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Political opinions on Guinness?

what

>>22903142 (OP)
Makes you fat and useless. Drink up you dumb goys
>inb4 alcoholic potato cope

>>22903142 (OP)
Its not beer, its an alcoholic milkshake with no milk. Very dark and rich in flavor. I consider it a dessert.

>>22903142 (OP)
It's shit. Once upon a time it was made with quality ingredients and was more than just pisswater with caramel color. Now that's all it is.

>>22903145
>rich in flavor
In what universe?

>>22903142 (OP)
Murphys is arguable superior, and cheaper.

>>22903142 (OP)
>Political opinions on Guinness?
The heir to Guinness is a nigger loving whore and I drink Murphys instead

>>22903142 (OP)
I don’t drink Nigerian beer unless it has gasoline in it

>>22903147
Then one where you are used to American lite “beer”.

>>22903142 (OP)

The Bud Light of Brews

Probably my favorite beer to get drunk on (though far from my favorite stout). Though getting an ideal guinness pint is quite the autistic endeavor and whatever bars are near you probably serve up shit guinness.

Also found of bunch of kilkenny cream ales on sale the other day. Good shit.

>>22903142 (OP)
Not bad at all

>>22903147
The nitro stout at McMenamins. I am use to drinking very hoppy ipas so my tastes might be skewed.

>>22903142 (OP)
it's basically a meal

>>22903142 (OP)
It's not very good.

its "okay"

>>22903142 (OP)
Alcohol is Jew poison.

Stay away from it at all costs.

>>22903142 (OP)
used to think it's tasteless jew garbage decades ago, but an old friend bought me one recently and i was pleasantly surprised
not going to go all out autistic with it but i will be drinking it sometimes

>>22903142 (OP)
alcohol is haram
and bad for your health

>>22903142 (OP)
The only good Guinness in the states is at selective bars on the east coast or obviously form the British Isles. Also
>1pbtid
>time wasting question
>memeflaggot
>retards who actually like beer posting
fuck niggers and sage

>>22903142 (OP)
The Irish gave us good beer and the Student T-Test. Thank

>>22903142 (OP)
A notch above Budweiser but nothing to write home about really.
Much better beers out there, including of the same style. But it was a spectacular change of pace in my early 20s back in the early 2000s from the swill we commonly drank.

>>22903163
They gave us some pretty solid whiskeys as well.
Redbreast is quite nice.

>>22903159

Fuck off jeet, I’ll drink whatever I want

>"stout"
>4% ABV

>>22903142 (OP)
murphy>guinness
also cream ale is for the white man only. I don't know any niggers, or sandniggers, or kikes who enjoy this. Shitskins only know "blond beer"

>>22903156
An unnourishing one. It's all an illusion. This video explains how shit Guinness is. The meatiest parts start at about 12 minutes in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lZDmwvbXqc

I enjoy smithwicks or the kilkenny beer

>>22903166
Hope you love paying a ton of money to Shekelberg, to have your liver and kidneys be irreversibly damaged, you getting fat, and destroying brain cells. I am sure your life being cut short by a good 30 years is worth it to drink wheat urine.

>>22903148
this
murphy's has a hint of coffee.

>>22903142 (OP)
Tons of empty calories and it doesn't even taste good. No thanks.

>>22903167
Stout is a style, not a comment on strength.

>>22903165
Redbreast got me hooked on Irish whisky. Love their cask edition.

>>22903147
Put some in your sippy cup. It'll put hair on your chest.

>>22903142 (OP)
the only beer I actually enjoy, it tastes like choccy milk

>>22903155
>i drink IPAs
>hoppy IPAs
But what does your wife's boyfriend drink?

>>22903144
and a fine salam alakem to you too

>>22903174
Originally stout (strong) was used to describe any strong beer. At the time, most beers were dark.

>>22903176
It's 4.2% weak extract tea plumped up with nitrogen.

For me its:

>>22903180
I know what stout means... but you make a fair point. It has become a bit of a misnomer.

>>22903178
Guessing you don't get a whole lot of IPAs over in Denmark... there's some very solid ones.
And yes, some are quite hoppy. Doesn't make the other poster a cuck.
At upwards of 12 - 13%, that shit is strong and will put hair on your chest.

>>22903177
Baileys?

>>22903178
Idk what kind of IPAs you guys got, but the ones around here are all double/triple at ~10% ABV. I prefer red ales with food though.

>>22903184
When I was in Europe I tried all sorts of beer, many of which were billed as IPAs. They were mostly weak, <6% and they were not very hoppy at all. It made me think that Europeans don't really understand the style and what it's supposed to be. Ok, those beers are probably closer to the original recipes from 150 years ago, but there certainly didn't come close to juicy or hazy with hop oils or anything like that. England (obviously) had the best ones, somewhere between the old way and the American way.

Beer is absolutely delicious and so is pork but my religion as a Muslim is more important to me than enjoying these things. Being sober allows me to apply my mind and avoiding pork protects me from diseases.

>>22903184
I have 2 bottle shops near me and can find way too many IPAs to count. Its a shit style of beer for niggers with trash palettes.

Especially american ones are hot garbage; shouldnt legally be classified as beer. Your breweries are trash.

>>22903187
Yeah, it really does run counter to what is common in many European beers, which tend towards lagers or maltier bodies.
I was into IPAs for a while when the style was emerging. Burned myself out on them (and actually cut back on drinking quite a bit). I tend to prefer Belgian ales now personally and have for quite a while.
But usually these days when I drink I'm drinking rum or whiskey.

>>22903188
No one asked for your pathetic blog

>>22903189
Lemme guess. Stella is your favorite beer.

>>22903189
I prefer Belgian ales myself but when it comes to booze people can like and not like what appeals to them.

>>22903142 (OP)
Murphys is way better.

>>22903189
Visit the PNW and form an opinion. But yes, most of the alcohol outside of a few areas in the USA is pure piss water with very limited selections.

Americans be like
>"ay cuh, wanna drink blended pinetree? Newest NEIPA from the new Dogfart micro brewery"
American also be like
>ese, try this muy caliente hazy IPA from the new BLACKED.com micro brewery
>*is mildly carbonated OJ*

Suck my fucking dick, I'm gonna go drink a baltic porter now.

>>22903190
Of course, Belgians are the best beers (for the most part). The IPA category is pretty broad though because there are so many different hops varieties and brewing methods with different grain bills that create many different styles that can all be classified as IPA. A good brewery might offer multiple "IPAs" but (if they're a good brewery) will all be different beers.

>>22903142 (OP)
It’s english not irish

>>22903195
Yeah, I can't imagine they're getting too many Russian River or Alchemist brews over there.
Just the mass produced stuff which can be pretty meh.

>>22903197
>Of course, Belgians are the best beers (for the most part)
Always good to meet another poster of good taste around here.
Cheers!

>>22903197
>Belgians are the best beers (for the most part)
Meh, belgian beers are overrated, they're very sugary.

>>22903192
I'm a actually ashamed to admit that despite having tried 2000 beers, stella is not one of them. Though I never feel compelled to buy lagers from major breweries.

>>22903203
You ain't missing out.
It's they, "I guess that's beer" of beer.

big fan. surprised to see so many people shit talking it. not the best beer, but absolutely my go to at a new bar. every pour is different and it is fun to find the best one

>>22903199
Try out some Fort George if you have not already.

>>22903142 (OP)
man that's a meal not a beer

how the fuck can you drink say 8 or 9 of those, it's impossible

>>22903142 (OP)
Guiness is the Bud Light of stouts.

>>22903144
Guinness is one of the lowest calorie beers on the market.

>>22903142 (OP)
Makes you fart a lot. Taste is not great not terrible

>>22903206
Never heard of it... thanks for the recommend!

>>22903182
is that beer what schous place in oslo is named after?

never tested that before, supposed to drink back I guess, but it's garbage

>>22903204
When I try to get people into beer, if they are not from the US, almost invariably the first thing to come out of their mouth is that Stella is their favorite.

>>22903208
Now that I think about it, I think I only had one or two pints of Guinness that tasted dark and rich, most of the time it tastes flat. I understand the opinions in this thread now.

>>22903208
Someone gets it.

>>22903207
>>22903210
If you drink a few of them & take a shit, it will come out coal black

>>22903188
>my prophet is a codified pederast
>applies mind
>nothing happens
checks out

>>22903207
This is a common misconception.
Guinness is actually low in alcohol, which is where most of the calories come from.
12 ounces of Guinness is only 125 calories, which is on the lighter end.

>>22903212
>>22903182
*mack

you know the drill. I'm a traitor I like tuborg. the sweet sweet danish jewbrew got me

>>22903142 (OP)
Too dark

>>22903142 (OP)
It's shit

>>22903218
each time I've been in britain man I've tried, I've treid so hard.. after two.. I go.. ree I can't eat more of these I'm full

>>22903216
Never paid attention, but will do some research

>>22903142 (OP)
Irish trash that wishes it could be as good as literally and Doppelbock from Deutschland.
If you want beer, you have to drink beer that comes from a country which has centuries old laws enshrining what beer is and how it can be brewed, anything else is goyslop full of synthetics.

imagine paying to drink some estrogenic piss

>>22903222
It's probably for the best... it forces moderation.
When I was younger one of my favorite things to do was order a Guinness, pay in advance (and drop a nice tip), wait until the bartender's back was turned, down it all at once, and leave.

I see mixed opinions of Guinness itself in this thread, but this shit right here is actually worth trying if you see it.

>>22903224
The purity laws were just to protect grains which were needed for food. There's nothing wrong with breaking them and making things like wheat beer, retard.

>>22903198
Unlike most Irish protestants the Guinness family are actually Irish people who converted rather than just English people who migrated. They were always loyal to the British crown though and Catholics didn't hold any managment poisitons until around the 1960s. The family had to flee Ireland back in 1910s after they donated money to the UVF, a protestent terrorist organisation.

>>22903222
Because you just drank 40 oz of liquid. Drink one of these fuckers and you'll be full too.

>>22903226
Shy drinker, based

>>22903228
The opinion of an amerimutt on what constitutes "beer" is of microscopic value, even the cheapest canadian swill is hard liquor next to the piss you drink.

>>22903230
Oh shit, I used to drink those and Colt 45s back in the day.
Ballantine XXX was the best though.

>>22903162
Yanks whinging about stale imported beer.
>>22903169
thanks for the demoralisation post nigger.
Anything in the world getting better?

>>22903232
Bait aside, Americans buck broken both the Italians with our cheese, the French with our wine. I am sure if I look I will find that we also buck broken you with our syrups.

>>22903232
Unibroue La Fin Du Monde is one of my favorite Canadian beers.

both the swedes and english drink this.. this is worse I can only 2 too of these

fucking cider

>>22903236
>buck broken you with our syrups.
kek

okay now you pushed too far

>>22903142 (OP)
All beer tastes similar to me, except dark beer
Haven’t gotten drunk in a while though

>>22903238
?!?! It takes a 6 pack of 5% anything to make me start feeling the drink.
How do you get done in by 2? I need this money saving knowledge.

>>22903241
is just fucking sugar man before I started to like beer I would try, good luck trying to get drunk on that shit

anyways this is a thing in both sweden and england for some reason

>>22903236
>name 3 things made primarily of corn syrup
Yeah, you've broken people with your "food" products, but not in the way you seem to think...

>>22903239
Alaskan Birch syrup > Canadian Maple syrup.

>>22903242
Yeah, the Brits love their Strongbow for some fucking reason as well.

guiness more like gayness

>>22903242
Cane/beet sugars are good though, as long as you avoid liquid corn sugar products you're fine, sugar also intensifies alcohol in some way I don't understand. Like Blue Nun wine, which is not even legally allowed to be labeled like any other German wine because it's got too much added sugar, a 2L bottle of that shit will make you regret life for days after drinking it.

>>22903245
Strongbow is my favourite non-beer!

>>22903182
Pils are estrogenic

>>22903142 (OP)
Glorified Hamms nasty bitter beer.

>>22903245
I can't remember the brand they sell here.. I tried to find it but it was wrong


anyways eew.. man when I was a teenager going to the beech in the summer and didn't like beer yet I bought like a couple of these

>>22903248
man in leifland too? noooo

>>22903248
You would have gotten along swimmingly with the bloke who used to run my local Irish pub years ago.
He kept the stuff on tap and I was hanging out while he was running the bar one evening and he kept spotting me on them because they were his favorite too.
I like it alright but I like free booze even better kek.

>>22903153
Kilkenny was the good shit back in the 90s before Guiness bought it

>>22903148
Really? It always seemed like a more watery Guinness to me

>>22903142 (OP)
I preffer white not filtred if I drink beer once a year.

>>22903252
It's in every liquor store I go to, but I don't know that it's "popular" as I only drink imported stuff if I'm buying, Strongbow and 1664 Blanc are my go to drinks that can be found in every single liquor store, but very few have a decent selection of german beer, usually it's just heineken which... doesn't count.

>>22903236
>wine
btw no men in the north drink that shit, only womyns.. but holy shit go to southern europe and that's a thing, adult men drinking wine...

>>22903248
>>22903257
Ever try bulmers/magners cider

>>22903257
Heineken is Dutch anyway.
As far as commonly-available German lagers here in the states go, I tend to prefer Weihanstephaner and Paulaner myself.
Heineken is *thumbs down*.

>>22903258
The secret to drinking wine as a man is to pretend you're in the mafia.

>>22903259
Magners rings a bell, but if I can't find strongbow, 1664 or a real German beer then I'll go with whatever cider is there, even the cheapest fruit flavours beat drinking piss labeled as beer. I've even had cider that comes in plastic 2L bottles.

>>22903142 (OP)
Me ma raised me on the stuff

>>22903142 (OP)
I like it dry, but it's out of my price range.
Poor bleep priced out of 0% beers. I don't want 0.5%.

>>22903257
>heineken
meh
>liquor store
canada do not let greenland annex you, I have very bad news

sigh the nordics - denmark sucks in this regard, you have to go to a state monopoly that's never open.. sweden is the worst go to the store there is I can't remember 3.5% aka moosepiss

they got really god strong beer though, you just have to go to the statemonopoly for it... yes.. guys state monoply communism is dead...

>>22903261
Actually it's to belt out centuries old German songs about war and women while sitting beside the Rhine.

>>22903266
Ammendment: Preferably on the French side, for giggles.

>>22903263
There has long been an urban legend that Guinness was originally invented for nursing Irish mothers.

>>22903258
Wine is acceptable to me because its stronger than most beer in alcohol per volume. I am aware its grape juice, but dont talk shit about my dry Ports. White wine is 100% for woman.

>>22903142 (OP)
One of the worst beers I've ever drunk.

>>22903270
You're from Belgium.
You get to be a beer snob.

Once you try real cyder made from actual cyder apples and nothing else, you'll never go back to the mass-produced, sugar filled, carbonated slop that they call "cider".

>>22903142 (OP)
Tastes fine but I heard it gives you man boobs so I avoid it. Like stouts and porters in general though.

>>22903142 (OP)
>Durrr split the G cunt durrrrr split the G bruv
Low quality slop for potatoniggers to chug down after their long, hard day of beating their kids.

>>22903269
so is tradition here.. during christmas to drink this, I've never learned to like it, but I take a shot with my father

is also heh so dumb... hmm what am I going to get him for his birthday or christmas... well I know akkevit(corruption of aqua vita, water of life... is really old

origin I guess prolly the islands in scotland.. anyways in medeval times your priest was also your doctor.. so he would give you this
>cough cough I thing I have the plague
akkevit

>>22903142 (OP)
A stout needs to be 7-8% minimum before I'll bother drinking it, anything less just tastes watered down. Imperial stouts are the best, but they're at their best on a cold night sat by the fire. Warms the body, mind, and spirit tremendously.

the faroe islands have btw lately started to brew whiskey(and not just akkevit) I've been trying to get my hands on it for my father, but it's impossible

>>22903274
I always liked this one back in my Pilsner days

>>22903276
when I go to bongland I stick to fosters, which is bearable

>>22903279
May as well just drink tap water at that point. Tastes better plus it's free.

>>22903278
czech beer made in the us, imported back to europe

it's okay this is my jew
BEHOLD
the mighty tuborg

I don't fucking understand of danish beers why carlsberg is so popular world wide, because it's taste like reindeer piss

>>22903238
mate this stuff is lovely what are you on about
and why do only bongs drink cider lmao

>>22903258
>He's never had Kindzmarauli straight from Georgia because he thinks he's a Hyperborean Aryan Viking Thulean Ubersoldat
Mountainnigger red wine will forever be manlier than snownigger beer. In fact, the Georgians perfected it.

>>22903281
Actually, I don't know if you're familiar with it, but that's the original Budweiser, from before Anheiser-Busch was every around.
It's brewed in Czech Republic and isn't connected to American Budweiser at all (it has to be sold under the name "Czechbar" here in the US). The comapny is state owned if I'm not mistaken.
Can't speak for the quality now but it was solid stuff way back when.

>>22903280
you know what tradition is here?
when you hit 30, they all come and give you the brown stuff


and is kinda funny, my grandpa came.. oh here soon here is some cognac... and I swear to got is the first time I actually like it.. other than you know just going eeew... put it in my coca cola and I can chug it hehe

is some truth to this I guess that you just like it when you are older..

>>22903279
>>22903280
Me, I'd stick with whatever hard stuff I could get my hands on and skip the shitty lager.

>>22903146
If its shit than why is the recipe unchanged since the 18th century you deranged fuckstick

>>22903281
Tuberg, carlsberg, heinekike all pop kike piss. Bill gates even invested a billion to fill heinekikepiss with graphene for goyim to slurp on.

>>22903288
man I live in a country, witch such alcohol restrictions.. that wait for what do you think largest part of organized crime is..


drugs?.... no... smuggling of alcohol... I'm not joking anon. I haven't bought smuggled beers in quite some time and belive or not I know a guy that got shot and killed... is so dumb man... first world country, smuggling beers as if it's prohabition

anyways it was alot of crappy polish beers, tyskie, zubr forget the other one. is all crap, and the ones from denmark it wasn't tuborg it was aids like slottsguld I can't remember anymore

sigh... it sucks here man.. people have to resort to smuggling fucking beers

greenland is worse when you go to the store to buy beer there, you have to be curtained in... and on svalbard you can buy a 6 pack pr month

>>22903147
It's delicious, you taste blind autist.

>>22903288
is so dumb here man, when I used to buy smuggled beers.. look the police needs beers too

is so fucking dumb man, some stores they sell corona other not, usually you need to go to the state monopoly for these fine beers

let's be real here corona and san miguel is the best beers in the world

>>22903289
>a 6 pack pr month
And how have your politicians not been hung?

>>22903291
Just start making your own. Most of the work is just waiting on the fermentation.

>>22903290
a fucking malt porridge not even soup

>>22903292
how is it even fucking legal to begin with? the svalbard treaty goes it open to every nation that signed it and no economic hindering ....

yet at least in the norwegain town this restriction prevails.. doubt in barentsburg(russians)

also it's stuid there, you are not allowed to go outside without a gun.. so is reverse if you get on a plane there

>Mister do you have a rifle?
no..
>we can't let you on the plane, you can hire one here

I'm not kidding

>>22903142 (OP)
Only beer I'll drink.
Not even irish.

so is here
longyearbyen the largest settlement, made by this american guy back in the days

>>22903145
You cunts drink piss water

>>22903258
Wine is great with food.
Getting drunk on wine is really odd though.

>>22903296
Have to carry gun everywhere, but in longyearben you must carry it unloaded in a way that everyone can see it is unloaded and cannot bring it in to a business.
So guns just propped up on the sidewalk all over, unattended?

>>22903174
If you're making an honest stout the style necessitates longer term fermentation and conditioning.

>>22903142 (OP)
It’s shit

>>22903142 (OP)
people that don't like it are faggots

>>22903299
no on svalbard when you go the store there, it's gun lockers, so you have to put your rifle in them before you go buy grociers


man is upside down world there.. the polar bears are extremely dangerous there, they are supposed to follow the seals when the ice melts.. some don't .. then they have no food, and they will eat humans, usually tourists

last time it was either a french couple or a british student

>>22903297
see
>>22903214
Think I got lucky on my first try, since it never tasted the same again.

>>22903145
You're mad because Guinness isn't vegan, basedboy

>>509599682
you are from canada so you know this.. humans are not good food for polar bears, we're too thin, reindeer is not good either

they need fat they need seal.. but there .. they will eat humans so hence you have to have a gun or rifle by law

we also have these fuck of places there, damnit soo this guy been living.. in the most remote shit places... because he was sick of humans ...
https://tv.nrk.no/serie/monsen-og-nasjonalparkene/sesong/1/episode/MUHU02000623

>oh this cabin see I was here.... 12 years ago

modern hermit I guess

>>22903142 (OP)
it is unironically the worst beer i have ever seen

guinness is shite
the beer too

monsen you brought firewood to the outskirts of svalbard? really....

what a bullshitter

yes is really important to carry the firewood in a place where no fucking tree hav grown since the time of dinosaur

>>22903314
DU HURENSOHN

btw if you guys are interetsed in svalbard shit, is this swdish influencer.. that lives there

it's not very interesting tbqh, other than sometimes they go to these cabins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dolzrBfAEzQ

>>22903275
>export your booze
>nobody wants it
>haul it back
>hey guys I have a really good idea for marketing...

>>22903142 (OP)
>Gaynness
overrated mickslop

I love me one of these.

>>22903142 (OP)
gives me lethal (but very satisfying) farts and shits.
Good for what ails you.
Technically a light beer too.

>>22903174
>>22903180
>>22903183
It's a comment on strength, or it should be.
Guinness was just another brand of stout porter, thanks to Paddy Marketing™ and extreme cost cutting it's basically flavoured and coloured American lager on nitro now. Absolute piss.
You can probably find Black Butte easily enough, that's much closer even though it has the usual problem that non-bulk American beer does of tasting a bit like somebody got some pine floor cleaner in the mash. You can probably tune it out if you're used to that though.

>>22903393
Draught Guinness in Ireland is much nicer than the slop you get over there.

>>22903397
All beer is better when it doesn't travel. It's still nitro kegged piss.

>>22903404
I see you have a pretentious "everything is piss" opinion. But Guinness is better than most mass produced beers.

>>22903411
No it isn't. It's better than the usual piss lager in that it's piss lager with a bunch of added flavouring syrup and nitro makes everything seem better.

>>22903414
>It's better than the usual piss lager
literally my point. ok i'm going to bed.

>>22903428
https://youtu.be/AfX_x36A1BQ?t=214

>>22903425
The eternal paddy, slurping up Jew piss with gusto.

>>22903671
The retarded dysgenic mutt, just always retarded.