i cant poop normally without using the vagina trick anymore

i just remembered what that was and now i want to forget it again ty op grotty hoe

>>22936405 (OP)
>the vagina trick
please do not elaborate

in the silent morning, the muesli beckons
ripe fruit flesh sliced with gentle hands
aqua torrent bequeathed in crystal vessel
an offering given to corpus and coprolite
rhythms coax a stillness into soft motion
the queen returns to her alabaster throne

>>22936505
:o

>>22936405 (OP)
>>22936421
Actually, please do elaborate.
I need your magic.

>>22936547
But you don't have a vagina

>>22936527
bathic stichic with a turgid, constipated flow

>>22936547
you can put your fingers in your cooch and push poop along the chute

>>22936976
I find it so funny when some dudes still look at women as "delicate beautiful little flowers" even in the face of some shit like this LMAO!

>>22936992
turns out everybody is a filthy degenerate monkey
except me, of course

>>22936992
just jealous bc you struggle pooping and i dont

>>22936405 (OP)
keep up the important work

>>22937282
real

I own a wife. Imma ask her if this is a real thing. Women are so gross. No wonder so many men are going gay with trannies.

your wife is your partner
you do not own her

>>22937613
No she's not and yes I do. All women are property.

>>22937590
>>22937618
i don't understand you

>>22937618
Nah I don't think that's how it worse. There's always gonna be a Tony to protect the Carmela's so it doesn't really matter what you think. You think you gonna boss Carmela around? You really think that? Lmao!

>>22937618
You know, even if you do find yourself a Carmela-Without-A-Tony it doesn't matter. Because Carmela-With-A-Tony will be all like
>Tony I don't like what airsoftfatty (you) is trying to do with Carmela-Without-A-Tony. He's mistreating her. What if Carmela-Without-A-Tony was meadow? Do you want airsoftfatty bossing meadow around?
Naturally Tony isn't even listening but he heard your name and Carmela-With-Tony wants you taken care of so you don't abuse Carmela-Without-A-Tony because she reminds Carmela-With-Tony of meadow and Tony's got too much shit going on to argue about it so he's just gonna get Paulie walnuts to shoot you in the dick and be done with it.

You ain't no Tony. You ain't even a Chrishy.

>>22937836

>>22937838
It's okay Carmela-Without-A-Tony, Carmela-With-A-Tony cares about you so by extension you have the protection of Tony.

You gonna be alright.

>>22937838
And you know what? Even though you're a Carmela-Without-A-Tony officially, Carmela-With-A-Tony cares for your plight. So in a way, you're almost a Carmela-With-A-Tony, even though you are a Carmela-Without-A-Tony

Carmelas and Tonys, churrin. It breaks down to Carmelas and Tonys. Thats the brass tacks.

>>22937846
phew

>>22937637
Stop trying to and you'll get it.
>>22937833
>>22937836
Holy meds

>>22937618
hippity hoppity

imagine being with someone who calls you property
poor woman

I have returned with information. Yes women indeed know about this and she looked at me like I had been given some forbidden arcane knowledge. Which I feel like I have. The weight of knowing is heavy. I wish I never knew women could be this foul.

>>22938243
shit...

>>22938251
that is the topic of discussion

>>22938243
wait until you learn what they can do with their fallopian tubes

>>22938243
lol