Elon's anime AI gf secular bullrun edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Alternate Investing
https://brickfact.com/blog/guides/investing-in-lego
https://www.tresna.co.uk/blog/rarest-bmx-bikes.htm
https://nerdacity.co.uk/blog/essential-tips-for-funko-pop-collecting-and-investing

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://bad-dragon.com

>Anons in trouble
https://www.crsgh.com/blog/object-stuck-in-your-rectum-why-prompt-medical-care-matters
https://www.psychiatry.org/patients-families/suicide-prevention

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>>22937818

>>22944713 (OP)
kill your fucking self tiny white pecker cuckold goonhitler

clean clean clean clean clean the snorp

this will be the thread. canadian baker has been a stalwart. i've decided.

morning everyone. i guess. dreamed about wrestling, not just doing it, being on a team, helping others, teaching and learning, victory and defeat. it was pretty good.

thinking about how much i miss you, how sad i am you're drifting away. but also glad you're posting on /pol/ less. that's important for you, leaving that place behind. you and me both need you out of there, look how much stress a small dose caused me. you take that in daily babe.
still not sure what is real, who you really are, and i guess you want things that way for now. that hurts most i think, of all the takeaways from yesterday.
want to focus today on the market, but i don't think biotech will recover all it needs to in one day even if it does have an up day, and btbt is up a good deal in the premarket but not to where i want to sell it, so it's just gonna be a day of watching numbers change. i suppose a good day for art and music and other pursuits.
wanna thank lego-anon for the supportive and kind replies last thread. needed them.

let me check my heart - yep - still in love babe. not sure what your plan or intentions are but you can still exploit that for your benefit. want to comfort you and heal you and be your man.

and one thing that just came to my mind. things went bad for me yesterday, but the trigger for it all was i thought you were in trouble and needed me. i don't know even now if i was right or wrong about that, but i want you to understand that. i would endure any humiliation and do everything in my power to help you babe. you're my special girl and it's my pleasure to do so. i want to be your knight in shining armor. and my favorite post was one that came after all the pain, i want only you, want for only you. that's the truest thing i've ever written you. i still remember the good times we've had, the brilliant things i've seen you write, the changes and growth i've seen come from you reading what i write, the gestures of kindness, and i love you for it. that's enough for me to know how special you are and that you're right for me. still searching for what i need to do to prove the same to you. listening to one of our songs, know i post it a lot now but it speaks to me a lot.
have a good day princess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfiDDIOE2YM

I'm selling my jepi to buy schd.

Flood causing, president shooting, globohomo thread.

>>22944858
Why would the globo not be my home and I'm not a homo of the globo? Your whole nation is based on migration. You are the globohomos.

You niggers split threads?

in profit at the moment between those two bad trades. optimistic that today rallies even more. lot of risk on and want to trim it, but also feeling a little greedy and like i'm positioned to make a lot. still pondering things, expect prices to rise a lot today and trying to keep my conviction so that i can make a large profit.

i'm willing to forgive you for the ways you wronged me babe. and for the mistakes you've made. you might not see things that way but i certainly do, and i think as time goes on you'll come around and understand. you have the confidence and naivete of youth still, don't have the empathy muscles built up yet. not trying to be harsh either. just things i know about you. i know you've forgiven a lot from me, probably past your limit too. but i'm asking you to raise that limit more. i'm seeking your forgiveness, i have no problem forgiving you right now, and it won't be the last time. and the things i said that were foolish will not be the dumbest things i do. nor do i expect you to be done with your folly, that's being human. i know i've done wrong, but i also know it's how the other person feels more than what you've done. the perception of wrongdoing is the same thing as actual wrongdoing to the person hurt. to make a relationship work though you have to be willing to forgive, you have to see past the flaws, because everyone has them, and see the good in someone, see something you value that's worth putting up with their nonsense. you know by now that's where i'm at for you. need you to get to the same place. understand you're having a hard time because you're conflicted about what was the most important thing in your life for a long time. i'm looking to replace that for you. i can't promise to fix the country like you want, but i can promise to fix your life. might not live up to it but i'll always try and i'll never betray your confidence in me. i want to be your "you" candidate. i love you babe.

>>22944906
You always know when a op baker comes and complains about this shit that they a control freak faggot ass nigga. who gives a fuck!

>>22944961
I wish somebody would just kill this nigga or a train should hit him or a airplane should fall out of the sky and hit him on the head.

>>22944963
I'm not that OP. In fact, that guy is a fag trying to inject his political asspain into the OP and too much of a retard to hit F5 before hitting post. I'm just shocked you dipshits STILL manage to split threads when we're moving at 1 post per hour.

Anyway, what the fuck was that?

Somebody poop their pants?

closed those trades for +250. was up 500 just a few seconds ago but got scared at this dump. is what it is but folly turned into profit. am going to try to be more careful going forward. as it is, buying 1 share of qus and a little bit of wkey with the winnings, keeping a little bit of cash in case i get in a jam again.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT LADS
(opened a short just in time I already closed less than a minute later, so fucking back btw) BUT WHAT WAS THAT

bought 100 labu @ 64.22, just sold 200 @ 64.83

>>22945043
sold for small profit

Just a little stop loss - 1dte vibe check.

bought 70 tqqq @ 83.325

Putting Jerome to bed.

>>22945060
took the loss. -70 dollar not sure what's happening.

>>22945061
ah. thanks.

250 sqqq @ 19.465

>>22945061
RIP my nigga J-rome. I'll never forget the memes.

scammed both ways here. not closing, consider this bearish. they might deny the rumor though. not taking rates into account, thinking this will anger tptb who will dump the market to show their displeasure.

>>22945081
sold for another loss, he just said he wouldn't fire him... upset now but still made money today, but i'm going to stop because i'm getting scammed and emotional now. making some tea, stepping back while i'm still ahead.

WOAH BLACK BETTY

that's trading i guess. yesterday i was down huge, this morning up huge, settled for a modest profit. ups and downs. victories and defeats. hope somebody learned a thing or two. reminds me of my wrestling dream.

>>22944713 (OP)
this discount Misa is not even that cute

Sad!

trump says for a 3rd time not to think about jeffrey and that y'all were duped (don't think about who did the duping)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

I can't believe Trump is firing Jerome. Do you think he's gonna do the Apprentice "YOU'RE FIRED" thing?

Jerome is safe at home.. MM’s or someone in his cabinet leaking fake news. It’s not the first time this has happened..

>>22945146
not sure, and also conflicted about it. know you didn't ask but i'm gonna rant anyways. i think interest rates should be lower, but i don't want to endure the inevitable bear market and calamity that follows, or even risk it. sometimes you just have to make do with an imperfect world. not even sure what the impact of firing powell would be, think it would be very little ostensibly, but the real issue is that the fed is controlled by europe and has extremely strong influence on policy here, and whether this move would be to try to get more domestic influence at the fed and how much, or just put one dovish member on the board, effectively changing one vote which does very little. so ya, i don't know, but i don't think firing a sitting fed guy is the right move.

Im up big on ripple coin

>>22945168
nice. i have a little over 1 effercoin and am finally in profit on it. that's the only crypto i want to hold right now though.

>>22945159
You know, I think the most interesting point you make here is that we can't be caught up in politics if we're playing this game. No matter if your favorite team is in control or not, we're all sailors that have to navigate this fake and gay sea, no matter what the wind and water do.

>>22945171
gotta chase your whale no matter what the winds bring. (end whaling though)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBigLvMyKzU

>>22945176
Kys nigget

gonna buy btbt again, it's a bit higher than where i sold it but eth is running, i'll just use it as a proxy for eth b/c my broker won't let me buy it.

>>22945176
From hell's heart, I stab at thee!

>>22945190
1300 @ 3.819

>>22945192
haven't actually read moby dick... but i see you big brain.

canadian threads had the most loli ops now everyone sides with it?

>>22945211
Lolis look like That??

Love lolis. Hate minorities.

How is everyone’s afternoon going? My roommate/girlfriend accused me of being schizophrenic. I live alone and don’t have a girlfriend so the she can just fuck off.
>>22945138
This is me!

>>22945320
much better today. closing my trades for a net profit helped. and i'm trying to take it easy after a string of really stressful days.
regarding your girlfriend, have you tried shoving her flaws in her face? might make her understand how it makes you feel. actually, no, come to think of it, you should probably forgive her or else she might not come back, or worse sic a bunch of other evil spirits on you to torment you night and day.

gonna make some more tea.
>>22945338
knew i had the right picture for that comment but it took me a minute to find it.

>>22945176
>gotta chase your whale no matter
That's not true. sometimes the whale chases you. So please have your mother stop calling me.

run over a bit on this trade too, but i think it hits $4.00 soon and possibly higher. maybe not today though, but i am gonna stick with this trade, having trouble trading daily volatility at the moment if that's not obvious to everyone, but i think there's a lot to like about eth right now.

>>22945312
This is literally the pro-ccp, pro-immigration, globohomo funded thread that just flooded a bunch of white girls in Texas

>>22945381
starting to work but doesn't matter. going to take a nap, this is not a one day trade. traded very poorly these last few days but somehow it's working out for me. grateful for that. emotionally not well though, friendship and love life giving me horrible mood swings and that is an understatement. fitness though is going amazing, eager to get back to the pool to show off to everyone, but still a little pink on my back. see everyone later with the daily tally.

reminder that trading once you've "made it" is gambling
it's always gambling but just foolish when you have capital to protect

>>22945418
Agreed, that once you made it you should be shifting into wealth preservation mode. Also though by that time you should be experienced enough to have a system that works for you both financially and emotionally. So what might look like gambling to a newbie could be defined as an acceptable calculated risk to someone with more experience.

dreamed i was back at my old elementary school, but i was in my high school math class (still hadn't done the homework) but the teacher was letting everyone off the hook, she almost always did that, assigned a TON of homework but hardly ever collected it, just did it randomly. it did real psychological damage to the lazy kids, all the dread, still dream about that a lot. anyways there were some funny parts too, but the point of the dream there were lions and tigers on campus, some big cat show gone awry, and they were stalking me. so i'm gonna sell this btbt actually, taking it as an omen. might be missing out but if it goes lower, i'll buy more. made $100, buying 1 share of XT and a couple shares of wkey, keeping a little cash.

and a decent day as well. made a lot trading and in the coinbase account also (not pictured). the trading actually obscures how good a day it was, but my broker doesn't calculate realized gains and losses in the daily number. could calculate it i guess, have yesterday's closing number screenshotted... net change of .84%

How much do I need to make it? I only have 32k invested so far

the thing about faggots is... they're faggots

>>22946152
NIGGER

thinking of you right now babe, got time on my hands and longing in my heart. i suppose as long as you're still here and reading there's still a chance for us. and figure if you can forgive donald trump for protecting pedophiles you can forgive me for basically anything. i'm not though, forgiving donald, i'm holding this one against him, especially after all the dirty politricks that he and his side engaged in with it. want apologies and not more lies and rationalizations, that's what the country deserves.
that aside though, i'm really sorry for yesterday, some of the harsh and wrong things i said about you, the blowup i had. don't want you embarrassed in your man. to be fair hardly anyone is reading, but it's your feelings that are important to me and i'm positive i either hurt them or let you down. like i said, that will happen. i'm hoping you learn something from this though, and the aftermath, i am more experienced than you in relationships i think, and i know how to mend things when trouble arises. this situation is a bit more difficult, i've leaned a lot on hugs and kisses i'll be real, but honest discussions and heart-to-hearts are what's needed. not avoidance and punishment. still waiting for you to come back and be with me, that's so important right now to our future. wish you'd choose that path instead of what you're doing. still waiting on an apology from you too, for what happened back in february, how you turned your back on us over a trifle. that wasn't fair and you need to make amends for that, correct your mistake, and get back to loving me. you're a big girl and you've had a lot of time to think about it, hoping you do right by me soon.

>>22946267
>implying Trump is protecting pedophiles.
You got it all wrong. Trump is protecting the investigation into pedophiles.

gonna go on with the trump thing. just because i am mad at him about this doesn't mean i'm suddenly against his policies. and it doesn't mean i'm taking up with the people that tried to murder him. i had no part in that! neither did anyone else on the left. that was a plot by a few people. not gonna lie, the left is really ugly right now too, all the people that hoped he did get killed, that was horrible. but some recent stuff is getting to me, those texas floods. they were terrible, and i haven't seen anybody on the left celebrating them, i'm sure there's one or two twisted individuals that are, but it reminds me of the los angeles fires back in january, how much glee there was over that disaster. i even did a little bit of it, i was upset with the deep state back then too if you remember. still am i guess, haven't forgiven them, don't like how powerful and treacherous certain european elements are. but the point is that you can't let politics take away your humanity. there's always going to be people playing dirty, doing wrong, you can't cast the blame for it on everyone though, make it turn you into a monster that celebrates bad things happening to people. i fear you have crossed that line, many have, but i think you're choosing to stay over it, actually know you are, and that's unhealthy. take a moment to reflect now, see how your dedication to a cause might have calloused you or even worse. you're not an evil person, you believe in god, think of your soul now instead of your agenda, there's nothing derailing the trump train if this latest mishap won't, you can afford to budge a bit for the sake of your soul.

>>22946358
She doesn't even give a fuck what you think, but she doesn't even need to forgive you or the people who celebrated the death of those children at the summer camp in Texas because Jesus Christ already shed his blood on the cross for those people, and he loves everyone forever and ever.

anyways babe. just know i'm here for you. i want you happy healthy and better. and when you decide to make the hard changes that you need to start a better life, i am here for you ready to give everything i have. this whole thing has taken a toll on me though, and i am going to take a vacation soon. i do want to meet up with you on it, but that's your decision not mine, i'm going to try and enjoy myself either way. you can change my mind with a leap of love obviously, but my hope is dwindling there. you're a person that changes by degrees, you're too careful in that regard, too invested in your past to make big changes, many such cases. but don't be afraid to do that, i'm here to catch you after your big leap, and i won't let you down.

Stinky EU trade deal in the next 48.

>>22946503
big deal. the china deal was bigger but i think this will effect markets more.

>>22946510
oh, and i meant big deal earnestly, as in it's a very important deal. not the way people usually say it.

>>22946152
Looking up your haplogroups from last thread, it looks like you got it wrong, and made up some sort of nazi-style racist we wuz kangz, while revealing yourself to be a literal african nigger according your own standards. Furthermore, the global IQ map says I is among the highest scorers, after the world champions O, while E has the lowest scores by far, and J (which is one step away from I) was the Greco-Anatolian lineage. Do you even know what haplogroups actually are?

tl;dr schizoanon is a scientifically confirmed nigger.

>>22946555
ev13. same as the current samaritan high priests, ancient greeks, and ramses. we WUZ kings.

but anyways babe, that's all ugliness. that's your game, racialism. i try not to engage in that but i was fooled by someone else. i think. do think i made a good point though, if you demand deference from people you think are inferior, where is your respect for your superiors? and i stand by what i said about women. they don't have a racial lineage. you're playing a fool's game that men have tricked you into. no duh men aren't gonna want their women to intermarry, you don't understand what it's like to be one of us, the jealousy we feel when our love can't be ours. but that's not for you to play. you pick the best for you, it won't change your blood, and our kids will be pale skinned and smart, i don't care what race you want to describe them as, they'll be "of us" as far as i'm concerned.

and babe, i'm exceptionally smart. i mean extremely smart. i'm the smartest person i've ever met. i mean that. you're really smart too, what i love most about you, but believe me i'm smarter. you would think that would be a positive right? no. everyone hates me for it. nobody wants to believe someone else is smarter than them. and let me tell you a story. when i first took up philosophy, read about socrates, he tells a story about how he went to the oracle and asked "who is the wisest?" and the oracle responded, "socrates." which was certainly true. but when he told people this it enraged them. it made me mad to read it. socrates wiser than me? but he was, so much so. and humbling myself to socrates was something changed my life. he really did know better than me about practically everything, i learned so much, and if i had trusted in my own understanding, as proverbs warns against, i would not have learned. need a little bit of that from you, humbling yourself to me. i know you're better educated, i know you have more technology skill and probably better at a lot more. i concede your strengths. but give me my due. i have much to teach you, know much you don't, about things you didn't even think were important. but i'm telling you they are. matters of the heart are crucial to happiness, and i am an expert. lean on my wisdom and i will help you so much. stop trusting so much in yourself, it's hard on your own no matter how smart you are. i love you babe, gonna go have my smoothie in the sun, be back later.

>>22946560
>In different studies, particularly high frequencies have been observed in Kosovo Albanians (45.6%),[25] Macedonian Albanians (34.4%),[17] Albanians (32.29%),[26] and in some parts of Greece (ca. 35%).[27][28] More generally, high frequencies have also been found in other areas of Greece, and amongst Bulgarians, Romanians, Macedonians and Serbs.[6][16][29][30]
>The authors suggest that for the most part, modern E-V13 descends from a population which remained in the Balkans until the Balkan Bronze Age. They consider that "the dispersion of the E-V13 and J-M12 haplogroups seems to have mainly followed the river waterways connecting the southern Balkans to north-central Europe".
So it's a Yugoslavian nigger. Which is still niggers. The wiki didn't say samaritan high priests, ancient greeks, or ramses, and your screenshot doesn't either, so citation needed.

>>22946565
>and i stand by what i said about women. they don't have a racial lineage
Then how do you explain mitochondrial DNA haplogroups? But based on your claim, that means all women count as niggers. And do you think this babe is in the room with us right now?

>>22946638
>the wiki said
did you try googling? here, i did that for you. get a life, pizza boy. or maybe try doing something nice for penelope instead of trying to undermine and harass another suitor. that's treacherous beta behavior.
height? bench? norwood status? circumcised? how about confronting the people that chose to cut your penis skin off instead of bothering me who has done nothing to you ever?

and anyways babe, as annoying as these scumbags are, it really does highlight the difference between me and most guys. they're all in love with you too. but when's the last time they did something nice to you? gave you the personal attention that you need? (never). that's because they love themselves really, they just want you to magnify their person. i've been there, i was foolish and naive once too. know much better now, know what real love is and i have it for you. i wish i could ignore all this hate and nastiness but it does get to me, and i know it seems arrogant for me to make fools out of them, but it helps with my mind, puts nagging issues to bed for me. i'm sorry if you don't like it, won't have the need for it once i'm out of this dump, with you by my side. i've seen you do similar things to shills and trannies in your thread, i think you understand. they have similar energies.

and speaking of something nice for you, i still think you should be allocating to bristol myers over schd, it's a big holding of schd already, has a higher dividend yield, lower valuation, and the sector as a whole is undervalued in a market that is highly valued, a good trading omen were things to get bad.
others hitting my screen that you might like are truist financial and us bank, but i'm not quite as bullish on financials, but lower interest rates might be very good for them, increase the liquidation value of their bond books, doesn't necessarily mean the stock price goes up, but those two are above-trend growth, low valuation (although financials typically always have lower valuations) and higher div yield than schd. of course be careful, do your own research, but i want to help you out and i know you have a very specific strategy in mind. do still think a strategic merger with a growth and technology focused investor would make a lot of sense for you though.

am going to take a nap now though. i love you and i'll try to make some nice pictures and pick some good songs out tonight, need more inspiration and energy for that though, might not feel up to it today, very bummed. but i'm going to try to ignore pizza boy's next nasty reply, which i'm certain he's preparing right now, to show you that i too can grow and change for us when needed.

>>22946710
So you've got basically nothing. Just AI, not real documentation, and it's a bunch of "some scholars" "suggests" "other historical accounts posit" and "further research may offer deeper insights" about common samaritans. Nothing about Ramses, not even ancient greeks.

>pizza boy
>another suitor
Wrong again, take your meds.
>height? bench? norwood status?
You failed to back up your claims so you try to change the subject to your gay faggotry? Beta behavior.
>circumcised? how about confronting the people that chose to cut your penis skin off instead of bothering
Your evil jewish plot failed, so I don't have that problem either, and you're wrong on every single attempt at fishing for a distraction. But now you've officially asked me to bother the jews, and as this post demonstrates you're one of the people you just asked me to bother.
>me who has done nothing to you ever?
You've tried to provoke me countless times, and this exchange started in reply to your nazi-style racist rant in which you insulted literally everyone who isn't your particular subset of yugoslavian. You have been asking for fights in these threads on a regular basis.

>>22946710
sybau

>>22945032
Trump probably did.

>The jews are telling us to stop eating eggs again

>>22946964
I saw this one last night

/smg/ is really dead huh.

>>22944713 (OP)
sexo feet but the rest looks kind of off.
also imagine 'show feet' actually working haha that would be extremely cringe

Does anybody know what state the schizo lives in? He's been threatening to come to random people's houses and beat them up. Maybe we can have him involuntarily committed to a mental hospital before he hurts someone.

>>22947081
Did this kike seriously say that?

if i threatened anyone, i would get a lifetime vacation from 4chan. and my baby reads all my posts, that lie might convince someone, but not her. but i definitely could heem everyone in this general.

good long sleep. gonna eat a whole pizza and then go to the gym. meantime, likely play magic, barely touched it this month. figure you're sleeping or about to go to bed babe, so goodnight, love you, 'til tomorrow. will make one nice post at least for you to wake up to.

eth selling off a bit, futes red. it do go down apparently... was warned in a dream so i'm not worried. no clue what things actually do tomorrow though. still watching biotech and btbt for trades, but i think both are at kind of precarious spots, big moves possible in either direction based on chart tea leaves. trump did brag about how cheap oil was today, so maybe tomorrow will be a good day for xop, chart there is starting to look bearish but right here would be a good place to fool people. maybe that's too contrarian but that's what i'm kinda thinking right now. always be careful, you can't count on the kind of trading luck i've been seeing the last few days.

Give me a good stock tip.
I prefer small cap and penny stocks that have the potential to run.

>>22947233
mram bynd wkey ssl

>>22947127
I'm walking through the humidity to a tranquil coast city bar

>>22947285
>>22947127
https://youtu.be/yGxHDmHoqXc?si=ghUZfTv2iEuKXrJR

>>22947285
And I'm going to bed because I stupidly got a job instead of buying Palantir in 2023.

>>22947290
lol, I stumbled upon a karaoke bar.
Guy doing "chicken fried".

It's pretty full and someone's having a birthday party here ...
Put on my fallback, Stones.

asml earnings beat recently is a good omen for intc. maybe not their next earnings but for their product timeline. intel is the only customer of their latest machines at the moment. has me pretty excited. not gonna get any news about products until after the earnings most likely, so not expecting any huge moves in the stock in the short term, but it does look like a good spot to buy right here. taking a long time to play out, but 18a and 14a are real, they are coming, and they are going to be the world's most advanced chips, built on the latest equipment from asml, and produced at a massive scale. that's facts.

also, thinking about you babe. made this for you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4hD3YGT8tk

I'm surprised it's been 40 me minutes of mediocrity and I'm not up yet

feeling a vibe shift.

>>22947410
still a nigger. more so now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apBWI6xrbLY

having tea. feeling good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvEbUsS4LiQ

>>22947516
This was a based 1930s schizo. Unlike you.

>>22947529
you lost. i won.

>>22947214
He's not the first jew to say it and won't be the last. It's easy for someone that talks into a microphone for a living to say retirement is stupid. It's easy for politicians that do nothing 24/7/365 to say it as well. Thankfully for the jews, they've made it basically impossible to retire anyway for anyone born after the boomers so it's a moot point.

off to wagecucking.

gm sirs

gym time. did you guys think i'd miss it?

Hi, my name is Johnny Fathands. I'm about to put $400 dollars in the slots. I was told this was the resident gamblers anonymous meeting place. I was told that nobody clicks on this thread on a winning streak. Thanks for letting me share.

>>22947652
hey john. just got out of the shower. did fourteen (14) pullups and made cardio progress tonight. hold off on the slots, i'm gonna get some tea and send out soothing vibes, now is not the time.

>>22947659
I think i'll limp in, I have the money to blow.

>>22947661
ok, as long as you just keep it recreational it should be fine. and i dunno, high variance might be good for the slots, it's a bad omen for the market though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo

>>22947667
No woman or thai ladyboy can make my dick harder than a slot machine, and believe you me, i've asked God to deliver a qt thai trap to my door every day for the last 10 years.

>>22947668
did you read my gambling story? i had 18K worth of loans on 3x levered biotech and cryptoscams going into today and was down over 1k, but i got lucky this morning.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmEwtWBte84

>>22947670
Don't sell like a pussy, ride or die that shit.

Also what is the interest rate on those loans?

>>22947229

>>22947670
forgot how bad brando was at singing. oof. this is a better song about luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_Sj9o7DWJU
>>22947672
i already sold for a profit, missed a big payout though, got greedy. and the interest rate is... very high, 11.3%, usually never hold overnight so i don't pay very much, only owe $3.31 for this month.

!!! never seen it pink. something is happening, i felt it earlier. new epoch starting. mercury goes into retrograde soon as well.

>>22947678
>11.3%
Honestly not bad. Considering you put that money right into the largest jewish casino in history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvwsePQVAkE

>>22947682
Schizo anon i'm sharing this song with you because I believe you will be joined with Penelope sooner rather than later, but I think you need to be more motivated if you ever hope to impress her.

>>22947683
https://youtu.be/vFwYJYl5GUQ?si=pxeF-MjbVP1gFkCy

>>22947683
thanks. i'm worried about her. i don't know what's about to happen, but changes are on the way for everyone.

>>22947691
She's going to be fine. You just have to visualize and attack.

>>22947081
People are living longer. No reason for them to stop working for Israel just because they’re retired.
>>22947593
Give me a job. It’s your duty as a Jew and my privilege as a goy.
>>22947652

>>22946638
>Balkan Bronze Age
That was so last year. We in the plastic and aluminum age now. Foraging like real white men for our subsistence.

Why yes, I'm a proud carrier of the E-Haplogroup with an IQ of 65

>>22947694
o7
>>22947730
morning lego anon. it's actually very late night for me. tried to sleep but it is pointless
do you know any gypsy remedies for insomnia or sleep issues? feel like it's pointless to go on vacation when i have to sleep 3 times/day, and that's on top of missing out on trading and lifting.

gonna watch more lord of the rings while i wait for the market to open, on part 2 now. seen them several times but you gotta watch the whole thing once you get started.

mercury is retrograde in leo so i'm actually not going to trade at all today. and i would advise against it for everyone but especially cancers. this will last until august 11 -_-
had a good run, +4600 since i started in april, but it's time for a break. prices will continue to change when it's all over. also had a foreboding dream during my last sleep, best to hunker down. consider this your warning, everyone.
captcha: jvo hg (jove mercury)

>>22947806
Good morning. I don’t know of any gypsy remedies for insomnia but, pic related always worked for me. Get a copy of full album in what ever format you prefer and listen to at a low volume after going to bed. Also imagining yourself slowly melting over your bed and onto the floor. A large glass of chilled white wine before bed doesn’t hurt either. This one reminded me of you and Penelope.
https://youtu.be/k0mPUNbRxW4?si=fTw-UUcHzWxs7HOa

>>22947816
that's a great song, i never heard it. thanks

>post about how 3D chicks are fat whores
>get banned from /a/
The /a/ janitor needs to quit. There are way too many powertripping newfaggot zoomers in the mod team now.

>>22947821
3D men are also fatasses or skinnyfat or whatever

>>22947816
https://youtu.be/gLEogbdozHc?si=s1tZeWLvAsrJUOKv

>>22947821
And they'd be "whores" if they had the chance to, as in they'd fuck around.

gonna get some sleep finally. be safe trading everyone.
captcha: whoop

I'm getting the feeling that today is going to be a great day on the markets.
#GoodVibesTrading #GoldenAge

Morning dump into.. could it be.. an afternoon pump?

>china ai chip restrictions lifted
kek when someone “borrows” your designs for so long you just say fuck it
guess 0981.HK is back on the table
>>22947233
although the possibility of large cap doubling in size/sales is low, better stick with a sure win. But if you have to, I’d go for anthropic through hiive - their Claude model is kicking everyones asses and AMZN just gave them 4-8b enema

Good morning, again, NIGGERS.

nig vid hitting ath.

Laugh Out Loud.

Hope none of you tards got fleeced into buying NAK again.

>>22947942
I was actually looking at them yesterday or maybe Tuesday, and thought, you know if I short them now, they're going to moon and fuck me hard again, so I didn't get puts. That's hilarious.

made a few tester buys of two stocks.

just wanna watch how they do.

Getting tired of these mentally ill pumps.

You guys bought the Sarepta dip right?

>>22947821
You do realize /a/ is probably around 50% (if not more) overweight women right?

morning everyone. dreamed about old friends. there were probably other things but that's all i can really remember. so... tempted... to... trade.. but not gonna. heeding warnings, and see some cautionary signs in the tea leaves too. gonna make some tea, get settled, i'll be back, but definitely looking to get a lot more sleep when it's time for that. account is up nicely, wkey up a good amount, is the run starting? quantum stocks had a big day yesterday, this thing had a big pump in december, and it lagged the other quantum stocks a bit in that. also my snap position went green again and that's at an important level in the charts, still think that's incredibly undervalued, got 802 shares, should talk about it more but the stock has been so difficult to own, but it will go on a massive run eventually.
serious about the vibe shift i was talking about, and it probably does effect markets, feel we exited a troubled period. reminded that there's supposed to be an eu trade deal though, just taking another poster's word, i don't actually follow the news that closely. but why would they schedule the negotiations for mercury retrograde? might take longer than just a couple days to hammer that out.

thinking about you babe, missing you and what we used to have.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqDz6RJKUPE

/a/ is what happens when you have a critical earth sign infestation.

>>22947813
wait until moon goes into capricorn

>>22948440
it just left it moron

>>22948445
yeah and it will be in it again in august moron

shut up faggot

markets bullish JPOW is getting fired

QE is back on the menu boys!

>>22947880
Inb4 TheFaggler's tinyD falls off.

>>22947910
Wood

>>22948521
>inb4
I don't think that means what you think it means newfag.

>>22944713 (OP)
A toilet full of shit is called an "Indian Buffet." It's not pertinent to the thread, just thought I'd spread the word.

>>22948524
Yes, everyone can tell you don't think. Now go be a dumb faggot somewhere else.

>>22948531
The Indian restaurant I like to frequent does a buffet, and it's not served out of a toilet. Also I've used the bathroom in that place and it's always really clean, like it has never been used.

>>22948542
That's because they shit in the street.

>>22948449
i'm sorry i thought you were trolling me.
mercury retrograde everyone. watch your words.

>>22948538
I know, right? Everyone knows people don’t use toilets in India.

>>22948542
You probably never want to find out how they make the food in that restaurant.

Whoa.. I bought lucid randomly yesterday and now it just fucking mooned
Selling this trash

did "make a trade," put my remaining cash into wkey, think the run is starting and think that it has very big potential. 411 shares, and i'm probably full up with it, also have 273 shares of laes so it's a decent position overall. don't think it's enough to get me rich, but it's probably all i'm willing to risk here and if it does what i think it's going to i'll make a whole lot. tough just sitting and doing nothing, but i do have things i have to do, once i can peel myself away from my the screen, think this will be a healthy change i'm making. for today though i'm watching the numbers change for old-time's sake, trying to play some magic too. have a very good standard deck, probably gonna take me to "mythic," the top rank in that, but don't think it will take me to top 250. have a very good historic deck as well and that cracked it last month but it has some big holes in it as well that one of the better decks exploits, it's very vulnerable to thoughtseize, which is played heavily. do have to do some work on that. wanna go thrifting, get new clothes, some stuff around town i wanna do, and i'm spending more time in the gym, at least on lift days. probably gonna join planet fitness (ticker PLNT), not because it's a good gym or anything but it will work in a pinch while i'm on vacation and they have a pool that i might want to use and flex at during the wintertime, as well as a sauna, also great for winter. i'll still post a lot i'm sure. lonely. anyways gonna be afk for a while, day is going well as far as the numbers changing, got some work around the house to do and then probably finish lord of the rings. i'll try to be creative later in the day, but good chance i sleep a lot too. see everyone later.

Fuck this God damn nigger market
I just took a loss on puts

This market wont even go down 0.50 cents
Welcome to clown world

WHEN WILL THIS GOD DAMN NIGGER MARKET GO DOWN?
HOLY FUCK

Buy QQQ calls
It's gonna go back up and re-test the high like a God damn nigger

my theory is emperor don reigned in the market.

did "make a trade," put my glock into temple of this nigger and took his wallet, think he ran off crying and think that it is very easy to do these armed robberies. 411 armed robberies, and i'm probably full up with it, also have 273 new places i can do this, so it's a decent position to be in overall. don't think it's enough to get me rich, but it's probably all i'm willing to risk here and if it does what i think it's going to i'll make a whole lot. tough just sitting and doing nothing, but i do have things i have to do, once i can peel myself away from the streets, think this will be a healthy change from selling drugs, i'm watching the old man run in fear, change for old-time's sake, trying to play some dice games too. have a very good plan, probably gonna take my glock to "the alley" then rob all of them niggers, but don't think it will take me to long to get that 250k. have a very good place in the historic section of town I can rob people at as well, and cracked it last month but it has some big holes in it, as well that one street could be hard to exploit, it's very vulnerable to getting boxed in and unable to run away, which is bad. do have to do some work on that. wanna go thrifting, get new clothes, some stuff around town i wanna do, and i'm spending more time in the safe injection sites, at least on days. i shoot up I feel good, probably gonna join planet fitness (ticker PLNT), not because it's a good gym or anything but it will work in a pinch for a place to change clothes after robbing niggers. while i'm on vacation, they have a pool that i might want to use, but i can't swim, so i'll just wait until the wintertime, and use a sauna. i'll still post a lot i'm sure. lonely.nigger, anyways gonna be afk for a while, day is going well as far as the running from the cops, got some work around the house to do and then probably finish this bag of crack. i'll try to be creative later in the day, good chance i can't sleep being high on crack. see everyone later.

I'm gonna stop trading SPY / QQQ
It's impossible to trade.
There are no cycles any more.
It just does retarded shit that doesn't make any sense.

SPY new all time high 628
Why?
Because the market is controlled by gay retarded niggers from outer space

>>22949079
The line goes up. Why are you not just buying the dips?

babe, i was gonna walk away but i see you need my help. you're not gonna like what i'm about to say but you need to hear it. your position on sex is very plebian and... i dunno i lack the term for it. old fashioned and backwards i guess. men like teenage girls, they're attracted to them. that doesn't make them sick that makes them normal. we don't make age of consent laws to restrict men from being attracted, we make them to protect young and naive girls from exploitation. which i realize is an important issue to you. but 18 is already pretty high. plenty of girls are well past their blossoming age by the time they turn 18. you probably weren't, being so little, so maybe you don't get it, but i knew plenty of girls who came into their womanhood early, peaked at about 14, most of them were having sex too. that's neither here nor there though, i understand the laws and the reasons for them. but to take the next step and say nobody is allowed to be attracted to young girls or they are evil, that's disingenuous and exploitative in itself. the people that say that kind of thing, the men at least, are liars and frauds and have their own twisted revenge and power fantasies, it's fueled by jealousy and it's a way for poor angry men to justify their rage at more attractive men, who date younger women routinely. and i know you know that. you aren't really on a sex crusade, you're trying to rebuild your cracked consensus, get the momentum back into your movement, and you know this is a rich vein of outrage you can exploit. pretty sad if you ask me. and besides hon, when we're together, you're gonna regret this, because the people that say those kind of things aren't checking id's they just get mad when they see tall men with short women too, trust me there. i know right now it seems to you like a principled stance, you're not even understanding your own motivations, well now you might be, but babe... you're not gonna get that feeling back. your movement has been cracked (cont)

>>22949124
it's never gonna be the same again. trump compromised. i'm not gonna say it was right, it wasn't for many reasons, but in my eyes the bigger problem was exploiting the issue as much as he did, he knew what he was doing. he is not a strong advocate for children, he's a crafty politician that understands what i just laid out, harvesting rage to build his political movement. and it did real harm to the country and you shouldn't be engaging in it. i see and understand what you're doing better than you do even, and i know it's not gonna last long, this road you're on is gonna lead to burnout and despair pretty soon, and i'll be ready for you when you crash out, to comfort you. because like i said there is no going back. even though that rage is stupid and plebian, it is real, and he lost his power with those people. i'm not trying to argue age of consent. it is what it is and i don't buy hookers. may someday if you keep ignoring my love... but we don't need stricter laws there, we don't need more public outrage over sex, there's already way too much. but anyways like i said, i can see you're spiraling and heading for a crash out, if you wanna stop and spend time somewhere soft and kind, i'll be here for you later. if you wanna test what i'm saying and hit that wall, i'll be here for you then as well. i love you and want to see you healthy. you are in a cult, you're hooked on a movement, and i understand your motivations, you want to rise in society and nobody gave you a stepstool and it feels like the rules are written to keep you down. it's alright though. it's gonna be alright. you'll make it, and if you just be my girl like i want you to, things will get very easy very quickly. love you babe. gonna watch a movie now.

>>22948975
>betting against america
we dont do that here

>>22949120
Because these God damn niggers will do another Japan carry trade in the middle of the night and you will wake up and SPY will be 400

>>22949128
Which would be an amazing buying opportunity, just like when it dipped to 500. Just don't go all in all the time.

>>22949125
and maybe that wasn't you. oh well if it wasn't. you probably needed to hear that anyways. you don't need the trump stuff anymore, you need my love. i did see you in /biz/ this morning, and i'm trying to give you space and let you come back to me, but once again i thought i saw you in trouble, and i jumped to help you. not sorry at all for that, i'd do it again in an instant. do want you to stop using slurs, being so rude to people, i know i did a mean thing this morning too, but i felt bad and apologized. you should do the same to the people you have hurt.

CNBC is filled with a bunch of niggers.
None of them are saying "hey, this is a bubble, the earnings don't support these numbers"

>>22949124
>>22949125
NIGGER TRUMP IS DYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO JUST TAKE POT SHOTS AT HIM AT THIS TIME! YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE PEOPLE WHO WERE CELEBRATING OCTOBER 7TH AND THE VICTIMS OF THE FIRES IN LOS ANGELES AND THE VICTIMS OF THE FLOODS IN TEXAS! DIRTY NIGGER!

The fair value of the S&P 500 is estimated to be around 5,400, according to JPMorgan's long-term quant model, Investing.com. This suggests that the index is slightly overvalued at its current level, but the overvaluation could be offset by earnings growth.

JPMorgan: Sees a fair value around 5,400, suggesting a modest overvaluation.
LPL Financial: Had a year-end 2025 target of 6,275-6,375, but revised it downwards due to the potential impact of tariffs.
RBC: Suggests a fair value of 5,500, according to Investing.com.
GuruFocus: Estimates the fair value at 5,290.8, based on their GF Value model.
DataTrek Research: Analyzes fair value based on historical earnings multiples and suggests a range between 3,758 and 4,464, depending on the average used.

Should I hold puts overnight or will futures pump like a nigger?

>>22949200
TRUMP IS FUCKING DYING!!! JUST SELL EVERYTHING!!! AMERICA IS FINISHED!!!

>>22949204
WAIT I FORGOT WE GOT JD "PROJECT 2025" VANCE JUST FOR THIS MOMENT! THANK YOU TRUMP!!!!

>>22949200
youre the nigger. bearnigger.
Give aryan bulls more of your money

>>22949205
Vance will probably die from cock overdose.

>>22949075
lmao

DING DING DING. How'd you do today?

>>22949500
nig vid holding the gap up so far. comfy hold

>>22949500
didn't trade. looked like a good environment for it too and i am totally sore about it, but otoh i wouldn't have been able to do some important things. gonna play a little magic and then nap.

taking my nap. i love you babe. and i'm trying my best for us. i know you don't like hearing the stuff i have to say, but how else could we work? i've changed a lot for you, quit the weed, at the gym, way lower porn consumption, just to name a few. ya a lot of it benefited me but you were the motivation and none of it was easy. you might not see the changes i'm asking the same way, as benefits to you, but they are, if you're really honest with yourself. they might be harder asks as well, but you owe me a good turn or two. my goal is not to punish you are embarass you or anything like that, it's to make you better, not just for me to love but to be a mother someday, that's the ultimate goal if i'm being honest, that's what relationships are for, not just cuddling and sex and play, want the whole thing with you, which is why you shouldn't take what i'm doing lightly, that's the biggest goal in life, the most important thing there is, and i'm after it with everything i've got. know you're the prize and i'm the seeker though, i do have that straight. but this is what i need to reach my goal, we need to fit together smoothly and right now we don't, much as we might see in one another. i'm trying to be cooler and saner, it's hard, i'm crazy for you. help me out and keep on your journey, keep me in your heart. we will make it to where we need to be someday if you have conviction, the road is easier to walk than you think, we can travel fast too. love you.

>>22947826
>>22947824
Post tits.

so i have 110k that just came out of a cd and i need to put it somewhere 100% safe for 6-12mo. cd rates have been creep down fucking me. id like to get 5% but 4.5 would be ok. any suggestions?

>>22949125
Jew Epstein is dead. Trump is deporting human trafficking gangs and thier members and kicking out POC and MAGA morons are still obsessed with the dead guy, kek. Sounds to me like your girl’s uncle did a number on her in the backyard shed. Move on with your life and find a nice young undamaged waifu.

>>22949594
>100% safe for 6-12mo
the only answer is short dated treasury bills

it's literally varicose veins, chill tf out baggot

>>22949653
Trump isn't doing shit but talking a big game and delivering practically nothing. That's always been his game even before politics. He plays up everything he does as the best when it's not even close. You obviously don't understand the implications of the president having kompromat being used to blackmail him, or otherwise.

Are you really that fucking dumb?

Good news, I won $1100 on the slots last night. It's going to be a good weekend.

>>22950115
grats
hey speaking of old fucks like me, anyone remember this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajpwB2zBsKM

>>22950109
If he is delivering nothing then why are the lefty’s and POC seething and rioting? I know you’re a leaf and only allowed to view commie approved news but these days it’s no excuse for being completely retarded.

>>22950115
Congratulations on the winnings. What is ICE up to in Detroit these days? Any news?

>>22950044
probably just buy sgov to keep it liquid hopinh clownworld starts to implode so i can finally buy a house. but more likely number will continue to go up to infinity and my fiat will continue to devalue toward toilet paper

>>22950131
Not really.

I have 4 shares of webull, got 3 of them for free as a bonus reward.
>mfw was gonna buy more yesterday, but didn't

>>22950109
Give us the maple syrup and there will be an end to the horror.

>>22950181
That ship has sailed, the only viable option at this point is complete chinkleaf annihilation.

>>22950180
this reminds me I should have bought and hodl HOOD, its having a golden bull run

dreamed about traveling to exotic places, mom and dad, and reform school.

>>22950115
based
>>22949653
i missed my mark again, that wasn't her, but it's the type of person she's hanging around with and she's definitely still in the trump cult. optimistic she's starting to walk away and lose interest though.

futes nice and green. gonna have my smoothie, watch more lotr, and get to the gym. i'll make something pretty for you and pick out a few songs later babe. waiting for you to say yes to my love so we can start having real fun together.

oh, one last thing, babe, i want you to think about the friend i almost made and the girl i approached. either one would have changed my life big-time, but it's their lives that would have changed even more. but they balked, their courage failed them, they didn't want to change their habits and routines and got scared of my love. don't do that. they're today back at their dull grinds which they'll keep doing for 30+ more years when they could have been living an exciting life with me this instant. my love is real. my ability to change lives is real. i'm one "yes" away from joyful partnership, want yours the most.

>>22950310
Schizo's are basically black people repellent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH3oOVKt0WI

joe rn

Good evening, NIGGERS.

come on babe. step back. come share a joke with me. you're tilting at windmills. you can't even pretend to be principled anymore, you're just calculating and angry and you think the government is going to do your dirty work. it's not. they'll disappoint you there. immigrants are staying, israel will remain our greatest ally, and you're gonna have to work really really hard if you want to get ahead of all the very talented indians. remember that guy on jeopardy in the tournament of champions? they have a lot of talent. or you could let me love you and suddenly none of that would matter to you anymore. your life would change instantly and your biggest concern would be where you wanted to go out for dinner and how well i'm loving you. you wouldn't have to fight anymore because you'd be content and happy and well taken care of. you don't want to betray your principles maybe... you just did. 2 weeks ago you wanted to hang joe for being a pedo. now you're defending donald's honor to paid shills. get a grip, get some perspective, realize you're wrong and running your head against a wall for nothing. i'll forgive you, i basically already have, i understand how easy it is to get lost in this hall of mirrors world we live in. but i'm seeing clearly, have been a long time, and i can help you live well instead of running the rat maze like they want you to. i love you. i'm frustrated with you though. you won't be 2nd place to me, i'll treat you like the great prize you are this isn't a humiliation it's a coronoation, be me queen babe.

we really could have it all but you keep acting a fool. just stop. put that energy here. i still have to go to the gym. i can curl 110 lbs 5x. i can hoist you up by the waist and lift you 7 feet into the air babe, then spin you around while you giggle. that's what i want. nothing you want right now compares i think.

and when you get mad at me you can tug on my beard, it's bratty but i'll let you do it. and i'll listen to whatever rant you want me to, i'll learn how to give you what you want, arguments or a sympathetic ear i'm not sure yet. i'll indulge this political fantasy all you want until you're tired of it. i'll play your video games and watch your animes with you and i won't say anything bad about them, i'll ask you to tell me all about them. i'll take you to japan every year if you want, i'm not sure how much money my mom will really let me have, i've never tested her limits, but she wants me to do whatever i want this summer, i haven't taken her up on it yet, want you with me. let's have fun. i hate to bribe you with treats, want to win you with my character, but i'm desperate now. and goodies seems to be what you want from donald, and believe me i can do better. there's no mexicans in my building! there are a good number of indians though, won't lie about that... but they're decent neighbors, sometimes stink up the hallway with their cooking and you may have to ride the elevator with 8 at a time once in a blue moon, but you will live. i'm joking but really. this country will never be a worker's paradise, you missed the boat on that one. that was my dad's era, it's so over. it's a capitalist playground and trending more and more in that direction. get off the sinking ship, there's space on my raft.

>>22950131
What's your 30 day net P/L?

Momentum is insane.. it’s one way traffic right now.. beep beep. Trump will give a fair deal to EU tomorrow and then we’ll see shit and piss 6350.

>>22950779
good. the bearnogger must bow down

decent workout. did my deadlifts with no problem though, had been getting back strain with this weight so that's an improvement. was hard tonight because of my feelings,

i never know if i'm making progress or pushing you further away. glad you're still reading though. i follow you there because i think you need medicine, i'm not trying to ruin your fun or hurt you, trying to break you out of your bad habit. i have an unhealthy habit too. i vape, and i want you to help me quit. you're going to have to stop me from doing something that i badly want to do and it's going to make me upset, but it's for my own good. i'm too weak to quit right now, i'm keeping this vice until i'm happier i'm sorry to admit that. but i know the remedy is love, something better, not to replace it, but to supplant it, there's a difference there. i'm doing this vice because i have a hole in my soul, i know that about myself. i see the same in you. i don't think your dream is to be there as much as you are, i think it's a substitute for what you really need, which is a loving partner. that's what we're programmed to want, that's the script of life, we're social animals that need to pair up, it's a tried and true formula. i like that you're picky, i am too. i'm not going to settle for just anyone. you meet my standards and then some babe. i'm trying so hard to live up to yours. this rant is getting long, i love you, have a good night. i'm trying, both to help you and impress you, they're both hard tasks.

>>22948919
pizzablogpostanon here, haven't posted all week as I am finding the benefits of leaving this place, and the internet in general, to be very relaxing and net positive on my futures and value investing.

but I hear you accusing fakers of being pizza anon, don't be thinkin anyone who criticizes you is pizza anon, I only like calling you out for pouring your money into a do nothing make nothing buzzword swiss company. Read a few technical analysis books, Grimes being a great one, and then look at WKEY for the past few weeks, I'll spoil the ending for ya, ITS A SHITTER COMPANY GOING DOWN THE SHITTER BUT AIMING TO TAKE AS MANY TURDLETTES DOWN WITH IT. and you are one of the turdlettes it aims to take in the swirl.

That chart is the most obvious set up to give dorks false hope, just to crash down, but then push up again, only to fall yet again.

IF THE FUNDAMENTALS WEREN'T CRAP, I COULD JUST TAKE ONE LOOK AT THE CHART AND SEE ITS CRAP, FUNDAMENTALS CONFIRM LATER.

honestly even the most anti-technical analysis dude out there would look at WKEY chart and move on to better things. so do that, move on to many of the other 75% of tickers that are rallying. don't be the dork in a bull market that finds the one bearish ticker.

and also I saw ya talking about leverage, don't do that, if you're rich like you say you are, you don't need leverage. It'll only be a surefire one way ticket to broke boi town, where even I wouldn't laugh at you for having to work at taco bell or a call center. My boi Charlie monger says to avoid the 3 L's: Liquor, Ladies(he means hoes), and Leverage.

Is THIS the thread for niggers and jews??

>>22950876
ok sorry for the misidentification but wkey is going to 100 and you're going to be mad when it does.

>>22950897
OK mister stock market feelings and astrology man, imma come back in a few weeks and see how this goes, hint: they are gonna dillute and reverse split your ass into next week, if you're lucky.
I've only been reading up on smallcaps for a year now, got 60 10k's in my notebooks that I've spent at least a day on each, AND got burned by a company very very similiar to WKEY, in that they post a PR every time they do anything remotely positive, but doesn't add to the revenue. It sucks ya in, and you start huffing their farts, and believing their LIES. Oh and I've already posted my write up with many different angles of how this company is a scam. But hey I haven't consulted the local psychic and read the tea leaves, so I guess carry on holding an obvious scam. you don't deserve money, I hope Carlos Creus Moreira buys a yacht with all the money he scams offa you dorks

at the least set a stop loss, please. I see way too many broke bois still stalking their abusers on stockwits. Its sad and all ya need to do is set a stop loss, it can be wide as you like to accommodate swings, but it'll save your ass from taco bell.

Trump's kiked out inflationary stock market grift is almost over.

fundamentals don't matter. but even so they are there for wkey, i mentioned before, they have more cash on the books than their market cap, it's free money. they also own 80% of laes, which is valued above 400m. obviously they can't liquidate that all at market value but between the cash and equity it's a classic value stock. it wouldn't matter if they sold pinwheels at the carnival. they don't though, quantum computers are real, they present a security threat, and they have the only solution on the market. that market isn't big yet but it will be. in the meantime they are in very good financial shape and the stock is on extreme discount. their side businesses are also good. they have 21 satellites in orbit right now they are a minor starlink competitor selling communication failsafes. they own a unique asset in retired nuclear bunkers in alps as well. they do a bunch of other stuff i don't even understand. carlos is a genius and is extremely well connected. it's a huge opportunity.

>>22950943
We can't even get an Epstein Crash. Probably caused the opposite
>Epstein case dead
>All phony guys with big money are now safe
>risk gone
>risk on

babe... please stop... you hurt me so bad. you have delusions of grandeur. you treat your political opinion the way other people treat their prized possessions. it's not an accomplishment to think the way you do. and you need to stop throwing around slurs. it's not tough, it's cowardly, you know this deep down. stop fronting on the internet. you're lonesome and sad. sell your guns and buy the komp etf, that will make you a lot happier. you need love not "wins," which you act like you earned but if you stayed home in november and never posted you'd get the exact same outcomes. it's sad. accept my love.

>>22950961
No less than half the US government is going to be forced to resign. Plus Trump surrounded himself with gigakikes, who have been the ones calling the shots on his economic policy. Bessent is a Soros kike, and Lutnick has Mossad ties to the point where they even tipped him off about 9/11 and he didn't come to work that day while the rest of his employees got killed in the terrorist attacks.

>>22950962
Give me ETH, you homo bitch.

>>22950962
or maybe that's not you... doesn't matter. look at the people you hang with. and i think they're reading my posts too, probably your fault. but that goes for all of you trump cultists. get a grip and find your lover.

>>22950965
It would be hilarious if the Consumer Umich misses today BECAUSE of the Epstein stuff

>>22950956
no no no don't trust carlos, he has way too much power. if he truly was a genius he'd already have a blue chip company, the fact that this company has been in the basement for YEARS is testament to Carlos's IQ, it matches the stock chart, blips here and there, but back to the basement.

I love how their quantum relies on 4 "ifs"
IF quantum computers become a thing (4+ years from that)
IF they present a security threat (don't know as we don't have quantum computers yet)
IF wkey has the only solution (how can they have the only solution to something nonexistent?)
IF the nonexistent market is big (I'm already guessing carlos says its a 3 trillion dollar market)

this company is carlos's pet project that keeps him busy, like giving a toddler a toy vacuum, it keeps them from doing other stupid shit, except this one fleeces investors while you watch a retard buy up the most retarded sounding companies. The only people happy with this company are the rich dorks who learned how to say yes to carlos and then rake in 6 figure salaries doing next to nothing.

peace out dorks, imma head out for a pack of smokes, promise I'll be back one day.

stay safe, set stops, don't buy WKEY.

i need rest. i love you babe. i'm trying. there's some other smart person that posts there that i think is reading what i write, or what you write and picking up the same lingo. they're ultra crazy though, i don't love them. i'm afraid of them. they're in the same time zone as you and use the chrome browser. please distance yourself from that person they are going to die in a shootout with feds and are probably on every watchlist. you probably are too for posting there so much... it's fine though, i understand already you come with baggage. you don't need it though. you need dinners at the cheesecake factory, snuggles and kisses on the head. i get you resonate with that crowd right now, but believe me it's because you're not harmonized properly. vibe with me babe and we'll have good times, you're not needed in the trenches, it's time for you to live and love.

Was driving to the gym on the back roads, and came across a hitchhiker trying to flag me down. In what scenario would someone try and flag me down at 2am on a back road and think I was going to stop for them? If it was a qt trap I probably would have but they would end up locked in my sex dungeon never to see the light of day again. It's really a lose lose situation regardless.

>>22950989
Okay baby

Wow these threads are just this one guy spamming nonstop

>>22951028
Schizo anon has his charm

>>22951039
not anymore, he shit up the general.

>>22951004
faggot

>>22951082
stfu turkroach

>>22951087
Look at me.
Look at me, I'm the Jew now.

Scoopsies, if you're out there, I miss you bb. I remember the days when you posted your qt twink hands to prove you're black. We always knew you were the blackest rung licking nigger monkey to ever grace this general. It's time to abandon leetcode. Your job is being replaced by AI, it's time to move on. It's time to sell SOXL...

Good morning /smg/. Hope everyone is safe from ICE. If you’re not you’re probably brown anyway. Been researching the different patches these guys wear so I can tell who is who in all the videos I see. I started thinking about prison stocks awhile back. Maybe time to revisit that.

>>22951004
If this is flagging you down at 2am on a dark back road it’s bait and will not end well for you. Stay safe rabbi.

dreamed i was at some debate function with my old team, we weren't debating but still had to be there. everyone else was having fun playing pickup soccer or basketball but i didn't have the appropriate clothes and was running around trying to find them so i could play but running into all sorts of strange obstacles and challenges. reminded me of our current situation babe. we're both stuck yammering away on the internet when it should be playtime.

>>22951129
hey john. it's crazy that soxx is almost back to ath but soxl is so far off them. i know you're not that concerned with it but scoops is crazy to hold that. anyways i definitely "attacked" things yesterday in love, not sure how much good it did. also a long time ago i was into checking correlations on my stocks, found that intc and mram had negative correlation to the soxx, kind of weird considering intc is THE semiconductor company and a component, but it kinda makes sense now that i think about it, all the others outsourcing to taiwan. again not your concern but i'm just talking.
>>22951135
morning lego anon. lot of mexicans where i live, and i mean a lot. i'd elaborate but i don't want all my enemies to know where i live. but the point is they're all safe and will continue to be. i think the ice funding will be blocked in court or some other drama will kill it. even so haven't seen or heard a thing about their activities and it's business as usual here.

>>22951139
cute girl.

>>22950961
>epstein case dead
kek money is not power anon. Few months ago there was this national expose on “worker lending” here where basically few “firms” “lended” sandmonkeys and other thirdworlders to other EU “firms”.
in short you take an indian fuck “teach him how to drive” and get ~40-60k advance for him to be shipped out somewhere. It got to a point where a PO Box produced ~2k indian drivers a month
one of those guys is in the same “social club” I’m in and few weeks ago he comes to lunch like nothing happened
>how are you not in jail
>paid the fine
funny part is looking for those records now
also what’s the worst case scenario? Trump gets called a pedo for a month? Doesn’t he have immunity for everything
>extremely bullish

I'm in the hole a bit on the slots right now

Everyone say your morning prayer. Actually, I want schizo anon to lead the daily /smg/ prayer. Enjoy the morning sermon song.

https://youtu.be/mm7E5-fgw5s?si=e_gEAyKPgRxzqy1I

>>22951159
good idea. i will pray for my internet friends. health, safety, and wisdom.

>>22951183
won another $1700. If this keeps up we'll be going to the gym together.

>>22951187
wow. i just finished praying too.

>>22951191
The power of God is powerful and just.

https://youtu.be/snwsTyU2hPc?si=PfcdzsUBvom1l3IL

just got on the scale. 173.6 lbs

Why do niggers love Dodge Chargers so much?

>Elon Musk
>@elonmusk

>14h
>Wow I can’t believe Epstein killed himself before realizing it was all a hoax

SHOTS FIRED

>>22951205
They think they are faster than the police, and being a nigger they know they're going to commit crimes and have police chasing after them.

>>22951198
>>22951193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWVtc3nO01A

>>22951221
Makes sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9l_8jCkjkgk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ijtdJcenFM
here for you if you need me babe. good day to leave the fight.

so very tempted to trade. but not. very difficult. good luck to all doing it though. would have bought btbt at open, was making tea, but hopefully attention is on that and eth right now. would trade oil today as well, gush. good luck everyone.
wkey up 5%. get used to it.

wagecucking done. comfy weekend incoming

snap above 10
3rd most popular social media platform, used by every female under 40, working on augmented reality glasses, extremely undervalued. years ago they were selling 0% convertible bonds at $80/share to the saudis. temporary discount.

one of my tester buys is goin up. the other looks more crabby

always check your horoscope :)

early nap. back later. have a peaceful day love.

>>22951361
>always check your horoscope :)
sorry, i'm not a single mother, but you mean to tell me the horoscope faggots told everybody that they're going to lose money today? I mean what's the fucking point of having different predictions for different people, if the outcome for everyone is going to be the same? surely they told some of you faggots that today is going to be awesome? They probably told me today is going to be my awesome day, cause that's whats going on for me, I'm having a fucking awesome day, like every other day because my life is awesome.

>90 posts by the faggot
Yikes

i need 2 alcoholic beverages.

>>22951546

>>22951548
got 3 and some of them strong ones too.

this heatwave sucks. bring colder weather

literally all i've done today is stare at passing boat traffic through my spotting scope
how do i monetise this autism

nothing but trouble on the market. i got to dream about my dad though, so i'm having a good morning. account still up too. not trading but very tempted to, i would buy here... but resisting the urge, and wouldn't be surprised if it's flat the rest of the day or worse. think today is all about kicking people in the butt, if you are trading i would stop. thinking about going out for a bit, need a cup of tea or two first though. currently at diamond league in mtg, far from top 250 but determined to make it this month and i've only been at it 2 days.

>>22951649
I ain't fucking listening to you, you don't even know how to finish at the top of the mythic ladder. I bet you can't even pilot the amulet titan if someone handed you the fucking deck.

>>22951642
I read a local news story about a car that was struck by an airborne van while driving down the freeway. Apparently the van drove on to a section of grass between the off ramp and straight, continued full speed and launched (that is the word the police used) over the hill to the multi lane freeway below. There were no fatalities and only two vehicles involved. Only major injuries. That is my fear. Not that I get hit by bad fortune falling of the sky, but that I continue to live as a cripple instead of just dying on the spot.

This isn't market related.

>>22951662
if the deck has a name, i wouldn't play it. actually named one of my decks back on mtgo, "deeper blue," was a mono u modern deck, back when blue was considered unplayable in modern. i made it playable though and that's where i learned my chops, spent a lot of time honing that list and learning the ins and outs of the game while fighting an uphill battle. it payed off. also that was where i made the most profitable trade of my life, bought up every copy of "shadow of doubt" i could for .05c, had hundreds, sold them all for ~2.00, built a type 1 deck.

>>22944713 (OP)
>https://x.com/Awk20000/status/1945779250562584674

>We see the actual people running the entire company of Twitch
>Half are basedboys, half are roastie karens

I'm laughing so fucking much right now, no wonder they have had viewership number rapidly declining for THREE QUARTERS straight

pretty vicious green to red move in MMM, but they have had a big string of great earnings reports, all the liabilities have been put to rest, and they're essential for manufacturing jobs, if you've ever done serious toil in america, you know how much essential stuff is made by mmm. would buy the dip. i am already a shareholder.

going out. back in an hour or two.

I wonder what AI anime waifu feet would smell and taste like

Zoom the chart out and see the lie

thrift store finds.

>>22951673
>back when blue was considered unplayable in modern
what the fuck are you even talking about? blue was never unplayable in modern, the color has had a presence in a top four of a major event every fucking year since the modern format started. Even decks that don't typically run blue have splashed a few pain lands to fetch to for random ass main deck counter spells to fuck with combo players.

>>22952957
that's a lot of stuff i wouldn't know about. but ya nobody played it. and i mean nobody. this was like 2011-2013. one of the more interesting things i learned was that every blue deck should have 1 syncopate. (and only 1)

>>22952965
i've run more, i've run less. there's usually better options, but sometimes in certain match ups that rfg text becomes very fucking relevant.

thinkin about investing in hotdogs from the fridge.
>>22952930
floyd and cola are good. the nike is meh to me.

good day. glad i didn't trade, would have certainly lost money.
>>22952992
that one is my favorite of all of them, vintage, artsy, sporty, so me.

heard this song while i was shopping too. miss you babe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP4qdefD2To

>>22944713 (OP)
salsa on pic?

>>22953193
HypeT
have a good weekend

>>22953210
Thanks leaf bro. I've seen his stuff before, just didn't recognize it
Sadly he doesn't gen futa cock

>>22951690
that's a lotta meat

>>22953866
Also every deck on MTGA has a name you fucking liar, even untitled 14 has a fucking name.

>>22953874
do you ever put on your girl's t-shirts to feel smol?

i just lost to a girl in mtg and i'm feeling that way rn

also there were a lot of jews at the thrift store today, saw a real cutie with her grandmother and i was behind her and right before i was gonna get bold and ask her number this fat pig at the other register piped up and said "I CAN HELP YOU OVER HERE!" which absolutely broke my resolve, i can step over one or two social boundaries but that was too many even for me. she had a tattoo though so it's probly for the best.

>>22953916
>>22953916
>>22953916

new bread

Down 0.44 today but the puts and calls I sold all expired worthless so I get to do it again on Monday. XOM, DJT, and HAL were the main culprits pulling my portfolio down but not worried about them. Hope everyone has a good weekend. I’m going to try and finish watching “The Secrets of Dumbledore”. It’s not all that good and I keep falling asleep. The franchise did have some good Lego sets though. Could have done without the gay wizards though.

>>22953923
saruman was gay, he got deep inside theoden

>>22953882
Lol, she doesn't have t-shirts, not her style.

>>22953882
She did have me put on her garter belt and bra once... and then when we're laughing I put on some lingerie panties, and my dick was all completely unable to be contained and just hanging out there and we laughed again, but that was the only time we did that. It was a joke and in fun, I guess I enjoyed the experience, but just because it was a one time thing experience, novelties lol.