Thread 22909913 - /bant/ [Archived: 539 hours ago]

Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid ID: aofLT+Al

7/8/2025, 1:15:38 AM No.22909913

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I made it to America

I was detained and was allowed citizenship right away because I am white

What do ya’ll think? Any questions?

Feels good being American

Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid ID: aofLT+Al

7/8/2025, 1:16:32 AM No.22909917

I mean I was *not detained

GID DAMMMIT!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous ID: zn3vSazH

7/8/2025, 1:16:47 AM No.22909919

I'm extremely naked right now.

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Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid ID: aofLT+Al

7/8/2025, 1:17:55 AM No.22909920

>>22909919
My Americanity acts as a shield against your sexual harassment

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Anonymous ID: sR8uCF0U

7/8/2025, 1:19:43 AM No.22909927

>>22909919
how can you be extremely naked when it’s illegal to take your shoes off in the US?

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Anonymous ID: zn3vSazH

7/8/2025, 1:19:47 AM No.22909929

>>22909920
To be naked is to be free. To be free is to be.. American. Get on my level, noobie!

Anonymous ID: zn3vSazH

7/8/2025, 1:20:41 AM No.22909930

>>22909927
I'm inside in my bedroom closet with the lights off and the window blinds are shut.

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Confederate Rebel Descendant of Draft Dodgers and Outlaws The Kid ID: aofLT+Al

7/8/2025, 1:22:46 AM No.22909936

>>22909930
In your closet indeed…

Anonymous ID: sR8uCF0U

7/8/2025, 1:30:18 AM No.22910040

>>22909930
I guess as they say in idaho, what happens in the designated naked bedroom closet stays in the designated naked bathroom closet so long as there’s an owl present.