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Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22945382 [Report] >>22945434 >>22945439 >>22946214 >>22946666 >>22946677 >>22948540 >>22948558 >>22950403 >>22951026
>you wake up from a nap and discover you have been fully transformed into a dog.
>You still retain your human consciousness.

What's the first thing that you do?
Anonymous (ID: ZNTslXq9) United Kingdom No.22945390 [Report]
probably bark or something
Anonymous (ID: WmR39pgO) United Kingdom No.22945434 [Report]
>>22945382 (OP)
yiff in hell
Anonymous (ID: HaHtLTYW) United States No.22945439 [Report] >>22946705
>>22945382 (OP)
I would find owners and start painting, if they take my balls or make me live like a dog I'd just act normal
Anonymous (ID: S2FUT57w) Germany No.22946214 [Report] >>22948580
>>22945382 (OP)
>What's the first thing that you do?
suck my dick
Anonymous (ID: bNa8xknp) United States No.22946666 [Report]
>>22945382 (OP)
have sex with a white woman
Anonymous (ID: M2fLb0Ro) United States No.22946668 [Report] >>22946703
i'm sure there would be ways to sneak into places you wouldn't otherwise have access to
it's like the "being a fly on the wall" meme but slightly more difficult
Anonymous (ID: 4woL/q+L) United States No.22946677 [Report] >>22946700
>>22945382 (OP)
kill yourself dogfucker you will never be welcome on /bant/
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22946700 [Report]
>>22946677
?
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22946703 [Report] >>22947169
>>22946668
That's creative, I like that idea.
Anonymous (ID: M2fLb0Ro) United States No.22946705 [Report]
>>22945439
interesting
HaH ID
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22947166 [Report] >>22948492
Hey it's the dogfucker guy
Anonymous (ID: M2fLb0Ro) United States No.22947169 [Report]
>>22946703
ty
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22947198 [Report] >>22947199 >>22948492
DOG FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous (ID: M2fLb0Ro) United States No.22947199 [Report]
>>22947198
it's so fucking boring and vulgar
Anonymous (ID: PmQGAYeI) United States No.22948492 [Report] >>22950269
>>22947166
>>22947198
Gross. Wtf is wrong with you?
Anonymous (ID: Xmu82+Ye) United States No.22948540 [Report] >>22948551
>>22945382 (OP)
I walk up to an attractive white human female and aggressively sniff her coochie with my cock poking out of it's seethe while whining for sex
Anonymous (ID: PmQGAYeI) United States No.22948551 [Report] >>22948905
>>22948540
Some kind of white woman joke is usually most people's answer too. Do you really mean that? What if they get you neutered?
Anonymous (ID: 01pWpYp8) United Kingdom No.22948558 [Report] >>22948560
>>22945382 (OP)
Lick my lip stick
Anonymous (ID: PmQGAYeI) United States No.22948560 [Report] >>22948566
>>22948558
Tbh honest I'd lick my dick or balls too.
Anonymous (ID: 01pWpYp8) United Kingdom No.22948566 [Report] >>22948568
>>22948560
Probably have a go at my arse hole for good measure
Anonymous (ID: PmQGAYeI) United States No.22948568 [Report]
>>22948566
I mean fuck it, why not? All dogs do that.
Anonymous (ID: wlPJvjRI) United States No.22948580 [Report] >>22948583
>>22946214
suck my dick and lick my balls.
this is the only correct answer. thanks based German bro
Anonymous (ID: PmQGAYeI) United States No.22948583 [Report] >>22948908
>>22948580
It'd probably be weird as hell the first couple times. Especially with your new heightened sense of taste and smell. I guess any new canine instincts you have would override any human shame.
Anonymous (ID: Xmu82+Ye) United States No.22948905 [Report]
>>22948551
Of course. I will run away until I find the right owner for me.
Anonymous (ID: OaPtQh4C) United States No.22948908 [Report] >>22948972
>>22948583
Dogs have better smell not taste
Anonymous (ID: PmQGAYeI) United States No.22948972 [Report]
>>22948908
I guess what I meant is their sense of taste is different than ours. To a human it would probably taste like nasty dog ass but to a dog it might not
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950269 [Report] >>22950299 >>22950313
>>22948492
I don’t know ask the OP, he fucks dogs on record just look up
Knottypaw he has porn on the internet of himself fucking dogs I saw his face
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950277 [Report]
I’d def start trying to fuck and mount my owner up the ass in the laundry room, no doubts
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950298 [Report] >>22950299 >>22950313
Here’s his face
Anonymous (ID: M2fLb0Ro) United States No.22950299 [Report] >>22950306
>>22950269
>>22950298
what makes you think OP is the same person?
Anonymous (ID: M2fLb0Ro) United States No.22950300 [Report]
because otherwise you're just saying "I SAW THIS ONE GUY TALK ABOUT FUCKING DOGS LOOK AT ALL THESE IMAGES I HAVE ABOUT IT"
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950306 [Report]
>>22950299
He’s American and he always uses german Shepard images he’s been around for a while, he comes back every once in a while
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950313 [Report] >>22950333
>>22950269>>22950298
Whoa what the fuck is this? Dude.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950333 [Report] >>22950335
>>22950313
You know what, my bad. Just keep posting pictures of German Shepards
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950335 [Report] >>22950349
>>22950333
Well now I want to know more.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950349 [Report] >>22950351
>>22950335
I don’t know bro, you have all the power inside you
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950351 [Report] >>22950352
>>22950349
You're crazy.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950352 [Report] >>22950363
>>22950351
Were just waiting for the thread to really begin and you start posting German Shepard images
Anonymous (ID: PmQGAYeI) United States No.22950363 [Report]
>>22950352
This is just some dumb thread about a random question I thought of while laying on the couch one day. What about german shepards is triggering you so much? It was just some random picture I found on google of a dog laying down.
Anonymous (ID: d7PBRjOW) United States No.22950403 [Report]
>>22945382 (OP)
Bite my local jew
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950482 [Report] >>22950486
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950486 [Report] >>22950588
>>22950482
Yeah you look Canadian.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950588 [Report] >>22950594
>>22950486
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950594 [Report]
>>22950588
Maybe a little british too.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950633 [Report] >>22950637 >>22950797
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950637 [Report] >>22950663
>>22950633
I feel like something else is going on in that picture
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950663 [Report] >>22950714
>>22950637
Like what
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950714 [Report]
>>22950663
Idk maybe I'm imagining things. Just keep posting cute dog pictures.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950737 [Report] >>22950740
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950740 [Report] >>22950753
>>22950737
Do you own a German shepherd?
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950753 [Report] >>22950760
>>22950740
Ate you kidding me? It's too inconvenient living the apartment life, and also I'm too busy to seriously commit to looking after a big dog
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950754 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950760 [Report] >>22950762
>>22950753
But do you want one someday?
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950762 [Report] >>22950765 >>22950797
>>22950760
Yes of course!
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950765 [Report] >>22950770
>>22950762
What would you name her if you ever got one?
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950770 [Report] >>22950773
>>22950765
Her???
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950773 [Report] >>22950776
>>22950770
You'd get a male? Sorry I figured most people like the motherly protection of a female.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950776 [Report] >>22950785
>>22950773
Honestly I am not really sure, I'm not sure if it matters a whole lot but it feels more difficult then I thought it would be
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950785 [Report] >>22950794
>>22950776
Now that I think about it I'm definitely noticing a trend. You are kinda only posting male German shepherds.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950794 [Report]
>>22950785
How do you know they're male? I didn't realize it. They're just such majestic creatures, I post dogs that seem to be the fittest and of the highest caliber
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950797 [Report] >>22950799
>>22950633
>>22950762
How could you miss those?
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950799 [Report] >>22950802
>>22950797
They're like horses or donkeys it just adds to their beauty and majesty, I hadn't noticed, they look so stern and like untamed powerful creatures from the heart of the wilderness
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950802 [Report] >>22950993
>>22950799
Horses or donkeys? Weird comparison.
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22950888 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22950993 [Report] >>22951268
>>22950802
No you see, horses and donkeys are the most common animal associated with wild majestic animals, that are not dangerous to humans,
Anonymous (ID: Rx+Umdnf) Belgium No.22951026 [Report]
>>22945382 (OP)
shit on the carpet of a certain list of people
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951268 [Report] >>22951270
>>22950993
I wouldn't say donkeys are majestic
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951270 [Report] >>22951282
>>22951268
They have certain majestic qualities and are otherwise underrated
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951282 [Report] >>22951286
>>22951270
Whatever you say
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951286 [Report] >>22951294
>>22951282
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951294 [Report] >>22951296
>>22951286
Oh. I see.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951296 [Report] >>22951297 >>22951323
>>22951294
To some they are a mastic and regal animal. They are highly dependable, stalwart, sturdy and trustworthy.
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951297 [Report] >>22951300
>>22951296
That donkey has his dick out
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951300 [Report] >>22951304
>>22951297
But what about his majesty? Haven’t you ever depended on a donkey before? You’re probably all stuff, city slicker
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951301 [Report] >>22951305
I mean all soft*
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951304 [Report]
>>22951300
No, I can't say I ever have
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951305 [Report] >>22951317
>>22951301
Just like the donkey kek
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951317 [Report] >>22951336
>>22951305
I would have taken you for someone who has lived on a farm and knows what hard work is like
Anonymous (ID: O/tTG/eA) United States No.22951323 [Report]
>>22951296
>I HAVE A CUMMY ACHE
Anonymous (ID: kINcePPW) United States No.22951336 [Report] >>22951427
>>22951317
No. I was a pudgy spoiled city kid. Didn't grow up around farm animals. Although my mom was a hard worker and because of her job I did grow up around a bunch of dogs.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951427 [Report] >>22951581
>>22951336
Would you say that you’re chubby?
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951581 [Report]
>>22951427
No I'm pretty athletic. Even got 20/20 vision.
Anonymous (ID: gRx7Wz+9) Canada No.22951699 [Report] >>22951711
Found this gem
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22951711 [Report]
>>22951699
>You just know
Anonymous (ID: Vka6bpSg) United States No.22953028 [Report]
Bump
Anonymous (ID: dUx2JD9E) Canada No.22954689 [Report]
First, picrel
Anonymous (ID: dUx2JD9E) Canada No.22954700 [Report]
And then get my pack together for a bunch of picrel.