[BREAKING NEWS] - /bant/ (#22899785) [Archived: 592 hours ago]

Anonymous Germany
7/4/2025, 10:58:44 PM No.22899785
Gu96kjXXUAAitH0
Gu96kjXXUAAitH0
md5: 755b345acfe8c85604b21f51da72ad3d๐Ÿ”
>THE SECOND IMPACT HAPPENS
>THE UN COMMISSION HAS PASSED THE 'NERV' ACT, ACTIVATING ITS SECRET WORLD DEFENSE SERVICE
>ANGELS WILL ATTACK IN 15 YEARS

how do we make the best of this situation /pol/?
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Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 10:59:51 PM No.22899786
>>22899785 (OP)
If angels are attacking that means Third Impact will happen
Nothing I can really do to stop it besides go all out and rape and plunder
Black btw
Anonymous Unknown
7/4/2025, 11:00:28 PM No.22899787
Autism?
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:01:22 PM No.22899788
Qrd?
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Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:01:31 PM No.22899789
>THE SECOND IMPACT HAPPENS
then I'm probably dead.
Replies: >>22899818
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:02:08 PM No.22899790
>>22899785 (OP)
Lightning bouncing off of our atmosphere is inexplicable
Replies: >>22899824
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:02:15 PM No.22899791
>>22899785 (OP)
Work our endosoma fetish into a big robot design to fight it.
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:02:20 PM No.22899792
>>22899785 (OP)
>IN 15 YEARS
can we speed this up? maybe in 2 weeks?
Replies: >>22899794
Anonymous Denmark
7/4/2025, 11:03:59 PM No.22899793
>>22899785 (OP)
I'll talk with the angels and get them to calm down. Everything will be fine
Replies: >>22899828
Anonymous Germany
7/4/2025, 11:06:00 PM No.22899794
>>22899792
best i can do 2 days
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:06:07 PM No.22899795
>>22899785 (OP)
evangelion
Replies: >>22899797 >>22899802
Anonymous Canada
7/4/2025, 11:07:00 PM No.22899796
Cum on asuka
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:07:35 PM No.22899797
>>22899795
Yup
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:10:44 PM No.22899798
ymum
ymum
md5: 6ecf9d2426f9cc0e1caecb34abe60ae1๐Ÿ”
it's so over bros
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:10:44 PM No.22899799
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[BREAKING NEWS]
<ULTRA HAPPENING>

>RESEARCHER AND NUCLEAR PROPULSION PHYSACIST GENDO IKARI, FORMERLY OF THE UNIVERSITY OF TOKYO, HAS BEEN FOUND ALIVE AFTER THE DISASTROUS SECOND IMPACT IN ANTARTICA
>HE IS SUSPECTED TO BE THE ONLY SURVIVOR OF THE INCIDENT
Replies: >>22899833
Anonymous Canada
7/4/2025, 11:17:47 PM No.22899800
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1748296491098645
md5: f657434dbea3bdba220132fbc24a7970๐Ÿ”
>>22899785 (OP)
Anonymous France
7/4/2025, 11:20:51 PM No.22899801
me
me
md5: 20f8661a20b2b14858235cd42a47d2f0๐Ÿ”
>>22899785 (OP)
I'm ready
Anonymous Switzerland
7/4/2025, 11:22:39 PM No.22899802
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07c2e06be3ce55585c53e017ae917451
md5: 24817a80a06e9a00db6f4ff83895186f๐Ÿ”
>>22899795
Anonymous Canada
7/4/2025, 11:28:01 PM No.22899803
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md5: ae6a4a7465ce03f7e9692b43b675f37c๐Ÿ”
>>22899785 (OP)
Anonymous Panama
7/4/2025, 11:28:57 PM No.22899804
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md5: 2704d3f94d046001b51924b3d811ad26๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>22899826
Anonymous Switzerland
7/4/2025, 11:29:16 PM No.22899805
>>22899785 (OP)
>how do we make the best of this situation /pol/?
do not change proven methods now. stay at home, goon, smoke weed and watch walking dead. eventually these "(((angels)))" will fuck off because they will get nothing from white men like me.
Anonymous Unknown
7/4/2025, 11:33:08 PM No.22899806
>>22899785 (OP)
go suck a fucking telescope stupid mothefucker
Anonymous Hungary
7/4/2025, 11:33:52 PM No.22899807
>>22899785 (OP)
first we kill all weebs and ban tranime
Anonymous Austria
7/4/2025, 11:34:35 PM No.22899808
asuka_langley_soryu__evangelion__by_ae8ty6_dg2zitv-pre-3560330630
>>22899785 (OP)
thanks for your post anon, for a second i went mentally through all my prepared emergency protocols for such a case, it made me feel happy and alive for a short moment
Anonymous Canada
7/4/2025, 11:35:08 PM No.22899809
>>22899788
OP forgot to take his meds
Anonymous United States
7/4/2025, 11:38:55 PM No.22899810
Wtf I'm Tang now?
Anonymous Mexico
7/4/2025, 11:41:33 PM No.22899811
>>22899785 (OP)
We need Angels to counter attack and a japanese faggot pilot
Anonymous Austria
7/4/2025, 11:56:11 PM No.22899812
lilith
lilith
md5: b9a8ee38290c51b78c8f164c014eb639๐Ÿ”
>>22899788
if an angel touches lilith there will be worldwide destruction
Replies: >>22899838
Anonymous United Kingdom
7/5/2025, 12:02:15 AM No.22899813
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1731594134275503
md5: 2f5e1b933701a9b95ebb722fee16ec65๐Ÿ”
>>22899785 (OP)
meds
Anonymous Germany
7/5/2025, 12:07:33 AM No.22899814
>>22899785 (OP)
We cant do shit against angels. Their AT Field eats nukes like a mild summer breeze.
Replies: >>22899815
Anonymous Austria
7/5/2025, 12:10:28 AM No.22899815
pajeet launch_thumb.jpg
pajeet launch_thumb.jpg
md5: 34e39b184967ffc9672a980c64506238๐Ÿ”
>>22899814
send the pajeets. their smelly poop will weaken even these angels
Replies: >>22899817
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 12:13:55 AM No.22899816
>>22899785 (OP)
Imagine believing anything you see or hear in any form of media now that AI's power has been revealed to us (and the slop that's been given to the public isn't even it's true power)
Anonymous Australia
7/5/2025, 12:22:15 AM No.22899817
>>22899815
I second this, build NERV hq under india's garbage mountain, any angels that show up will be driven back to space by the overpowering shitstink.
Replies: >>22899819
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 12:23:10 AM No.22899818
>>22899789
If you are in the northern hemisphere you have a good chance.
Anonymous Austria
7/5/2025, 12:26:00 AM No.22899819
indian waterslide_thumb.jpg
indian waterslide_thumb.jpg
md5: d8ab06c39aa9fb689b6562707785ab4d๐Ÿ”
>>22899817
i can vividly imagine an angel formed like a giant toilet attacking india flushing all the jeets down and then NERV is conflicted
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Anonymous Australia
7/5/2025, 12:45:03 AM No.22899820
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md5: 99fa7a0684c7411d596844626408e34d๐Ÿ”
>>22899819
>toilet angel shows up
>jeets start worshiping it
>giving it flowers and cups of cow piss
>start singing, shitting on the ground and rolling around in it
>a naked man covered in ashes from a burnt corpse starts dancing and masturbating
>cell phone signals penetrate its AT field and it gets thousands of scam calls asking for gift cards
>angel leaves
Anonymous Spain
7/5/2025, 12:48:09 AM No.22899821
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md5: 48e0a32eec3343b373d99165636eb648๐Ÿ”
>>22899785 (OP)
>asuka will be real
about time
Anonymous New Zealand
7/5/2025, 12:52:55 AM No.22899822
By the time angels actually do attack the earth, itโ€™s too late for mankind. They gather together in bunkers and shelters in the major cities talking as though they can find scientific and military solutions, but the plagues rage on and increase in intensity. The story ends with the last remnants of humanity hiding inside caves and mountains, praying for the rocks to close in on them. Human beings have no weaponry or chance against an angel army as one single angle is vested with the power of God that He has unsealed.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 12:58:33 AM No.22899823
>>22899788
OPโ€™s pic was recently taken from the ISS and is the first time that red thing has been photographed from above or something, so he used it to make a shit thread.

Reminder that if you strip away the superficial Christian imagery, Neon Genesis Evangelion is just Ancient Aliens crap.
Replies: >>22899836
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:05:59 AM No.22899824
>>22899790
It's also inexcusable.
Anonymous Brazil
7/5/2025, 1:07:23 AM No.22899825
>>22899785 (OP)
if they didn't destroy india is all fake and gay.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:07:58 AM No.22899826
rogan
rogan
md5: f96027677b8f3d319d7952784d8cab2a๐Ÿ”
>>22899804
Anonymous Ireland
7/5/2025, 1:14:26 AM No.22899827
subtle
subtle
md5: 7a363424525ed58f202d0f590b35a26f๐Ÿ”
Wait a minute...
Anonymous France
7/5/2025, 1:18:19 AM No.22899828
file
file
md5: bec4d8b2084f7a2f6651c5aef877737c๐Ÿ”
>>22899793
Good luck reasoning with her
Replies: >>22899837 >>22899841
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:20:18 AM No.22899829
>>22899788
It's basically a lighting storm from above captured in a nano second.
Anonymous Japan
7/5/2025, 1:21:07 AM No.22899830
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md5: 29fbf421e2085791f222012278bc1b06๐Ÿ”
>>22899785 (OP)
TSD
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:21:57 AM No.22899831
>>22899785 (OP)
You should've grown out of Evanjellyon a lot time ago.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:23:18 AM No.22899832
>>22899785 (OP)
>He's never heard of red lightning
Lmao
Anonymous Unknown
7/5/2025, 1:24:45 AM No.22899833
>>22899785 (OP)
>>22899799
>We have had this thread before
>We have had this post before
>I have made this reply before
>It's always the Germanflag in the beginning
The last time I passed it off as deja vu but not this time. The war going on behind the scenes must be something to behold.
Anonymous Brazil
7/5/2025, 1:25:19 AM No.22899834
>>22899785 (OP)
Oh I thought it was the Eclipse
Anonymous Unknown
7/5/2025, 1:26:36 AM No.22899835
>>22899788
I farted, sorry
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:27:40 AM No.22899836
>>22899823
>Christian
You mean kikish.
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:27:44 AM No.22899837
>>22899828
eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Replies: >>22899842
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:28:02 AM No.22899838
>>22899812
Thatโ€™s not what happens during the human instrumentality project. Humanity becomes a collective consciousness and lcl goop
Anonymous United States
7/5/2025, 1:28:35 AM No.22899839
>>22899788
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Upper-atmospheric_lightning
Anonymous Sweden
7/5/2025, 1:33:31 AM No.22899840
15 years?
Wtf, I can't wait that long!
Anonymous Australia
7/5/2025, 1:37:50 AM No.22899841
>>22899828
>360 noscope with a positron rifle
Replies: >>22899842
Anonymous France
7/5/2025, 1:40:14 AM No.22899842
>>22899837
>>22899841
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.
https://pastebin.com/4kYKqnZm
Anonymous ID: +qqvQFtSUnited States
7/5/2025, 2:27:22 AM No.22900084
I'm not getting in any giant robot no sir
Replies: >>22900138
Anonymous ID: pwQui1tSUnited States
7/5/2025, 2:28:12 AM No.22900087
good thread
Anonymous ID: UB6rRDPEFrance
7/5/2025, 2:44:39 AM No.22900138
>>22900084
what the fuck are you saying, you'll get in your mother whether you like it or not
Replies: >>22900178
Anonymous ID: +qqvQFtSUnited States
7/5/2025, 3:04:59 AM No.22900178
>>22900138
You can't make me
In fact I'll go directly to seele and tell on Nerv