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Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid (ID: aofLT+Al) United States No.22909913
I made it to America

I was detained and was allowed citizenship right away because I am white

What do ya’ll think? Any questions?

Feels good being American
Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid (ID: aofLT+Al) United States No.22909917
I mean I was *not detained

GID DAMMMIT!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: zn3vSazH) United States No.22909919 >>22909920 >>22909927
I'm extremely naked right now.
Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid (ID: aofLT+Al) United States No.22909920 >>22909929
>>22909919
My Americanity acts as a shield against your sexual harassment
Anonymous (ID: sR8uCF0U) Australia No.22909927 >>22909930
>>22909919
how can you be extremely naked when it’s illegal to take your shoes off in the US?
Anonymous (ID: zn3vSazH) United States No.22909929
>>22909920
To be naked is to be free. To be free is to be.. American. Get on my level, noobie!
Anonymous (ID: zn3vSazH) United States No.22909930 >>22909936 >>22910040
>>22909927
I'm inside in my bedroom closet with the lights off and the window blinds are shut.
Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid (ID: aofLT+Al) United States No.22909936
>>22909930
In your closet indeed…
Anonymous (ID: sR8uCF0U) Australia No.22910040
>>22909930
I guess as they say in idaho, what happens in the designated naked bedroom closet stays in the designated naked bathroom closet so long as there’s an owl present.