Thread 22909943

THIS IS NOT A DRILL: AYY LMAOS JUST CONFIRMED
The Mars Rover has captured what appears to be a furry negro, small as a cat. She is looking curiously at the camera. She appears to have three legs and a tail, or four legs.
We are not alone, anons, WE ARE NOT ALONE

https://forocoches.com/foro/showthread.php?t=6225143
https://x.com/maniaUFO/status/1938902386380001386

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>>22909944
Hmm dog meme slapped on picture.

Holy shit lmao no, please look at any of the other dark rocks in that picture. There are several. Thats a rock.

I still think Mars was seeded long ago, it's a Quadruped, likely a Mammal.

2/10 distraction

>>22909943 (OP)
I look like that and act like that.

>>22909943 (OP)
>drug enhanced photography

>>22909943 (OP)
BIG BLACK _OCK

Fuck off we are full
t. Martian

>>22909943 (OP)
Fucking niggers even on Mars god damnit

>>22909943 (OP)
That's a black rock. This is just the kike letting you know they also own mars.

>>22909947
we should be shooting capsules full of microorganisms at every body in the solar system just to see if anything sticks

>>22909943 (OP)
SPACE DOGGO FROM MARS CONFIRMED!
SUCK IT FREEMASONS!!!

>>22909951
Blackrock? Fucking Jews...

>>22909943 (OP)
Fuck that. Look at this lil skeleton dude on the left.

>>22909955
Para-religious people who care more about space rocks than life itself may disagree

>>22909946
not a rock that's a boulder

Look away goys from the epstein list, we have a war with iran---
AM JUST KIDDIN, ISRAEL STOP BOMBING IRAN THEY ARE LOOKING INTO THE LIST---
N-NO STOP THERE IS NO LIST OH FUCKING VEY

>>22909943 (OP)
thats a rock

>>22909943 (OP)
It's a rock, notice how the shadows are facing the viewer.

>>22909943 (OP)
It's him

>>22909943 (OP)
poodles on mars?

you mean Devon Island?

>>22909943 (OP)
There's one outside my house right now!
Wut nou?

Martian Crows
They even dumber than earth crows.

Wow guys look we got wildlife on greenland!

>watch the “mars” footage
>dog walking around

Uh… space is realbros?

>>22909947
I haven't seen allotropa posting on here in a long ass time

>>22909943 (OP)
kek it's a birb

>>22909958
nigga is BLAZED

Woah is that a heckin mammal on Devon island I mean Mars

>>22909943 (OP)
Space puppers huh yeah might as well

>>22909974
couch lock in that sand breh

>>22909943 (OP)
Someone's dog is running around on Devon Island.

>>22909943 (OP)
https://youtu.be/k4C5LPi8oTY?t=6

Dope black boulder, would put it in my yard.

>photo
Could be literally anything
Where's the vid

>>22909979
/thread

>>22909943 (OP)
It's definitely a rock but it looks like a bird facing it's ass while it's beak is picking at the ground

>>22909978
THIS.

>>22909943 (OP)
Could be another rat

>>22909943 (OP)
its real

holy shit

>>22909972
It were always me!

>>22909943 (OP)
It's clearly the dark side of a rock schizo

>>22909943 (OP)
it's a rock you moron

>>22909955
To be honest it's highly likely Earth extremophiles have already landed and speciated from the radiation. I think Stargate is soft disclosure bordering quite hard. Also Terraformars weirdly enough.

>>22909943 (OP)
That's a rain frog.

>>22909943 (OP)
Yet another arctic lemming caught on photo because the mars rover is actually rolling around Devon Island

>>22909943 (OP)
.....or it's just a rock with small rocks at its base

nobody questions why the more exotic mars photos are clearly ai generated when you zoom into the many irregularities. this is a zoom of the famous "mars door" photo which has 12+ irregularities like this when you zoom in, although i wont be posting 12 separate photos here.

>>22909943 (OP)
More critters for my instagram reels

>>22909943 (OP)
That's a rock

How can anything live on mars when there's zero ecosystem? What's that pug from space gonna eat, rocks?

and various Walrus femurs. google the "walrus graveyards" on devon island. bones everywhere.

>>22909955
This, but also seeds, I think potatoes can stick somewhere

I might actually retract the Mammal statement, I think I can see three pale eyes and what looks like a few pairs of mandibles. Either a Native Extremophile or a lost albeit highly evolved/mutated Water Bear.

>>22909995
so i'll just sum it up with an ai detector says the entire photo is ai

>>22909943 (OP)
That’s just the mexigoblin housekeeper changing the sheets

>>22910001
A reminder a Water bear has eight limbs, in a low gravity environment this is inefficient so likely lost four to get four. Water Bears have no eyes but could easily evolve three from ocelli (Common in Panarthropods).

>>22909943 (OP)
Looks like a javelina walked into their photo op.

>>22909943 (OP)
That's clearly just a rock. You people are schizo.

>>22910000
Probably need to rig up a sprinkler system bro

>>22909986
Oh shit it’s a retarded alien musk ox

Yet another reminder Water Bears have been sent to space and likely do hop solar winds so Martian presence is quite likely (They dry up and cocoon in vacuum until their next hydration).

om gggg

Imagine thinking that a government organization of shitlib faggots and niggers can send a rover to mars lmao

>>22909993
It’s almost like equipment designed for Mars was tested on Devon island and similar locations because its terrain is similar to Mars and this is a widely known fact. Yes, billion dollar organizations capable of faking the entire universe convincingly enough to fool big brains missed something when scanning pictures that a jobless 25 year old with a room temperature IQ could pick out.

HOLY SHIT BRO, NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They’re trying to distract you from the fact that the world is run by pedos and people shielding the evidence