Times you felt like Superman

>>22938973 (OP)
never once in my entire life.

When I stormed the US capitol

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>>22942059
Stop spamming that picture of a cock with shit smeared on it you disgusting fuck.

the first time i tried coke... and then i find out how dangerous that shit really is for the average idiot.

>>22942090
coke is way better than eating also one line can kill you

I thank God I'm poor

>>22942092
im poor too, but i was living in argentina, and well you know... peruvian friends, bolivian friends... going party was really ''party'' then

i had tard strength for a long time
one tiem i did like an ultrakill parry in real life, this guy threw a ball at me & i punched it back at like twioce the speed
it felt so satisfying
for a split second i felt the full strain of the moving ball from my middle knuckle down to my feet
i threw my weight into the punch and the ball absorbed it & flew back, it was perfect

>>22942101
that sounds book worthy man stand by me with cocaine 12 yer olds or sum

>>22942090
>>22942092
>>22942101
>>22942107
eheheh

When I punched a guy who was intimidating me in my own student accomodation and his head exploded (cut on his head). Still got arrested.

>>22942171
i gotta get into college man
fuck

>>22942172
You can do it! Lots of societies and people your age! You'll be a champ on campus.

One time I was walking, there was a lot of parks and greenery where I was, I was on this grassy path in some really nice kind of old fashioned looking suburb, the path sort of turned into to hill a bit and there was these big dips, the path was really uneven and as I was walking on it, the air precipitation changed the air became incredibly fresh smelling and feeling, and it seemed like the air started to lessen and it started to feel like I was literally entering outerspace a bit (because like scientifically the ozone felt like it was weakening or something or how it feels to fly close to outerspace I imagine) I felt really heavy, like noticeably so. Then suddenly, my eyesight went back to 20/20 vision on it's own it was amazing. As I walked I felt incredibly heavy, weighted down, but I felt very strong too because I could still move forward. It reminded me of Superman, because that's sort of how his powers are supposed to work, the earth's atmosphere is different from krypton. It didn't last that long but it was a truly mystifying experience. A little on the supernatural side.

Of course the 20/20 vision didn't last very long but longer then a minute or a few seconds. Some background info, I had actually been walking and traveling around the entire surrounding area of the place I live trying to find clear, and fresh air, I became quite good at it, and I found clear fresh air many times. This one particular occasion had to have been some of the clearest and freshest (but like it literally spelt like I was entering outerspace slowly) it was a little scary, I got scared and thought I was going to suffocate or float away into space.

>>22942179
ty anon

Eugh