Thread 22897894

Tradies get the ladies.

>inb4 I work from home and make 500k
You don’t lol


>t. Six figure jacked tradie

You useless faggots literally make me sick to my stomach

>>22897894 (OP)
I was a tree climber and got only Mexican chicks interested in me. Like the unhinged ones. Lots of weed for free though.

Do the wagie dance

>>22897894 (OP)
Women might say they want a soft man or think they want some office wagoe. But arms like pic related make them wet

>>22897895
>>22897896
low effort trolling thread

>I am good and you are not, haha

>50 replies of "nuh uh!!"

>>22897898
I’m bored, and I was a tradie wagie at some point so whatever

>>22897894 (OP)
I unironically own nothing and I'm happy.

>>22897894 (OP)
Faggots that talk about making $500k from home are retards. They're about as delusional as roasties that want a 22 year old man that's over 6 feet and makes 200k and over
It's literally less than 0.00001% of jobs, if they exist at all

>>22897898
>low effort trolling thread
Really?! On MY 4chan?! In MY /pool/?! UNFATHOMABLE.

>>22897901
Some Indian guy who conned his way into like 5 wfh jobs managed to net like 1.5 MM
There was a thread about it earlier a few days ago

>>22897894 (OP)
fuck you

>>22897894 (OP)
Im a butcher at a supermarket, I enjoy what I do and I am good at it. I just got off an overnight shift getting the store ready for the holiday. I fucked 1 of the women who comes and changes all of the sale tags, and after she left I started talking with and got to make out with one of the younger girls who stocks shelves overnight. During the day, its mainly middle aged women giving me their numbers but the yuppy millennial chick's surprisingly (st least to me) are overly flirtatious. Its amazing to observe, because when I don't have my white coat covered in blood on, I do ok but nowhere near as easy as this.

Its a dying trade, and the wages and benefits have been completely destroyed by illegals doing a shit job for cheap, but its an ancient craft going back to Abel (gods favorite) and is at least cool to pick up as a hobby.

>>22897894 (OP)
>snapping pictures of his arm at work because he's feeling pretty
faggot

>>22897894 (OP)
I get to work from home and spend all day with my kids. No need for childcare, most parents only spend an hour or two on weekdays with their kids tops

>>22897894 (OP)
What trade should i get into that won't kill me?

>>22897909
Plumbing

>>22897908
Based & dadpilled

>>22897894 (OP)
Pretty cool bud. If I could start over I'd get into construction, it's too late for my dumbass now though

>>22897894 (OP)
I work from home, make $90k, work about 15-20 hours a week, indoors, air conditioned, home gym, healthy food that I can cook fresh whenever I want.

I make $80k but have the comfiest life of all time. I have a farmhouse surrounded by gardens on the border of a forest and I only work like 2 hours per week so most of the time I’m just hiking or lazing about in a field.

>>22897910
Imagine the smell

Except you don’t get any ladies because you live alone and are desperate for attention so you post here, a Mongolian basket weaving forum

>>22897894 (OP)
Enjoy the swiss cheese lung, now do the dance wagie

>>22897894 (OP)
>inb4 I work from home and make 500k
>You don’t lol
your right, im at 200k and workd from home ama

>>22897916
lol

>>22897894 (OP)
six figs is the fucking poverty like these days

>>22897894 (OP)
>Tradies get the ladies.
That's cuck beta talk there. Who gives a fuck what women want.
I'm a generational wealth neet and I don't need to work to impress women that's so lowly and poor of you to think like that, lower your tone.

>>22897897
Whores will take both. Beta bux alpha fucks. The pencil neck office faggot affords her a cushy home and Chad/Tyrone blow out her holes while the husband is at work. This literally happens. We're not talking hypotheticals.

>>22897919
I guess I struck a nerve since I’m the only one you replied to. Don’t worry buddy keep at it you’ll find her one day.

>>22897894 (OP)
Trades are a young man’s sport, enjoy having a blown out back.

>>22897894 (OP)
Your country is overrun with jeets and instead of doing something you're coming here to bloviate because for all your self aggrandized machismo you are in fact the useless faggot

>>22897918
Very kino vehicle

>>22897894 (OP)
i love to pick up busted whores from the store and fuck them in their houses while their retarded husband is out doing drywall or something

>>22897918
get a real car

>>22897894 (OP)
I dont trust tradies. Always keep an eye on them, they steal.

>>22897894 (OP)
Who do you think creates the contracts you work under?

>t. Seven figure developer

>>22897909
Almost all trades have the potential to kill you, if I had the chance to start over I'd get into hvac and veer towards restaurant fridge and freezer repairs.

>>22897922
>This literally happens. We're not talking hypotheticals.
Lots of kids sired by carpenters, guess why women want to redo the kitchen all the time

>>22897930
I kneel. And apologize

>>22897894 (OP)

I saw someone cut their toes off with a diamond blade cement saw like this when I was 19. I'm 41 now and still think about that guy almost every day.

>>22897894 (OP)
If everyone here is faggots, why are you spending your time here too then?

>>22897894 (OP)
I don't like having rough hands. I like soft hands. No I'm not homosexual nor tranny

>>22897894 (OP)
>caring about women
Lmao

>>22897930
no wagie earns 7 figures, people are bullshitting so hard sad

>>22897894 (OP)
>use cement saw
>lose hearing in one ear
>go to clinic and they flood the ear with water wax removal system
>have super hearing in that ear for a day
feels good man

>>22897894 (OP)
Anon I’m a tradie and I make six figures but I don’t know anyone who isn’t a fat bearded dad looking bastard. There’s always like one Guatemalan on any given team who is ripped up like Fight Club but all the rest of us eat a lot of restaurant food and drink beer

>>22897934
I seen a guy hit himeself in the face with a chainsaw when I was about the same age. I still haven't used one since. brutal shit, mang.

>>22897897

For my wife, it's when I take my work shirt off and she gets to see my pale gut framed by my sunburned, red arms.

She calls it the great white hope and can barely get her panties off before I'm inside of her.

>>22897894 (OP)
I'm making fix figures while working from home, I won + I'm not a leaf

>>22897894 (OP)
Why don't you put those little trady skills to use and start breaking shit like power lines and train tracks? Stop being a useless faggot.

>>22897898
OP is the Pilot leaf
it's just one of his larp
that mentally ill pedo is paid to spam /pol/ 24/7

>>22897905
They're literally sick of the skinny-fat peanut butter bearded wannabe frat bro goobers who either make an average/below average salary doing sales or an average salary being a fag who sits in front of a computer all day. The ladies are flirty with a butcher because lo and behold they know that their sensitive modern men would say "eeewww" at the thought of cleaning carcasses.

>>22898511
>>22897905
God it's hilarious seeing people who don't know what real life is like trying to pretend to be cool lmao

>yep I'm getting you know 4-5 numbers a day from middle aged ladies coming through my supermarket deli. They can't resist the smell of the kielbasa and bologna.
It's called life experience my brudda

The AI/Automation/Indian wave is coming. If you don't have a useful skill you'll be labelled a useless eater. WFH Techbros need to learn to weld or resign to neetdom

>>22897894 (OP)
What do you do to make 500k?? I'm about to go to HVAC school and I'm gonna make up to 150k at most after like five years

>>22897924
This
All my tradie buddies started having blown out backs in their late 20s and are paid dogshit wages.

>>22898908
What would you recommend then?