Thread 22901161

>>22901161 (OP)
same

>>22901161 (OP)
you can't heal a broken leg

the joke is haha what if the girls from uma musume were like real horses but not in only the cute and endearing ways but the gritty ways like shooting them when they get injured

>>22901161 (OP)
When horses get these kinds of injuries, they are euthanized.

>>22901161 (OP)
>>22901162
Are you retarded?

Pretty Derby

>>22901166
same as greyhounds

>>22901161 (OP)
Its slightly amusing, not funny. He must be running low on material.

>>22901161 (OP)
When horses get injured you shoot them

If a horse breaks it's leg you generally kill the fucking thing. How do you not know that? There is a popular anime game atm that has anthropomorphic horse girls. This comic juxtaposes the loving caring relationship otaku faggots have with their horse girls with the harsh reality of animal husbandry. It's not rocket science.

>>22901172
>If a horse breaks it's leg you generally kill the fucking thing. How do you not know that?
I don't spend much of my time thinking about horses

>>22901161 (OP)
Second panel, right eye.

>>22901161 (OP)
When a horse breaks its leg it needs to be put down.

>>22901173
Fair enough. That's what they mean by the jokes about sending an injured horse to the glue factory.

>>22901175
Why

>>22901164
A practical joke contributing to the normalization of human Zootechnics criteria for women.

Based.

>>22901177
Recovery from a leg fracture is painful and grueling for a horse. In cases where the injury is going to cause severe long-term pain or has little chance of recovery, owners and veterinarians may choose to euthanize a horse to avoid this pain or a life of confinement.

>>22901161 (OP)
Why the fuck do you retards keep posting this retarded nigger shit? If you want to make an Umamusume thread just do it

>>22901176
The horse girl glue factory is in my pants

>>22901164
They ARE real horses

>>22901178
My favoured interpretation

>>22901177
It's of no further use and it's cruel to keep it around because it's of no use

>>22901161 (OP)
its a reference to gacha - he sold out

>>22901177
Modern medicine can fix a broken horses leg but it's a long expensive process. 6-12 months and hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>>22901161 (OP)
Amongus

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Rice Shower, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Pretty derby, and I've been involved in numerous secret races in uma musume, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in singing and I'm the top runner in the entire pretty derby. You are nothing to me but just another competitor. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of horse trainers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out race you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in running, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the uma musume and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>22901164
All the horse girls in the game are reincarnations of real race horses, some of whom were actually put down for injuring their leg.

>>22901173
This tells me, with 100% certainty, that you are a nigger. Europeans, most Asians, Native Americans and ESPECIALLY South Americans have enormous respect and history with horses. Niggers do not

>>22901161 (OP)
Why didn't they film it with real horse and just make them speak with peanus butter?

Horsey!

>>22901161 (OP)
a horse's leg shatters and can't be repaired. A horse on 3 legs eventually degenerates and dies painfully because it can't support the weight of the horse (300kg+) for the rest of its life. The better option is to end its misery

>>22901177
its cheaper to buy a new horse than fix it

This is a comic strip. It's a story telling format which utilizes stylized images and small amounts of texts, often in the form of speech bubbles, and distinct panels with each frame representing a different placex time, or perspective, to tell a minimalist story often to humorous effect. Depending on the comicstrip, its original language, and the chronology, perspectives, or just for the sake of artistry and style the blocking of individual panels can vary but generally in english speaking countries they are read from left to right and top to bottom, representing a chronological passage of time with each frame being further into the future either by mere moments or even large jumps. I hope that helps clarify things for you.

>>22901195
Why are you outsourcing hobby posting on 4chan to ai

>>22901177
Imagine that you break your leg.
It's painful, the healing takes a large part of your natural life, you may never fully recover and you still need to be fed and taken care of the whole time.
Math says "BLAM"

>>22901188
>Rice Shower
>not Sweep

>>22901196
I'm not. That's me utilizing my god given autism. Being overly verbose for no good reason while over explaining simple concepts that are self evident to everyone else becuase they only just occured to me is part of the tism childhood experience so that's sort of overly pedantic deconstruction just comes naturally. Now i use those powers for shit posting in shitposting threads. I sometimes do the same thing with the lyrics of overplayed popular songs i dislike in my head as a little passtime and make them as clinical and unpoetic as possible while preserving their original literal meaning and deliver them in the most monotone spoken word manner as possible for fun too. I don't speak like AI, Ai speaks like me.

>>22901199
Godspeed

Can I play this game casually a few times a month without being fomo'd? I'm already playing another 2 gacha games daily.

>>22901197
That's not how any of that works in humans.

>>22901199
Bless your autism.

>>22901202
Okay. Now imagine breaking your leg and having to let it heal without a cast.

Ohh, and you can't crawl anywhere either. You have to stand up on the non-broken leg and hop if you want to move somewhere.

>>22901204
Why would I stand up? I can just shitpost all day dumbass.

>>22901197
>>22901204
Since I'm dealing with finns, I'll explain.
You forgot an important part in your hypothetical.
>imagine you're a HORSE and you break your leg

>>22901205
Nobody will bring you tendies or go to the store for you. You can't even order food since nobody will deliver it to your house in this scenario. If you want to eat anything while the leg is healing, you still have to go to the cornerstone for food.

>>22901207
Yeah and also it's winter and the power is out.

>>22901208
Now you are getting it.

>>22901201
There are two main game modes and a Career playthrough will take like 3 hours(that's what it feels like, maybe less if you're skipping through faster, according to the dailys it seems to expect you to do at least one every day). It is structured a lot differently from any other gacha I've ever seen. You have to finish Career playthroughs to have racers for non-Career races

>>22901165
>>22901161 (OP)
I worked on a house training farm for a few years. Dumbest pseudoscience nigger tier IQ retards I ever met.

>>22901201
I think you can.
The fun is in the career races and you can do a lot with just the sign up bonuses.
Ultimately try it out and if you have fun on the first day, your second day will be just like that (besides getting less new free things).

GR15 but with gachashit when?

>>22901161 (OP)
Is the horse "girl" supposed to be a faggot?
It's in the bandage

>>22901179
Are horse bones just that incapable of mending, or is it moreso due to the fact that there isn't a good way to keep the horse from putting weight on the injured leg?
Ignoring the general impracticality of such an approach, would suspending the animal off the ground meaningfully increase the prospect of a full recovery?

>>22901161 (OP)
A horse with a badly broken leg will basically never heal from it. They aren't able to transfer weight effectively to other limbs to compensate for the injury and it will never heal well enough to properly support the weight and wear that horse puts on the limb again for even mundane activities.

It was more humane to just blast the animal for pretty much all of human history.

>>22901161 (OP)
that's animal cruelty, stonetoss has died for me now, I will never like any of his shitty comics again

>>22901215
Combination of both.

All healed broken bones are never as strong as they were before the break. Horse legs support a lot of weight and take a lot of impact from even a slight trot. When a horse breaks its leg, even healed, it's a structural weak point that is almost guaranteed to fail again.

Where 'Mogus?

>>22901218
This. Horses are beasts of the foot, once they're lame, they're pretty much fucked.

>>22901161 (OP)
why is this exact same thread reposted and with the same replies too

>>22901177
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3uiiZGiSTKw

>>22901174
AMOGUS

I would like to watch this anime

>>22901170
for the meduim thats good enough 99% or comics just are not funny in any way

>>22901211
faggot from faggot studies was "make coffee and complimentary bj" for 2 weeks, now he knows better...

yes bullet was horse medicine for forever, in last 12 years it started to change due to animal rights laws, and horses being more of luxury items, but yea tell us what you saw during giving complimentary bjs

>>22901161 (OP)
Why are the 'Horse' Girls literally just Human Girls? These designs are unironically lazy.

>>22901161 (OP)
>>22901180
Can't decide between Rice Shower or Gold Ship

>>22901227
What do you want? Snouts? Giant horse pussies? Should they casually drop piles of shit bigger than your head?

>>22901164
What a waste of perfectly good pussy

>>22901229
They can resemble what they're intended to be while still being beautiful. MLP was what the White Man truly yearned for.

RETVRN.

>>22901163
Danoli was a lucky horse. Broke a leg at Aintree where they were able to fix it. Went on to become a Champion racehorse.

>>22901229
Can't improve on perfection

>>22901161 (OP)
Stone toss should change its name to toss salad

>>22901161 (OP)
It means that anime looks cute but it does fucked up things
It's a psyop
And I never watched an anime, I saw 20 seconds of clips here on /pol/
You zoomers are all fucking stupid

>>22901161 (OP)
It's hilarious
idiot.

>>22901229
Monmusu gets it right.

>>22901161 (OP)
Why does this game seem to make normies seethe so much?

>>22901233
>filename

>>22901177
There's something else. A horse's legs are part of their circulatory system - they help pump blood to the heart. If a horse can't walk, it'll eventually get very sick because its circulatory system isn't woking properly. Or they just croak and die.

>>22901161 (OP)
what's the political message

>>22901232
Must have been just a crack if he could run on it afterwards

>>22901161 (OP)
What a lame joke.

>>22901241
Don't beat your wife.

>>22901161 (OP)
The joke he is becoming tim buckley.

>>22901189
If only men chose to spend their time better than this...

>>22901245
>peta the horse is here

>>22901226
god I hate ESLs like you that can't string a sentence together so fucking much

>>22901161 (OP)
i never understood why people don't reinforce damaged horse bones with pieces of metal like they do with humans and just kill the fuckers instead

>>22901201
Post from a guy that quit horse girls four years ago to play BA

Is this accurate?

>>22901161 (OP)
Stonetoss watched Uma Musume and apparently didn't like it meaning he's a faggot.

>>22901239
>every hentai site that has this needs a login

Sus in the eye. Hard one. Took me a while

>>22901250
i don't understand why we can print meat but not bone

>>22901230
The moral here is that if a pussy is more effort than it's worth, then she's just a drain on society.
Women must work very hard from birth to learn to be obedient and agreeable and cheerleaders for men. Anything else is a drag on society as a whole, because the laziest NEET is far more useful than the best woman will ever be, as women are eternally a net loss on society

>>22901177
Unlike the elderly we don't have long term torture facilities for when horses become useless.

>>22901256
hoeflation: you're paying ten times as much for a whore and you only get to look

>>22901161 (OP)
lol
its funny cuz its not funny

>>22901190
We replaced horses with tractors long ago is the US and Europe. I don't think about horses because they offer me nothing except expense.
Are you brain damaged by chance?

>>22901245
Wholesome :)

Yeah but have you guys seen actual horsussy?

>>22901161 (OP)
>no tail
0/10

>>22901260
You should try horseback riding. You might be surprised how much they really have to offer you.

>>22901249
he's saying you're a retard for assuming you know better during your couple years training vs people who have a career in the field. you're an arrogant prick and its obvious to everyone around you

>>22901229
Yes