I DRINK UNGODLY AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOLIC BEVRAGES AND COULD OUTDRINK ALL OF YOU BUT IT'S NOT LIEK I AM PROUD OF IT OKAY
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I bet i could drink your ass under the table. I've been through acute liver failure already. I used to drink a handle of vodka per day. What did you drink? A pack of Smirnoff Ices?! HAA!!

my tolerance is completely gone because i haven't drinked in months but now i kinda want an espresso martini