>>22902801 (OP)This bitch looks like she got passed around an MFA program like a vape pen. That expression? It’s the universal signal for “I just discovered Adderall and feminism in the same semester.” Probably thinks posting deadpan selfies counts as political activism. Wears the same thrifted cardigan every day like it’s a personality. Bitch out here looking like a sociology midterm with a nicotine addiction.
Guarantee she got a “poly” phase after one TikTok video and trauma bonded with a SoundCloud DJ named Moth. Probably calls every ex “a narcissist” but has a Google Doc rating their dicks like it’s Yelp.
This is the kind of girl who’ll fuck you for looking sad and then block you for getting attached. She’ll post a close-up of her eyeball with a caption like “healing” then spend three hours rage-scrolling her ex’s new girlfriend’s Venmo transactions. Can’t hold a job, but somehow she’s always flying to New York “for an exhibit.” Bitch that ain’t an exhibit, that’s your friend’s futon and a box of Franzia.
She probably thinks astrology is more important than credit score. Says she’s “sex positive” but hasn’t had a real orgasm since Obama was in office. Her idea of boundaries is ghosting mid-convo because someone used a semicolon wrong. The type to ask if you’ve ever done shrooms during foreplay then cry during doggy.
This is Tumblr-core run through a meat grinder of disappointment. Aesthetic nihilism with a splash of “please tell me I matter.” Underneath all that ironic detachment is just a little girl who never got hugged after the school play.