Anonymous
7/14/2025, 11:43:32 AM No.22935410
okay, \pol\ first off, assalamalaikum, after months of grueling work i have actually gotten muzlim of the month for 3 months out of the 6 so far. (it's been head to head against shabeeb, the tie breaking month being the last one, i guess he's finally run out of half brothers) (oh, he and i have discovered a loophole in the system, where if you bring, like, quiet and withdrawn children to our imam, he just puts your picture up no questions asked, and shabeeb and i have been bringing our nephews, children of cousins etc to our imam, no questions asked, whoever brings the most gets the muzlim of the month-- no questions asked)
now i am 99 points 9 9 percent sure that one of shabeeb's half mothers is onto him (one of the children that was brought to our imam was her child) and now all of a sudden she is making shabeeb's father put a security camera outside of their front door (shabeeb's father will basically do whatever this woman wants, she's the newest wife and it still looks like there's a woman under the niqabe.
therefore, since competing over which supple child is the most withdrawn (less likely to blow the whistle) it might now actually have come to who will be the better muzlime, i.e. i'm assuming dawahe? so can i interest any of you in isssssleeeeeeme? we hate the kikes more than all of you put together, so there's that. oh and i'm going to have you guys that are interested follow a url to our mosque website and put
> بدون أسئلة
in the thing so that the imam can tell who brought you in.
you guys seriously i can't thank you enough for this, jibril told me in a dream that 2025 is going to be my year (of allah) i always interpreted it as a more of an ummahe W but i'll take whatever i can get, i don't give a shit lmao
now i am 99 points 9 9 percent sure that one of shabeeb's half mothers is onto him (one of the children that was brought to our imam was her child) and now all of a sudden she is making shabeeb's father put a security camera outside of their front door (shabeeb's father will basically do whatever this woman wants, she's the newest wife and it still looks like there's a woman under the niqabe.
therefore, since competing over which supple child is the most withdrawn (less likely to blow the whistle) it might now actually have come to who will be the better muzlime, i.e. i'm assuming dawahe? so can i interest any of you in isssssleeeeeeme? we hate the kikes more than all of you put together, so there's that. oh and i'm going to have you guys that are interested follow a url to our mosque website and put
> بدون أسئلة
in the thing so that the imam can tell who brought you in.
you guys seriously i can't thank you enough for this, jibril told me in a dream that 2025 is going to be my year (of allah) i always interpreted it as a more of an ummahe W but i'll take whatever i can get, i don't give a shit lmao
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