Thread 22951852

i went outside today and picked these blackberries and made them into a blackberry crunch. this is my story

>>22951852 (OP)
i added sugar to them

>>22951852 (OP)
how will this prevent your wife from tonguing nigger anus?

>>22951853
then i took a bowl and added flour, oats, brown sugar and butter

>>22951852 (OP)
Perfect to make a jam or jelly, enjoy a few for me anon. Have a wonderful day!

>>22951854
after mixing i place mixture on top of berries

I also pick black berries with my trad wife and she makes me jam with them

>>22951856
i have made 20 pints of jam, i still have alot of them. i make this blackberry smoothie.
>2 cups blackberry
>2 tablespoons sugar
>2 tsp lemon juice
>ice
im blackberry rich

>>22951852 (OP)
Take one or two, put them in a little bowl and add water. Then add Salt. Watch what happens :^)
Then Take the parasite pill

it's almost time to eat these. i can't wait for a feast with my son while we walk. blackberry season is enjoyable.

>>22951860
if blackberries kill parasites than they are for sures dead inside me, i have coffee cans full in the fridge, i think im just gonna make wine with the.

>>22951862
Theyre not dead inside the blackberries lol. The Salt kills them and they come out. Try it. Same thing with strawberries and raspberries

>>22951859
Oh to trade places for a day. I’ve never tried homemade jellies or jams before. No good edible berries this far north. One day I’d like to move to the states and try real bbq as well. I’d bring down a quarter caribou and see what magic you guys could whip up

>>22951853

decided to add some berries to your sugar?

>>22951860
ok, i did it. what now?

Pretty based, OP

>>22951867
its in the oven bro, im pretty excited

>>22951864
I’ve been jampilled lately too. Made raspberry jam with some fresh picked raspberries, it was the best jam I’ve tasted

>>22951852 (OP)
Good job, anon. I fertilize my blackberries with chicken manure, the bushes get up to 9 feet tall.

>>22951868
I’m totally jelly! (Get it??)

>>22951870
Here, I just took a pic for your based thread.

i should make jam or something, but i can't stop myself from eating my berries fresh as soon as i pick them
more people should grow edible plants, if your climate can support a lawn it can support food bearing perennials

>>22951870
these are wild blackberries and if i water or fertilize them they do poorly. if i leave them alone and just pick them they do better

>>22951866
Watch for very small worms

>>22951858
Chek'd. Based, enjoy anon.

I made a grape syrup the korean way called cheong last year. I'll probably do it again this year but try some with honey instead of sugar. really good on yogurt or cottage cheese, or in kefir or on waffles

>>22951872
if you pinch the grow tip, they will branch out.

>>22951852 (OP)
>>22951853
Got a bunch of Mars bars today for free as I was in the mood, but already have a large stash of other treats that will last me at least a month. Zero effort, life is good.

>>22951878
Yeah, I used to pay more attention to them but the yield is so high I just ignore them now, apart from scattering some fertilizer on them when I clean out the coop every spring. These bushes cover about half an acre. I let the chickens eat the lower berries.

>>22951868
looks pretty delicious fren
enjoy

>>22951872
I am so envious of you fuckers who live in dense nature like this. I am certain all of the neurosis I've been plagued with my entire life are a direct result of living being an urbanite.

>>22951880
lol, im exactly the same, my rooster has learned to jump up and grab a branch and hold it while the hens eat the berries. even my chickens are tired of blackberries

>>22951882
We still get entitled boomers and crackheads from the city filter out this way on occasion, to trespass or be noisy. Have a pic of a canoe chase when I called DNR on a habitual trespasser when I realized he was clamming illegally.

That's his own canoe they are chasing him in, by the way... he had been stashing it on my property and I told him it would be gone the next time he did it. He did it again so I threw it out. A neighbor took it. Then when DNR showed up they commandeered it and chased him down in his own canoe. He was so pissed when he saw it. Then they impounded his other canoe, kek.

>>22951852 (OP)
Whoa you made sure your harvesting license was applicable for the date and area you did the harvest correct? I trust no restricted harvesting tools were used. Also did you remember to fill in the relevant sections on your supplemental berries of type black report card? Remember you can't sell the berries if you only have a sport harvesting license.

>>22951883
They really like the leaves too.

>>22951884
the illegal shellfishers around me all are shitskins. without exception.
t. north coast oreganon

>>22951855
>brown sugar
This guy knows what's up. This is how you make proper confectionaries/baking.

>>22951887
I see chinks catching eels and frogs in the drainage ditches when I go into the city, which is about 25% jeet now. If I go into a grocery store it's 90% staffed by jeets. Walmart is 100% jeet staff, and around 90% jeet customers. Canada is gone.

>>22951868
HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP HURRY UP

>>22951875
This. If none come out, good on you. But our had them, unfortunately. Didn't find out until I had eaten a bunch.

>>22951884
>>22951887
there are quite a few rednecks that poach deer year round around me. they dont kill pregnant does though. its basically unofficially allowed due to overpopulation. but if you kill it and leave it lay they will put you in prison for a few years

>>22951891
Nothing wrong with a bit of salt in your jam, soak them and then wash them. There are insect parts in all store bought food.

>>22951892
https://youtu.be/CKhGiFOMsS0

>>22951890
i keep checking it every few minutes
>>22951891
i take ivomec every month, parisites, cancer and covid are not my problem

>>22951893
you boil jam, do you not understand the point of cooking?
>protip: its to sterilize it

I make a 20-egg egg salad every week, the rest are just sunny side up in the morning with salted butter on toast.

>>22951852 (OP)
Faggot

>>22951896
Yeah, I make jam too, but if he's that worried about eating dead worms he can soak in salt first and rinse them in a colander.

>>22951897
I prefer my eggs soft boiled and I usually do 2 or 3 a day for lunch. that hot, runny yolk when eating it whole is fantastic

>>22951875
They're not parasites , they can be eaten.

>>22951896
sterilization is a side effect.

>>22951895
Good call, but I don't think they're actually parasitic, just gross. Probably harmless otherwise. I never noticed ang difference in taste or anything..

>>22951897
i eat lots of egg salad sandwiches. i bake whole grain bread i make with my wondermill. add a couple pieces of fresh picked lettuce and toast bread and im in heaven. i like to add cucumber, peppers a and tomato fro. my garden. sometimes i add fresh dill which gives it a nice kick.

>>22951900
That's good too. Or poached.
I'm going to eat some eggs bros, enjoy the berry thread.

its done, i wish i had some vanilla ice cream

>>22951906
Did you slice it with your plate?

>>22951907
no, the berries were stuck to the spatchala. its very good but tart

>>22951906
loser

>>22951909
>.t.eternally btfo

>>22951908
spatula

>>22951911
next up im gonna make potato casserole with these yukon golds i grew. im hungry af today

>>22951879
youtu.be/Ibz-gPkTMDM

>>22951906
You did take a picture of the finished product in its entirety right?

>>22951914
no i was too excited and hungry

>>22951915
That's a lot of calories bro. Don't go too wild.

>>22951910
I feel sorry for you, y'know that. I really do.

>>22951918
This thread is for fit White men, not obese BIPOC.

>>22951852 (OP)
meanwhile, jannies will ban for threads about jeets raping animals as "off topic."

>>22951921
i just evade all bands, i think jan jan gave up
>tink tink tink

>>22951920
maple swilling berry munching faggot

>>22951852 (OP)
Based

>i went outside today

How will society ever recover from this?

>>22951923
Fat, jealous, non-White urbanite loser, kek.

>>22951852 (OP)
this will one day be made illegal

>>22951858
I can just tell she's cute ... u can't suffer

>>22951884
only jews care about "trespassing".
>NOOOO I SIGNED A DOCUMENT THAT I "OWN" THIS LAND YOU CAN'T WALK THERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP YOU CAN'T WALK HERE ON MY PROPERTY NOOOOO

>>22951929
>t. seething rentoid

>>22951875
these are probably larvae from moskitos, flies etc and not parasites you fucking retard. parasites eat flesh and shit.

>>22951852 (OP)
Best and most coherent Thread in a week. Keep it up, Anon. Big berry fan myself. Blackberries are so good dude.

>>22951859
Based as fuck.

>>22951911
horrible pic

>>22951930
>*walks on "your" "property"*
>*forages all berries and mushroom and herbs and roots on "your" "property"
Nothing personell kid
now watch this
>*sets up a tent and sleeps in "your" "property"
Only a TRVE WHITE MAN knows this level of freedom

>>22951932
depends, they have to be ripe. anyway its a piss and shitstain for all animals outdoors so wash them before you eat them, retards.

>>22951934
Kek, you're so mad that I have land that you aren't allowed on and will never be on. Enjoy your apartment, keep telling yourself you are pro-roaming and not just seething at being a loser. Also, enjoy your new jeet neighbors:

https://www.business-standard.com/finance/personal-finance/finland-needs-immigration-to-grow-here-s-how-indians-can-benefit-124102500666_1.html

>>22951933
how do you cook with your stove?

>>22951935
Yeah, that’s obvious. You also got to observe so there’s no puncture or breach that could entail anything. I remember having to wash the shit out of violas to make tea out of because of those thin green bug things I didn’t know the name of.

>>22951852 (OP)
I expected a polish flag

>>22951937
this guy microwaves his bacon, dont believe anything he says

>>22951852 (OP)
Are there any white berries? I ain't eating no nigger berry.

>>22951852 (OP)
those are Mulberries

>>22951941
ive seen white strawberries before, and grow white jalapenos, so im sure theres something selectively bred to be white in the berry family.

>>22951852 (OP)
9x13 baking dish. 375 degree oven.

>6 cups of berries
>3 tblsp quick tapioca
>1/2 cup of sugar
mix in the baking dish and let sit for 15 mins or so.
>1 cup whole wheat flour
>3/4 cup dark brown sugar
>1 tsp baking powder
>1/4 tsp salt
>1/2 tsp both cinnamon and nutmeg
combine in bowl.
>3 eggs slightly beaten
>3 tblsp vanilla yogurt(or plain and add vanilla)
>2 tblsp milk
whisk together and add into dry ingredients. stir until just moistened. top the fruit with the cobbler batter. i use a spatula and lay strips of it. it always looks like it won't cover it but once baked it always does. Bake for 30-40 mins.

>>22951941
Creeping Snowberry, bruh.

>>22951852 (OP)
How u not been sacrificed yet??

>>22951852 (OP)
Making one dessert out of foraged blackberries that are only in season for a few weeks out of the year is hardly breaking away from society.

Go for it, OP. I'm an accomplished mushroom forager myself.

>>22951945
a jam made from those would be good on vanilla or chocolate ice cream.

>>22951936
So much projection KEK
I still have berries I picked from last year in the freezer and the new season is about to start. Keep coping about "trespassers" whilst I go outside and enjoy nature with NO regard to where someones "property" ends or begins.

>>22951951
I have 5 gallon size freezer bags full of dewberries I liberated from the king's land this season. Cobbler all winter.

>>22951951
>seething rentoid owns nothing and has no space to himself
>even if he did a family of indians could sit in his front yard and play loud music and shit everywhere
Kek, this is what happens when you're ruled by unelected EU dictators. You're domesticated cattle, not men.