You know how there is a gremlin that will hide socks? I think im currently being afflicted by a gremlin that hides empty liquor bottles in my recycling bin.

My recycling is every 2 weeks and i didnt even dig through the entire bin and i counted 4 empty bottles of vodka. I need to get to the bottom of this, i cant have such a fiend living with me hiding this

you are completely delusional your brain requires percussive maintenance

>>22944751
yeah, sometimes i feel like i want a cute guy to slap their dick on my head but then i snap out of it

>>22944752
i can slap your head with a croquet mallet maybe that will fix you

>>22944757
thats kind of rood why would you do that

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club?
I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be

KWALITY KHANTENT

What's your favorite cartoon guys? I like Pokemon and Dragon Ball Z

>>22944760
>he has to resort to a croquet mallet because billy clubs and boke wheels are considered dangerous weapons in britbongistan
>he follows the law even when attempting to break the law (assault)
dumb bottom moment

>>22946679
play American McGee's Alice

>>22946679
and it's not assault it's a therapeutic scalp massage
with a hammer