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Anonymous (ID: XRILkzqU) Canada No.22917062 [Report] >>22917507 >>22917761 >>22921146 >>22921170 >>22925544
Who were the biggest alphas in history, and why was it the vikings?
Danny (ID: hMcJQeWj) Canada No.22917105 [Report] >>22917507
Norse mythology
Anonymous (ID: 3q5CEHpx) United States No.22917507 [Report] >>22918280 >>22919539
>>22917062 (OP)
>>22917105
evendoe got cucked by christians and converted en masse
Anonymous (ID: 7qtrpf1h) United States No.22917709 [Report]
because they were phoenicians
Anonymous (ID: YMAskbcs) Azerbaijan No.22917761 [Report]
>>22917062 (OP)
It was the huns.
Anonymous (ID: jNh6qFFh) United States No.22918280 [Report]
>>22917507
scandinavia converted because their kings wanted more land
Anonymous (ID: aWhQu9kI) South Korea No.22919539 [Report] >>22919542
>>22917507
Christian law was more favourable to the ruling classes of Scandinavia otherwise they would slaughtered christians on sight.
Anonymous (ID: 3q5CEHpx) United States No.22919542 [Report]
>>22919539
norse mythology must have been a pile of tiny white clitty bullshit for scandinavians to give it up so easily for a desert religion
Simon Salva (ID: QQ1WM0Qt) United States No.22919543 [Report] >>22919550
ITT: "PAYGUN BAD! I CRY! WAAAH! PAYGIN BAD!"

Look, dude, I'm a Shinto. Even though I hate Norse Pagans, this shit is pathetic.
Anonymous (ID: 3q5CEHpx) United States No.22919550 [Report] >>22919568
>>22919543
> ITT: "PAYGUN BAD! I CRY! WAAAH! PAYGIN BAD!"

>Look, dude, I'm a Shinto. Even though I hate Norse Pagans, this shit is pathetic.
Simon Salva (ID: QQ1WM0Qt) United States No.22919568 [Report]
>>22919550

>SHINO BAD! SHINO BAD! ALL PAYGIN BAD CUZZ OF FEW BAD APPLEZ BUT DONT SAY IM BEING DISINGENUOUS!! WAAAHH!!

I hold my faith steadfast and you will never shake it.
Anonymous (ID: tYf0dF7I) Canada No.22921146 [Report]
>>22917062 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: Uevte27q) Germany No.22921170 [Report] >>22922541
>>22917062 (OP)
Because they made a Jewish TV series about them and you watched it
Simon Salva (ID: QQ1WM0Qt) United States No.22922541 [Report]
>>22921170

Lol.
Anonymous (ID: mdu+zaHB) Australia No.22925544 [Report]
>>22917062 (OP)

Oh yeah, those Vikings were serious badasses, man. You should buy the drinking horn and the Mjolnir necklace so you too can feel like a warrior. Nothing tryhard about that.