Thread 22918544

Slam whites into the concrete

protect the back of your head, everyone
90% of "le instant knockout" videos are of someone getting hit in the back of the head in one way or another
even if you think you can win in a fight against some retard, if you're on pavement, all it takes is getting knocked off balance once & bad luck and you could be a vegetable
alot of decent martial arts teach breakfalls very early on

>>22918545
i'm a pretty wealthy dude. i've been doing stock trading and drug dealing to make my money. i had some broad from etsy make me a suit of armor from halo, and then had some chud mold each of the plastic pieces into metal.
i don't leave my house without this suit. when i have to go into town, i get attention but nobody actually knows what i look like. sometimes kids take pictures. they all think it's cosplay, but it's really just to keep me alive.
the gun on my thigh is real. the knife on my chest is real. the armor is the only thing that's fake, but it's still made of aluminium. light, but still a metal you don't wanna punch.

>>22918566
i don't like people looking at my face. i'm an incredibly private man.
i left out the part where i live in a small trailer home that can only be found by driving down a dirt path obscured by trees, and do all my drug dealing business by delivery only.

>>22918566
as for why the armor, specifically, i just really like these suits.

>>22918562
Damn he sells drugs and has a suit of fucking armor there is no getting any cooler than this. Imagine him strolling through town. White kids would be like wow there's the halo guy the tartan and then black kids would be like bothered goes that drug dealer.

You have MASS APPEAL.

>>22918578
The term for that is class.

>>22918581
i really don't. the adults think i'm weird and dangerous. a lot of people are aware that i sell pot to niggers for a living. i suspect the only reason cops haven't knocked on my door is because nobody can prove anything, and also this is a blue state i'm specifically hiding in.

wild shock, niggers aren't good at keeping a lid on it. so when i show up to deliver the package, they remember the suit.

>>22918581
weird and dangerous as in, they think i'm a domestic terrorist.
if people in a blue state think you're weird and dangerous it's not because people think you're cool.

Can you fuck in the armor suit. My great, great, great, great, great grandfather circa 1573 had a special suit of armor made, 3/4 harness with a removable cod piece so he could rape and pillage on the go with confidence and convenience. I have it displayed in my study, which is also my kitchen and bedroom

>>22918587
i wouldn't even if i could. i can't even go to the bathroom while in armor. i only wear it to leave the house.
the me who wears the armor, and the me who doesn't, are different characters.

you all make me want to get my life together lol

>>22918591
my life is together. my life is together according to a plan that i chose willingly.
i'm hiding, in the middle of a forest, where nobody knows my name or face. i get away with breaking open carry laws because people think my weapons are props. i get away with not paying taxes on the drugs i sell because i'm a criminal. this didn't happen by accident, i wanted this to happen.

i just wanted to disappear.

>>22918586
>>22918584
Dude you're just making this shit up everyone knows that everyone everywhere thinks drug dealers are cool

>>22918598
yeah
i didn't mean it sarcastically
you guys build these lives for yourselves, but i'm just kinda sitting here

>>22918600
it really depends on the place you're living.
when you live in a place mostly populated by old, white liberals who only voted the way they did because they don't have to face the results of their voting, yes, they will ostracize you for being weird.

>>22918601
perfectly fine, if sitting there is what you want to do.
i wanted to leave. i left. that makes me successful even if i don't have a six figure life and i live in a trailer.

>slam my big black ass with your BWC
*frantically hits backspace*
>Slam whites into the concrete