Thread 22930927

Admit it. As much as you claim to hate the US military, you would enlist immediately if they let you pilot a mech to defeat Israel's enemies with.

>>22930927 (OP)
Too bad you need a neuralink port in your brain

>>22930927 (OP)
No

>>22930927 (OP)
>you would enlist immediately if they let you pilot a mech to defeat Israel'
keep going my dick is so hard

Did the recruiter say you could be a pilot? Yeah about that, we need you in the infantry.

>>22930927 (OP)
yeah but id march it straight to the white house and blow up all the aipac niggers

>>22930927 (OP)
>Admit it. As much as you claim to hate the US military, you would enlist immediately if they let you pilot a mech to defeat Israel
Yes

>>22930927 (OP)
Ill do a 3 year stint in the Corps just for citizenship lmao.
>t. Zogfantry vet

>>22930927 (OP)
You had me at defeat Israel.

>>22930927 (OP)
I would only join if it is to destroy israel and take America back from the jews.

>>22930927 (OP)
I'm not a child so I don't care about combining two things I do all the time anyways (driving + shooting.) I'd rather be at home with my wife in bed than risking everything to kill in the name of Israel (our foreign controllers, the same people who killed our lord.)

Grow the fuck up

>>22930927 (OP)
>admit it. If the US had mechs we would put women in them for equality
Fuck off with your feminist shit

The future of the military is the same one the inside of your body employed not to turn into the same furry-colors on bread when left out too long.

Immune system, the future of military is bees for eyes and ears, quadripeds tip-tapping internet p2p sticks into the ground, larger vehicles escorted to bring in solar panels and enabling base-building equipment.

>>22930939
I dont hate the US military theyre simple

>>22930928
I'd definitely have 100% sync with my mech

No. They need to start a war of annihilation against the cartels first before I would even consider defeating Israel's enemies.

>>22930941
I dont have any sync with anything

>>22930927 (OP)
well yeah, that would mean the dystopian society has morphed from lame to cool.
I'd totally sell my soul to become a cool cyborg boss battle some rebel group has to fight

"Mechs" are a retarded design.

>>22930927 (OP)
War is gay. Some fat, old, rich politicians make up some convoluted excuse to invade your neighbor. Send your young men to get droned, bombed, and missiled and most of the time they have a second to realize they're hamburger. Wave to the drone as they kill you.

>>22930927 (OP)
yes, i am gundam.

>>22930927 (OP)
To die in a bigger piece of metal? groundbreaking.

>>22930927 (OP)
I'd definitely pilot a mech and turn it on the Israelis.

>>22930928
Better than in my ass

>>22930927 (OP)
>to defeat Israel
Yes

>>22930927 (OP)
No cause I'd probably just end up cleaning the mech's balls until I'm turned into ground beef for israel
I'd rather be an underwater welder

>>22930927 (OP)
Just release a "game" where you spawn as a drone in the middle east and get to fly crash/explode into things.

>>22930952
Don't do it
You'll go insane

>>22930927 (OP)
Mechs wouldn't work, a swarm of drones would fuck it up.

>>22930927 (OP)
> to defeat Israel's enemies with.

we really are just cattle for the evil jews aren’t we?

>>22930956
Where's your patriotism? Haven't you played Helldivers 2? Service guarantees citizenship.

>>22930927 (OP)
i would join the mobile infantry to kill space jews

Stepping on puny humans with my mech feet and squashing them in the palms of my mech hands would be fun for about an hour.

If there’s a draft and an officer comes to take me away I will just shoot myself in the face.

>>22930955
Not if my mech has Tesla armor

>>22930927 (OP)
This is no Zaku boy, NO ZAKU

>>22930927 (OP)
>to defeat Israel's enemies with.
good one i almost didnt catch it

>>22930927 (OP)
American can't designs mech
Even op image are from Japan game.

>>22930927 (OP)
I will never die for jews

Not dying for israel
NDFI

>>22930966
>>22930967
That mentality isn't going to get you very far in life.
Those who bless Israel will be blessed.

>>22930961

You drinking cum son?

>>22930965
the entire mecha genre is based on starship troopers by robert heinlein

>>22930957
>demanding patriotism and service in return for nothing
G I G A L M A O
>inb4 muh citizenship
Economic areas haven't citizenship. Cope.

>>22930950
That's the second impact

>>22930970
Prove it

>>22930970
Lol nope. Just first gundam. Not the entire. And it's only inspired on design a few mech.

>>22930968
"That mentality" doesn't get you droned in a trench. Stay mad.

>>22930965
America buys everything from 3rd party companies anyways

>>22930927 (OP)
>to defeat Israel
You were so close.

>>22930927 (OP)
"You'll be working with state-of-the-art mechs (as ground infantry)!"

>>22930927 (OP)
I might join the side that uses mechs AGAINST pissrael

>>22930927 (OP)
War isn't a movie, death is real

>>22930928
Let's FUCKING go

>>22930970
you're an actual fucking idiot

>>22930927 (OP)
How is that a mech
It's just a more retarded helicopter
This is literal African army tier posturing

>>22930927 (OP)
id rather build my own mech
it would have a big bucket attached made out of an old propane tank with the inner walls covered in spinning blades
then id use its hands to tear the roofs off houses in low income neighborhoods and drop niggers inside

>>22930964
This is good for Japan. They dream will come true and they will sell it to china as well :)

nah Id rather drive this instead

Give me an AC and I'll obliterate Israel in a few days.
>I won't miss

>>22930927 (OP)
I'd die for Israel any day

>>22930988
cool die right now

>>22930927 (OP)
If we have Japan their military back i’d bet we would have seen gundam by now

>>22930927 (OP)
Im tired of society and was considering the army, Im 31 though and have a kid so fuck that. being there for my son is more important.

>>22930973
>>22930974
>>22930982
you niggers have never read books so i'm sure thematic connections are beyond your kenning, so i won't bother trying to argue

>>22930927 (OP)
I’m only joining if it’s Gypsy Danger exactly and I get a hot Asian QT to pilot it with

>>22930993
Do you cum in her ass to sync with her?

>>22930992
>told to prove
>makes a strawman
>doesn't prove it
Cool thanks dude

>>22930988
same, imagine loving muslim sandniggers. i would do it for free.

>>22930985
>sell it to china

uh oh, pic very related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y61WERv7-YM&list=PLu-8rNf-Kdza7eo_mJMBD8AVGjZzbk3KE&index=5

>>22930992
Heinlein doesn’t even predate mecha manga in Japan, chief. You are on a board which requires reading to participate and you accuse others of what you know deep inside is true of yourself. Electric Octopus was a manga that came out during WW2 and depicted a giant walking robot with a human pilot

>>22930927 (OP)
They don't even need to invent mechs, I'd join in a heartbeat if they let me fly a fighter or an attack helicopter.

>>22930928
and?
I already had brain surgery it ain't no big deal.

>>22930994
We can only hope those nerds at Lockheed thought of that

>>22930927 (OP)
just so your data wranglers can get my opinion, I absolutely would not

>>22930999
They let niggers do that so you should be good

>>22930985
Israel already sold our mech blueprints to China.
Looks a bit janky

>>22931004
that's obviously a genetically engineered giant cyborg.

>>22930927 (OP)
Go back to redd*t and kill yourself

>>22931004
One of those legs is a missile and it has a pair of nigger arms holding a bag of money. Like Mickey Mouse niggers arms. Why?

>using trillion-dollar boondoggle brigade sent packing, first, by rice farmers, then, illiterate goat-fuckers with AK's
>the Jetsons future is upon us

>listen up recruit!! you need to be 100% in sync with your partner, you will live together, eat together, bathe together, sleep together to get there
>are you man enough to serve your country?
well, are you /pol/?

>>22930927 (OP)
>let you pilot a mech to defeat Israel
This is the way.

>>22931009
How about we call it even and put ALL of you to the sword? would that be ok ackmed?

>>22931003
I actually got a helicopter offer when I was just out of high school but my parents guilt tripped me out of taking it with "you don't want to die for Bush" and "they're lying, you'll really end up peeling potatoes" (later found out that was bullshit, the Army was desperate as fuck for anybody who could score high enough on ASVAB to fly) stuff. Way too old now and as for the AF you basically have to go to the Academy which is a totally political thing if you want to fly fighters.

GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT CHUDJI!

>>22930928
>Too bad you need a neuralink port in your brain
This. mark of the beast

>>22931004
>pikmin 2 final boss

>>22930927 (OP)
I was already in the US Navy, deployed on a ship that could launch helicopters/VTOL aircraft, along with partially sinking its stern and opening its welldeck to launch amphibious craft. This ship also carried 3500 marines and they could be offloaded in very short order with built in air support. The ship was covered in guns, anti air missiles and two CIWS phalanx guns to shoot projectiles down (it was my job during general quarters to reload one of them in battle)
It wasnt shaped like a japanese robot but if you just want to ride on the deadliest tech on the planet you already can

>>22931017
Could it stop torpedos

>>22930928
>Too bad you need a neuralink port in your brain
Mission Accepted.

>>22931018
yes the Navy was and is currently aware of the existence of torpedos and submarines
my ship was a flagship and we had an escorting fleet whose job it was to look for sneaky little shits lurking around

>>22930928
>have something good
>make it gay
Why are they like this

>>22931010
Only way your mech can power up is if you're right between her legs, balls deep and throbbing hard to rev her engine.

>>22930927 (OP)
Ngl they'd get me too. But getting the ejection seat activated by a motorized bunny suit with hacking abilities is frightening.

You guys are conveniently skipping over the real robot stage of mecha development which happens to be the coolest

>>22930927 (OP)
Lol, you will only become a pawn front.

>>22931020
But if the ship wasn't a part of an envoy, can it stop a torpedo?

>>22930927 (OP)
>Osprey mecha
LOL

>>22931026
stop as in tank a hit from one? it wouldn't be pretty
if youre asking did we have anti torpedo/early detection capability, of course

>>22930927 (OP)
>propaganda showing mechs, magic and futuristic tech
>join
>get stationed in the desert in some rundown tents
lol, sign your rights away, goy, you dont deserve them

>>22930927 (OP)
admit it, your premise is a devious way to make the idea that the US army serves pissrael as an absolute truth.

>>22931009
Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
This guy's been talked about for years, Are people still talking about this guy?
This creep? That is unbelievable
I can't believe you're asking a question on Epstein at a time like this, when we're having some of the greatest success, and also tragedy with what happened in Texas.
It just seems like a desecration

>>22930927 (OP)
no, though i would enlist if they let me pilot a mech to defeat israel with

nigger

>>22931031
translation
>OMG YAMETEEE STOBBIT STOB STOB DONT TALK ABOOT EGGDICK NO IM NOT GONNA IMPLICATE MYSELF IN ZIONIST SEX ENTRAPMENT BLACKMAIL LOL BONDI GET OVER HERE AFTER YOU CLEAN MY CUM OFF YOUR ASS AND TELL THESE PEOPLE TO FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN HURRY!!!

>>22930927 (OP)
No. Would not. Fuck off with that shit.

>>22930945
yeah everyone knows we are skipping that and moving straight to the timeline with cyborgs, which are the real deal

Ok, but I'm gonna pull a shinji on lujan.

>>22930927 (OP)
>Admit it. As much as you claim to hate the US military, you would enlist immediately if they let you pilot a mech to defeat Israel
Yes

>>22931036
lujan can get a pile bunker in her soft pink butthole

>>22930927 (OP)
Imagine a good old american bred soldier rocking this mech killing goatfucking muzzies. That would be such kino

I will save the world with Ayanami!

no

"you get to feel super cool and awesome, but only if you do what WE tell you to do"
chastity cage bullshit
i don't understand how people could feel powerful when they're not in control

>>22930927 (OP)
I'd throw Bibi off a high railing somewhere

>>22930927 (OP)
I would join the military if I wasn't fat and retarded.