>Aren't you a mighty fine lookin white boy with yo degrees and full time jobs and responsibilities and that nice blond hair.
(NigMaya flatters her long eyelashes and slash her long pink nails. A faint blush shows up on her dark cheeks)
>So what do you say honeychild, will take me for a date?
(She puts her hand on your arm drinking in the sight of her deep black slim fingers on your veiny robust white arm. She tilts her head making her soft Afro shake a little bit)

>>22898917 (OP)
I wish Zwarte Maya would say this to me.

but why

I'm blushing Anons…

>>22898917 (OP)
eheheh

>>22898917 (OP)
>that nice blond hair
im bald + women only want chad

>>22898998
that's some nice platitudes you memorized

>>22898919
I say this and I look like this

>>22898917 (OP)
Did you know that in Dutch you cannot say marbles without also saying niggers?

>>22899081
why would I care to know or learn anything about dutch

>>22899085
We gave you three presidents and your republic closely resembles ours at its time of conception. Plus we are essentially family whether you like it or not.

>>22899091
please refrain from speaking to me on our burger holy day you goofball nationality

>>22899094
Never. It is like a family event where you cannot avoid distant relatives. Also 4th of july is pretty based. FUCK THE UK.

It's kinda crazy that people from other countries care about the 4th of July.

>>22898917 (OP)

>>22899253
Getman women are hideous and square jawed though.

>>22899081
Why is the singular marmer but the plural is knikkers?

>>22898943
Why should death be something everyone has to fear

>>22901092
are you not scared of death anon?