What do I do? I want her to stay and I'm scared that ICE is going to snatch her and deport her back to Argentina.

>>22943196 (OP)
Tracking IP....ICE drone inbound.

>>22943196 (OP)
'fraid she's gotta go, son.

>>22943196 (OP)
The answer is obvious: marriage visa
But most likely this story is fake

>>22943196 (OP)
you don't have a girlfriend. waste of thread

>>22943196 (OP)

>>22943198
But I don't want her to go! I want her to stay!

>>22943196 (OP)
"Its anal or ICE"

>>22943196 (OP)
Be a man and marry her then

>>22943202
I know that feel anon, if you truly want her to stay you have to marry her and asap.

Also make sure she knows you will report her to ICE if she ever leaves you. Make sure she knows if she isn't your dumb little whore whenever you want shes going back.

Blumpf amnesty bro, she's good

>>22943196 (OP)
They don't deport them right away op.
They throw them in jail for a bit 1st, min. 1/3 of a year. And if she hasn't rotted, been rayped to ded or anheroed, then she'll get deported and banned from US for min 10 years. And you'll be black booked for assisting a fugitive, when not immediately charged.
>Oh, Brave New World!
I can only hope you voted for this as well.

>>22943202
Just marry her, she will love you and you will be happy. Look don't listen to what anyone else here says getting married is the most essential part of any mans life. Go live your live and fuck what anyone else things bro.

>>22943206
Drumpf keeps vacillating between mass deportations and letting regular immigrants stay. All depends on who talked to him last.

>>22943196 (OP)
ICE her sexy little ass
Collect reward
Go back to hellhole third world to save wife
Save wife
Illegally immigrate back to the u.s. when a.o.c. becomes president and reap the social justice payouts

>>22943196 (OP)
>Argentina
Just letting you know OP, Argentinian women are massive promiscuous sluts and she took at least 1000 nigger dicks before meeting you

>>22943210
He could just marry her and get the same rewards with far less effort. He could even write a book about how he hid her in the attic like ann frank while ICE wanted to capture her for medical experiments and no one on the Left would challenge him, he could write a book and never have to work.

>>22943207
>>Euro actual thinks America functions
I always find this hilarious how Europeans think that breaking the law gets you in jail in America.

>>22943212
https://archive.is/yON3r
random article from yesterday

>>22943209
KEK

>>22943213
He probably pissed off the wrong person, maybe he cut some ICE guy off in traffic. I'm serious what happens to you in this country depends entirely you on who you manage to befriend or offend. Let me put it this way in the same way that Jimmy Saville got to do whatever he wanted because he knew the queen is basically how local politics function in the US, where every county is essentially it's own country. Law has very little to do with who gets arrested.

>>22943196 (OP)
How old is she? She's going to get fat at some point anyway

>>22943216
She's Argentinian.
Obviously she's gonna suffer from inflation.

>>22943196 (OP)
Anal for your silence. Quid pro quo.

>>22943217
Built peasant women are based, having multiple wives who are built like fridges is the way of the Hyperborean

>>22943200
This is the case. Illegals usually date one of their own

>>22943196 (OP)
Call an immigration lawyer you fucking retard. Why are you asking 4chan?

>>22943196 (OP)
>>22943202
Too bad, you have to follow her back to Guatemala

>>22943199
Yeah except n the OP's mental exercise with that expired visa there is no fucking way they are getting a change of status, especially in these times.

>>22943199
It’s fake

Fake as the news and fake statistics on your tv and the women calling you the bad guy because the real statistics are pay to see only

>>22943205
>>22943208
>marry
>expired visa
doesn't work like that anymore, she would need to leave the country and apply for K1, which might get denied

ICE should deport her and rape her too

>>22943196 (OP)
I'll do you one funnier - my naturalized citizen SEAmonkey wife just asked me for a divorce after two decades together - she doesn't know that i know that she committed a federal crime in march by offering transport to two of her illegal alien friends to cash out a lotto ticket, and she took money for the ride. I expect divorce court is going to be a fun ride with that going on in the background.

Girlfriend nonsense is not a /pol/ topic.

>>22943196 (OP)
WALLED

>>22943227
Have you learned your lesson boomer?

>>22943196 (OP)
call it in
she gets sent back
you get money
use that money for new gf

>>22943196 (OP)
If you're White you deserve to be beaten for betraying your race, of you're not White it's time to move to Argentina with her; renounce your citizenship as well.

>>22943196 (OP)
no more LatinX pussy for you anon

>imagine getting cock blocked by this fat old boomer

>>22943196 (OP)
Sex with Isabela Moner

>>22943196 (OP)
Tell her to give you the ass or you call ice on her

>>22943196 (OP)
Isabela is so cute!

>>22943202
kill yourself and her like romeo and juliet.

>>22943236
The cutest!

>>22943230
still going through it all. the timing is dictated by another task that is expected to take about a year to complete. life is pain