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Anonymous Norway 7/17/2025, 7:56:17 PM No.22949432 [Report] >>22949433 >>22949435 >>22949436 >>22949440 >>22949441 >>22949442 >>22949443 >>22949447 >>22949453 >>22949454 >>22949457 >>22949460 >>22949464
Felix Baumgartner dead
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The guy who famously jumped from outer space in a parachute, proving that the earth is in fact round as a ball.
He died in a paragliding accident.
Anonymous Morocco 7/17/2025, 7:58:05 PM No.22949433 [Report] >>22949437
>>22949432 (OP)
Fish Eye Lens
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 7:59:03 PM No.22949434 [Report] >>22949439 >>22949450 >>22949451 >>22949453 >>22949455 >>22949456 >>22949459
what is the endgame of flat earthers
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 7:59:38 PM No.22949435 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
>Adrenaline addict dies from his addiction
People like him are lucky until they arent
Anonymous Ireland 7/17/2025, 8:01:42 PM No.22949436 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
fitting
Anonymous Ireland 7/17/2025, 8:02:15 PM No.22949437 [Report]
>>22949433
true, but there is still a curve because the earth is a sphere
Anonymous Poland 7/17/2025, 8:02:55 PM No.22949438 [Report]
paragliding is insanely dangerous, parachutes aren't stable wings
Anonymous Unknown 7/17/2025, 8:04:31 PM No.22949439 [Report]
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>>22949434
Truth, you wouldn't understand. If you wanted to know the truth it would have already happened by now because all the information is out there and has been for decades. But you prefer to persist in the globohomo matrix since you are a braindead golem whose life has no meaning without these globohomo narratives.
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 8:04:34 PM No.22949440 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
he'll be alright
Anonymous Nepal 7/17/2025, 8:05:37 PM No.22949441 [Report] >>22949446 >>22949448
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>>22949432 (OP)
>possibly due to sudden illness

vax
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 8:07:36 PM No.22949442 [Report] >>22949444
>>22949432 (OP)
Chat is this real?
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 8:09:41 PM No.22949443 [Report] >>22949449 >>22949449 >>22949462
>>22949432 (OP)
It's hard to believe it's been almost twenty years since this video came out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ng2vTXxnD20
Anonymous Unknown 7/17/2025, 8:09:47 PM No.22949444 [Report] >>22949445
>>22949442
wiki already updated
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 8:11:11 PM No.22949445 [Report]
>>22949444
No reputable news sites have reported it, sounds more like a tax evasion scheme
Anonymous Nepal 7/17/2025, 8:12:01 PM No.22949446 [Report]
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>>22949441
Nevermind
Anonymous Germany 7/17/2025, 8:13:36 PM No.22949447 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
Anyone have the animated gif of the cat jumping from the capsule?
F
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 8:16:21 PM No.22949448 [Report]
>>22949441
>crashed into a hotel pool while paragliding, a young woman was also injured in the incident
damn imagine just chilling by the pool with a pina colada and all of a sudden a weird shadow comes over you and WHAM paraglider to the face, getting smacked with the corpse of an Austrian extreme athlete

that would ruin your whole damn week! getting Baumgarten'd would definitely fuck up the vibe
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 8:17:15 PM No.22949449 [Report]
>>22949443
>>22949443
warning: extremely chill vibes alert
Anonymous France 7/17/2025, 8:17:36 PM No.22949450 [Report]
>>22949434
To act like they know something you don't so they can finally have something to feel superior about.
Anonymous Germany 7/17/2025, 8:20:50 PM No.22949451 [Report]
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>>22949434
Shekel. It's always about Shekel.
fags are gay United States 7/17/2025, 8:22:53 PM No.22949452 [Report]
tried to send it; got broke the fuck off
shitty
Anonymous Finland 7/17/2025, 8:24:27 PM No.22949453 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
F
>>22949434
Judaism.
Anonymous Sweden 7/17/2025, 8:50:43 PM No.22949454 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
>proving that the earth is in fact round as a ball
That's why he was killed. He was threatening to reveal the truth. That the earth is not round!
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 8:56:45 PM No.22949455 [Report]
>>22949434
Overdosing on fent in their trailer park
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 9:00:21 PM No.22949456 [Report]
>>22949434
Honest answer is to derail off-topic shit threads on /pol/, they don't actually believe it but it keeps cross-board posters away
Anonymous United Kingdom 7/17/2025, 9:03:18 PM No.22949457 [Report] >>22949458
>>22949432 (OP)
>Survives jumping to Earth from outer space
>Doesn't survive basic paragliding session
Bro fell off
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 9:05:06 PM No.22949458 [Report]
>>22949457
Steve Irwin got ACK'd by a stingray despite a lifetime of jumping into alligator terruhtree
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 9:10:39 PM No.22949459 [Report]
>>22949434
take the no earth pill
the truth is its all an illusion
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 9:22:06 PM No.22949460 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
F. One of the great adventurers of our time.
The capsule and spacediving suit for that stunt were really amazing. The put a ton of work into keeping the suit stable and safe if he passed out. The stability of his jump with no added motion or twisting away from the platform was critical, too.
It's inevitable that a professional jumper dies in the air.
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 9:22:58 PM No.22949461 [Report]
vax status?
Anonymous Ireland 7/17/2025, 9:24:39 PM No.22949462 [Report]
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>>22949443
Anonymous Unknown 7/17/2025, 9:36:33 PM No.22949463 [Report]
WTF! He was born on 4/20/69. R.I.P. Legend. Bless him. I learned about him 8 years ago. He was handsome and fit.
Anonymous United States 7/17/2025, 9:40:28 PM No.22949464 [Report]
>>22949432 (OP)
>famously jumped from outer space in a parachut

remember the massive death spin??