Thread 22945382

>you wake up from a nap and discover you have been fully transformed into a dog.
>You still retain your human consciousness.

What's the first thing that you do?

probably bark or something

>>22945382 (OP)
yiff in hell

>>22945382 (OP)
I would find owners and start painting, if they take my balls or make me live like a dog I'd just act normal

>>22945382 (OP)
>What's the first thing that you do?
suck my dick

>>22945382 (OP)
have sex with a white woman

i'm sure there would be ways to sneak into places you wouldn't otherwise have access to
it's like the "being a fly on the wall" meme but slightly more difficult

>>22945382 (OP)
kill yourself dogfucker you will never be welcome on /bant/

>>22946677
?

>>22946668
That's creative, I like that idea.

>>22945439
interesting
HaH ID

Hey it's the dogfucker guy

>>22946703
ty

DOG FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!

>>22947198
it's so fucking boring and vulgar

>>22947166
>>22947198
Gross. Wtf is wrong with you?

>>22945382 (OP)
I walk up to an attractive white human female and aggressively sniff her coochie with my cock poking out of it's seethe while whining for sex

>>22948540
Some kind of white woman joke is usually most people's answer too. Do you really mean that? What if they get you neutered?

>>22945382 (OP)
Lick my lip stick

>>22948558
Tbh honest I'd lick my dick or balls too.

>>22948560
Probably have a go at my arse hole for good measure

>>22948566
I mean fuck it, why not? All dogs do that.

>>22946214
suck my dick and lick my balls.
this is the only correct answer. thanks based German bro

>>22948580
It'd probably be weird as hell the first couple times. Especially with your new heightened sense of taste and smell. I guess any new canine instincts you have would override any human shame.

>>22948551
Of course. I will run away until I find the right owner for me.

>>22948583
Dogs have better smell not taste

>>22948908
I guess what I meant is their sense of taste is different than ours. To a human it would probably taste like nasty dog ass but to a dog it might not

>>22948492
I don’t know ask the OP, he fucks dogs on record just look up
Knottypaw he has porn on the internet of himself fucking dogs I saw his face

I’d def start trying to fuck and mount my owner up the ass in the laundry room, no doubts

Here’s his face

>>22950269
>>22950298
what makes you think OP is the same person?

because otherwise you're just saying "I SAW THIS ONE GUY TALK ABOUT FUCKING DOGS LOOK AT ALL THESE IMAGES I HAVE ABOUT IT"

>>22950299
He’s American and he always uses german Shepard images he’s been around for a while, he comes back every once in a while

>>22950269>>22950298
Whoa what the fuck is this? Dude.

>>22950313
You know what, my bad. Just keep posting pictures of German Shepards

>>22950333
Well now I want to know more.

>>22950335
I don’t know bro, you have all the power inside you

>>22950349
You're crazy.

>>22950351
Were just waiting for the thread to really begin and you start posting German Shepard images

>>22950352
This is just some dumb thread about a random question I thought of while laying on the couch one day. What about german shepards is triggering you so much? It was just some random picture I found on google of a dog laying down.

>>22945382 (OP)
Bite my local jew

>>22950482
Yeah you look Canadian.

>>22950588
Maybe a little british too.

>>22950633
I feel like something else is going on in that picture

>>22950637
Like what

>>22950663
Idk maybe I'm imagining things. Just keep posting cute dog pictures.

>>22950737
Do you own a German shepherd?

>>22950740
Ate you kidding me? It's too inconvenient living the apartment life, and also I'm too busy to seriously commit to looking after a big dog

>>22950753
But do you want one someday?

>>22950760
Yes of course!

>>22950762
What would you name her if you ever got one?

>>22950765
Her???

>>22950770
You'd get a male? Sorry I figured most people like the motherly protection of a female.

>>22950773
Honestly I am not really sure, I'm not sure if it matters a whole lot but it feels more difficult then I thought it would be

>>22950776
Now that I think about it I'm definitely noticing a trend. You are kinda only posting male German shepherds.

>>22950785
How do you know they're male? I didn't realize it. They're just such majestic creatures, I post dogs that seem to be the fittest and of the highest caliber

>>22950633
>>22950762
How could you miss those?

>>22950797
They're like horses or donkeys it just adds to their beauty and majesty, I hadn't noticed, they look so stern and like untamed powerful creatures from the heart of the wilderness

>>22950799
Horses or donkeys? Weird comparison.

>>22950802
No you see, horses and donkeys are the most common animal associated with wild majestic animals, that are not dangerous to humans,

>>22945382 (OP)
shit on the carpet of a certain list of people

>>22950993
I wouldn't say donkeys are majestic

>>22951268
They have certain majestic qualities and are otherwise underrated

>>22951270
Whatever you say

>>22951286
Oh. I see.

>>22951294
To some they are a mastic and regal animal. They are highly dependable, stalwart, sturdy and trustworthy.

>>22951296
That donkey has his dick out

>>22951297
But what about his majesty? Haven’t you ever depended on a donkey before? You’re probably all stuff, city slicker

I mean all soft*

>>22951300
No, I can't say I ever have

>>22951301
Just like the donkey kek

>>22951305
I would have taken you for someone who has lived on a farm and knows what hard work is like

>>22951296
>I HAVE A CUMMY ACHE

>>22951317
No. I was a pudgy spoiled city kid. Didn't grow up around farm animals. Although my mom was a hard worker and because of her job I did grow up around a bunch of dogs.

>>22951336
Would you say that you’re chubby?

>>22951427
No I'm pretty athletic. Even got 20/20 vision.

Found this gem

>>22951699
>You just know

Bump

First, picrel

And then get my pack together for a bunch of picrel.