Thread 22912412

what happened to all the old bantards? did they an hero? move to discord or another social media? stop using the internet and get a normal life? still post here to this very day?
>ade
>happy day
>heaven
>craig
>dylan
>rageleaf
>niceleaf/not gay leaf
>shit post
>ennis/irish jojoposter
>forest
>karen
>asobi aussie
>tsunspain
>duke
>korbo
>maggy
>ashleyfag
>pd
>chen/kureizy
>bumstead
>coconut
>yonkers
>sonya
>slush
>eskimo leaf
>nube
>jimmy
>space gayboy
>waffle/lelgian
>schizo romanian
>pinkybong
>cockeyes
>yiffrael
>punished sataniafag
>dr gay4dick
>suwakoschizo
>akariman
>proxybong
>lee
>polly
>ressetius
>niceland
>gay boomer russian
>reimu
>anzumark
>normie and mrs normie
>ritsu
>lelliot
>futasuck/twonkers

>>22912412 (OP)
occasionally they come by to visit

OH MY HEACKIN DISCORD
WHERE ARE ALL MY ATTENTION WHORE BLOG POSTERS AT!!!!!!!!
@where ya'll at frens

this is just like my friggin' irc channel...

>>22912412 (OP)
the more namefags gone the better

>>22912412 (OP)
everyone on this list should be executed for their crimes against humanity

>>22912432
unlikely except for maybe normie, ritsu, and lelliot... I think some on the list really did an hero (probably karen, irish jojoposter, and craig since they all seemed super depressed)
>>22912462
half of them weren't even namefags thoughever
>>22912466
will they at least get a fair trail first?

>>22912493
>karen
unfortunately not
>craig
fortunately not
>will they at least get a fair trail first?
summary execution

>caring about identityfags on an anonymous imageboard
Newfag blunder. People come and go. I know of nobody in this list. And any list of trip and namefags I could show you from ages past are just as dead to you. Making a name for yourself on 4chan is pissing in an ocean of piss.

>>22912518
be soicuck
entire personality is le shit autism charicatures
like the loudest downie on the short bus

>>22912676
>be walmart wagie
>never trim finger nails
>get angry at bald man cartoons
>do this for almost a decade
>not mindbroken at all
lol

>>22912618
how do you know karen didn't? dude was unhinged, no way he made it this long. what about his buttbuddy the irish jojofag? surprised that craig is still around I thought the alcoholism would get to him
>summary execution
harsh
>>22912623
idk it's just genuine curiosity, wondering how some of them ended up - if they were able to turn things around or if things only got worse for them.

>>22912711
be soicuck
misuse quotation arrows
still stuck on rage cartoons off wish
pick a fight with a cat making funny face and lose
pick a fight with 4chan and lose
pick a fight with a literal trash can and lose
it's like watching that guy off "failure to launch" getting bullied by random animals because they can smell the beta male on him.

>>22912724
embarrassing post

>>22912777
that shit only matters to normalniggers fresh outta facecuck, welcome to 4chan.

>>22912792
>schizobabble
k, touch grass faggot, bye

>>22912797
toodles bitchtits.

none of those people are real though

>>22912809
yeah sorry they were all me on a proxy, I'm impressed you finally figured it out

>>22912412 (OP)
from what I know if of the aussie ones:
>heavan
I’m pretty sure he married a pretty asian girl and now has a litter of kittens
>craig
pretty sure he got of the bottle and is doing better in life. he sometimes posts her every now and then.
>dylan
went on to be gay without craig in his life after the final season of the gay aussie soap opera ended to rave reviews.
>asobi aussie
pretty sure he finished uni and moved on. probably living a normal life now.
>cock eyes
still stands at his post to this day but only comes out when there SSS rank poofahry to be fuck’d off
BONUS ROUND
>yonkers and klim
klim lead and unsuccessful attempt to be elected to the aussie senate in an attempt to legalise the death penalty(and make mandatory) for eshays via the gympie gympie plant. after failing he had a mental breakdown and was arrested for raping a wax statue on the gold coast. as for yonkers, klim him trafficked from the US and is most likely locked up in klim’s penthouse his central sydney as a pet
>maggy
when to ukraine and I know finding new and interesting way to blur the line between war crimes and sex crimes.
>eskimo/edward
finally ended the eternal thread to finally mourn the lost of his first and only love, uncle. that or he was raped to death by a dachshund.
>ssp
fulfilled his lifelong dream of becoming a paediatrician.

I have Jimmy in my basement. You can't have him.

>>22913464
if they win they lose harder than they ever have
i still hold onto that chance for a chuckle
but they grow more brown and incompetent by the year.

>>22912839
it was me actually sorry

>>22913450
hmmmm the aussie ones are all believable but not the bonus round ones
>>22913464
it's ok you can keep him, don't forget to give him food and water
>>22913704
woah plot twist...

>>22914384
the one about klim and yonkers is mosly true. I left out the part where he got banned from several butcher shops in brisbane, ipswich and moreton bay.

>>22913450
man
i gotta do something with my life

>>22914687
uhhhhh wasn't yonkers underaged? no way he left the country, I remember his mom yelling at klim and a few of his other orbiters for like an hour on a call while yonkers was screaming in the background. shit was crazy

jimmy is still here for some reason. I don't post that much. the board is ded and full of immigrated generals. I'm surprised an anon even remembered me, I'm curious as to who you are.

Ade disappeared from the internet,
Happy Day doesn't post but seems to be doing fine,
Tsunspain still posts here sometimes,
I think Maggy sometimes posts too and he posts on Bantculture (altchan),
Korbo posts occasionally about trying to find an older pagan woman after Alice3D rejected him,
Akariman posts on an altchan,
Ashleyfag doesn't post and went to college,
Anzumark only posts sometimes,
Ritsu and Reimu have been posting fairly regularly these days,
Normie and Futasuck never left. Futasuck posts very regularly (he's this trip >>22912432). yeah those posters of all people...

>>22914723
yonkers should be at least 20 by now and klim is still an obsessed lunatic last time I saw him. he still posts stuff in aussie hours ever month or so.

Personally I've found some banters who come here certain days or post regularly
>NeruZakoAnon
>LoledayAnon
>SwedishSubaru
>CucklombianSeether
I know, I just made-up their names. But they work just well

No one ever remembers me, I don’t know if that’s a bad or good thing but at least I’m not a lolcow last time people recognized me was when I namefagged and it felt like I was getting close to being doxed or something it was quite creepy, that’s all I think would happen if I became known. I’ve been posting on bant for a few years but I don’t use discord

Honestly I’m just like completely ignored or something, it’s like my posts could be so off putting I don’t end illicit normal contempt or scorn but for whatever reason I get completely ignored instead.

I make threads sometimes that I think are novel and funny that I think people would like if they were looking to have creative and spontaneous banter, but often instead my topics rarely get many replies.


It kind of seems like conversation is sort of limited to petty gossip type shit and cats and generals


It’s funny tho because my threads get ignored but often times I’ll post inna thread that had almost zero replies and after I make a post people start replying more often in the thread, this happens quite often almost as if I can resuscitate threads but it doesn’t work with my own threads

I guess people don’t like witty creative threads

>>22914805
I wasn't any known personalityfag or anything, I think there are maybe about 5 or so (no more than 10) people who would recognize me and it doesn't seem like any of them are around anymore. I was here for the early years of the board and left around the time /qa/ was locked.
>Korbo posts occasionally about trying to find an older pagan woman after Alice3D rejected him
lol what a guy, I still remember his crusade against alice. glad to hear a lot of them are still around and seem to be doing alright. and yeah I figured futasuck never left as soon as I saw the schizo tardbabble with a trip attached itt. not surprising the boards resident lolcow stuck around.
>>22914811
damn it must've been a really long time since I've been here because he was still underage back when I was posting. this place seems like it's in the worst state it's ever been. sad.
>>22914822
if you don't overshare too much there is no way you'd get doxxed. even futasuck hasn't been doxxed despite the entire board hating him for the many years he's been shitting this place up and he's also posted identifying pics plus his general location. you should probably not use a name/trip going forward that's my personal suggestion.
>>22914835
don't feel too bad, it's always been like that. back in the day low quality gay erp threads, blogpost threads, plus meta drama threads would get the most replies and when anyone tried to be creative they would get shat on for being "reddit" or whatever.

>>22914835
maybe it's because you use too much spacing

>>22914864
but theres no line breaks