I just got out of the back of a police car
it was my first time wow they really dont make those things comfy

>>22957163 (OP)
not the image that represents how you were acting

I hope next time you poo yourself drunk

>>22957168
>not the image that represents how you were acting
it is
>I hope next time you poo yourself drunk
i dont recall ever pooping myself drunk but i wasnt drunk

cute violent maniac.

>>22957163 (OP)
What happened??? You got arrested????

Imagine getting to be the officer that puts the pit sniffer in cuffs and brutally bends him over the hood of your patrol car. It should've been me!

>>22957177
>You got arrested????
no lmao. A car was stopped leading up to the left turn lane at an intersection, the driver, an old man was standing outside his car. I rolled down my window to ask what happened and he said his battery/alternator died so i pulled in front of him and tried using my portable jumper, which had a charge, but his car battery just ate all the juice instantly because when he got the car on it died anyway

Two police cars pulled up and asked what was going on. One drove away to get a better jumper but we contemplated pushing the car but we couldnt get it into neutral without power. I moved my car to a nearby gas station and walked back. Then the other police car arrive. Jumped the car, but after taking it off the jumper it immediatly died. So they had a big brain idea, why dont they just leave the jumper connected and drive to the local mechanic.

So one guy (a civilian who also stepped in) drove it and one of the officers gave me a ride to the mechanic which was close to the gas station.

>>22957198
>Imagine getting to be the officer that puts the pit sniffer in cuffs and brutally bends him over the hood of your patrol car. It should've been me!