Thread 22956715

Cast them.

>>22956715 (OP)
This isn't Facebook, fuck off with this garbage

>>22956715 (OP)
qrd?

>>22956717
Mayor of a small town got caught getting handsy with his sister at a Dave Matthew’s concert. She’s too old to have kids so idk why people care if they’re brother and sister.

>>22956715 (OP)

Why shouldnt billionaires fuck whoever they want? Whats the point of being a billionaire?

>>22956717
some tech ceo got busted for having an affair with his boss. They were at some concert and the band activated the stadiums kiss cam. Dude has a wife and 3 kids. His boss is married as well

>>22956718
Zamn! Why are whites like this?

Why would a guy like that fuck some geriatric women instead of a teen?

>>22956720
I thought the woman was lower on the rung than him. Like HR or something

>>22956715 (OP)
How very on brand for the head of HR.
Rules for thee, not for me.

ghoulish looking people

>>22956719
She looks like Nick Nolte, what a waste of a billion dollars

>>22956717
The guy is some business owner and that's his office cleaning lady. They got caught at a Nickleback concert getting cozy when they both are married.

>>22956723
Nah, she's straight up a superior. Imagine getting outed for banging your boss in front of thousands of people at an arena while your wife thinks you're on a business trip

>>22956715 (OP)
he did nothing wrong

>>22956717
some czechoslovakian got caught at a concert with an interior decorator by like 16 guys or something

>>22956728
They wouldn't have been "outed" had they not reacted like total retards and tried to hide from the camera. If they'd just smiled and waved nobody would have taken any notice and it'd never have gone viral.

>>22956723
yeah he's the CEO shes the head of human resources
dunno what the hell that other retard is talking about

>>22956733
Wow. Very astute observation. I wonder if anyone else has made that point.

>>22956735
Mmm, what delicious sarcasm my fellow epic redditor! Is your wife also with her bull right now on this fine Saturday?

>>22956715 (OP)
The CEO's wife is way hotter than the mistress

>>22956717
epstein survived

>>22956728
No, retard, he's the CEO, she's an HR exec

>>22956715 (OP)
RDJ, both roles.

>>22956736
You’re stupid and gross.

>>22956739
She the head of HR for the company dipshit, not just an exec

>>22956737
That's how you know she's not good in bed.

>>22956715 (OP)
WHO THE FUCK CARES

>>22956715 (OP)
Hunter Schafer and Elliot Page.

>>22956715 (OP)
>into the fire

>>22956737
I'd say they're both 4/10

>>22956742
Still, lower than the CEO

>>22956728
>Nah, she's straight up a superior.
why are you making shit up? Her and the woman next to her are part of the HR department. He was the CEO.

>>22956737
yeah but shes probably lying in bed like a dead fish while they do it,and the mistress probably gives means head and is freak in bed, its not just about the looks

>>22956715 (OP)
>be billionare
>decide to cheat on wife
>stick your dick in an old hag
what's the point

Why didn't they just act normal? This wouldn't have been posted online if nothing happened

>>22956717
Local capo of the gay mafia got caught at an Abba concert with a woman. Present whereabouts unknown

>>22956752
True, good point

>>22956749
You have no idea what the truth is, only what you read on social media

>>22956717
Some submarine business CEO thought to be dead got caught on kiss cam with Macron’s husband during a System of a Down concert.

>>22956747
Jeez, isn't this nigga rich? If you're gonna cheat on the mother of your children and be a degenerate piece of shit, why not go for some real pussy instead of this skeletor >>22956715 (OP)

>>22956747
>Be billionaire
>Wife looks like an old hag
>Cheat on her with an even older hag
wtf

>>22956737
This.

>>22956737
Better looks isn't always the sole or primary motivator for cheating. Sometimes it's just about the thrill. Also this -> >>22956750

>>22956722
He has 3 kids, maybe unlike you he has a sense of morality and doesn’t want to go after girls that are as young as they are.

>>22956761
True, good point

>>22956752
Wo excellent point bitch I wonder if anyone has ever said that before

>>22956715 (OP)
Brian Conley and Glenn Close

I bet she puts the head back in department head

>>22956761
There’s a lot of room between 16 and 60 dude.

>>22956717
From what i read on the news, the man is a peewee soccer coach and the woman is a refferee. They got busted at a Robin Williams concert and now the peewee league is under investigation for ethics.

Funny how everyone is explaining this story incorrectly and trolling OP. The real controversy here is that he is a tech ceo that was caught having an affair with the ceo of a rivaling tech company. And all of this fucking happened at a Slayer concert.

>>22956763
Hmmmmm, what is that I sense? Could it be delicious h*ckin sarcasm, my fellow epic redditor!!? And where is your lovely wife on this fine Saturday morn? With her big black bull right now getting dicked down is she?

>>22956761
Why is it immoral to engage in consensual sex with girls as young as your own daughters as long as said girls are adults? Where's the harm? If you can't point specifically to where the harm is and only gesture vaguely to it 'feeling bad', then it's not immoral.

Aren’t they too old to be listening to Coldplay?

>>22956717
Two Mexicans in whiteface getting caught by ICE

Usually the answer for why a dude cheats on a longtime wife is because the other woman does anal and enjoys it. He probably busted that poophole open. He had that thing gaped out and he was full on ass drunk as it slurped the semen right out of him. Unfortunately, Icarus flew too close to the sun.

Why are men so evil sisters?

>>22956771
Good lord, anon. You were just complaining about zoomers wrongfully claiming sacred millennial culture. And now these two gen-X boomers are too old to go to a Coldplay concert? You would like things compartmentalized in an easy-to-sort fashion to appease your autistic sensibilities, but reality dictates otherwise.

>>22956771
That was the genius of it. No one would expect them to be there and they'd have complete privacy!

>>22956722
Office proximity love glasses are real.

>>22956715 (OP)
she looks like Dr. Jill Biden MD

>>22956758
It would be too obvious if he cheated with a younger girl.

>>22956773
This, honestly at the end of the day this is best outcome. Usually when someone is cheating like this they end up murdering their whole family to continue the affair.

Can we cast zendaya as the female? Can we make that a thing please?

>>22956715 (OP)
Idris Ebla and Hunter Schafer

>>22956715 (OP)
She looks way older than him. What a pedo.

>>22956775
Take your meds schizo.

>>22956771
Coldplay is like 25 years old, and the band was fucking around before that. The guy that got busted was like 25 himself when they released their first album

>>22956757
>>22956758
that would be like risking jail to steal a Snickers bar.
I'm an honest person unless I get the chance to easily steal millions of dollars, and I'm faithful to my wife unless I get the chance to fuck a 10/10

>>22956732
close, but i think this gets it done

>>22956717
a straight couple in 2025

>>22956715 (OP)
Normies are fucking deranged with doxxing shit like this. A man and woman have an embarrassing moment and the whole fucking normie web think it's ok to track down their employers and demand a statement. So what if they were coworkers? So what if they are having an affair? Is it illegal? Is it against the law? What fucking business is it of yours? Yeah it's shitty for their spouses (if it even is an affair), but the company has no right to punish them or have any involvement in this incident and some fucking tiktokers have no right to invade the privacy of a random person. This is 1984 shit. They didn't do anything to deserve this infamy or slander.

>>22956771
Coldplay's core audience is 40-50 year old people.
you have to be a total dork to listen to Coldplay at 20

>>22956758
Maybe his penis does not work anymore.

She is the head of department of marketing from Nintendo and he is the chief financial executive of Sony. They were found to be having an affair; while also sharing private company information with each other.

>>22956790
>the company has no right to punish them
The company has ever right kek. Exactly because it brings extremely negative attention like it did. He's already being let go and his wife has already removed his last name from her socials. But keep coping.

>>22956794
ladies(trannies) and gentlemen! I give you the american mindset!

>>22956770
Why is it immoral to engage in consensual sex with your own daughters as long as they are adults? Where's the harm? If you can't point specifically to where the harm is and only gesture vaguely to it 'feeling bad', then it's not immoral.

>>22956901
because everyone that's hawt is immoral for no apparent reason.