Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:23:59 AM No.22896667
𒋗𒃻𒌉𒇲 𒁉 𒉈 𒂗 𒅗 𒈬 𒁕 𒀊 𒌤 𒂍 𒂠 𒁺 𒈾
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𒁮 - /bant/ (#22896667) [Archived: 591 hours ago]
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:25:00 AM No.22896668
>>22896667 (OP)
Иди нaхyй пидpилa
Иди нaхyй пидpилa
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:25:08 AM No.22896669
>>22896667 (OP)
fuck off spacenigger we're full and we can cook your food on our own
fuck off spacenigger we're full and we can cook your food on our own
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:26:16 AM No.22896671
>>22896667 (OP)
You have to go back
You have to go back
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:26:43 AM No.22896672
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:21 AM No.22896673
>rushes you
>picks you up with a double leg and slams you into the earth
>do this repeatedly until you’re a purple/grey pile of mush on the sidewalk
>molefts your still-warm corpse till orgasm
Should have never come here
>picks you up with a double leg and slams you into the earth
>do this repeatedly until you’re a purple/grey pile of mush on the sidewalk
>molefts your still-warm corpse till orgasm
Should have never come here
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:29 AM No.22896674
>>22896667 (OP)
Si senor, yo quiro taco bell! Ayayayayayayaya
Si senor, yo quiro taco bell! Ayayayayayayaya
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:55 AM No.22896675
don't listen to those guys alien anon, you're welcome to crash at my place for a bit
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:27:57 AM No.22896676
>>22896667 (OP)
Ouuuuuuuuuch! E.T. PHONE HOOOOOOOME!
Ouuuuuuuuuch! E.T. PHONE HOOOOOOOME!
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:32:07 AM No.22896679
>>22896667 (OP)
i dont speak nigger
i dont speak nigger
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:32:55 AM No.22896681
Amateur
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:33:56 AM No.22896683
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:34:21 AM No.22896684
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:34:26 AM No.22896685
B̴̰̩̻̦̞͙̜̽̊̈͒͂̊͊͋Ư̵̤̬̞̭͎͑̓̐̌͆̎͋̀̐͘͝͝I̷̞̞̖̖͎͙͉̿̈́̊́̍͑̈́͠ͅĻ̵̝͔͍̯̘̖̱͉̻͉͗́͗̌̈́̈́́̒̒̔̊͘͝͝T̸̡̢̛̫̖̺̯ͅ ̵̛͕̀̽͊̌͂͘̕̚͝F̸̡͚̟̪̫̙̣̈́̽͆̔̌̚͘͠Ō̵̡̢̘̝̪͚̘̻̩̦̺̩̈́͆͜ͅR̶͙͈̐̀̂ ̵̖́̔̍̐̉́͛̽B̸̡̨̨̛̙͔̹͓̞͖̱̼̝̦̘̈́̉̾̑͂͒͑̕̚͝͝͝B̸̢͓̖̭̘͓͖̺̤̉̎̃́́͘C̸̢̢͎̭̠͎̽̋͂́͊̐̊̽̓̐̒̈̾͝
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:34:39 AM No.22896686
>>22896680
YOU DONT EVER CALL ME THAT YOU SPACE NIGGER. COME HERE NOW SO I CAN SHATTER YOUR BONES AND CUM IN YOUR RIPE ORFICE.
YOU DONT EVER CALL ME THAT YOU SPACE NIGGER. COME HERE NOW SO I CAN SHATTER YOUR BONES AND CUM IN YOUR RIPE ORFICE.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:36:12 AM No.22896687
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:36:40 AM No.22896688
>>22896667 (OP)
Im gonna clap dam ayy ayy cheeks.
Im gonna clap dam ayy ayy cheeks.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:41:48 AM No.22896690
>>22896667 (OP)
imagine being an ayyy sent to communicate with earth and then having to explain to your higher ups why you chose 4chan over reddit or twitter
imagine being an ayyy sent to communicate with earth and then having to explain to your higher ups why you chose 4chan over reddit or twitter
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:41:50 AM No.22896691
I wonder what fighting capabilities aliens would actually have. Like, if I saw an alien right now and just went apeshit on it, what would it do?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:42:18 AM No.22896692
>>22896690
If I were an extraterrestrial I would absolutely choose 4chan over reddit or twitter
If I were an extraterrestrial I would absolutely choose 4chan over reddit or twitter
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Messianic Jew
7/4/2025, 2:42:38 AM No.22896693
>>22896689
Hi Toddy
Hi Toddy
Messianic Jew
7/4/2025, 2:43:16 AM No.22896694
>>22896691
They are actually very frail, or so they say in reports......from some people.
They are actually very frail, or so they say in reports......from some people.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:43:18 AM No.22896695
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:43:49 AM No.22896696
>>22896667 (OP)
Mommmmm get the cameraaaa!!!!
Mommmmm get the cameraaaa!!!!
Messianic Jew
7/4/2025, 2:44:20 AM No.22896697
>>22896692
If they choose foreskinchan, that's why they can't take us over.
If they choose foreskinchan, that's why they can't take us over.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:44:23 AM No.22896698
>>22896691
Jokes aside they’d probably be inorganic in body, or their bodies would be heavily augmented with technology. Either way they’d probably have insane strength, speed and durability. That’s also glossing over the fact they’d probably have weapons that can vaporize you instantly and they’d be able to counter your attack before you even do it with some technology that predicts/acknowledges your intentions in advance.
Jokes aside they’d probably be inorganic in body, or their bodies would be heavily augmented with technology. Either way they’d probably have insane strength, speed and durability. That’s also glossing over the fact they’d probably have weapons that can vaporize you instantly and they’d be able to counter your attack before you even do it with some technology that predicts/acknowledges your intentions in advance.
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Messianic Jew
7/4/2025, 2:45:12 AM No.22896699
>>22896698
They are actually close to human DNA. With some alterations.
They are actually close to human DNA. With some alterations.
Messianic Jew
7/4/2025, 2:45:43 AM No.22896700
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:46:00 AM No.22896701
>>22896692
>alien learns the word nigger
>finds it funny
>posts it on other social media
>gets banned
>finds it so confusing
>goes to 4chan instead
>stays forever
>alien learns the word nigger
>finds it funny
>posts it on other social media
>gets banned
>finds it so confusing
>goes to 4chan instead
>stays forever
Rite
7/4/2025, 2:46:04 AM No.22896702
Cheese burger weed and beer +1
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:46:12 AM No.22896703
Anonymous
ID: BF0rpnM0
7/4/2025, 2:49:30 AM No.22896937
good thread
