Is 26 too late to get your life on track?

>>22949929 (OP)
Yes, it's over. Dogs won't even love you now. Get a cat and accept the look of disdain.

>>22949929 (OP)
Says the corporate stooge. Work is for women and shitskins bruh. Im neetmaxxing like the biggest kike ever to live. Give me my disabilty so shitskins and women can be my little fucking tax cattle.

>>22949929 (OP)
if you are paying any attention to the world around you, there isn't even a track there for you.

>>22949929 (OP)
Only if you act like it is.

>>22949929 (OP)
>Is 26 too late to get your life on track?
If you still have some functioning prefrontal cortex left you can seek Enlightenment.

>>22949929 (OP)
As long as you looksmax and abandon incel tier far right ideologies.
You MIGHT have a chance.

>>22949932
based. it just is bros. be unburdened

>>22949929 (OP)

No.

>>22949930
>>22949931
>>22949932
>>22949933
I want an attractive wife(nothing too crazy like a model), children, sense of belonging with a great community and intelligent, well educated friends along with a high paying job(just 65k, not too much right?)

When I was a kid it didn't seem impossible. Most adults I saw had them. Now it's like I'm in another world. I don't even know when the switch happened. It's like I fell asleep while awake. What do I do /pol/?

>>22949929 (OP)
I'm 35 and just started school again, plan on getting CompTIAcerts next year and getting my foot in the door.
I don't touch women tho, too risky. They just steal your shit and make you want to kill yourself.
Not too late.

>>22949929 (OP)
I'm 35 now and pretty much for the last ten years I've alternated every year between being a normal functioning member of society that's entirely capable of having friends and getting pusy, and an alcoholic shut-in that spends 12 hours at a time playing skyrim and trying to see how long I can make it before my hyper-specific build devolves into a stealth archer.

So no, 26 is not too late to get your life back on track.

>>22949938
I dont want a "wife"(slavery to a female)
Or children (tax wagie cattle)

>>22949930
I think walking a cat instead of a dog will make girls think I'm introspective and soft but not in a gay way. Idk tho when I would walk my puppy Roy I did get a lot of compliments.

>>22949929 (OP)
It's never too late to try. Colonel Sanders was like 60 when he made KFC

>>22949940
sounds like you have a soul to me

>>22949929 (OP)
No.

No, your life basically ends at conception

>>22949943
But he was a colonel

>>22949940
Surprised it isn't oblivion or Morrowind. I bet you use mods. What do you tell employers when they ask about resume gaps?

>>22949941
Don't you want someone to be your confidant and allow you to be vulnerable and children that you can teach and pass wisdom to?

>>22949947
*jew

>>22949929 (OP)
yes KAPPA

Yeah it’s over OP kill yourself you old fuck

>>22949929 (OP)
I'm 27, and no.
It's only too late when you're past 40

>>22949952

Do you have a good face?

>>22949953
How well are you doing in life 27 bro? Have you obtained a salary, kids and a house?

>>22949929 (OP)
Maybe the best time to start anon, if not a few years before

>>22949939
>, plan on getting CompTIAcerts next year and getting my foot in the door.
probably too late for this brother a.i. taking all this shit

>>22949949
That's not modern women. That's not modern Gen alpha.

>>22949944
Thank you, I wish I felt the same way
>>22949948
Both of those are much deeper lore-wise, so they're the better games imo, but skyrim is honestly so beautiful that I often find myself just walking around exploring with my battlewhore harem(lydia, mjoll, the other nord bitch, and jenassa). So yeah, I use mods. No coomer shit though.

>>22949929 (OP)
No.

>>22949929 (OP)
>>22949929 (OP)
up to you, I wanted to hit the gym at 26 but didn't because I felt it was too late, now I am 29 and it actually is too late, I wish I started at 26 I could've conquered the world

>>22949934
>Enlightenment
Is that some kind of temping agency?

>>22949929 (OP)
It's never too late fren :)

>>22949955
Yes fortunately and I do have a car, but I am unemployed and flunked college(community)

>>22949948
>What do you tell employers when they ask about resume gaps?
Forgot to respond to this part. None of them really ask about it. I'm an electrician by trade, I've been doing automation/controls shit for a while now. Nobody really seems to care about the gaps. Once you've got 10 or so years under your belt in this industry, they just want verifiable employment history that shows you know what the hell you're talking about.

>>22949929 (OP)
It’s never too late

>>22949967
How the fuck did he do that?

>>22949939
dont listen to this retard >>22949958
anyone who knows shit about technology and falls for ai hype is an idiot

>>22949929 (OP)
>Is 26 too late to get your life on track?

Its too early. Wait until you are 46.

>>22949956
>Have you obtained a salary
Is 55k pre tax a salary? I'm paid hourly.
>kids and house
Neither, I never even had a girlfriend

>>22949967
The dream scenario

>>22949929 (OP)
Track leading where? You likely won't win Olympics or be first spot in NHL draft.

>>22949966
Do you have body pain from your type of work?

>>22949929 (OP)
not at all
get going nigger
seize what you want
it is just a simple matter of will

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>>22949970
Everybody always says the 40's, do you just become retarded or something in that age decade?

>>22949949
>someone to be your confidant and allow you to be vulnerable
That's how you make your woman lose all respect for you, anon. You're supposed to be her rock. Sorry to say but you're not cut out for marriage.

>>22949977
fren, anyone who tells you to wait till your fucking 40s is an enemy of yours. you can still do it at 30, 35, or even in the 40s, but waiting that long is very suicidal. early as possible. if you wait till 40s it will fuck up things like children and whatnot. more to this than just money

>>22949971
Damn, same. Well I am unemployed rn but most I ever made was 50k a year. Pre tax ofc. Fuck man. At least I consumed all that Vidya, anime, manga and porn.

>>22949974
Not really. Just sore feet, but that'll happen to anyone when you're walking around a factory 12 hours a day.

>>22949978
Who are men supposed to go to then?

>>22949929 (OP)
depends on how far off track you are. for example, if you're a neet still living with your parents and that old with no job experience or education then yeah, its over.

>>22949982
>Who are men supposed to go to then?
The bottle, or work, or anonymous strangers on a senegalese cock and ball torture forum.

>>22949982
The boys. Also, God.

>>22949929 (OP)
No bro, I did it. Now I'm high paying AI consultant. From hustling to this. It won't get you rich in toothpaste land. But it will leave you with a good chance to start contracting and make it.

>>22949983
nah not if you are smart or lucky

>>22949982
Drinking buddies, higher powers.

>>22949986
How many interviews did it take?

on track towards what?

>>22949987
Smarts alone don't get you far, luck can't be counted on since it's a gamble.
You've gotta specialize in something and achieving complete mastery over a set of skills takes about 10 years of education and practice.

Your life is 100% over once the pos AI world order sets in.
Accept the NEET buyout the US gov will offer to you (food stamps, sex robots) and fade away quietly.

>>22949991
And today’s day and age, even if you make it this for you can’t really count on having more than another 3 to 5 years, maybe 8 max before this entire system fucking collapses.

>>22949990
The American Dream

>>22949989
I started from the bottom IT support. 2 Interviews.

>>22949929 (OP)
You're not even getting started living, man. Just accept that a lot of high-end, success guaranteed pathways closed for you the moment you drifted off the road and do what you can to get yourself a comfortable, dignified living. This is conditional on how bad your fuck-ups were along the way. Just wasting time is nothing, doing crimes is big.

That's literally me but I'm 29 now......
I am on mental meds to even survive.

>>22949929 (OP)
Yes, now it's time for NEETdom and chill.

>>22949995
As a follow up. I started for a company that mass outsourced their IT support. I just rushed certificates as quick as I could and I took on any chance to be a system admin/Network admin. I basically job hopped and negotiated often. While keeping up with my certificates, just today I've got another one based on DevOps bs. There are a lot of shortcuts and dumps. You just have to want it bad and go harder than the rest of the plebs.

>>22949932
God that shit is gay. A group of people that literally use propaganda in everything to influence people into being bad claim everybody is naturally bad. Okay so what's all the propaganda and murder for retards? I could apply this rule to their families. Would they feel the same as their childrens heads are removed? No. They are just faggots in the dark. Cone outside and see how the world works you pussies. I hate those faggots.

>>22949996
You're in Portugal, maybe it's different for me.

>>22949929 (OP)
Only if you start retaining, work on your shadow, your anima and seek Vril.

>>22949938
Before I get called a recruiter I just want to say death to all jews, I denounce the talmud, and the USA is a satanic nigger empire.
Now my recomendation is to join the air force, space force, or coast guard. Get a electrical-type maintance job or a cyber job. Get out the military and work for a federal agency making decent money. Don't get married while in the military, actually don't tell a girl that you were even in the military.
Just don't get kicked out like me.

>>22949929 (OP)
Absolutely not. As a man, you haven't even gotten started yet at 26.

>>22949993
I wouldn't be so sure. Systems rarely collapse completely, they usually evolve.
I ride the AI tiger and it won't be able to replace me for at least a decade or two, since my job requires actual cognition that's not solely dependent on language.

No. I got mine on track at 24 and married at 26. Just had a kid.

>>22949979
being a wagecuck wont all of the sudden land you a gf and kids though so not sure what you mean with your post
i know bc i tried, im neeting now

>>22949929 (OP)
You’ve got time to turn things around
After 28 the intensity kicks up
After about 33 things get pretty blackpilled
35 it’s over unless you get yourself a 90 day gook bunny

>>22949982
Nothing wrong with vidya, anime, or manga honestly.
Shits either free or low cost (of entry) and everything else is either expensive or regulated or not available where you live

>>22950009
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>>22950008
eh im 31 without gf, currently neeting after my first job after a stem degree, should i start panicking? i dont know man, its not like anything is guaranteed, its not like i get the gf of my dreams by waging and without gf seriously waging sucks ass and doesnt lead nowhere unless maybe you got a comfy homeoffice bullshit job its soulcrushing
all the wokeness too it starts from the interviews, some 90 IQ hr roasties that you have to constantly lie to to even get hired, its hell imo

>>22950007
It's hard to improve your life without money

>>22950011
Have you had gfs before anon. That is important. Having a job is crucial in this world, but also your own attractiveness on the whole.

>>22949939
Same fren but 33. Im gonna be a cnc machinist

lmao no not even close, you haven't even had the time to truly fuck up yet.

>>22950013
im not a virgin and i look good, but i have not much luck meeting the right people at anything neither jobs nor girls
i am just at a point i dont feel like applying randomly anymore i just fucking hate this shit
its all so fake, i think one reason is i look good i feel i could meet a girl anywhere and i dont have to be a bank manager to get pussy

>>22950012
i didnt feel like being a wagie gives you a lot of money desu, if you wanted to get wealthy like this youd have to wage a lifetime
it just not feasible
im not working so i can be wealthy when im old and about to die

>>22950016
Well that's good. I mean, having a good partner is a fundamental part of development as an adult. I hope things turn out right.

>>22949929 (OP)
I did it at 27. took me like 3 years. Got married at 30 and got a career and everything. Never been healither or happier. 32 now.

I addressed physical health first, then financial health, and then the relationship developed naturally.

>>22949929 (OP)
yes u nearly 30

>>22950018
the problem is to me it all just feels like random luck
to get a comfy job? luck
get a gf you actually want? luck
like i have to get accepted by the right people for anything to happen, doesnt feel like i have any power over anything, feels kinda depressing but also puts me in clownmode were i feel nothing matters anyways, being alone and neeting isnt the worst and i also feel its not my fault if this system is so retarded

>>22949982
Anon, asking /pol/ for advice on women is like asking jeets their advice on ice fishing.

First step is confiding in a mental health professional, someone who can help you identify your unhealthy patterns and thought-traps. Then, as you develop a stronger sense of yourself, you should absolutely try to find a romantic partner you feel comfortable confiding in. You can and should learn to let your guard down with someone you love. Its scary, but to be loved is to be seen in full, keeping your walls up will prevent you finding real comfort and connection with your partner.

Now close this tab. Godspeed.

>>22950011
Don’t panic. Life is not about bagging hotties. Having a loving enduring relationship is nice but I’ve been married 10 years and have made several posts about how fucking terrible and insufferable women are.
After 10 years, many modern women will surely turn on you for their own selfish reasons. They want subservient men.
Getting married and wagecucking are slavery.

Sometimes I wish I never talked to women and just lived my life. I’d probably have a safe HOA free home by now

>>22950001
Believe me, there's no place on the Western world where real opportunities, not nigneetbux, are worse than Portugal.

>>22950023
>First step is confiding in a mental health professional, someone who can help you identify your unhealthy patterns and thought-traps.
Advice discarded.

>>22950071
it's true
some counselors and therapists are decent
psychiatrists and psychologists tend to suck, for most peoples purposes

>>22949929 (OP)
it's getting there but not yet