I want a boyfriend but I am not in college and have no job where do I find one?

>>22921713 (OP)
going outside and talking to people

At a MAID center in Canada. Go there and ask them for help. They'll do what needs to be done.

in hell after your inevitable suicide

I found one on 4chan almost a decade ago that I am still dating

>>22921718
That would be cute and awesome!
>>22921719
I met a guy from 4chan once

>>22921728
was he cute? my bf is cute but some of the other 4chan guys I've met were gross slobs

>>22921731
Not my type but we had known each other for some time

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HOMOSEX

>>22921744
Yes I love being gay

>>22921765
So you’re just completely gay?

>>22921731
>was he cute?
>>22921739
>Not my type but we had known each other for some time
unironically me. hello

you need a job to get a girlfriend, not a boyfriend

>>22921765
Trannyfaggot*

>>22921719
Cute. That's pretty wholesome. You both speak the same language. If you're gonna meet people from 4chan pull up strapped.

Once in the forest you told me you loved me from that moment changed me

>>22922508
>If you're gonna meet people from 4chan pull up strapped.
eheheh

>>22922508
>pull up strapped
like conceal carry? I don't like guns. bf forces me to go the range and tells me I should carry. I'd rather not. I only ever met up with anyone in busy public places anyways

>>22922564
Idgi

>>22922604
oh i duno
it was just a funny way of putting that

>>22922603
Or open. Whatever suits. Show up with a rifle slung on your back. That would be badass.
Not to sound any kind of way but your safety is your responsibility. That whole room full of people isn't gonna help you they'll just pull out their phones to get your brutal assault on video in the hopes it goes viral.
You live in dark times friend. Protect yourself.
Full disclosure I've been dating out of bant for years. Pretty much as long as bant has been a thing. I've met more than a few anons. Stayed with pretty much none.

>>22922609
If a woman pulled up wearing a strap on that's a power move. Wouldn't work on me but still.

>>22922610
damn

>>22922612
might work on me

>>22922610
yeah true but I don't think I could ever shoot someone even if it was a life or death situation.
my bf is actually not from /bant/, he is from /s4s/. I did try to get a bf from here a few times and it never worked out. they were all too flighty. why did you not stay with any?

>>22921713 (OP)
https://youtu.be/7gaDxioGVtw

>>22922619
So for men can we just show up armed and get the ass right? Ammo is expensive you know. Our range day could cost hundreds for less than an hour of trigger time. It's only right to give something too.
>>22922914
I've shot a total of 14 people that I know of. You shouldn't be such a...
>s4s
Nice fren....that's fine you're just not built that way.
>Why did you not stay
They didn't want to anymore and did shitty things mostly. I can't abide lying and cheating. Others just didn't work out. I met a lovely boy Ava that I think about a lot. I didn't want to stay with him because we're from two different worlds. I was street urchin trash. He was from the high life. He didn't think it mattered and it didn't. I realize that now. I sometimes wonder if he's still here with us but stays hidden.
Last that I can remember clearly is SHIT POST. I had too many balls in the air and he was too sweet to be with someone terrible like me. We went our ways.
I could go on and on but won't as I don't want to compromise anyone else as I've had flings and affairs with many of the well known bant personalities at some point.

>>22921713 (OP)
www.farmersonly.com

>>22922958
yes nice fren indeed, no violence allowed.
that's sad, I sometimes wonder about former posters as well. I bet he checks in from time to time. a lot of them secretly do. oh I remember shit post, he was a pretty cool dude. I thought he still posts sometimes? I was definitely here for some of those flings and affairs. in the earlier days of the board. during the gayposting era and discord thread hysterics. fun times.

>>22921713 (OP)
Replace every fag here with a tranny

This board is going to get really slow if my threads really don't get deleted for 6 months.

Wasted the whole summer award.

>>22922093
I mean I jerk off to girls too but I only ever did things with a guy and I would prefer a guy and have more romantic feelings about the same sex? So I guess I’m gay idk.
>>22922490
I don’t want a girlfriend

>>22921713 (OP)
go to college parties and show off your body

>>22924094
then you don't need a job, chucklehead