Thread 22949809

Would you do it, /pol/?

One month for 100k? That's too low in rate of investment

>>22949809 (OP)
id do it for a year

>>22949809 (OP)
i would do it and then buy $100k worth of food and water and stay for longer.

GET REAL, BITCHES

Can I bring a large suitcase full of a selection of books from the bookcase?

>>22949809 (OP)
>no access to internet, phones, or TV
Oh you mean a huge chunk of my childhood? Yeah I think I can manage that for a month.

>>22949809 (OP)
ok I bring in my book collection
100k isn't a lot of money but it wouldn't be bad

>>22949809 (OP)
I'd pay that much for the opportunity.

>>22949809 (OP)
>On the last day you walk out
No, I do not walk out.

>>22949809 (OP)
People rent out cabins like that for thousands of dollars a month on airbnb.

KILLER PRIEST KILL THE BEAST

SEVEN HUNDRED WIVES
AND THREE HUNDRED FREAKS

i get bored as fuck with no internet after a few hours of being stuck inside couldnt imagine no tv either

>>22949809 (OP)
actually i'd do it for a year but start on the 1st of July. That way i'd only get taxed for $50k per tax year and probably say a lot of money that way.

>>22949809 (OP)
Call me jannie because I'd do it for free

>>22949809 (OP)
>Have a regular summer holiday, except it's cold outside
>Get paid
Sure?

>>22949822
it says you get everything you need in terms of food and water, which i understand to mean bottles of bourbon. you wont get bored that way mate.

>>22949809 (OP)
>Here's a hypothetical where you get free money hurrrrr
Just fucking kill yourself bro

>>22949821
Didn't this bald manlet confessed he only had sex with like 3 woman a midget and a dude?

>>22949809 (OP)
I’d do it for free

>>22949809 (OP)
sounds easy especially if i can take my guns with me

>>22949809 (OP)
sure, if I can bring some books and drawing supplies

>>22949809 (OP)
The horror!

>>22949809 (OP)
I'd love to go on a paid vacation.

>>22949811
keep the 100k and just let me live there forever and we're square, especially if food/water is plentiful, that's the only hard part, i could fuck off 24/7 and build random cool shit like minecraft and yeah, i build stuff for a living so it would be cake.

>>22949809 (OP)
Sure that sounds like a vacation.
As a kid my parents used to go to Colorado and rent a log cabin, and we'd stay for around 3 weeks. No TV no internet this was the 90s so we didn't have a cell phone.
It'd be just like what I did every summer as a kid. I always really enjoyed it. Spent most of my time running around the forest or climbing the mountain or fishing in the river.

>>22949816
>>22949816
>can i bring my portable propaganda?
lmao millenials

>>22949809 (OP)
do I get books?

>>22949809 (OP)
One month goon session for 100k? Better bring some extra lotion

>>22949809 (OP)
I would stay there forever

>>22949816
The Hardy Boys... The complete set... That will last you a month, alright.

>>22949809 (OP)
Yeah that would be easy money

>>22949809 (OP)
reminds me of this CYOA

>>22949809 (OP)
Yeah.
But seriously, Trump should stop hiding the Epstein files.

>>22949809 (OP)
Who is this question for? Oh. It's for the legion of brown invaders living in America's hive cities.

>>22949809 (OP)
In a fucking heartbeat. I wouldn't leave

I do this for free once a year already.
I am considering starlink for my spot however.

>>22949809 (OP)
I'd pay to do it.
>>22949812
No shit; this.

>>22949809 (OP)
1 month only? this is some normie ass shit.

>>22949809 (OP)
Yes.

>>22949810
>>22949813
>>22949820
>>22949821
What colo(u)r is your 15 year old?
What colo(u)r is your 10/10 ladyboy?

Fucking brokies, subscribe to Hustler's University.

>>22949809 (OP)
gimme 100k per month and I will turn that into a job

>>22949809 (OP)
if I get books, sure. not that hard and easily worth it.
I'd stay in there even longer to ensure I can neetmax after coming back out.

>>22949834
100K for that? maybe.

>>22949840
ha, my 8 year old is reading those.

>>22949809 (OP)
only 1 month?

>>22949809 (OP)
Ez, a month in solitude with daily meditation sounds like paradise

>>22949822
Learn to project asstrally and you'll never be board a day in you're life

>>22949809 (OP)
Are you allowed to leave the cabin and walk around, too? Are you allowed any kind of literature? Or is it basically the padded cell except a hut this time around?

>>22949809 (OP)
Just give me the fucking cabin lad, keep the food and water I can handle myself

>>22949809 (OP)
Keep the money, I'd stay for life.

>>22949821
Show us ur flag bro!!! What country? You take that cia asset srsly? Kek what is it? Jeet maybe?i must know

>>22949809 (OP)
Can I do it every month?

>>22949809 (OP)
Get paid to go on vacation? Yes

>>22949809 (OP)
LMAO easily and not only that I would have a great time. You have no idea how good I am at staring at walls and thinking about all manner of things. If this actually exists, sign me up. Easy money.

>>22949809 (OP)
Can I stay there longer?
4 weeks isn't enough to think about all the things I'll spend that 100k on.

>>22949809 (OP)

Easy if few books allowed.

>>22949813
This person, whoever he is, is so spiritually dead its not even funny. It genuinely should not even be possible.

>>22949809 (OP)
If books are allowed I have no bother then, sign me up for a 6 month stint, give me 600 grand when I get out, let me do a bit of shopping about and get some new books in and them put me back in for another 6 months. No bother mate.

>>22949836
lol stay mad

>>22949826
You're going to be disappointed when you show up and it's hard tact rations and Poland spring bottled water.

>>22949866
You know who he is, you know he's right, you know you will never be a woman.

>>22949809 (OP)
I did this for 1400€ on a ship without internet and I was working on top of that.

>>22949809 (OP)
I'd pay 100k to do it

>>22949869
whats wrong about our water?

>>22949809 (OP)
Do I get $100K for every month I stay? If so, I've found my new "job."

>>22949869
hard tack is alright. the weevils only make it better

No problem...

I would do it for 10k. Honestly 5k. Or free. I can do it for free easily. I will stay twice as long as required for free.

>>22949834
Psst buy land in another country, build a cabin, set up water boiler and water tank, plumbing with worm septic, and solar panels. Get a chicken for eggs, bulk up on rice, canned goods, flour, yeast if you like baking, set up inside garden. Go into town every month as needed.

>>22949878
sounds like you need to read Walden

>>22949809 (OP)
Easily. This post was made by a teenager. I've already practically done this every time I go on vacation to my cottage. It's fucking amazing.

>>22949879
Don't know don't care, where I live land is cheap and tax free. Already picked out a name for my chicken

>>22949881
No you don't name them, or else it makes you cry when you have to slaughter them

>>22949881
no, im saying you probably really like the book. its about a guy in the US who did that back when. its a great read.

>>22949809 (OP)
I'd do it for free if I don't have to walk out after a month

>>22949809 (OP)
Yes, easily. What a retarded post

>>22949809 (OP)
Do what? Leave? No i would stay there, its not full of niggers and women and goes damn jews

>>22949809 (OP)
This is such a reddit question.
Almost everyone would surely say yes but they're fishing for the one in a hundred internet addicted zoomer who would refuse because he has to play minecraft and vape all day.
And then they could all go off on how fucked le next generation is and thank god they were raised with the beetles and queen and then the full millennial circlejerk commences. It's all so fucking trite.

>>22949809 (OP)
I'm 43. This would be so easy for me. Even easier if I can bring pen and paper.

>>22949809 (OP)
I would do it for free. It sounds like paradise. Imagine having a whole month without any of the distractions of modern society.

>>22949809 (OP)
Yes

>>22949809 (OP)
Um… lots of people actually pay money to do this.

Especially now with 99% of the internet being AI and threads like this on /pol/? Yes please.

>>22949809 (OP)
Now ask the same question but the environment is a shantytown shack in South Africa.

>>22949809 (OP)
Can I stay for a year and leave with 1.2M?

What do I get besides the necessities? I'd probably do it.

>>22949887
probably right anon. honestly (and thankfully) i already pretty much live like OP is asking us to do. i do have power and the internet obviously, but if i didn't have a wife and kids i'd easily be able to stay at home for a month at a time. it would be great. as it is i have to go out twice a month for milk and yogurt and shit like that for the kids.

>>22949809 (OP)
this question is basically a poorfag test

>>22949889
Heaven on earth

>>22949821
>he looks like a dork
well thats enough about this faggot this year

>>22949809 (OP)
Why the fuck would I leave?

>>22949809 (OP)
I would do this for free, for the rest of my life. The more remote the cabin is the better. I would live and die there.

>>22949840
I’m going to reread the entire animorphs series

>>22949809 (OP)
Yeah.

>everyone saying yes so far

Is anyone a bad enough dude to argue for why they wouldn't do it?

>>22949828
I’d believe that. He’s basically a comedian, I don’t think people were supposed to take him as seriously as they do.

>>22949809 (OP)
The rural Mainer
>free firewood!!!

>>22949809 (OP)
Obviously yeah. I'd do it for free.

>>22949851
Excuse me Saar, I am willing to work this anons job for 1000 a month.

>>22949900
You'd get bored amd start making pipe bombs though.

I get a month of no rent in a house?
For free?
You'll pay me to live there?

>>22949809 (OP)

Easy 100K. I can do this easily.

>>22949870
There's no real argument to be made in favor of people not at least having the capacity and willfulness to prepare food for themselves. It might not make sense to prepare everything you eat from unprocessed foodstuffs every single meal for the rest of your life, depending on your lifestyle or responsibilities, but to imply that you should actively avoid this as a point of principle is indeed retarded.

If books allowed it's a no-brainer. If nothing allowed, no pen and paper,no wood carving, no nothing it's more doubtful. I'd do it either way but anyone claiming it'd be a piece of cake is lying.

>>22949836
>books
>an invention from the dawn of humanity or at least the renaissance.
tell me you're a brain dead zoomer without telling me you're a brain dead zoomer.

>>22949909
it's a tiny ass cabin anon
and the woods around it is haunted

>>22949809 (OP)
Do I have to move out?

>>22949809 (OP)
Why is everything on the internet just stupid shit to waste my time at this point?

>>22949809 (OP)
Sure, if we discount time sleeping (8 hours), time pissing, shitting, doing chores (around 1 hour or so) and time cooking and eating (around 1 hour) that leaves me 14 hours of the day with nothing to do where Ill get bored to death, I already spend 8 hours with nothing to do and bored to death on my minimum wage job, for 6 hours more per day Id make in a month what Ill make on 7 years or so.

Yeah, I know, I make minimum wage but I literally sit on a chair for 8 hours with MAYBE 30 minutes of effective work (automated parking lot worker), they pretty much pay me for getting bored and dooze around.

>>22949809 (OP)
I would rather live in a snowy cabin in the middle of the woods than a poorly ventilated mcmansion in the 100 degrees south.

>>22949809 (OP)
>Would you do it, /pol/?
Implying I haven't already had to do something like this out of necessity or because of the job I had at the time. Easy $100000 for me.

>>22949809 (OP)
That's too generous. The elites would prefer it if we all slept in Tents outside of UPS so save that extra money assuming they don't outright import jeets. You can't even live in a cabin away from civilization anymore because Jews want to nickle and dime every second of your life.

>>22949809 (OP)
What's the catch? Do I have to live there with a high school girl or something?

>>22949809 (OP)
just two questions:
-can i build a sauna
-do i have to leave after the month?

>>22949809 (OP)
Let me keep the cabin and land at the end.

>>22949809 (OP)
I'll do it for free if I may also stay there 5evar.

>>22949917
>Ill get bored to death
What a retarded drama queen you are. Put a skirt on and change your name to Sarah.

IMPORTANT QUESTION

stay in the cabin: you have to sleep and have your meals there
vs
stay *IN* the cabin: you have to stay inside 24/7

I'm guessing it's the second, I'm also guessing I don't get to bring a trunk full of books along (because that would make it too easy), in which case I guess it's time to finally learn how to whittle firewood.

Yeah free food and shelter for easy money! I can spend my time reading and going hiking. Am I doing this alone or can a bring a persion?

>>22949809 (OP)
Can I stay 2 months and double my money?

many finns already do this during summer months and are filling to pay for it

>>22949813
>fridge
>"ooh an onion"
do people keep onions in their fridge?

>>22949809 (OP)
>be me
>be sat here at my computer
>can hear my retarded next-door neighbour screaming "Fucking come on!" at his television as he watches football
>It's women's football
>Women's football
Take me to the fucking cabin already

>>22949927
Rather bring a doggo

>>22949809 (OP)
what if we cuddled in an isolated cabin in the woods.....

>>22950070
absurd...

BBC ID :/

>>22949809 (OP)
EASY

>>22949809 (OP)
Easy

>>22949809 (OP)
Not even a question

>>22949809 (OP)
Can I bring my laptop and my 500 Terabytes of furry porn?

>>22949812
This, food and supplies and tools to make food and keep all the cunts out that will want to come take it when their food runs out.

>>22949809 (OP)
Do I have access to any guns and ammo? Else I'm getting bored as hell.