>Right here?

What the fuck was he thinking. I have no clue who this Harland is but the podcast felt like a feedback loop, where you hold up a mic to a speaker and hear the same thing over and over again until it becomes a piercing screech.

Harland matches Sam's energy perfectly. He's a 60-year-old man who has apparently worked in entertainment his entire life. He's obviously (based on his performance) seen people like Sam Hyde before and knows what his gambit is. Sam seems to think he's a hapless retard boomer who can't possibly understand his young mind and just completely underestimates him.

Nick is someone I respect and who is very funny, but crucially he's also a businessman. He's here to shill their show they've been working on. I'm aware World Peace was a big fucking deal to him and losing that show because Sam crashed out hurt him a lot.

Harland's first gambit is to put the wiggers all on stage. The only people that matter are Sam and Nick. The rest are there to make sure Sam and Nick never go a moment with their penis unglazed. They have no thoughts in their head, nothing to offer the world except glazing, and nothing to contribute to the podcast. Harland seems to have recognized this before the podcast started and made sure they'd all be represented, constantly hassling the pinoy to chime in when there's not a chance he'd be able to contribute anything funny.


Sam seems flabbergasted that Harland has no intention of putting on a serious show and is fully able to keep up with the nonsense thrown at him, to the point where Sam literally has to humble himself and say "When are we getting serious?", which is something that I think is something iDubbbz said word-for-word when interviewing the puppetmaster himself.

>>22955871
The feedback loop becomes a full-blown screech when ACTIVATION PHRASE: GORILLA NEST is spoken and Sam is invited to use prop sticks to build himself a monkey nest. Harland is literally calling him a big dumb gorilla and is inviting him to perform as one on his show. Not wanting to show offense he instead decides to go Gorilla+1 and actively destroy Harland's set. The table is broken and there is at least ten thousand dollars of enterprise studio recording equipment on that table. Harland actually helped push the table over and does not react negatively or change his disposition in any way to what has happened.


Sam has no idea how to react after Harland doesn't respond at all to his studio equipment being smashed. Nick Rochefort literally looks like he wants to die. The camera pans out to show all the wiggers are lined up against the wall like awkward children waiting for their parents to stop yelling at each other.


Sam finally gets asked to plug his skit show. Harland edits out every plug with stock videos in the final cut as an act of ultimate disrespect.

Sam invites Harland to his comedy show. Harland belittles him and gets him to basically grovel to show up.

I've never seen anything like this.

Sam built his career on messing with people in a childish and often mean spirited way. But Harland effortlessly dismantled him without yelling, swearing, or stooping to his level. Using only wit and composure, he outplayed the self proclaimed alpha badass persona he's attempted to create the last 10 or so years. Now that Sam’s clearly off steroids, looking smaller and unable to physically intimidate an older man, it really drives home how far he’s fallen.

>>22955871
>>22955872
gay and forced meme

Sam should just rope after this embarrassment. It's over.

>>22955873
It’s honestly nuts how out of his depth Sam looked. You can tell he’s spent his whole career surrounded by yes men and edgelords who mistake shock value for substance. Meanwhile someone like Harland, who actually has sharp instincts, genuine comedic finesse, and the respect of people who matter just dismantled him with calm precision. When Sam ran out of material he defaulted to lazy low effort anti Indian racism and antisemitism, assuming it would rattle Harland. Instead it just exposed how little he brings to the table when he's not juiced up or bullying soft targets. Total generational beatdown.

>>22955870 (OP)
I find it endlessly fascinating /tv/ could be called "/tvfishtank/" these days. Sam and his "friends" really changed this place for at least another few years

>>22955873
The fact that Sam feels he needs to get physical because hes getting outsmarted already KWABs him

Harland should interview Marky and Edie the troon who facefucked Sam

>>22955870 (OP)
>hurrrrr sam flip table guise
can you gossip girls fuck off with this shit already?

>>22955873
Sam was unfazed by Harland's passive aggressive and unsanctioned buffoonery. and when Harland presented Sam with his request for some gorilla antics Sam merely obliged him. sorry, Harlandsisters but Sam won

>>22955879
Can someone post Edie the troon twitter or onlyfans I need it for research purposes

>>22955877
I'm starting to believe he actually pays the mods, they used to ban fishtank threads when the show wasn't live. Now there's always 2 or 3 /ftl/ generals and another 4+ threads about Sam/MDE in the catalog.

>>22955881
>Sam was unfazed

This is 100% true and everyone agrees with you. The reason people are hyping up this supposed crashout is to distract us from the Epstein Files and people finding out about LSD in the water supply. Wake up, sheeple!

>>22955880
no way, man. sam's FINISHED this time. absolutely FINISHED. have you seen the views? two, maybe three hundred thousand. INSANE numbers. and it's of sam becoming UNHINGED. he can't win again...

>Harland cutting off Sam and showing a video of squirrel with nuts in his mouth

Harland knew he made Sam into his bitch.

>>22955884
show me the part where he looks bothered by Harland.

>>22955886
it's called cope. you're already used to it

>"Do you know what cunnilingus is?"
>"An Irish airline?"

>>22955888

Coping with the balls in your mouth. MDE fans are worse than autists based on these threads.

>>22955889
Harland had to pick up the desk after the boys left lmao

This was a massive L for Hyde but I feel worse for his crew who had to sit there and watch Sam burn their futures to the ground.

>>22955891

Pretty sure the others helped at least out of embarrassment. Id love to see a video of Sam afterward wandering about like a dog who is embarrassed he pissed his own bed.

>>22955890
Sam's FINISHED, yes brother. PREACH. i can't wait for these chuds to finally get cancelled from... well maybe... okay, well hopefully Harland doesn't have them back...

>>22955870 (OP)
how will sam recover from this? Has he acknowledged it publicly yet? There's no way he can't admit he made a little whoopsie and came off looking like a dickhead.
Also it's interesting that he can go on something like legion of skanks and be (relatively) normal but here because he outnumbers the host with his crew, it isn't with a live audience, and maybe because harland is some just some boomer to him, he thinks he can just be straight disrespectful. That's weasel behavior.

>>22955891
>Me and Eric will sort that out for you we know how to do that kind of stuff

I thought MDE was a group. Is it just Sam Hyde's baby and that's it? That's unfortunate.

>>22955893
yes i too invent scenarios about the guys i obsessively post about every day being humiliated. it keeps the bad thoughts out. Harlandsisters, keep up the good work

>>22955881
I have no dog in this fight, don't follow either of these guys closely or give a shit about either of them, but having watched the podcast I can confidently say that you're coping hard.

>>22955872
Harland mogged Sam in every way. It was really something to see. I didn't even realize he was the guy from Dumb and Dumber until I looked him up

>>22955896
yeah no ones arguing that Nick didn't embarrass himself, but Sam was clearly not remorseful or bothered by Harland in the least.

>>22955898

Your god is dead. Bow down before Harland

>>22955899
show me the part where Sam looks bothered by Harland

you fools. it was a work.

This is fucking bizarre. Sam had everything to lose and nothing to gain by getting combative with this well-connected boomer. Harland must said something either before the show, or in code during the show to put Hyde on high alert and feel like he'd fallen into a trap.

>>22955902
PREACH. SAM HYDE IS FINALLY FINISHED. WE CAN ALL NOW DILATE IN PEACE. HARLANDSISTERS REJOICE!

what are we dancing around the fact sam fucked a troon?

>>22955897
It was but Sam is more internet famous than Charls and Nick so now he acts like hes king shit

>>22955905
>this well-connected boomer
holy fuck, the cope is astronomical

>>22955874
You mean like Sam's entire career?
Even with the people he managed to trick with his fake "based jew namer" act, even those dumbasses are starting to feel insincerity fatigue from this guy. When irony dies as a comedic vehicle what will Sam be left with?
>inb4 one of his retarded shills parrots out "Andy Kaufman" as if literally any of Sam's cult really knows or followed him or thinks Sam is in any way comparable
>>22955883
This is a blue board and Ive seen his shills spam that charls dick sucking (dildo but still, Ive been janny'd for far less) pics and webm's everywhere and nothing is done.
I do take solace in the fact that the tranny mods/jannies have mismanaged this site in moot's absence so absolutely poorly that 4chan has lost so much relevance that even a faggot like Sam is struggling to squeeze blood out this penny.

>>22955906
Shut the fuck up JSDF wigger

>>22955870 (OP)
He put Sam in a self defense situation.

>>22955903
Sam is a sociopath that is capable of making it appear like he feels whatever he wants, but you could see Sam's frustration because he actually tried to manhandle him. His arms were literally shaking.

>>22955909
He's got 100x the connections Hyde does and now nobody is going to work with Hyde for years.

>>22955913

I fully believe that Harland could have beaten sam up if wanted to. Guy used to be a mountain ranger.

Sam's pretty washed all he does on PGL is look at his phone and say ...yo occasionally

Everyone talking shit about Sam would jump at the chance to work with him. Harland did mog him a bit though.

>>22955908
nick is schmoozing it up with other comedians and his rich scuffed realtor fans though so he's going to outpace sam if he really wants to

>>22955915
Sam badly miscalculated there. Instead of someone he could easily manhandle into the nest Harland was in way better shape than expected, putting in more effort and still failing just made him look worse

>>22955913
yeah, Sam went from having adrenaline shakes to completely cool and calm in 2 seconds. the amount of cope this one pod has produced might be unmatched

>>22955903
the entire fucking time. if you can't see it, you have autism.

>>22955906
Hi Luna

>>22955914
kek sure, bro

>>22955920
You could see he was drenched in sweat towards the end and tried to blame it on a lamp lol

>>22955921
he's literally deadpanning his boredom with Harland's schtick the whole time. unmatched cope

>>22955925
cope harder, sperg

>>22955924
yeah cause sam is fat and has no cardio endurance. also, that lamp did look hot

>>22955923
what exactly do you find hard to believe about a 60-something year old entertainment industry veteran having connections?

>>22955894
Is this the official MDE-sanctioned cope for same making a fool of himself?

>>22955922
lol you have saved tranny pics

was the plan to always to trash the studio and just look for a good time to do it and this is what he went with? He isn't actually a good pocaster and he's admitted this before he started doing them. He's only started guest appearing recently because he seems desperate to just get more views. Then just torpedoes them in some way for attention because he has no other move. In that regard, I guess it was success, though probably not in the way he wanted.

>>22955928
his mainstream irrelevancy for the past 25 years?

>>22955871
>>22955872
Thanks Null

>>22955926
if that was sam being mad you must be terrified to step outside with all of those resting angry faces staring at you. but thanks for the opinion, faceblind anon

>>22955895
I think he felt like he was being punked

>>22955932
What does relevancy have to do with who he knows and who he's friends with? With a couple of phone calls Harland cancelled enough future projects to make Nick almost cry on stream.

>>22955887
>"are you heating the room on purpose"


At that point he finally (lol slow moron) realized the entire thing was a setup to embarrass him.

>>22955879
Sam should make an OF where he gets topped by trannies. The comedy thing is dead.

>>22955913
>couldn't handle an old guy even though he's been on the roids for years and likes to use his size as some intimidation tactic
KWAB

>>22955936
how do you do this for free?

>>22955937
>Harland tries his best to embarrass Sam
>gets his studio trashed and Sam is left unfazed
>Nick has a heart attack
there's an actual recap of what happened

>>22955940
I'm curious which side do you actually think I'm on here? Who am I shilling for?

>>22955939
you talking about the old nigga that ended up on his back? lmao

>>22955928
It's not that harland has connections or influence himself, but he has done enough to earn some amount of respect, and sam straight up disrespected him. Nobody in the industry wants to put up with that shit.

>>22955942
i just said i don't know how you do this for free. it's crazy to be that obsessed with someone

>>22955945
but what am I doing for free? I can't tell what "side" you think I'm on here

>>22955870 (OP)
How did they predict all this before it happened?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPSgoW1VElM

>>22955870 (OP)
>>22955871
>>22955872
What level of delusion do you need to be at to view things in this way. Harland got totally humiliated, totally mogged, totally dominated both physically and psychically. Sam literally trashed his show and his set and he did nothing in response. And the worst part of it is (for Harland) he felt compelled to upload the show anyway because a) it was funny, and b) not doing so would make him look like a little bitch.

I don't condone this kind of "stunt" where you literally destroy someone else's property, but it's ok because "the lulz". If I had been in Harland's situation I would probably have lost my cool and gone berzerk, which is exactly what Sam was looking for. Credit to Harland for trying to roll with the punches, I guess.
It doesn't change the fact that Sam totally humiliated him.

>>22955941
I really hope you're one of Sam's interns doing damage control and not just some poor soul so emotionally invested in your sociopathic e-daddy (who sees you as subhuman) that you actually think this wasn’t a complete masterclass in psychological warfare by Harland. Sam walked into a zen koan and got folded like a lawn chair, he’s the only one who didn’t realize it.

>>22955948
I'm convinced that these types of posts are made by people mocking Sam's delusional followers

>>22955946
i don't know why you're obsessed with sam but you're obsessed with him. what causes a person to write insane fanfiction about HARLAND WILLIAMS, of all people, having sam hyde blacklisted from future projects? who cares? you're fucking gay and this meme is forced

>>22955949
rent free

>>22955948
holy shit is that actually what one of these freaks looks like?

>>22955951
nta, but just want to say that you have been defending sam for 4 days straight so you are equally as obsessed and deranged as they are. the handful of you who never leave these threads having the same conversations over and over are all INSANE

>spam sam spam threads constantly on /tv/, additional to shittank threads
>gets always butthurt if someone makes fun of daddy sam, the defender against seed oils, hrt and jews
>start writing about trannies for no reasons
sam sisters in a nutshell

>Imagine thinking Harland "check out this squirrel" Williams just delivered the deathblow to Sam Hyde, an actual living meme who built an empire off psychotic energy and ironic detachment.
>Imagine thinking a 60-year-old D-list boomer who spent the last two decades doing voiceovers for fish movies finally "exposed" the guy who faked his own mass shooting accusation for clout and came out stronger.

Harland didn’t “mog” anyone. He walked onto that set thinking he was going to zen his way through controlled chaos and got physically, spiritually, and comically violated. Sam didn't lose his cool — he executed a bit in real time, trashed the set, and left Harland holding the bag, literally and figuratively.

Was it cringe? Absolutely. That's the point. That’s his game. Sam weaponizes embarrassment — you don’t win by trying to out-deadpan the master of absurdity, you end up as the guy who edited out the plug out of spite and then still uploaded the episode because you had nothing better.

Nick looked sad? Maybe. But you know what Nick didn’t do? Stop the show. They let it play out, and now you’re all talking about it like it was the Kennedy assassination.

Sam isn't finished. He can't be finished. You don’t cancel someone who already opted out of your system. He doesn’t need your approval. He’s not auditioning. He’s Sam Hyde. And Harland? Harland got turned into a prop on his own show.

>Gorilla Nest was the activation phrase
>And Harland pulled the pin on his own grenade

FUCK THIS FUCKING NERD. MOTHERFUCKING CONNECTICUT TRUSTFUND COCK SUCKER. FUCKING NERD.

>>22955949
Josh just did a stream with like an hour-long in-depth analysis of the harland interview and was pretty neutral about it.
Now people who only know about this from the mati stream are in this bizarro world where you can't say anything involving Hyde without being accused of being obsessed or shilling, though they won't actually tell me if I'm obsessed with sam or obsessed with hating him it's all very confusing.

>>22955950
What are you even trying to say? I'm being as objective as possible. OP is in a kind of transdimensional delusion. He must hate Sam Hyde so much that he NEEDS to see anything and everything Sam does as evidence of failure, when the reality is simply otherwise. Or perhaps you and OP and others like you lack the basic capacity to understand basic social dynamics.

>>22955953
I forget his name, but he has a youtube channel where he rants about Sam Hyde. Allegedly he's the guy who for years and years has been posting that montage with Sam and Marky.

>>22955954
oh, i'm sorry we're making your job harder, bro. maybe touch some grass instead of obsessing over an e-celeb

>>212883053
yeah based on gayness

>>22955948
Are you crazy? Sam got exposed for an unfunny imbecile that doesn’t know who to do with himself when there is a funny person in the room with him.

>>22955876
>the respect of people who matter
Weird sudden argument from consensus & authority there. Not sure if I can take the rest of the post seriously after that.

>>22955959
>I'm being as objective as possible
top tier damage control. Needed something like "It's a fact that..." too

>>22955958
>watching a stream to get an eceleb's opinion about a stream of a bunch of ecelebs discussing eceleb opinions

what the fuck is wrong with this braindead generation
you know what i did this week? went to a baseball game with my kid. not one single person there cared about ecelebs.

>>22955965
>not one single person there cared about ecelebs.
Apparently you did since you're here getting emotionally invested in a sam hyde thread.

>>22955943
whatever helps you cope, Samuel Hydenstein

>>22955959
>OP is in a kind of transdimensional delusion.


Did you read the OP?

>>22955959
>Sam Hyde. Allegedly he's the guy who for years and years has been posting that montage with Sam and Marky.

Harland? he exposed Sam, nice and tight too

>>22955871
le epic 65 year old geriatric troll mastermind! HOLY SHIT he totally just epicly trolled Sam with that masterful chess gambit of his! haha old people are such good trolls (:

>>22955968
did you not watch the episode? sam put that whole fool on his back. it's all everyone's talking about

>>22955967
>immediately tries to buzzword his way out of eceleb worship
Seeing a dog shit on the street and feeling disgusted and mildly annoyed at the owner not cleaning it up is not "emotional investment", anon. It's exactly the right level of response. You're the street, your ecelebs are the dog.

>>22955964
if sam actually went away for good would your life actually get better? i think you'd be sad

>>22955905
>this well-connected boomer
he’s so successful and well connected that he has less than half the amount of followers on youtube as Sam

Careful Hyde fans you might overdose

>>22955870 (OP)
How do you even fuck up an interview this bad? He should have just riffed with Harland without getting all suspicious and self-conscious, and subsequently sperging out like a retard. It's not a fucking competition, you fucking mong.

>>22955974
/tv/ would be less annoying and tranny posting would be reduced at least 40%

Sam will shoot himself a year from now

... It never happened

>>22955979
nah, heart attack in 15

>>22955979
with a gun?

>>22955977
see
>>22955876

not engaging with this shit but

N I G G E R

>>22955984
Niggers flip tables

>>22955975
yet he's appeared on Joe Rogan, something Sam will never achieve

>>22955975
>my dad can beat up your dad
null is right about you deranged bootlickers
>>22955979
Sam is a pussy and a coward, that should be obvious to anyone who sees how he overcompensates with his roiding and the kind of bubble he lives in. The last thing he'd do is off himself.

ripe and tight
were you raped?
maybe

>>22955986
Does someone have the clip of Tai Nugent saying "Joe Rogan would never watch this" from fishtank season 2 when Sam broke a table in front him in a rage. Harland and Tai should link up fr fr

>>22955987
Sam said on the pod that he fucked up his back and shoulder so I guess he's unable to roid and lift.
I hate Sam but I hope he lives a long life so I can continue laughing at his failures and misery. My favorite lolcow.

sam lost, bigly

so was it sam's dad or his arts teacher who raped him? we know it couldn't have been a priest. maybe a rabi?

>>22955992
He wasn't raped, Harlin asked that because he knows Sam statutorily raped Marky. He also winked at Sam after saying Homo Erectus so I'm sure he knows about Sam getting facefucked by the troon.

>>22955992
Nick sucked a dick at adult swim
It's debatable who fucked Sam first cause he has been gay since he was active online

>>22955992
sam is Jewish, it could've been anyone from his family or hebrew school. Explains why he raped Marky, and probably more

>>22955993
Sam never got fucked in the ass or mouth. He got a BJ from a passable tranny one time which is kinda based.

>moved to bant
>Fishtank slop allowed
Sam getting his money's worth out of the jannies Harland really did buck break him

I suspect joshua moon wasn't far off the mark suspecting that "those two words, in that order" have some significance to sam and they immediately tipped sam off that this boomer knows too much, putting sam in such an un-funny compbative mood.

>>22956003
what words

I'm Cryokeen i was a big fan until they flew me out humilated me assaulted me and I felt very unsafe so I left here's a qrd

https://youtu.be/SKm5R81PqXM?si=4zEDHbD7XfQ8n998

I was a huge fan of Sam and Jet until they complete fucked me over I've gotten hundreds kf hate messages and death threats

OH LOOK IM A BIG GORILLA LIKE SAM HYDE LOOK AT ME IM A BIG GORILLA

https://youtube.com/shorts/48q8BKeeAaQ?si=2k8MiK-MyN4oyE_G

Sam Hyde Beats Famous Hollywood Comedian Harland 62 year half death for 3 minutes :https://youtu.be/7DyLN3IVOG4[Open]

57 seconds SUPERCUT of Pure Sam Hyde Roid Rage
https://youtube.com/shorts/zS8IqksFr10

>>22955871
>>22955872
why do you keep posting this same exact shit

anyway watch harlands other videos he does this same gotcha schtick with every guest sam just went physical with it. i dont even like fishtank or pgl or ep for that matter but pretending like anyone won in this is bizarre

>>22956411
>pretending like anyone won in this is bizarre


incel moment