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What will you tell God?
Imagine yourself after you die standing at the gates of heaven in front of God. He's holding papers of all the bad things you did.

>Anon, you said nigger 14,587 times of 4chan. What do you have to say for yourself?

How do you respond?
Anonymous United States No.22931560 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Is probably just laugh, I’m clearly hallucinating
Anonymous United States No.22931561 [Report] >>22931569 >>22931580 >>22931642
>>22931559 (OP)
Believe it or not, but there is not a single verse in the entire Bible that specifically calls the Jews or the tribe of Judah God’s chosen people. This misconception comes from the fact that the Jews of today have declared themselves to be Israel and not the house of Judah, as the Scriptures rightfully call them.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT_RUdBTlp40hxmp
Anonymous United States No.22931562 [Report] >>22931600 >>22931629 >>22931660
Say nigger 293 more times
Anonymous United States No.22931563 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Why do you need to look at the papers? You should know damn well how many times I said nigger. That's way less!
Anonymous Unknown No.22931564 [Report] >>22931593
https://youtu.be/gL5CrxblRDg
Anonymous United States No.22931565 [Report] >>22931567 >>22931580 >>22931627
>>22931559 (OP)
What makes you think God cares if you call things precisely what they are? certainly doesnt say so in the bible. Further, saying a curse isnt what the judeo-retards tell you it is. fuck shit piss. just words. A curse is something like "you will never amount to anything good" or "I am forever alone"
Anonymous United States No.22931566 [Report] >>22931580
>>22931559 (OP)
“My Heavenly Father, I spread your name much more than the bad that I’ve said. I spread the Word of God and Jesus Christ in hopes others might repent.”
Anonymous United States No.22931567 [Report] >>22931573 >>22931628 >>22931629 >>22931645
>>22931565
Well Im just scared because I have heart failure and I will probably die this year and I think Ive said nigger over 14,000 times here and Im worried that God might send me to hell :(
Anonymous Unknown No.22931568 [Report] >>22931580
>>22931559 (OP)
Shouldn't have given me FREE WILL then
Red Dragon Unknown No.22931569 [Report] >>22931570 >>22931580 >>22931580 >>22931586 >>22931630
>>22931561
It says the Israelites are god's chosen people and the Jews are among them.
THE JUDGE United States No.22931570 [Report]
>>22931569
Yeah but anyone can become an Israelite by eating a cracker, buddy.
Anonymous United States No.22931571 [Report] >>22931631
>>22931559 (OP)
I'll have a lot of questions for him. About my own life. I wanna know where he was in my darker moments.

Also I like how you posted this at exactly 7:20. 720 is a divine number anon...
Anonymous United States No.22931572 [Report] >>22931574 >>22931632
Why would God care about mean words that jews dislike? Where in the bible was it ever said "and thou shalt not do a racism, as it is le bad" when Jesus was openly racist against Samaritans.
Anonymous United States No.22931573 [Report]
>>22931567
Sounds like you're already in deep might as well keep going and then repent during the anointing of the dead.
Anonymous Canada No.22931574 [Report] >>22931580
>>22931572
Jesus was also racist to the Canaanite woman calling her a dog. A lot of what Jesus said would be considered anti semitism by modern standards.
Anonymous United States No.22931575 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Who is he that hideth counsel without knowledge?
Anonymous United States No.22931576 [Report]
bump
Anonymous United States No.22931577 [Report]
I think you're reading the list of good things I've done. Out of curiosity, how many times have you said nigger?
Anonymous Canada No.22931578 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Sure did. Neat. What other words did I say? What was the record? Are there beers in heaven?
Anonymous United States No.22931579 [Report]
Ask to borrow a pen and some paper from the lists he already read. Pass the papers and pen back to the next 5 people. Flip over my paper, it says
>N
Anonymous United States No.22931580 [Report] >>22931589 >>22932010
>>22931561
>>22931559 (OP)
>>22931565
>>22931566
>>22931568
>>22931569
>>22931569
>>22931574
Yahweh and Jesus aren't real you adult children morons
Anonymous Canada No.22931581 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
What are my other slur stats, nigga?
Anonymous United States No.22931582 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
I did what I did. You don't like it? You can kiss my ass.
Anonymous United States No.22931583 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Thanks for the 8 billion shitskins and only 800m whites
Anonymous United States No.22931584 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Nigger.
Anonymous Canada No.22931585 [Report]
>Pulls up rap music on GodVision+

You see dad, they aren't REALLY people to begin with right?
Anonymous United States No.22931586 [Report]
>>22931569
John 8:44
You belong to your father, the devil, and you want to carry out your father’s desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, not holding to the truth, for there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks his native language, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Anonymous Sweden No.22931587 [Report]
>This must be a misunderstanding. I should be far more than that.
Anonymous United States No.22931588 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
>How do you respond?
I plead the blood of Jesus as atonement for my sins.
Anonymous United States No.22931589 [Report]
>>22931580
>adult children morons
Anonymous United States No.22931590 [Report] >>22931635
>>22931559 (OP)
I don't answer to jews.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22931591 [Report]
Don't let anymore of these two in, they're lost.
Anonymous United States No.22931592 [Report] >>22931610
>>22931559 (OP)
I'll tell him his creation was shit and he's a fucking faggot
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22931593 [Report]
>>22931564
Why are you even here? Haven't you realised niggers don't go to heaven?
Anonymous United States No.22931594 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
>/pol/ did this
Anonymous United States No.22931595 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
But what was the context in which I said it?
>Fair enough, moving on...
Anonymous United States No.22931596 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
I really tried, but I couldn't find you.
Anonymous Canada No.22931597 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
nigger
Anonymous United States No.22931598 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Your Son promised if I believed Him my sins would be forgiven and I would inherit eternal life in His Kingdom.
Well I believe You keep Your promises.
Anonymous Unknown No.22931599 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP).

Your honor, you wouldn't blame me if he stole my bike, because if he were here, he would literally wanna steal heaven from you. That makes us both White, and hate criminal Blacks.
Anonymous Australia No.22931600 [Report]
>>22931562
Kek
Anonymous United States No.22931601 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Saying "nigger" isn't a mortal sin.
The list of Mortal sins is in Matt 19.

What probably happens is you are asked to choose: heaven but you have to lose all your sins in hell, or go whole into hell.
Actually, you probably make this choice while you're alive by not repenting of your sins.
Would you really like to be in a place where you can't sin at all? Most of you chuds would chose hell, and end up with the Baptists and Jews.
Anonymous United States No.22931602 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Genesis 32:30 – “I have seen God face to face, and yet my life is preserved.”

Exodus 33:11 – “The Lord used to speak to Moses face to face, as a man speaks to his friend.”

John 1:18 – “No one has ever seen God.”

Exodus 33:20 – “You cannot see my face, for man shall not see me and live.”
Anonymous United States No.22931603 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Ephesians 2:8-9 – “By grace you have been saved through faith… not a result of works.”

James 2:24 – “A person is justified by works and not by faith alone.”
Anonymous United States No.22931604 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Romans 15:33 – “The God of peace be with you all.”

Exodus 15:3 – “The Lord is a man of war.”
Anonymous United States No.22931605 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Why would a god care about human vocabulary?
Anonymous United States No.22931606 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Matthew 27:5 – “He (Judas)… hanged himself.”

Acts 1:18 – “Falling headlong, he burst open in the middle and all his bowels gushed out.”
Anonymous United States No.22931607 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
John 19:17 – “He went out, bearing his own cross.”

Matthew 27:32, Mark 15:21, Luke 23:26 – Simon was compelled to carry it.
Anonymous United States No.22931608 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
I'm sorry I didn't say it more.
so when do we get to the list of bad things?
Anonymous United States No.22931609 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Yahweh, fuck off, you're genocidal towards every person who isn't in your super special inbred tribe. I get to say nigger once in a while. Eat shit and remain nonexistent.
Anonymous United States No.22931610 [Report] >>22931611
>>22931592
Creation was perfect in the beginning you dumb faggot larpagan
Anonymous United States No.22931611 [Report] >>22931613
>>22931610
>puts tree they can't eat from
>puts snake to temp the woman
>puts woman to temp the man
>ignores inbreeding problem
Anonymous United States No.22931612 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
>you're welcome btw
Anonymous United States No.22931613 [Report] >>22931614
>>22931611
Mating with close kin wasn't an issue back then because the world wasn't as corrupted as it is now. There was no other way for Adam and Eve to populate the world. Their children were fine. Incest and marrying young woman was the norm back then.
Anonymous United States No.22931614 [Report] >>22931615
>>22931613
there isn't enough time for other human races to have developed. It makes zero sense.

Where the fuck are the dinosaurs? They talked about animals alot, never a bronto or pterosaur, just some vague behemoth and leviation mentioned in passing.

You know damn well there'd be tons of paintings and mentions and family crests and metaphors in Song of Songs about dinos
Anonymous United States No.22931615 [Report]
>>22931614
Dinosaurs were just giant lizards and animals people made stories and legends after. Some still exist. Gators, birds, turtles, etc. they were bigger back then.
Anonymous Norway No.22931616 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
"Well, if they were created in your image you didn't exactly give me much choice in the matter, nigger."
Anonymous United States No.22931617 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
>Anon, you said nigger 14,587 times of 4chan. What do you have to say for yourself?
Thanx for lowballing it, dude
Anonymous Canada No.22931618 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
"That low?"
Anonymous Canada No.22931619 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Fuck niggers and fuck kikes. If he is a good God he’ll say based, if not than hell I guess is the based and redpilled place to be
Anonymous Canada No.22931620 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
please forgive me lord.
what the fuck else is their to say he knows you better then you do.
Anonymous Unknown No.22931621 [Report]
Suck my dick, faggot
Anonymous United States No.22931622 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
You shouldnt make images of God and there is no justification. You beg for mercy and forgiveness. God knows our hearts.
Anonymous United States No.22931623 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)

>Anon, you said nigger 14,587 times of 4chan. What do you have to say for yourself?

>How do you respond?

Hey buddy you're the one who made nigs gonna nig not me.
Anonymous United States No.22931624 [Report]
is this the weekend, bros

i think it might be. it's bad.
Anonymous United States No.22931625 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

There, now it's an even number.
Anonymous United States No.22931626 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.22931627 [Report] >>22931636
>>22931565
Saying the word "K!ke" will send you to hell the fastest. You are insulting Jesus every time you think it or say it because he is a Semite.

If you are Christian and you believe in a hell, do not say that word. It will count against you more than the western words that are man made like fuck, shit , cunt and piss. But you still should not say them because it is not proper english, you can not be a christian and be trashy
Anonymous United States No.22931628 [Report]
>>22931567
Repent of your hatred and grudges. Ask The Holy Spirit to help prepare you.
Repenting is really underrated. You feel a weight lifted.
Anonymous United States No.22931629 [Report]
>>22931562
JEJ
>>22931567
Repent and meditate on God's love and mercy
No one is perfect
Anonymous United States No.22931630 [Report]
>>22931569
Rocks can be better children of Abraham too.

Don't forget to bless Abraham and the Muslims, sons of Ishmael, first born of Abraham from that verse in Genesis that you misquote so much.
Anonymous United States No.22931631 [Report]
>>22931571
Pray to Jesus specifically. I've prayed to the Father my whole life and He's been there in a constant way but praying to Jesus in a moment of despair gave me the clearest sign and emotional reaction of my life.
Anonymous United States No.22931632 [Report]
>>22931572
Love others as you love yourself. If you call yourself a nigger then it's probably fine.
Anonymous Unknown No.22931633 [Report] >>22932011
>if god exists he will have to beg for my forgiveness
Anonymous United States No.22931634 [Report]
>"Remember that time Chemosh kicked your ass?"
Anonymous United States No.22931635 [Report]
>>22931590
Think of a cement slab with a hole cut into it. If during judgement and your heart rejects God you fall from a great height and slam into that pit edge before falling in. You feel dispair because you realize everything good like love, hope, joy, relief was laws only associated with God and through free will decided you didn't want it. Now you are stuck with the things not of God and the limiters that numb you are gone.
Anonymous United States No.22931636 [Report] >>22931638 >>22931649
>>22931627
Fucking retarded zionist lies. Do you know what the definition of kike is? It was literally created in America as a name to call the immigrating jews that hated Jesus Christ so much they refused to use x's to sign their names as they were crosses, and used circles instead. Kikel means circle, and thus kike was born. Every single kike goes to hell, because their religion is by its own deifition antichrist, Jesus Christ was and is not the same thing that baby sacrificing jewish kikes are, you are the one committing slander. You do a disservice to Christianity by speaking you absolute dipshit.
Anonymous Canada No.22931637 [Report] >>22932011
>>22931559 (OP)
There is no god. There is only pain.
Anonymous Unknown No.22931638 [Report] >>22931641
>>22931636
They hate their goyslop and they hate the goys

Why is this a surprise?

While you are responsible for stupidly worshiping a rabbi and venerating the chosen jews
Anonymous United States No.22931639 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
>How do you respond?
Send me back, I'm not yet done fighting your toughest battles.
Anonymous United States No.22931640 [Report]
so where's Netanyahu now?
Anonymous United States No.22931641 [Report] >>22931646
>>22931638
How about you stop trying to interpret my religion for me which you dont even believe in. The Bible itself asserts "The jews killed Jesus Christ," thats a direct quote, you cant get more clear cut than that. Rabbis and rabbinical judaism were created hundreds of years after the murder of Jesus Christ, and were founded with the talmud, the holt book of judaism, that condemns Jesus Christ by name. You are an israeli memeflag attempting to turn people away from Christianity by trying to associate it with you lol. What psyop do you recommend, paganism or satanism or athiest or some stupid shit? Fucking glownigger.
Anonymous New Zealand No.22931642 [Report] >>22931647
>>22931561
For goodness sakes, get over yourself. There is no misconception. Everyone who believes in God is literally chosen by God. The word doesn’t mean that they’re somehow vaunted above you, even if they may believe it themselves.
Anonymous United States No.22931643 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
As my soul appears before Him he will decorate me and adorn me with medals for the cointersemetic memes that I have birthed into the earthly realms.
reddit space NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR United States No.22931644 [Report] >>22932037
>>22931559 (OP)

yo wats up god

so i herd

did u really do that flood and shit with noah's ark? we talking the whole earth nigga? got dam.

anyways, yabadaba doo, there aint nothing for me to do up here, send me to hell so i can shove my thumb up satan's butthole
Anonymous United States No.22931645 [Report] >>22931648
>>22931567
nowhere does He forbid our favorite word. He does hate the lie though. in that case, which is worse? calling niggers niggers, or calling them something that you know they are not?
Anonymous Unknown No.22931646 [Report]
>>22931641
>imagine still falling for the Esau gambit

Watch their actions not their words retard.

What is the end result of christianity? You worship jews and venerate their jew origin mythology as the word of god

Gosh some people are just born golems
Anonymous Unknown No.22931647 [Report] >>22931655 >>22931792
>>22931642
WRONG
Anonymous Unknown No.22931648 [Report] >>22931651
>>22931645
He without sin throw the first stone

Now wash negro feet you crypto jew
Anonymous United States No.22931649 [Report] >>22931654
>>22931636
All this work you put into your life, the self moderation and going to church, prayer...yet you will still go to gentile hell.

Ironic.
Anonymous Unknown No.22931650 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
"it seemed like a good idea at the time"
Anonymous United States No.22931651 [Report]
>>22931648
>Worshipping jeet feet is what Christ wants, guys
Shut the fuck up. Indians are Satans creation . Stop perverting the Bible it's a sin.
Anonymous Germany No.22931652 [Report]
"Okay, this is the core question the user has been circling around. After all the raw vulnerability about betrayal, porn struggles, and idolizing fictional heroes—he's finally asking the ultimate ontological question. Not just "does religion help?" but "is Christ fundamentally *real*?" "
Anonymous United States No.22931653 [Report]
SAVE THIS IMAGE BEFORE IT IS SLID.
TRUST. AND THEN MODIFY THE IMAGE AN SPREAD IT.
Anonymous United States No.22931654 [Report]
>>22931649
You dont refute in any way what ive said. All you can do is threaten me with torture from the god of the kikes, aka satan. Make no mistake, he wont win, and as far as my fate goes im a pretty evil person, and should i be damned it would be for good reason. If Jesus Christ really were in the talmudic jewish hell i would leap gleefully to follow him, id rather stand in pain with him than ever align with or aknowledge the authority of kidbutchering jews. With all that said, we will see whos God wins, but I can tell you now Jesus Christ will triumph in the end, and i think you know it. Heil Hitler.
Anonymous New Zealand No.22931655 [Report]
>>22931647
Numbskull, he is justifying his ministry to skeptical Jews and a disobedient church that does not yet quite trust his journey. This is after all the former Saul of Tarsus and he has gone from persecutor of Christians to a link between the Gentiles and the Jews. He is essentially uprooting the entire system by suggesting Christ is the sole purpose of the message, which should breach the Jewish barrier and be shared with the Gentiles.
Anonymous Canada No.22931656 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Can you check those numbers again?
Anonymous Denmark No.22931657 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
I plead the lamb
Anonymous Germany No.22931658 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
YOU'RE RIGHT... I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT...
Anonymous Italy No.22931659 [Report]
Go back to the oven you filthy kike
Anonymous Australia No.22931660 [Report]
>>22931562
/thread
Anonymous Unknown No.22931661 [Report]
I would tell them I'm not interested
and I'm going to Alfheim to kama sutra elves until it's boring, then I'll create my own copy of Gary Gygax's Solar system in my own way

detaching from ego is boring, enlightenment is boring
Anthroposophy twinflame bonding with light elves is more fun
Anonymous United Kingdom No.22931662 [Report] >>22932009 >>22932026
>>22931559 (OP)
I would be the one interrogating god. Whatever I have done pales in comparison to his crimes.
Anonymous (ID: LWdsV76O) United States No.22931792 [Report]
>>22931647
>puts in the text goyim
>memeflag
Kikes aren't sending their best
Anonymous (ID: aHPI2w3y) United States No.22932002 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Please let me die
Ezed (ID: YObtX44l) Finland No.22932009 [Report]
>>22931662
God is good.
There is no source for ethics outside of a religious paradyme. In a determenistic universe you cannot ought do anything else from what has already been predicted
Ezed (ID: YObtX44l) Finland No.22932010 [Report]
>>22931580
The 70 apostles didn't die for a lie.
Xhristos Voskres
Ezed (ID: YObtX44l) Finland No.22932011 [Report]
>>22931633
God is all powerfull
>>22931637
If God doesn't exist then you shouldn't care about pain, nor pleasure. There would be no ought because the universe is determenistic, you cannot change it.
Anonymous (ID: 6ycNpyLy) United States No.22932024 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
>14,587
that's child's play fucking nigger faggot
Anonymous (ID: V0R3nAoF) United States No.22932026 [Report]
>>22931662
let me guess you own a TV and you didn't pay for a license
Ezed (ID: YObtX44l) Finland No.22932037 [Report] >>22932043
>>22931644
Be honest, why did God order a flood?
Anonymous (ID: V0R3nAoF) United States No.22932043 [Report]
>>22932037
the ancient sumarian gods want us dead because humans were a mistake
Anonymous (ID: 1eOXP6BD) United States No.22932061 [Report]
Yahweh and Jesus are real but they are the Trinity of this Era

the last Era the Prophet was called Manu
Aitareya Aranyaka:
"But only in human beings is the Atman [soul] obvious,
for they are equipped with cognition.
They speak what they have understood.
They see what they have recognized,
and know what will exist tomorrow.
They know of this world and of the other.
Through that which is mortal, they strive for immortality.
They are equipped with all this...
such a human being is an ocean.
He partakes of everything in the world,
and still his thoughts go beyond it.
And even if he were to partake of the other world,
his thoughts would also go beyond it.
Anonymous (ID: Uy59XSuZ) United Kingdom No.22932171 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Take me back. I haven't finished fucking all the prossies yet.
Anonymous (ID: XAHtAmK1) United States No.22932447 [Report]
>>22931559 (OP)
Smile and giggle like a retard