Just another day in the south (how is this possible)

New INCEL thread!

>>22926312 (OP)
damn that bitch got a big jaw nigga

>>22926312 (OP)

Old money, university lineage and church

>>22926312 (OP)
damn, qatar carlson is fed well from qatar I see

>>22926312 (OP)
That's her looks match, she's literally the female version of him

>>22926312 (OP)
He looks like he has money.

>>22926315
his lineage goes from left to right

>>22926314
Imagine their son's chin

>>22926312 (OP)
Good for him. Unironically

>>22926312 (OP)
Based on his chest size he probably played football and got a high paying desk job after college. Many such cases.

>>22926314
she's normal
stop watching kpop

>>22926312 (OP)
The guy on the left looks like my Uncle, but shorter

>>22926316
also he got that body shape if you strip him naked

>>22926317
How is that her looksmatch? I'm better looking than him imo and I can't get match with any White girl, only match with Asians, Latinas, some Blacks. I'm in the East Coast but still, this is ridiculous!

>>22926312 (OP)
meanwhile i'm a 29 year old virgin

>>22926328
He was going for the wedgie a the end there, in public roflmao

>>22926323
nothing normal about it

>>22926327
>East Coast
There's your problem.
Aside from that though, look at the frame on this guy. Look at his calves. Dude obviously played football in high school or college. Even if he's fat he's still strong and that's enough for a 6/10 like this girl.

>>22926330
ladyboy the hair doesn't cause skull to disappear

heres the original

>>22926328
Thats on you.

>>22926312 (OP)
I don't get it?

>>22926333
no wonder you keep bombing oprhans with that eyesight, please take a look again and tell me that jaw isnt huge schlomo

>>22926328
He's got money i bet.
>>22926329
Nah he's just teasing her.
>>22926336
He's shaped like Shrek but it doesn't matter when you have money.
>>22926334
Kek yes.

>>22926334
>Alabama polo
>ambulance chaser from LA
As if. Great try though. Do it again. Use picrel.

She will be fat soon enough. Her only job at school is to not get fat. He has put on 40 pounds of beer weight since joining the frat. Once he graduates and starts working at Dad's car dealership, he'll get closer to 300. After the wedding and a couple of kids, she will give up too, and they will be even.

>>22926312 (OP)
I live in the south
this couple is every frat boy and his wife
its literally everyone

>>22926317
it really is.

>>22926338
Nah, it's because he's tall. Money > height > face> physique

>>22926312 (OP)
Frame king.

>>22926312 (OP)
The unstated:
>met in HS, inherited his father's Trade business and runs it from a remote office pulling 250k a yr while employing illegals

>>22926327
You're a bitch. You're contributing to pussyflation by thinking she's anything special, she's a 4/10 at best.

Stop worshipping vaginiggers, they're vapid subhumans not worthy of any adoration.

>>22926312 (OP)
Run of the mill rich kids

>>22926341
Truth. He'll make some good money, drink too much, but she'll have sex with him every now and then because they'll live in a $400k house in a good neighborhood in a great school district and all her wants are met.

>>22926345
Brock and Kenzie

>>22926327
There are no white people left on the east coast unless you’re a rich motherfucker in certain circles in Connecticut. Hell, even Vermont is getting infested

>>22926349
It's funny because it's true but also, not mad about it. At least they're helping their kids and keeping the money in the family like every Paki, Indian, Asian, Jew, etc.

>>22926312 (OP)
Here they are five years later.

>>22926312 (OP)
that man would make a good warrior with his genetics. Good physique for a battle axe user.

>>22926348
Also: He almost certainly works for his family business, his parents live on the water, and he has a boat, they have a dog, and their kids have dumb names like Conner, or Benson, or Cadence

i dont mind this guy, he is fine. He is everywhere and is oblivious that his position was handed to him

>>22926350
check out my old thread about georgia southern university

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/440190316

it's full of whites that look like op specimens

>>22926343
He's shorter than her ;D

>>22926312 (OP)
That girl is nicely dressed and made up, but she's not a great beauty. However, she's not fat, which goes a long way these days. I'd call her a solid 7/10. Meanwhile, the guy looks like the kind of kid who comes from money and probably drives an $80,000 pickup truck.

In summary, they look like a decent match to me.

>>22926355
At least look like they're in the same range, the couple in the OP image are not even close in my opinion.

>>22926351
paki here, I got no help from my senpai. Dad is worth millions and intends to spend every penny on himself. definitely got the short end of the stick on this one.

>>22926327
>I'm better looking than him
looks don't matter if you're not deformed and well groomed

>>22926355
Has she been shitting in stinky eagle creek?

>>22926355
Georgia southern was the first zaxbys in 1989-ish.. had a friend who went to that school. Basically two bar in the middle of nowhere

>>22926354
True. End if the day, doesn't matter though. At least they're having White kids and keeping the money in the family.

>>22926355
op's body is an embarrassment, Whites should be striving for a lot higher standards for ourselves. It's so wrong, get it together.

>>22926314
Lol says the virgin. Keep pumping your dick to cartoon women loser.

>>22926360
If that happens, you're the exception. Most pass their assets on to their sons and set them up with a gas station or three.

>>22926358
every male there wears pastel colored clothing for some reason

Almost all young women look like that if they aren't fat pigs or covered with tattoos.

The guy is the son of a local real estate developer or something like that and was a popular athlete in high school.

>>22926355
You should be checking out Ole Miss, Mississippi State, and Southern Miss.

>>22926339
they're in BR. it's game day!!!!!

>>22926325
I'm 5'5 and women tell me I'm cute all the time.

>>22926368
It's a Southern thing. But also that time of year. Spring and summer is full of pastel colors on polos and fishing shirts.

>>22926312 (OP)
>>22926328
Either money or big dicks.

Huge.

>>22926352
They got all dressed up for that... that was a big day for them. Going up to piggly Wiggly, To stand in front of a trophy they didn't earn.

>>22926312 (OP)
This is one of the rare times where a fat guy holds his fatness well probably because he works out

>>22926371
Ah okay then it makes more sense.

>>22926370
i've researched that too
lots of whites

>>22926368
The fit of the clothes is poor because they don't know shit about fashion since they buy everything from Dillards. They are in poor shape too. Except for the guy on the far right but his hair is gay and shirt and pants are gay.

Skinny pants and short shorts with pink loose fitting polos and gay hairdos ffs.

>>22926375
You're retarded. That's how all upper middle class Whites dress in the South. No matter the occasion.

>>22926366
not my fault that you come back to your ugly wife every day

>>22926378
University of Missouri female students

>>22926312 (OP)
>how is this possible
They both know their fathers and their families are friends who do events often. Vs city niggers who dont have fathers or refuse to do small family events too many people makes people individualize

>>22926379
They probably cut their own hair or each other's. I do too.

>>22926314
I see nothing wrong with it
Just another example of that
>2/10 would not bang
Neckbeard meme

>>22926312 (OP)
they look like nice, and well adjusted people. would befriend.

>>22926327
>I can't get any matches!
Fuck off from dating apps already
Why do men not do this?

>>22926381
Says a kissless wizard. Where did the pretty girl hurt you, kiddo?

>>22926312 (OP)
Is that his mom?

>>22926312 (OP)
1. Christianity
2. Money
3. It won't last

>>22926387
Its the modern way of meeting and dating women, just because you're an old ass boomer doesn't mean the rest of us are going to be rigid and get left behind. Do you also still send letters to people instead of texting or emailing them?

>>22926388
holy cope

>>22926312 (OP)
He looks like her son

>>22926312 (OP)
Tall and handsome and probably rich. Chubby? Accounted for. It's like having a girlfriend that doesn't have huge tits but has an ass.

>>22926389
it's his sister, I think that's normal in their culture; maybe a little weird; but then hey, I married my cousin, who am i to judge.

>>22926312 (OP)
That dude looks like he plays nose tackle. Might be an NFL prospect. Or he might just be redneck old money in an elite fraternity.

>>22926312 (OP)
That's his mom.

I love the South so much, bros

>>22926312 (OP)
He is rich
He
Rb

>>22926312 (OP)
Nice try. Dont speak to women theyre whore's.

Look at this cool guy in white pants and an unbuttoned shirt. He thought about this outfit. He tried. We really thought he was cool. Probably even wore cologne.

And the roasty? She doesnt want him. She even humiliates him by posting this online.

>>22926400
She seems to have gotten a really bad ICK from that guy.

They want twinkish chad-lite males.

>>22926400
Look at that gross med.

>>22926312 (OP)
You're not white as you disagree with this photo

>>22926400
>Nice try. Dont speak to women theyre whore's.
Ok rabbi

>>22926402
More like Ach-med

>>22926404
It’s so obvious innit

>>22926340
HOLY cope.

>>22926349
I wouldn't mind if any of the dudes were actually cool or competent but 90% of the time they overwork/underpay and pretend they do gottdamned everything

To those who don't live in the south, our women have a shelf life similar to latinas. They are hot only for a short time and then they transform into something like this between 22-25

>>22926400
That dude reeks of lowT arabia. Look at his feminine posture and twinky arms/face lol. The shirt and white pants too lmaooo

I could get her number and I'm a 7/10 at best. Course I'm also white and athletic with charm....ao....

>>22926409
its why you need to marry them before 24
once they have 2 kids, they look like your pic, unless they have a personal trainer, and well, even Tom Brady lost his wife to her personal trainer

>>22926396
NFL lineman with skinny arms and legs lol come on anon

>>22926409
Its the sweet tea and soul food. Fried fish shits good but fuck you will put on pounds if you eat it more than twice a week. Women only drinking sweet tea is fucking awful probably worse than coffee cause at least that suppresses appetite

>>22926409
>>22926411
Fools.

It's their poor diet. The problem with Americans is they don't understand 99% of the food here is poison. Her problem is inflammation from eating too many processed carbs and sugars.

>>22926400
that genx looks to be in his 40s

>gets a grandpa watch instead a smartwatch
>white pants (boomer fashion)
>cool new shirt (boomer color palette)
>unkempt beard

bro is out of touch. no zoomette will ever touch his dry shriveled peepee

>>22926368
>>22926355
americans look retarded

>>22926414
>It's their poor diet.
This but also not walking the amount of people who dont walk unless their job needs it is horrible.

>>22926391
I never had social media presence of any note. Deleted my only social media account in 2018. I thought people would come to their senses and get over social media or at least didn't forsee how all encompassing the mindwarp would've been to women that there are virtually no women without a social media requirement.

>>22926415
Genuinely good take.
The game has changed, women like femme boys that eat pussy. Why? No idea.

being tall > everything else

>>22926349
I know this is supposed to be a meme, but this is literally a dream life. The only bad thing are the names of their kids.
Also if the implication is that they are cousins bruh, if I had a cousin who was blond, blue eyed and hot I'd be railing that bitch erry night.

This meme is very semitically coded.

>>22926419
Not joking - a white(fit) preppy guy in Brooks Brothers or even a manwhore metalhead could pull that chick with ease. Now, her being wife material.....yeah....

He has an effimate posture and sht style.

>>22926312 (OP)
He's packing

>>22926312 (OP)
That's a mother and son you sick puppies.
>>22926384
Ugly woman or tranny?
I'm down for that blond in the back with the fat ass though.

>>22926372
notice how they don't fuck you? that's because animals are "cute", not attractive men

>>22926319
i thought it was funny, ladyboy

All I want in life is an American gf. White American girls are best white girls. Prove me wrong

>>22926314
You should want that for your future son you fucking retard.

>>22926400
Is this your excuse for never trying anything and being an ugly NEET loser?

>>22926422
He's also brown which is the main reason

>>22926327
I'm sorry bro, being brown sucks

>>22926379
Belk on suicide watch.

>>22926429
Yes. Why bother when women are this awful? They're all deflowered by college now. Do you really want someone's sloppy seconds?

>>22926312 (OP)
Where does his arm disappear to?

>>22926429
Not in control of being ugly and if I got a job I'd still be a loser. Yes playing vidya is better than insisting myself on others like fat people do.

>>22926398
The University of Alabama is where kids from New Jersey go to larp as rednecks. The majority of students there are from out of state.

>>22926427
I prefer Jewish. But they're the biggest whores around. Sometimes I wish those obedient religious ones would branch out.

>>22926328
Based fat Chad

>>22926349
is this supposed to be an insult?
Imagine the seethe and cope that went into this kek

>>22926312 (OP)
>thick neck
>dad bod
he's an absolute bvll

I'm a bald nonwhite muscular manlet and I fucked a lot of blonde southern white girls lol......it's easy as fuck to fuck them, even marry them too.

>>22926433
>>22926435
Then why do you cry about it in threads like these? If you truly didn't give a fuck then you'd be having fun playing video games or whatever the fuck it is that KHVs do all day.
But you're here QQing so you're clearly butthurt and malding lmao
Fucking losers bro

>>22926439
I dont think its an actual insult, but just an observation of reality here in the south

>>22926327
The eastern half of the US is just notoriously the hardest place to date in the world. Well Maybe outside of london or similar majority-nonwhite places. I dont know why this is really. The women there are IMPOSSIBLE.

>>22926384
Left hot blonde white girl fucks east asian men

>>22926439
It might have been intended as an insult but it's just reflective of reality for the average upper middle class frat bro. It really only becomes an issue when they start acting like they've had a hard life and down play all the support they've been given. There's nothing wrong with coming from a good family that supports each other but for some reason, maybe because of the contemporary cultural value of seeing being a victim of circumstance as being virtuous, guys like that will often try to pretend like they had a rough life getting to where they are instead of simply being grateful for it.

>>22926433
it works one out of 10 times and that's ok, just understand the social cues. once they pull away its over.
t. went to college

College is a cope
Kings and queens in europe never went to college lol. College was for the church clergy. You can become a muscular bald man and fuck all the hot white college girls you want without getting cockblocked by white dudes that were memed into spending 100 k on a college education lol.

>>22926341
Former GA anon here. Yeah also why are there so many British dudes in the south? They’re everywhere. The girls there seem to love them more than any other place ive seen on earth. So maybe that’s why.

>>22926443
my cousin up here in the midwest was down in nascar college and landed one of the old plantation daughters family. Her family set him up with an engineering job but he ended up moving back family in tow. Her accent is starting to disappear.

Fat charismatic and funny guys can prime puss in the South. I have no idea how they do it but they do. Different standards I guess.

>>22926328
Stop being a loser

>>22926450
Like I said it's easy to fuck these girls.
>>22926451
Are these dudes actually funny? or they make the same jokes about black people?

If she’s tall, he might be a football player or something.

Anyway, young guys seriously underestimate the power of dressing preppy, especially in the South and Northeast. You can increase the caliber of girl you can get just by RalphLaurenmaxxing.

>>22926312 (OP)
Looks like a man like nearly all white women. Imagine willingly dating that. High efforts in style, maintenance and hygiene are what makes her tolerable, but naturally, she's far from gifted.

>>22926449
closest time I've ever gotten in a fight was in beaufort visiting my brother. Some brit dude was in the bar, we were talking and I called him a fucking wanker, He said you wanted to fight, I said sure, He went and grabbed his burger bros and told them I called him a wanker and we all laughed together and he stormed off.

>>22926454
just buy some khakis and polos from saks or something

>>22926318
That’s just how Southern bros dress. No money necessary.

>>22926454
just buy some khakis and polos from saks or something

>>22926322
So what? Lots of guys played football or got high paying desk jobs.

>>22926312 (OP)
Is that Stonetoss?

>>22926454
it works everywhere, but add something that makes you different. I had this retarded hat that people liked.

>>22926312 (OP)
Dude would be a gigachad if he loses weight and hits the gym. The kids will be strong. This is infinitely better than whores dating niggers.

>>22926350
New York, Pennsylvania, and Virginia have tons of whites

>>22926458
Florida man will fight you if you try to put him in khakis.

>>22926349
That is unironically so blessed

>>22926416
> t. Literal ape

>>22926379
I never did understand the pink shirt thing.

>>22926465
It’s true. Khakis are only for Church and Easter

>>22926436
Not just Alabama. They do it all the SEC and some of the Big Ten schools for some reason. They love Penn State and Ohio State too.

>>22926470
ohio state greek life is dead as fuck.

>>22926448
You’re not a European king dumbass

>>22926312 (OP)
everyone in the south are related...so when you find someone who is not family related you hurry up and marry them

>>22926355
I went to Georgia southern from 2009-2014, after the

>>22926472
I am the king. You're a peasant retard.

>>22926468
its supposed to make you stand out. not everyone is supposed to do it.

>>22926453
> Are these dudes actually funny?
Probably by Southern girl standards. Idk. I don’t get along with Southerners really well.

>>22926462
It doesn’t work in the Rust Belt, Appalachia, Midwest, Rockies, or West Coast, or in cities like Philadelphia and New York.

>>22926433
>Look I just want to go to the bar with my tits hanging out and be left alone. jfc

>>22926465
Florida isn’t Southern so

>Plays college football
>University educated
>Good style in clothes
>Above 6 ft tall
>Strong
>Full head of hair

I dont get it. Why does it surprise you he has a girl?

>>22926477
>Probably by Southern girl standards. Idk. I don’t get along with Southerners really well.
Why?

>>22926475
King of knuckle dragging morons maybe

>>22926471
Ok? Nobody said anything about Greek Life bro.

>>22926442
Yes I give a fuck that the best thing I have going for me is vidya. That's what it is. Should I act happy with a single mom roasty using me as a flex that she's got a beta simp on a leash? I'm a loser right? So if I try what will I get? What I described is what I'll get I'm sure you'll agree. Is that fucking worth it you dumb fuck?

>>22926482
That's right. I'm the king. You're a peasant licking my boots.

>>22926479
You’re not Southern, Juan

>>22926481
Southerners are really cliquish and the men can be kinda childish and girly. They also seem to think I’m really aggressive and confrontational. I’m from Scranton, Pennsylvania and spent most of my life around New York so I guess that’s why.

>>22926480
You can get an online college degree from alabama, get leg lengthening to reach six feet, get a hair transplant or a wig , lift once a week and eat mcdonalds all day, buy khakis and polo from walmart to get a girl like that

>>22926477
>it works I did it
>actually it doesn't work in places I haven't been
???
enlighten us on the outfits men should wear in the midwest, rust belt and appalachia that get women.

>>22926480
> he doesn’t
> probably, not even guaranteed
> like a kid in an Easter photo or a Dad on a boating trip is good style?
> true
> maybe somewhat
> true

So 2-4 of these are true and those are true for a lot of guys that can’t get girls as hot as this.

>>22926489
He thinks all girls like guys that look like pic rel
>what he doesn’t realize is those chicks are all BPDs with haunted wombs, SSRI addictions, and body counts in the triple digits

>>22926487
>Southerners are really cliquish and the men can be kinda childish and girly.
Give an example?
Southern dudes are passive aggressive and get jealous easily , that jealousy aspect of southern boys is similar to indians and hispanics, they get jealous if youre more successful than them and if you try to fuck their women but their women give it up easy and end up fucking you

>>22926391
>Its the modern way of meeting and dating women,
Which is why it's going so well for you, right?

>>22926489
I have been there. I’ve lived in like a dozen places. The Rust Belt and Appalachia just don’t have that preppy standard. Sure, there might be tiny circles of girls in Pittsburgh or Cincinatti suburbs or something who like it but most of the girls aren’t exactly yuppies themselves and so aren’t looking for a guy that dresses like one.

If you’re in small town/city fly over America, you should probably dress like any young hot country music star and if you’re in one of the bigger cities in flyover America you should probably dress like that plus someone who has some money.

Women do not love men. Women love children. Women see men as their access to children

okay so this board is just a pro-normie board now? Trump II must have really scrambled some shit around here, what the fuck happened
if i wanted to glaze dumb southern frat boys i'll just go on facebook

>>22926487
>I'm actually a northeasterner
The worst people to deal with on vacation. A far higher ME culture, impolite, etc.
Always had good interactions with my southern brothers and leafs

>>22926391
What this anon said:
>>22926493
You must be some faggot zoomer to immediately jump to the "ok boomer lol" defense instead of trying to justify playing a losing game like dating apps.

>>22926497
Canadian retards are the worst to deal with.

>>22926492
I don’t even know dude. They’re just weird about being Southern and the South and I’ve seen them form little cliques inside of bigger friend groups that gossip and conspire. It’s really all very gay. More common is them just behaving girly or childish. Like they’ll be really prissy about their appearance or some other girly shit that they take grievance with you for. The whole hard Southern farm boy thing is a meme. They exist but there’s a lot more spoiled sheltered suburban bratty boys in the South.

>>22926497
Well you’re probably from California or some fucked up backward state like Minnesota or Connecticut so what do you know? Nothing.

>>22926312 (OP)
He looks like Donald Trump lol!

>>22926500
Theyre basically Spics in the blue collar workforce, they snitch on you to the manager to get you fired if you're not a spic

>>22926437
Do I turn into a whore if I drink whore milky?

>>22926349
So weird seeing David on memes. I do admit his Jos. A. Banks ads were hilarious.

>>22926486
>What you lookin at wite boi

>>22926491
>tatted
>wife beater
>man bun
What does this have to do with preppy?

>>22926494
just complete nonsense. except boots, men should be wearing boots.

>>22926507
A lot of hot girls fuck muscular bald men like pic related

>>22926508
I immediately assume you we shitposting and thought you were posting buck angle.

>>22926330
>>22926327
>>22926317
>itt: spergs

>>22926507
Nothing. It’s the exact opposite. That’s what I’m saying. Quality men go for preppy men, not men that look like that.
>t. My wife says only fags get tattoos and she’s not wrong

>>22926511
>Quality men go for preppy men,

>>22926499
you've never met the final boss then, the bostonian.
Leafs are like cousins, but very passive, its too much.

>>22926501
I'm from michigan and traveled. you're from scranton kek.
I stay away from women from the midwest who came back from cali after a residence there, something in cali fucks them up weird.

>>22926512
*women, lmao

>>22926312 (OP)
It is common but you'd know that if you went outside.

>>22926487
>I’m from Scranton, Pennsylvania and spent most of my life around New York so I guess that’s why.
Have you ever considered it’s because you’re an asshole?

>>22926368
It's a southern upper-class thing.

>>22926513
>something in cali fucks them up weird
its the entire mutt millennial generation of "white" dudes named josh with last names like hernandez and gonzales
the girls you knew probably all dated guys named some shit like "steve rodriguez" but he has gauges in his ears and skateboards
she probably didn't even realize steve was mexican because she only met his mom

>>22926514

>>22926518
LOL.

>>22926425
They do though. Also women fuck animals so what's your point?

>>22926519
I see a camel toe…. Nice… looks like she has a massive clam

>>22926516
Yeah but I’m not. I’m actually pretty nice back home.

>>22926518
I'm still insulated from the spic and spic mutts so I have not met them.

>>22926513
> michigan
Dystopian state full of Somalis, blacks, suicidal leftists, and white redneck freaks. About what I expected.

>>22926525
the rich white girls in michignan are pretty hot that like to fuck muscular bald men.

>>22926522
Imagine coming home to your 20 kids and that.

>>22926400
She wants a man who can get his hands dirty. A man who has felt the raw power of a chainsaw in his hands. A man whose side project is an IROC Z-28. Crypto portfolios? Gucci alchemist cologne? A southern baddie craves not these things.

>>22926382
I'm down bad

>>22926388
So you lost. Got it. Whenever someone brings up wife and kids. They lost. Like wowww your wife is over 30?! That is sooo sexy omgg. Omgggg I love post wall mod bod females. My dick is sooo hard now.