Thread 22912884

How would you kill yourself if you had to?

>>22912884 (OP)
Americans don’t need to ask this question

>>22912884 (OP)
Crash a plane in the congress of my country. Any questions?

>>22912889
Of course you already have the answer kek

>>22912884 (OP)
The bottle of wine didnt age well i see

>had to
it's not like you have a gun to your head anon
how badly did you fuck up?

>>22912884 (OP)
i love those old laptops
i have a couple, but i'd collect dozens if i had the money
sony VAIOs, getac, dell latitude, thinkpads, etc
also those little "mini PCs" and netbooks
the last real imaginative design faded out around 2010 i think

probably hang myself hypothetically speaking

Technobreak

Uh, I don't have any plans to kill myself today.

I do however have plans to come down to Earth.

I think I’d get a plane and fly it into the White House but I’d try to eject halfway so I survive the crash and then from there I’d have a katana and a bunch of guns and I’d try to slaughter the secret service and go out in a blaze

Thankfully I have no plans to kill myself

>>22912884 (OP)
i'd try and go for suicide by nuke
not like, get caught in a nuclear explosion, but either get someone to nuke me personally or make one and set it off myself
it would be a fun challenge

>>22912884 (OP)
Slit wrists down the street of course

The old cheese wire and superglue method

>>22912884 (OP)
it would take place in my former highschool

>>22915360
why would that be

>>22912884 (OP)
I hate these shitty laptops that can't do shit and the hipsters that like them

>>22912884 (OP)
stroke from cumming too hard
or fent

>>22912884 (OP)
suicide by cop like any true american would

>>22912884 (OP)
shotgun in the mouth.

>>22917501
>stroke from cumming too hard
i think i did that once
i saw like a flashing black & white in my right eye for 30 minutes, and felt awful
the first hospital gave me antibiotics for a stomach bug going around, i think they just thought i was a retard
i had the second hospital do a CT scan to check for any bleeding
an MRI is always better, idk how thorough a CT scan is, but it turned out fine
my face has been slightly numb since then though

i was supposed to follow up with a neurologist but i never did

>>22917704
>my face has been slightly numb since then though
damn, sounds like a stroke then, could also be a seizure that fucked with your head
it probably wasnt too severe though if it didnt show up on a scan, i doubt most orgasm-induced strokes would be much more than a mini-stroke since the blood should get flowing properly as soon as its over
if it hasnt been too long since it happened theres a chance you'll go back to normal

>>22917759
it's been about 8 months
i legit can't tell if it got better or if i got used to it

i gotta get a job
i'm scared of dying here
i got hearing damage and a jaw sublaxation as well

but yeah, luckily it hasn't caused any more problems since then

i used to run 4 to 7 miles every few days, i had this irish running buddy

>>22917765
i have some other sort of neurological disorder that no doctor has any idea about, getting better for me very slowly and i've had it since august of last year
it hasnt really impacted any body parts like it has for you but its a lot harder to exert myself like i could before, i just generally feel pretty anemic, and i panic a lot
but it seems to be very connected to my emotional state
the happier i am, and the more i talk with people the less symptoms i get, and the more sad or angry i am, it'll trigger the symptoms some time afterwards
and taking buspirone (benzos might also work) seems to stop the symptoms when i start getting them
also, doesnt it kinda seem like a lot of people are getting these issues recently? maybe something they're putting in the food

>>22912968
of course you're too dim to realize the obvious.
you don't even know what you're missing. quite literally.

>>22917819
>it hasnt really impacted any body parts like it has for you but its a lot harder to exert myself like i could before, i just generally feel pretty anemic, and i panic a lot
>but it seems to be very connected to my emotional state
>the happier i am, and the more i talk with people the less symptoms i get, and the more sad or angry i am, it'll trigger the symptoms some time afterwards
>and taking buspirone (benzos might also work) seems to stop the symptoms when i start getting them
i think mine is similar
i live pretty isolated in a ghetto with no siblings or anything, and my life isn't really going anywhere
it gets to me
it's weird how migraines and seizures can have such different triggers and symptoms for different people
i think the symptoms would definitely go away if i had somewhere clean/quiet/peaceful to sleep & people i felt comfortable being around & more privacy
>also, doesnt it kinda seem like a lot of people are getting these issues recently? maybe something they're putting in the food
it does, yeah
i wonder about that

I wish i had cancer, something that would kill me in 5 or 10 years, i would be able to just play vydia knowing i'm gonna die and that's it. I don't wanna kill myself, but i would love the pity and the pain medicine.
It's fucked up to say that because people lose loved ones to cancer all the time, but i don't have a wife or children and my own parents don't really like me, it would be nice to just stop freaking out and knowing i'm not gonna be around for much longer.
But as for suicide per say, i'd have to say just a bullet to the head. If you are really depressed and drunk, i think that trigger gets really easy to be pulled.

>>22912884 (OP)
I'd buy like 4 bottles of vodka, 4 boxes of diazepam, I'd go into the middle of the forest, sit down next to a tree and chug it all down. The only thing that worries me is that animals could get sick if they eat me, but whatever.

>>22918216
>I wish i had cancer, something that would kill me in 5 or 10 years, i would be able to just play vydia knowing i'm gonna die and that's it. I don't wanna kill myself, but i would love the pity and the pain medicine.
>It's fucked up to say that because people lose loved ones to cancer all the time, but i don't have a wife or children and my own parents don't really like me, it would be nice to just stop freaking out and knowing i'm not gonna be around for much longer.
that's one of the three most common maladaptive daydreaming fantasies
>fantasies of ultimate power
>fantasies of being in dangerous/exhilerating/exciting situations
>fantasies of getting attention because of a tragedy, often hospitalization
it might be a clue to what you want out of life, if you want to try changing it

>>22918216
sounds great until you actually get into that state and realize just how little time people have to care for the chronically ill, and you realize that it can alter your state of consciousness itself
your body will do anything it can to survive, and its willing to subject your mind and soul to horrors just to get you to do something about it
or another way to put it is that keeping you in a sober, fully conscious and happy state is not as high on its list of priorities as the rest of your bodily functions, as long as you can do the bare minimum of eat and sleep

https://fndportal.org/about/
FND could be the answer, in my case atleast

Carbon monoxide inside of a car by burning charcoal.

>>22912884 (OP)
Like for real? Unless you can debunk reincarnation;
>it's impossible.
If you want an honest answer probably exactly what I'm doing.

>>22917704
Blood pressure issue

>>22918369
?

Thanks for all the good ideas /bant

>>22912884 (OP)
it i wanted to cause a scene
>climb tall church in centre of my town
>rope around railing and around my neck
>quickly slit my stomach open and then jump to make all my guts fly out

if I wanted a quick sure way
>find high speed rail lines near me that have little obstruction to get onto the tracks
>go out indian style

>>22912884 (OP)
Death by cop

Jumping from a building or towards the metro. Btw I drew this picture :3

Jumping in front of a train

>>22912905
no kys

>>22917819
>its a lot harder to exert myself like i could before, i just generally feel pretty anemic, and i panic a lot but it seems to be very connected to my emotional state
did you ever test your T levels? sounds a hell lot like low t.

>>22921322
now that you mention it, i forgot to ask about that at my last doctor's appointment

I'd probably drive to the largest lake in my area at night, strip down naked and try to swim all the way to the other side and back and if I made it I would give up on thoughts of self harm to return to my miserable life and tell people the story of how I swam across the lake and back.

i'd just wait it out
it will end sooner or later without me planning it
might be something interesting to see along the way

>>22912884 (OP)
Self-immolation or death by cop

>>22923419
This is in truth the best answer, let's just sit with some peanuts and watch the fireworks

>>22912884 (OP)
Firing squad

>>22923465
Less of a suicide and more of an execution

>>22923419
>i'd just wait it out
>it will end sooner or later without me planning it
>might be something interesting to see along the way
yeah
that's the spirit

>>22919633
good luck anon

idk if i got to choose how i died it would be organ failure
suicide is harder tho, ive thought of slitting my wrist and bleeding out on the kitchen floor

>>22923744
i always thought slitting wrists in a warm bath would be better
ive helped my parents slaughter goats by slitting their arteries
it looks fairly calm & peaceful, slight panic on and off
they are prey animals though

but yeah, i imagine you would get uncomfortably cold before you started fading out of consciousness, so a bath would be nice

>>22923457
>Self-immolation or death by cop
there was a dude who set himself on fire in front of the israeli embassy shouting "free palestine". dumbass secret service agent kept pointing his gun at him even after he had collapsed. another officer saw how absurd it was and said "i need fire extinguishers, not guns" lmao