Thread 22947644

kek

>>22947644 (OP)
i look like the bottom right but i don t dothis

>>22947644 (OP)
horrific image thanks for sharing

i don't really like anal sex tbqh, my asshole doesnt feel right for 2 weeks afterwards, i mean, can't be very healthy and i don't wanna wear diapers or such

>>22947656
>*brrt* *brrt* *pfttt* *shlick* *ffftt* *brrt*

>>22947656
i'm sure it depends on how often and how rough, among other things
there's probably harm reduction stuff as well
but yeah, i think the mucous membranes get damaged/enflamed at the very least, from what i read
idk though

>>22947658
only once, but yeah the guy was a bit too rough

>>22947657
so if I can still fart hard and loud I'll be ok?

>>22947662
yes. this is valuable information (((they))) don't want you to know.

>>22947656
i think i saw a study that concluded it's pretty safe as long as you're not sticking something the size of a traffic cone up ur butt every night
but a apparently people do that for some reason

>>22947664
it be like that

>>22947663
thanks fren I'll pass the word

>>22947664
never had such fixations, luckily, although I won't judge

>>22947664
why were you reading studies about buttsex safety minecroft...

>>22947689
idiots on the internet were arguing about the study and as usual half of them hadn't even read it

>>22947693
lemme see what that british ass can do for me >_>

>>22947698
nothing leave me alone

>>22947704
i do that

>>22947664
Im always reminded of the medical journal image of a man that died in a contraption he used to shove a mortar shell up his ass

>>22949072
tyhat's like a demon possession or something

i'm like feminine/submissive or whatever but don't do butt stuff at all with my bf it's gross and doesn't even feel good. so much prep work, have to schedule your meals, eat a certain way. all for a yucky imitation of straight sex like no thanks it's way more intimate to give blow or handjobs

>>22949077
It definitely looked like one

>>22949100
i feel the same way

>>22949100
>no anal
Based
>oral and handjobs
Cringe

HAVE FUCKING THIGH SEX ALRIGHT
INTERCRURAL SEX IS PATRICIAN
STOP BEING A FUCKING RETARD AND GET YOUR THIGHS FUCKED ALREADY

>>22950780
>be woman
>better thighs naturally
>can build better thighs also naturally
>be faggot man
>have shit thighs
>subterfuge yourself into thinking shitty thighs are sexier than women's thighs

Y'know, women have fuckable assholes too, you fucking faggots.

>>22947644 (OP)
This made me laugh, I can't say why, but it did, thanks.

>>22950790
Fuckin' an ass is degenerate, unhygenic and an act of violence.
I'm not even gay; gays doing anal and oral PISSES ME OFF and they should fuck each other's thighs instead. I think that most historical homophobia stemmed from disgust at anal and oral rather than male romance. It was all fine and dandy when they were fucking each other's thighs, but then they started fucking each other's asses and sucking dick and that's when it became taboo, because those acts are the REAL issue.
As a straight man, gay men NOT having thigh sex PISSES ME OFF.

>>22950801
>glance at picrel file name
>fucking text
I'm not reading all that gay shit

>>22950805
I'm straight and you're gay because you feel insecure even considering reading this stuff.

>>22950808
I'm tired, dude. Why else would I be awake at 7am??? I drank too many energy drinks and I couldn't fucking sleep. Then I tried to sleep. But I have to call some people not too long from now. So, I can't a decent amount of sleep or I'll miss calling them. Soooooooo, I'm fucked I think (metaphorically). That's kind of where I am.

>>22950813
you gotta call some people? how come?

my life kinda fucked up as well

>>22950816
No. My life's faaaarrrrrr from fucked. I just fuck things up. Maybe? As far as I know, I just need to record a phone call to a realtor so my parents can buy a house here and also leave the USA too.

>>22949100
I agree completely

>>22947644 (OP)
tommy looks like this and does this

and stirby roleplays as yes chad on vrchat