.22896675 [Report]
don't listen to those guys alien anon, you're welcome to crash at my place for a bit
Anonymous Canada 7/4/2025, 2:27:57 AM No.22896676 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Ouuuuuuuuuch! E.T. PHONE HOOOOOOOME!
Anonymous Israel 7/4/2025, 2:30:07 AM No.22896677 [Report] >>22896983
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>>22896667 (OP)
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:31:09 AM No.22896678 [Report] >>22896682
>>22896667 (OP)
𒉌𒃼 𒌈𒄀 𒈤 𒀭𒍑
Anonymous Japan 7/4/2025, 2:32:07 AM No.22896679 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
i dont speak nigger
Anonymous Unknown 7/4/2025, 2:32:51 AM No.22896680 [Report] >>22896686
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>>22896673
𐎥𐎮𐎮𐎫
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:32:55 AM No.22896681 [Report]
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Amateur
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:33:11 AM No.22896682 [Report] >>22896684
>>22896678
What did you say about my mother!?
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/4/2025, 2:33:56 AM No.22896683 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
yo buddy, i've seen your mates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ljCuKJb2wA
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:34:21 AM No.22896684 [Report]
>>22896682
actually I said "nigar tum mah anús"
it's hard to get a direct transliteration
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:34:26 AM No.22896685 [Report]
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Anonymous Canada 7/4/2025, 2:34:39 AM No.22896686 [Report]
>>22896680
YOU DONT EVER CALL ME THAT YOU SPACE NIGGER. COME HERE NOW SO I CAN SHATTER YOUR BONES AND CUM IN YOUR RIPE ORFICE.
Anonymous Unknown 7/4/2025, 2:36:12 AM No.22896687 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
>no digits
fake and gay
Anonymous Canada 7/4/2025, 2:36:40 AM No.22896688 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Im gonna clap dam ayy ayy cheeks.
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:40:00 AM No.22896689 [Report] >>22896693
>>22896667 (OP)
AYYYYY LMAO
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Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:41:48 AM No.22896690 [Report] >>22896692
>>22896667 (OP)
imagine being an ayyy sent to communicate with earth and then having to explain to your higher ups why you chose 4chan over reddit or twitter
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:41:50 AM No.22896691 [Report] >>22896694 >>22896698
I wonder what fighting capabilities aliens would actually have. Like, if I saw an alien right now and just went apeshit on it, what would it do?
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:42:18 AM No.22896692 [Report] >>22896697 >>22896701
>>22896690
If I were an extraterrestrial I would absolutely choose 4chan over reddit or twitter
Messianic Jew United States 7/4/2025, 2:42:38 AM No.22896693 [Report]
>>22896689
Hi Toddy
Messianic Jew United States 7/4/2025, 2:43:16 AM No.22896694 [Report]
>>22896691
They are actually very frail, or so they say in reports......from some people.
Anonymous Mexico 7/4/2025, 2:43:18 AM No.22896695 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
I know cuineiform
Ea nasir and abraham were neighbours.
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:43:49 AM No.22896696 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
Mommmmm get the cameraaaa!!!!
Messianic Jew United States 7/4/2025, 2:44:20 AM No.22896697 [Report]
>>22896692
If they choose foreskinchan, that's why they can't take us over.
Anonymous Canada 7/4/2025, 2:44:23 AM No.22896698 [Report] >>22896699 >>22896700
>>22896691
Jokes aside they’d probably be inorganic in body, or their bodies would be heavily augmented with technology. Either way they’d probably have insane strength, speed and durability. That’s also glossing over the fact they’d probably have weapons that can vaporize you instantly and they’d be able to counter your attack before you even do it with some technology that predicts/acknowledges your intentions in advance.
Messianic Jew United States 7/4/2025, 2:45:12 AM No.22896699 [Report]
>>22896698
They are actually close to human DNA. With some alterations.
Messianic Jew United States 7/4/2025, 2:45:43 AM No.22896700 [Report]
>>22896698
>Either way they’d probably have insane strength, speed and durability.

no
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:46:00 AM No.22896701 [Report]
>>22896692
>alien learns the word nigger
>finds it funny
>posts it on other social media
>gets banned
>finds it so confusing
>goes to 4chan instead
>stays forever
Rite Unknown 7/4/2025, 2:46:04 AM No.22896702 [Report] >>22896950
Cheese burger weed and beer +1
Anonymous United States 7/4/2025, 2:46:12 AM No.22896703 [Report]
>>22896667 (OP)
>akkadian
>alien language
Retard
Anonymous (ID: BF0rpnM0) United States 7/4/2025, 2:49:30 AM No.22896937 [Report]
good thread
Anonymous (ID: y3Y+e/bL) United States 7/4/2025, 2:55:00 AM No.22896950 [Report]
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>>22896702
I like cheese burgers.
Anonymous (ID: msH71hOb) United States 7/4/2025, 3:07:38 AM No.22896983 [Report]
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>>22896677