want a relationship but then i remember i'd have to take care of my gferino and childerino and i'm a lazy retard who doesn't like going outside except to lay in my hammock

maybe it's for the best

I just want a couple cool bitches on my dick

>>22956636 (OP)
the hammock will never betray you and will always be your fren.

You can hope for a magical woman that will make your change yourself though. Which desu does seem to happen sometimes from what I see