Thread 22963975

Knock Knock Edition
Let us discuss the fishtank live reality tv show, currently on air in their mexico house, but also with a fun former cast of characters enticing fun and diverse conversation all day.

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>>212930451

Watermellie

molly water

update for mexico tank:
>ethan ralph apparently fought a dude and won
>tts and sound effects enabled
>they sleep alot

What do you think of blacksmith wife’s internal masturbation machine for men?
Is it effective?

There is no discussion of Fishtank going on
It's Ellie shiczos, Spictank, rambling some /bant/ nonsense about some irrelevant S2 cast member, and maybe talk about Greg's show

Angie streaming btw, in case you are into that

I'd say why are the jannies massive faggots but I think they get off on the degrading.

>>22963978
Ralph sucker punched both Beto and Sam then ran away and quit when they rang the bell for a proper fight. They all think Ralph is a fat man baby including fenix. She lost all respect when he wouldn’t answer the beef bell

>>22963984
>I'd say why are the jannies massive faggots but I think they get off on the degrading.
why what happened

>>22963985
lol what a bitch

Is this a serious thread?

ok, a couple thoughts
>Trish is absolute nontent, I see she stays consistent with her S2/BG "performance"
>Leah tries too hard

gregtank is exactly like s4. the only good thing about it is the qt in the black sambas.

>>22963988
>nick watching his opportunities get turned into a gorilla nest

>>22963991
why do you watch this snoozefest?

Jannies need to calm the fuck down there’s only 1 thread up.

>>22963991
Greg and his BBC talk haha

>>22963993
I don't, I just skip to the trish parts

>>22963995
Greg is literally creating his fantasy. Everyone drunk talking about dicks and cocks and stupid shit

>>22963996
she's literally a 3/10 fat mutt with no eyebrows and covered in tattoos

smaack update

>>22963999
old

>>22963998
yeah but season 2 or something

Cryokeen is cool
Cryokeen uses your tax dollars to buy videogames and beer
Cryokeen lives on his own island (wow!)
Cryokeen is open to return to fishtank anytime as long as a contract is written
Cryokeen is a trad conservative but hates Israel
Cryokeen is very confident and brave
Cryokeen is owed sex from every single girl on fishtank
Cryokeen will go to Mexico if you pay for his passport and travel

>>22963999
ugly mutt

Bex as... Tomb Raider

>>22963999
damn

>>22964002
>Cryokeen is owed sex from every single girl on fishtank
This is the important part. Where is cryo's sex?

klaus is a criminal by contracted habits

What's everyone's favorite Skull Hyde song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7UXa0-Z9Uk

>>22963991
Remember that this absolute nontent mutt was in the Top 4 of S2

>>22963992
>how could idubbz fall for that gaslight it was so obvious!?
>proceeds to fall for the gaslight Harland and Sam cooked up together and actually thinks "Nick is losing it"
low iq

>>22964004
Claire can still heal slut gang relations by buying Bex some diaper pads from her registry

>>22964011
Greg and Frank already called her out for being nontent yesterday. Bitch never learns lol

>>22963991
people really simp for this

>>22964004
Bex as... Coon Rider

>>22964004
she's got the ass for it
I remember the 2013 Lara dragging a whole caboose behind her

what da capybara doin

>>22963998
Cole's looksmatch

>>22964012
He was definitely not feeling Sam's bullshit that day

>>22963980
thanks for the crypto-(You)

>>22964020
he was in the middle of a 9 day drinking binge
he was not feeling anything

>>22964018
Pooping in a bucket apparently

>>22964016

Why does everything Jet touches devolve into this kind of thing?

>>22964013
claire's personal diaper budget is already maxed out for the month

>>22964011
She may only be 80 iq and have no personality, but she's a good woman.

>>22964023
Nick was? How come?

>>22964021
would you a midge?

>>22964029
celebrating the the premiers of EP

>>22964031
i would do things with her that have never been done before and will never be done again

>>22964025
I forgot they were scamming the paypigs before fishtank too

>>22964031
she needs to gain weight and fix her posture
AND NO MORE SMOKING WEED

Greg making Trish talk about BBC
Bro is gooning to that later
FREAK

It's quite interresting how medium and narrative styles change over time. fishtank is a very immersive experience, as it transforms the viewer into the director, their screen into the camera. the house was just one setting, but that these people all so willingly participate in this media experiment is quite laudable.

>>22964031
Can somebody please make summy’s top have slut gang on it in this photo?

>>22964033
No you wouldn't you'd precum all over your boxers and then get maybe two pumps in before you blew your load and left her highly unsatisfied

>>22964036
Greg has always been a faggot that looks like a pinhead
the only entertainment he's ever produced is crying in S2 over being kidnapped and simping for that onlyfans girl completely asexually

>>22964036
What other personal asexual fetishes is Greg focusing on in Greg tank 2?

>>22964040
that's not exactly what i had in mind

critter leaks status?

>>22964031
>>22964033
Summer is so brat coded
Need to punish this TLP

where is Critter's oiled ass

>>22964033
Oh yeah? I'd rub my cock all over her fresh herpes flare up then make her suck off the seepage. What would you do?

>>22964044
evil cole

>>22964046
So is that critter or creature

>>22964048
$80 per set. She knows her worth

Tayleigh and Cryokeen
Sitting in a tree
KAY EYE ES ES EYE EN GEE
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES A BABY IN A BAY CARRIAGE

>>22964047
saying "brat" is highly gay coded

>>22964041
I wonder if she likes giving head

>>22964012
>low iq
Cope

>>22964044
>
That’s what you sound like. That’s you

>>22964052
I got these pillz bro and I hurt my kneee bro
how bout I pay, I dunno, nothing

>>22964054
TRVKE

>>22964055
Likely yes

>>22964055
Apparently her makeup was smeared last night so

Scottie Scheffler is brat

>>22964054
she's a brat
I just tell it like it is

Anyway(s) here's two gay guys embracing

>>22964056
why would I cope with your low iq?

ScottSullivanMMA is brat

/ftl/ IS brat

>>22964063
bjj can't be gay because it's a martial art dedicated to raping women

>>22964064
>low iq
MDE faggots don't understand comedy and Harland exposed this to everyone.

>no one streaming
>s4 fish already nontent
>betty's back
>spictank bought out
>gregtank boring
>no interesting drama

How grim are things from 1 to 10

Is abby brat?

>>22964068
yes, the extremely high iq comedy of Harland Williams

>>22964067
it's for raping men too apparently

>>22964038
here you go

>>22964054
you clearly don't know what brat actually means in this context

>>22964069
We don’t have Jimmy’s fat ex e-girlfriend attention whoring in the thread so it could always be worse

>>22964055
The blue hair still baffles me. She'd look so much prettier with her natural brown hair

>>22964069
12

Ellie nontent!

>>22964070
abby is bogd

>>22964070
she's lost and needs to find herself

>>22964054
>>22964074
Yeah they’re using it in the pedo dogwhistle for childlike way not the gay slang way

>>22964082
Mizzy

>>22964054
It's also findom coded

>>22964071
When compared to MDE shit it is, for sure.

>>22964074
it means you're announcing to other pedophiles that you're a pedophile, I get it

rachel is going on el estanque most likely

Season 4 simps are even worse than previous seasons if you think about it, because they're simping just as hard for some girls they only watched for 2 weeks whereas at least other simps had 6 weeks before offseason attachment began. Only thing worse is people who simped for betty after being on the show for 2 hours 2 years ago

>>22964082
Who dat

>>22964051
critter

lol

It's so over

I win!!! Again!!!

jannies can suck my cock, im baking a new one

>>22964100
that'll show em

They need to start rangebanning thread creators and blocking words like ftl fishtank and subsidiaries from being posted

Its been real, /ftl/ now the only topic of discussion allowed is claire tj and shadi or you are considered a simp.

>>22964106
Very poor choice of a place to sit down

>>22964106
i thought spiderwebs on the elbow was a white-nationalist thing

It's over for /ftl/cels

Hey i was reading that!

>>22964106
she had to know

>>22964102
At this point i think they are having fun

/tv/ doesn't want to play with me any more :(

>>22964088
U.S.A. is not sending their best to Estanque. Scottish lad is well received. All the epic bros like him,

Uh oh forced into /bant/... are getting serious now chat?

>>22964091
*faith

It's over

I can finally leave for the off season

>>22964143
ok ttyl

POST ANGIE NUDES POST ANGIE NUDES POST NUDES POST ANGIE NUDES POST NUDES POST ANGIE NUDES POST ANGIE NUDES POST ANGIE NUDES POST ANGIE NUDES

This stupid idiot doesn't even know what /bant/ is. Its fucking over

>>22964123

Only 40% of US citizens own or have an updated passport

>>22964088

If she does we are all tuning out.

NOBODY wants to see her. Plus her fat ass can't even leave the house I doubt she'd go all the way to El Salvador.

The reactions from the cast to her obesity would be hilarious though

>>22964151
The best we got at the moment is a nip slip

S4 themes:

Direnc
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGcr8643bk

Daniel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3nlhP85B3Yo

Aryeh
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dys8KUnwGGg

Jin (first minute and a half)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBm4fYLmbUk

Rachel
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SaSkHMcAaM

Angie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8gWDtrnzR7k

Seth
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOWmb89Ofs

Ellie
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4PjA09234dE
(And simp crashout theme)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lOFQsRPe5XE

Freddy
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGcr8643bk

>>22964167
>m.youtub
lol bro doing all this work on his phone

Anyone else sucking on candy cigarettes right now and pretending to blow out smoke? LOL

we need to be stealing valor

>>22964165
Tight

Ellie and Angie can settle their differences with an all out fuckfest
Then everyone wins

sara

>>22964052
You have to be real retarded to pay $80 for a mid slut ass

Sam hyde is in violation of stripes tos

>>22964165
have you seen her new shoes?
https://www.youtube.com/live/AJNTB926YF8?t=493s

>8 threads
can we please stop making threads on /tv/ and consolidate

>>22967241
niggers are desperate not to go back to bant where everyone can see they samefag

can we stay here ffs

>>22967380
They don't want klaus to win

lol

>>>tv/212946685

well

Messier side?

Jannies will never win

Is this the thread? i don't know anymore :(

>>22967467
yes

ok finally i can enjoy some good ol ftl threads
luckily she doesnt produce any content so ive filtered all the image hashes as well
feelsgoodman

If jannies wanted to crack down on us, they'd issue 3-day bans to everyone posting in the threads..

>>22967477
then the stealth threads... then everyone gives up
its tradition

im glad this place is disappearing go be mentally ill somewhere else

>>22967474
deleted again

>>22967474
is it just you? why havent they banned your faggot ass yet

>>22967483
based jannies waiting until jet bought spictank to start deleting threads

this place sucks

>>22967489
You guys say this every time we have to go back here

>>22967487
He didn't buy mexitank doe

>>22967489
The thread sucks because youve been splitting all fucking day like retards. let it go man

/bant/ sucks

!gemini who is Sam Hyde and what is his show fishtank about?

>>22967474
i'm coming over to fuck your arse until you stop making threads on /tv/

>>22967495
Sam Hyde is an American comedian, writer, performance artist, and actor. He is a co-creator of the sketch comedy group Million Dollar Extreme.

"Fishtank" is a 24/7 livestreamed reality show created by Sam Hyde. Contestants live in a house together, isolated from the outside world, and compete in challenges and interact with each other while being constantly filmed. Viewers can donate to the show and influence events, and vote to eliminate contestants. The show is known for its chaotic and often controversial content.

>>22967489
>this place sucks

alexa, turn on the car

>>22967502
Love this nigga

We get to finally see how much the elliesimps samefag/post in general.

!gemini what is Alexa and how long has it been available in Australia?

>>22967510
Alexa is Amazon's cloud-based voice service. It can play music, answer questions, make calls, control smart home devices, and much more through voice commands.

Alexa became available in Australia in **February 2018**.

surely this one will survive
>>>/tv/212948011

>>22967514
why nigger

>>22967507
i'm lurking to see how many there actually are

>>22967514
what's the obsession with /tv/ anyway? is there something bant can't do?

Trish's POV after the drunk piece of shit challenge

>>22967514
Based jannies

>>22967519
4mb file limit

>>22967516
i didn't make it someone else did

>>22967491
he's renting it on his website

>>22967519
they are trying to hide because they are afraid of being doxxed most likely. Chickens

!gemini which board on the 4chan message board has the largest file size limits?

>>22967528
The /d/ Hentai board on 4chan has the largest file size limit, allowing for files up to 200 MB.

>>22967521
hello sex department

>>22967528
/trash/

>>22967529
really horry sheet

>>22967521
/ourgirl/ is so pretty
we love ellie(nontent)'s sister mom

>>22967529
is this actually true kek

>>22967530
She's just terrific

they just can't seem to stop
>>>/tv/212948089

>>22967535
Yeah

!gemini what can you tell about the model Gigi Moon?

>>22967543
Gigi Moon is a popular content creator on platforms like OnlyFans. She is known for her adult content and has a significant following. Due to the explicit nature of her work, details are generally found on her respective platforms.

>>22967540
Already dead lol

>>22967514
l000000l

>>22967544
wait she has an onlyfans?

>>22967549
no Gemini is just retarded.

>>22967540
The jannies are finally doing their jobs. Capeshit threads about retarded, glorified children's movies are more deserving of having threads on /tv/ than /ftl/. /ftl/ should die like Fishtank already has.

>>22967550
lmao look up gigi moon porn and go to images

>>22967550
?? It's just an anon pretending to be ai.. we're not reddit, we don't have ai bots here

looked at ellies kick chat and its just 2 faggots making the threads, both from australia?

>>22967552
:/

>>22967552
lol I stand corrected

>>22967557
Try it. I'm just testing things out for now.

>>22967557
Don't interrupt and ruin their roleplay session.

>>22967551
So the Gigi-poster was literally one guy...

!gemini Tell me about SkitzyVA

>>22967566
SkitzyVA is a YouTube channel and online personality known for creating content centered around the game VRChat. SkitzyVA's videos often feature comedic skits, roleplaying scenarios, and interactions with other players within the VRChat platform.

!gemini who was Giordano Phillipo Bruno?

>>22967570
Giordano Bruno (1548-1600) was an Italian philosopher, astronomer, mathematician, poet, and Hermetic occultist. He is best known for his cosmological theories, which went beyond the Copernican model by proposing that the universe is infinite and contains countless suns and planets.

Key aspects of his life and work:

* **Heliocentric Advocate:** Bruno was a strong proponent of heliocentrism (the idea that the Earth and other planets revolve around the Sun), which was controversial at the time.
* **Infinite Universe:** He went further than Copernicus by suggesting the universe was infinite, without a center or edge, and populated by countless other solar systems.
* **Hermeticism and Occultism:** Bruno was deeply interested in Hermeticism, a philosophical and religious tradition attributed to Hermes Trismegistus, and explored aspects of magic and occult philosophy.
* **Conflict with the Church:** His ideas challenged the established geocentric worldview and religious doctrines of the Catholic Church. He was eventually tried for heresy.
* **Execution:** After a long imprisonment and trial, Bruno refused to recant his beliefs and was burned at the stake in Rome in 1600.
* **Legacy:** Bruno is seen by many as a martyr for science and free thought. His ideas foreshadowed modern cosmology.

>>22967564
I kept posting one Gigi image for weeks

alright cool i get it please dont shit this up with ai slop

>>22967567
!gemini is SkitzyVA a pedophille?

>>22967573
Fair. I'll turn it off. :(

>>22967558
yeah i just realised today the boring fucks in her kick are the trolls in ftl

Fishtank peaked right here

wagie unit is a brit i'm pretty sure

>>22967578
yep

>>22967576
bbclenard is a fucking faggot

Fishtank peaked right here

>>22967584
he sounds like some angry brown/ricecel from gif. The WMAF thread has black anons that keep going in it seething at racist gook women lmao

>letting the audience decide who wins a challenge
>they pick LE WHOLESOME POLICE COP jeff of course
beto/fenix got robbed

sicari you faggot

>>22967604
Literally who? Why bother looking at some Kick chat filled with dysgenic orbiters?

>>22967605
>Sicari42: Aight, I'm not baking anymore. It's been fun watermellie gang. <3

>>22967607
Is he gonna an hero now?

>>22967600
>The WMAF thread has black anons that keep going in it seething at racist gook women lmao
Why do you know this?

>>22967607
how gay of him

i just had a thought about posting a tarantino gif and anon does it. Spooky.
>>22967609
i lurk in WMAF all over the web gooning

>>22967601
No they weren’t Jeff’s side would have taken longer to clean up

>>22967578
i miss this yeah. the first few weeks were awesome

There are 9 /ftl/ threads on /bant/ because some faggots won't accept we're here for good

>>22967600
he goes from hater to simp depending on what he thinks will get him attention from ellie it's really pathetic

julius let me inseminate your cute butthole

>>22967578
controversial take I think this was the best house of any season the big open spaces made it so kino idk why

>>22967612
Bullshit, Fenix/Beto's team used a ton of liquid. The most Jeff's team did was destroy big objects that are easy to pick up. The votes were 80%+ in favor of Jeff. That's the reddit youtube audience spreading their collective ass for LE INNOCENT TOYS-YAY :D cop

>>22967620
scott

>>22967615
pretty sure he is the guy doxxing her he said hes nearby, the guy that keeps threatening and doxxing her in ftl seems to be in the same timezone.

based thread bakers

>>22967621
Just compare the pictures on their twitter bro

>>22967464
Top side looks worse than the bottom side.

>>22967609
https://boards.4chan.org/gif/thread/29150022/wmaf-thread#bottom

Look its just walls of schizo text from black anons calling everyone evil racist yellow women lol

What happened to Trish she’s all fucked up. Putting on weight, changed her hair color, no eyebrows. She’s also not losing that weight she gonna be fucked.

Josh is developing a crush on Sara... wtf is he thinking

>>22967630
She seems like a girl who's only semi-thin in her early years and doesn't work out and just slowly gets fatter until she's massively in her 30s

theres nothing left to fucking discuss delete these threads forever

>>22967633
First leaf on /bant/ with sensible takes

>>22967633
Were you new to S4 or something? /bant/ threads provide massive entertainment and will for years to come.

>>22967633
or what

!gemini what is the oxford study?

>make a mess challenge! UNLIMITED RULES
>oh except no glass
>only X number of preparatory items
>no liquids
>can't use the the whole house
>can't do XYZABC
>spends an hour explaining the prohibiting rules
>anon says let roberto cook(!)
>challenge decided by audience vote, who just picks fan favorite, nontent jeff
>ok everyone clean up time
>nontent for the next 1-2 hours
wtf were they thinking

ai broke

>>22967638
youre mentally ill freaks nobody gives a shit about any of you

>>22967651
See >>22967575, some anon had an aneurysm over ai and called it "ai slop" (boomer term), so basedbelizeanon turned it off

>>22967654
What's sadder is you're posting here, 3x, with the same mentally ill posts... yet calling others mentally ill... huh, projection???

>>22967656
if i knew he was the one who controlled it i wouldnt have been so mean

what about a house show controlled by ai

>>22967664
they already ask grok to come up with all the challenges why not

fug bros im $150 deep into mexitank... how much paypigging have you done

>>22967664
>REINDEER REINDEER DO THE STANKY LEG

>>22967666
how much money do you have in your checking account

>>22967668
A decent amount saved, but I'm also unemployed.. my budget is $2k/mo

>>22967669
sounds like your fit to keep paypigging soldier

im hearing some lady yelling rn and her voice is so fucking annoying

i wonder if ellies sister knows there is a tranny porn star with her name

>>22967704
LOL

https://youtube.com/@OSBworldwide/videos

Sam's YouTube channel

>>22967707
??

>>22967483
>>22967633
>>22967654
>"UGH, WHY ARE YOU ALL TILL POSTING"
>continuously follows ftl threads for a year and a half
Totally brainbroken, Taylorfag

>>22967713
do you cancerous retards really need any more than 2 threads at a time doe?

>>22967716
blame the /tv/ jannies. they keep moving the threads here.

>>22967718
fair, they should just delete the thread and give 30 day bans to everyone who posted in it like /tv/ jannies used to back in the day.

wake up, there's new lore to be created

So is mexitank actually been purchased by Fishtank/Jet? Or is it still technically an independent, separate company with an agreement with Fishtak/Jet?

>>22967730
Don’t know but this is comfy. Fenix seems like she will become their Bex

>>22967725
youre such a messed up piece of shit freak

>>22967735
>he's still here posting
kek get a life loser

The future of fishtank is not American

>>22964033
It’s all been done before on pornzog.com

>>22967730

Its a collaboration. Basically they have a deal where Fishtank is paying them to put their cams on their site and have access to the cams in exchange for funding

Roberto (Mexi Jet) still runs the show but Fishtank is allowed to get money from it as well

They work together on the project.

wtf sandwich is this

>>22967787
Looks like it could be pic related. Did sam make it for her?

>>22967790
there was something inside, but good call. she also ate two cups of cookie crunch.. no wonder she got that fridge bod

@grok: can i still save claire? is it even worth the attempt?

>>22967804
>no wonder she got that fridge bod
That's just wide ribcage, hardly related to diet

https://youtu.be/v_Bw38FflAk?si=9SjuDLOnscd7Z8BT&t=168

sexo con fenix

Who's going as /ftl/'s representative? Just don't embarass us for god's sake

>destroys your show
>destroys your threads
>destroys your BWC
nothing personellie kid

>>22968241
Is ellie as degenerate as us to make the move to bant? It might be over

I wish it were a week from now when everyone has been forced out of /tv/ permanently with sweeping bans.