>>22949434 Truth, you wouldn't understand. If you wanted to know the truth it would have already happened by now because all the information is out there and has been for decades. But you prefer to persist in the globohomo matrix since you are a braindead golem whose life has no meaning without these globohomo narratives.
>>22949432 (OP) Anyone have the animated gif of the cat jumping from the capsule? F
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7/17/2025, 8:16:21 PM No.22949448
>>22949441 >crashed into a hotel pool while paragliding, a young woman was also injured in the incident damn imagine just chilling by the pool with a pina colada and all of a sudden a weird shadow comes over you and WHAM paraglider to the face, getting smacked with the corpse of an Austrian extreme athlete
that would ruin your whole damn week! getting Baumgarten'd would definitely fuck up the vibe
>>22949432 (OP) >proving that the earth is in fact round as a ball That's why he was killed. He was threatening to reveal the truth. That the earth is not round!
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 8:56:45 PM No.22949455
>>22949434 Overdosing on fent in their trailer park
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:00:21 PM No.22949456
>>22949434 Honest answer is to derail off-topic shit threads on /pol/, they don't actually believe it but it keeps cross-board posters away
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:03:18 PM No.22949457
>>22949432 (OP) >Survives jumping to Earth from outer space >Doesn't survive basic paragliding session Bro fell off
>>22949457 Steve Irwin got ACK'd by a stingray despite a lifetime of jumping into alligator terruhtree
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:10:39 PM No.22949459
>>22949434 take the no earth pill the truth is its all an illusion
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 9:22:06 PM No.22949460
>>22949432 (OP) F. One of the great adventurers of our time. The capsule and spacediving suit for that stunt were really amazing. The put a ton of work into keeping the suit stable and safe if he passed out. The stability of his jump with no added motion or twisting away from the platform was critical, too. It's inevitable that a professional jumper dies in the air.