Okay so I finally bought some garloids from the halal aisle like you guys said. Been boiling this one since 9AM, house smells insane. Not sure if it’s supposed to inflate like this or if I got a dud. Should it be making a hissing noise? Do I peel it before serving or just bite through the casing?
Garloid veterans please respond.

(Pic related: ~3 hours in)

>>22941656 (OP)
Did you remember to remove the intestines?
I suspect it's not halal - those muzzies sell off-market counterfeits so you probably have one of the kosher duds, hence the hissing.

It depends where you got it from. If it raised properly, and not be some fucking twat giving it tap water, it should be fine. Hissing noise is normal, so the brown discharge we can see in the water. As a rule of thumb, give it an hour to boil for every pound it weighs. This looks like a three or four pounder, but could be hard to tell. There's not real etiquette for eating it. Some people swear by squeezing it's innards gently till it's basically mush inside, and and then just sucking all the goodness out of its hole. Did you get it from a local farmer or is it a Hentons?

>>22941656 (OP)
Did you tickle it first before dropping in the pot.

>>22941656 (OP)
Bro your a monster. How can you cook the best friend you ever had like that???? Are you a crazy asain, serving your garliod bestie with your family dog?????

>>22941658
thanks anon

fucking cringe meme kys

im vegetarian and dont eat garloids. they have feelings too you know. fucking murderer.

>>22941662
All memes in 2025 are just Pavlovian replies. Nothing smart or funny just "I saw that post and image therefore I am obligated to reply this way"
god I hate zoomers

>>22941662
Thanks for the input, I'm sure you've been here long enough for you opinions on memes to matter.

>>22941664
Nice garloid

>>22941666
You know what you have to reply with when you see that image dog. Bark for me

>>22941667
You sound like you spend a lot of time trying to be edgy on discord.

>>22941668
No I am just not some loser NEET pushing his retarded off topic Pavlov dog meme

>>22941669
How do you explain this
>>22941664

all of you faggots that treat garloids like this and eat them will burn in hell.

>>22941670
How is that edgy NEET?

>>22941672
Read what you wrote. You're a blind idiot who hypocritically fucked up his rhetoric lmfao.

>>22941673
I read it. Tell me how it is edgy NEET?

>>22941674
I didn't say that. I'm focused on "pushing his retarded off topic Pavlov dog meme"

Go back to your initial post. Look at the file name. Look at the topic of what you wrote about. Look at your response to me.

You are pushing your retarded off topic pavlov dog meme. You became what you sought to destroy.

I can tell you're young or stunted in some way. Please go outside and take care of yourself.

>>22941656 (OP)
garloids like to frolic take xher out of the pot and place xher in a meadow

>>22941675
>I didn't say that.
>You sound like you spend a lot of time trying to be edgy on discord.
How was the post I made edgy NEET?

>>22941677
Let it go. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>510467501

>>22941678
>retard NEET fucks up calling my post edgy and is now backtracking cause he fucked up
I accept your concession you jobless loser

>>22941679
Thanks for the bumps.

>>22941656 (OP)
>reported to the Humane Society for cruelty.

You are dead kiddo.

>>22941680
I haven't bumped a single time nu fag

>>22941682
sage goes in all fields

>>22941683
I accepted your concession we are all good

>>22941684
I found that I can keep you here for as long as I stay here. I'm not leaving.

>>22941664
too soon

>>22941685
see previous post

>>22941686
good dog

>>22941664
are you aware of the irony of you saying that and including that picture? too soon man

>>22941688
The image was part of my point and an example of what I am talking about you low IQ brownoid

>>22941689
that’s an old millennial meme and you’re trying to make a point about zoomers. common millennial self own zoomer w once again

>>22941690
>that’s an old millennial meme
Nope. I hope you are aware the oldest zoomer is 30 now

>>22941690
>>22941691

post a garloid

>>22941692
I accepted your concession already we are good

Can the two mutts just kiss already?

>>22941693
Trust me I know. You're my bitch. You can't leave even if you wanted to.

>>22941695
see previous post

>>22941656 (OP)
>eating stuffed butthole
shiggy diggy, lmao even

my work here is done. Eat shit and die NEET OP

>>22942016
So how do you cook your garloids

My grandmother always said to soak them in milk for an hour before you cook them, I don't know what that's supposed to do though.