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Who were the biggest alphas in history, and why was it the vikings?
>>22917062 (OP)>>22917105evendoe got cucked by christians and converted en masse
because they were phoenicians
>>22917507scandinavia converted because their kings wanted more land
>>22917507Christian law was more favourable to the ruling classes of Scandinavia otherwise they would slaughtered christians on sight.
>>22919539norse mythology must have been a pile of tiny white clitty bullshit for scandinavians to give it up so easily for a desert religion
ITT: "PAYGUN BAD! I CRY! WAAAH! PAYGIN BAD!"
Look, dude, I'm a Shinto. Even though I hate Norse Pagans, this shit is pathetic.
>>22919550>SHINO BAD! SHINO BAD! ALL PAYGIN BAD CUZZ OF FEW BAD APPLEZ BUT DONT SAY IM BEING DISINGENUOUS!! WAAAHH!!I hold my faith steadfast and you will never shake it.
>>22917062 (OP)Because they made a Jewish TV series about them and you watched it
>>22917062 (OP)Oh yeah, those Vikings were serious badasses, man. You should buy the drinking horn and the Mjolnir necklace so you too can feel like a warrior. Nothing tryhard about that.