The wacky adventures of Ponch & his mime sidekick edition

>Betty Who?
Betty is an internet personality and streamer known for her chill vibes, weekly streams, and active presence on X. This thread is where some of her fans gather to discuss updates, content, and the occasional drama

>Her socials
http://www.x.com/BallerinaBitty
https://www.twitch.tv/betty_fae (embed)
https://www.instagram.com/bittyspagitti/

>Poncho
Poncho is Betty's cat and an icon in his own right.
x.com/BettyFaePWO

>News
Betty has streamed with season 4's Rachel and made quite the controversy.
Betty's clown cosplays have taken the Bettybugs by storm!
Poncho remains best kitty
Betty rocks

>General Info
These threads tend to move slowly unless there's drama or new updates.
Please keep things civil and enjoy the comfy pace.

Whoa Blacked Betty
>bam-a-lam
Whoa Blacked Betty
>bam-a-lam
Blacked Betty is a ho
>bam-a-lam
Blacked Betty's gotta go
>bam-a-lam

Hello regulars and passerbys

>>22965454 (OP)
Yay c:

>>22965468
Whoa Blacked Betty
>bam-a-lam
Whoa Blacked Betty
>bam-a-lam
Blacked Betty is a nigger
>bam-a-lam
She wished her tits were bigger
>bam-a-lam

>>22965454 (OP)
I can't believe how beautiful she looks in the mime cosplay. It might be a fetish for me.. I never knew that about myself.

>>22965472
Is Freddy a good kisser?

>>22965473
Good thing i use camera to take pictures of all my messages.

>>22965479
:(

>>22965488
this pic reminds me of something else Betty-related...

>>22965491
Whoa Blacked Betty
>bam-a-lam
Whoa Blacked Betty
>bam-a-lam
Blacked Betty's pussy talks
>bam-a-lam
Wants you to feed it black cocks.
>bam-a-lam

Which fish would Betty most likely hang out with?

>>22965479
I don't want to talk about that. He probably just got put up to it by someone who dared him to do it.

>>22965499
Don't tell me you've fallen for that 40-year-old ex-junkie, date raping, Sicilian nigger.

>>22965499
take that as a yes
if you like him why bite him
stop with the pre-emptive avoidant shit he'd date you

anyway I'm off to shit up /tv/

>>22965514
You shouldn't think like that and be more optimistic about things you aren't certain of. You are extremely desirable. 10/10 future wife material

>>22965522
>anyway I'm off to shit up /tv/
they're sending /ftl/ anons to /bant/, so /ftl/ anons are shitting up the big brother thread.

>>22965513
I'm guessing Rachel or Freddy, based on the evidence we have
most of the others seem too groupthinky; they just fall in line with what they're told

if betty can't goon because of her rib, won't she die?

>>22965519
Doesn't matter no one ACTUALLY likes me anyways. I'm just funny to sexualize bc I'm not attractive.

>>22965538
>I'm not attractive.
It's not that you're physically unattractive, it's that your personality sucks and you're a vapid cunt.

>>22965544
Ok

>>22965514
he was trying to impress you a lot, for somebody acting on a dare
men don't just hurl any old girl around the room repeatedly

>>22965547
You attract boys, Ariel, not men.

I'm being real with you right now.

>>22965538
And I thought I had low self-esteem. I guess nothing beats the self-flagellation of a currently single white woman cat mom.

>>22965538
Stop it!

>>22965537
she can goon the rib to click it back into place
should give her another 48 hours or so

>>22965548
>men don't just hurl any old girl around the room repeatedly
They do if they're brown or black

>>22965561
they just showin they affections

>>22965564
unga bunga smash

>>22965567
Hell yeah

Ariel you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. 2nd place is serena mello.
Just think about that.

>>22965575
Not even close. Channing mogs Betty.

>>22965575

>>22965579
It's treeniggers. Nothing he says matters.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

>>22965579
Nigga come on u no as well as I do that Betty be looking like Vicente Valtieri and that bitch be looking like the crypt keeper no cap and fr and even ong

Still she do be moggin Betty so u ain't a liar but that's a low bar to clear that's like passing retard school it's practically just a formality

>>22965583
Betty absolutely would fuck you tf, if you weren't such a pathetic loser retard.

>>22965583
>Call out the prick for pretending to be tree because tree got a trip
>Out him again cuz I'm smarter than him
>Creates a fake shitty trip to continue try to frame my bro
Fucken retard glass of water nigga u ain't even a tall drink of water neither just a fucken dumass glass of water sunglass bitch

>>22965589
Thanks.. I guess?
I told u guys I now prefer the term 'touched in the head'

>>22965588
You've got gooner rot brain. The kind of ethereal elfin beauty that radiates from Princess Chanchan inspires those who behold it to swear fealty and become Knights of Chan. This small brotherhood of hedge knights will not tolerate the slander or malignment of our princess. Betty only inspires lust in weak, soft men. Princess Chanchan inspires loyalty as we Knights of Chan act as watchful protectors that defend her however we can as she walks her Golden Path.

>>22965600
'Princess Chanchan' looks like she works in human resources

>>22966049
Idk maybe she has in the past.

well there's a tv thread up but its dead

why even do the avoidant shit if you're gonna assume the absolute worst, internalise it and probably self harm over it? kinda defeats the point. may as well just bite the bullet and put yourself forward
>>22965538
this is retarded you really are like treefingers

>>22966058
Avoidant personality disorder is more prevalent than people realize. It's especially prolific in Gen Z and under, unsurprisingly.

>>22966050
you're her most-esteemed seneschal knight commander, and you don't even know her full history of gainful employment?
did you even bother to map her endometrial cycle?

>>22966067
>and you don't even know her full history of gainful employment?
I'm inspired by her, not obsessed with her.

You freaks wouldn't know the difference.

I'm the Jorah Mormont to her Dragon Queen.

>>22966061
you're supposed to avoid but then be like "yeah but if I hadn't purposely sabotaged it they'd want to marry me"
rookies man

>>22966058
Ok

>>22966082
Honestly TF is perfect for you.

>>22965589
Disgusting.

>>22966082
Don't listen to them you are incredible

>>22966092
>>22966093
womp womp

>>22966092
:( you use to think I was cute

>>22966093
Kys

>>22966093
lol she finds you disgusting, and so does everyone else.

>>22966097
No!

>>22966097
kek

>>22966097
Gigabased Betty, goddamn.

I just won't do it Ariel. I try to understand and be patient with your disorders you should show me the same kindness!

>>22966103
She's not based, don't give her that much credit.

Amusing isn't the same as based.

Betty's most loyal subjects would turn on her the instant a better opportunity presented itself.

That's not fealty, that's sycophancy.

>>22966106
Leave, faggot. Nobody wants you here.

>>22966110
No

>>22966106
you should write her a poem about how you would lovingly and surgically remove her wounded rib, so as to forever keep a piece of her which was close to her heart

If Ariel will sell me naked videos again I swear I will never post ever again. She can even watermark my real name so I can't leak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBCpPG0brXY

>>22965548
It was a bit.

>>22966125
I for one think the rib-poem would certainly get you some of the way there
you should call it:
>Spare Rib
there's a ton of Adam and Eve imagery to be going off
>God took my rib to make you, my Eve
>Now I'm taking it back...

>>22966125
No one trusts you, you already broke your first promise about Betty telling you to leave, no strings attached. You want compensation in return.

>>22966139
>It was a bit.
None of the motherfuckers orbiting fishtank/MDE know what comedy is...

>>22966139
it was a lot

betty and treefingers sitting in a gorrila nest
c u t t i n g

>>22966150
See? Even britfag anons know comedy better than the MDE/fishtank sphere.

>>22966144

>>22966145
You watched Extreme Peace, Skull?

>>22966153
thanks *fart*

>>22966157
Yeah it's pretty dogshit, and my expectations were already basically zero.

>>22966159
Haha farts are classic.

>>22966139
You should have more confidence

>>22966145
Sam did a very good job on his gorilla nest. He even made it Sam sized. Sam couldn't sleep in a pile of twigs he would break them.

>>22966165
He couldn't put the last twig, Harland, not the nest though... Harland was too strong a gorilla twig for Sam, even though Harland is an older gentleman with an easily herniated scrotum... Sam was huffing and puffing but never finished that nest.

>>22966169
on the nest*

"Is that a fuckin heat lamp?"

"Yeah, you want some fries?"

>>22966165
I'm also not sure why you're so mad at me still

Really not sure entirely you you got so mad at me in the first place>>22966165

>>22966169
Sam could have easily put harland in the nest but he realized doing so would have meant hurting harland bc harland REALLY didn't want to go in the nest. So Sam gave up as to stop himself from causing injury.

>>22966246
>Sam could have easily put harland

>>22966248
did we watch the same podcast?

>>22966248
It would take one light punch to the face.

>>22966249
I've seen sam break a bigger sweat doing standup

Oh also you didn't answer if I try to make you a glass chameleon can we turn over a new leaf and let the past be the past

>>22966249
The one where Harland dogwalked Sam Hyde right?

>>22965464
Treefingers, thoughts?

>>22966255

>>22966258
It's pretty hot but it would be hotter if it was white

>>22966261
So what are you so mad at me about specifically?

>>22966262
Oh it's you. Lol she talked to you man! Yay!

>>22966266
Yeah maybe we are making progress I don't get why she is so mad at me

>>22966255
You dun goofed. Live with the consequences of your actions.
>>22966265
>So what are you so mad at me about specifically?
Let me remind you. Don't matter if you apologized, she'll never forgive you.

>>22966265
she hates herself and you're the male version of her
it was never gonna work

>World Peace 2 delayed by years
>lost the rights to the name World Peace
>S2 ended early
>S3 ended early
>Extreme Peace a total failure
>S4 canceled entirely
>Bloodgames 2 canceled entirely
>all owned houses confiscated
>in actual legal trouble
>associates turning on him (Don Jolly posting)
>chance at joining mainstream comedy ruined forever after assaulting well-loved comedian
>once again being canceled by the internet (yearly occasion at this point)
>MDE friends abandoning him for a second time

>>22966257
He gifted harland with views and a gorilla nest and harland was extremely ungrateful.

>>22966271
>>22966154

>>22966277
Looking at Harland's previous guests and the stuff he brings out, he purposely shit tests and trolls certain comedians with targeted props to see if they can handle banter.

bill burr - gave him a wig because he's bald, and an ant farm asking if it makes him angry like his comedy

david lucas - kept giving him cakes and donuts because he is a fatass

sam hyde - trolled his performative masculinity asking him if he has been raped, pussy eating skills, asking him to make a nest like a big gorilla, because gorillas have small dicks. Also made a possible Marky reference when asking Sam if he liked them "tight and ripe".

>>22966280
Every post you make here gives Betty another reason to hate.

>>22966272
I know probly not but she did say she had a crush on me so I'm confused why she flipped on me like that

>>22966285
Ok

>>22966280
Don't care, Betty will never love you and forgive you. Keep having a manic episode and a mental breakdown, Pigshit. You're the best at doing that.

>>22966281
He did all that research and didn't realize sam always destroys podcast studios?

>>22966292
I'm feeling pretty ok rn

>>22966293
It's funny how he keeps bringing Damiel along to every podcast

Betty can you tell poncho that I said pspspsps

>>22966293
Of course, Harland isn't mad about any of it.

The whole point was a shit test. Sam failed.

No Kill Tony, no Theo Von, no Shane Gillis, no JRE.

Sam is the one who should have done some research on how the upper echelons of comedy handle themselves.

Ariel can you tell me why you got so mad and turned on me like you did? It was very random..

>>22966255
Maybe if you send 1k

>>22966281
I think Sam's experience is more with playing characters—almost hiding behind them—now he's doing the podcast circuit, and trying to be himself a little bit more
for Harland, well he just seems to be being himself, and it was obvious there was an experience gap between them
but I think what you're doing is deliberately conflating the battle of wits, and the physical battle which took place, for you to say "Sam couldn't have easily put Harland..."

do you see what I mean?

>>22966311
>do you see what I mean?
Nothing you're saying means anything because the whole point was a shit test and Sam failed it...

>>22966308
it's because you didn't write her a rib-removal poem (and post it here)

>>22966310
Are you being serious? I'll send it rn

>>22966314
Hey Betty how often do you think about me on a scale of 1-10?

>>22966310
Fuckin leech harlot kys my man

>>22966315
perhaps he did fail Harland's 'wacky comedian shit-test', but he could have physically put that old man in the ground beneath the gorilla nest, if you see what I mean
that's all I'm saying
and I don't think you can build a good gorilla nest without chimping out a little

>>22966311
>Sam hiding behind characters
100% autism man sees straight thru Sam hyde bullseye Robin hood

Ariel unblock me on cash app

>>22966311
Why either of them thought their comedy styles would flow in a podcast is beyond me. The mattan and shane gillis podcasts had me dying. Neither harland nor sam is unfunny imo.

got a nice gut punch lined up if she accepts the money

>>22966310
Yes have him send 1K! That’s a good deal FM I wouldn’t pass her up on it

>>22966324
>he could have physically put that old man in the ground beneath the gorilla nest
holy shit my nigga this isn't even the point who fucking cares if 40 year old Sam Hyde can beat up an old man? Dude was huffing and puffing and clearly wasn't having an easy go of it. He underestimated Harland not only psychologically but also physically. Do you see what I mean? That's all I'm saying.

>>22966324
Nigga nobody gives a fuck Sam can beat up a 65 year old man that's pathetic shit and it's a given he got trolled he got sensitive he swatted himself in road island and the whole world is laughing.

Besides, Harland carries everywhere he goes so he'd have just blasted Sam's gorilla head all into his gorilla nest

Betty why did you let nick rochefort fuck you?

>>22966326
There u go unblockef

>>22966334
Maplefag gets it.

>>22966336
I didn't.

>>22966332
It's kayfabe. TF is a fake nigga, dont tell me a nigga who supposedly lives like this has 1k sitting around to sit to bettyhag.

>>22966351
I've started the process of cleaning it I'm going to get better

>>22966334
it's not about whether you personally give a shit or not, it's the topic we're discussing
do you need me to hold your hand to give you context?
here:
>>22966169

>>22966341
Be honest do you think Sam is handsome?

>>22966351
you underestimate the power of mental illness

>>22966358
>hold your hand to give you context?
Nigga you are autistic, my post was a joke replying to Betty. You took it literally, cus you're autistic. This is what I'm trying to say, none of you fucking retards understand comedy and you think Scam Hoyldstein is a comedian.

>>22966333
Skull, you invited that when you said:
>Harland was too strong a gorilla twig for Sam, even though Harland is an older gentleman with an easily herniated scrotum... Sam was huffing and puffing but never finished that nest.
can you really not see how you're making it about physicality with that?

>>22966366
>can you really not see how you're making it about physicality with that?
Nigga you're autistic and gay.

what's your favourite Skull Hyde song /bbg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ewETr-jsxM&t=5s

>>22966365
I am
but I didn't take it literally, actually
read Betty's reply to what you said
remember that conversations meander—and you don't get to dictate how people take what you say, especially when you use physicality as analogy

>>22966370
I think you're confused about how conversations work

>>22966371
Hard to choose amirite? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcLJnJh0s9Y

>>22966354
Pathetic.

>>22966374
>I think you're confused about how conversations work
I think you're an autistic faggot.

>>22966371
I'm not really a fan, I think he's walking on well-trodden ground

>>22966378
That's...idk man. Good 4u tho

>>22966378
It would be extremely funny if you blocked him after that.

>>22966382
Not my fault the music industry is diluted... No point in lamenting my place in the timeline.

I make it mostly for myself anyway. If others like it then cool, whatever.

>>22966378
LETS GOO BETTY GETS THE W!!!

>>22966383
Kayfabe, fake screenshot. If it's real, Betty go cash it out and show us the $1,000 in 20s.

>>22966380
and I think you're a fat, hot-tub-ridden invalid with delusions of intellect, but let's not lower the tone, eh chap?

>>22966382
it's not my vibe either but i respect it

>>22966378
HAHAHAHA
he really is worthless

>>22966390
Nigga's walkin around with a photo of my cousin on their phones is gayer than he is, and he's actually gay.

>>22966378
well i could add to the misery with a betty gutpunch here but fuck it this is all too grim

>>22966391
I'll take the compliment.

>>22966402
fwiw I'd have most likely digged it in my metal years

>>22966397
But he's probably nice to be around

>>22966407
fwiw i thought i'd be making more lofi beat type shit but guess not...

>>22966384
Yeah it would be. If she leaves him unblocked though she might make a regular profit from him.

>>22966467
It's kayfabe

>>22966465
a few times I've had the intention of making metal just for old times sake but it still ended up a mix of rock with ambient textures and some early 2000s euphoric trance influence
can't strongarm the process without ruining it

>>22966397
oh, I'm far too autistic to have a phone (one which I use at least, there's a drawer full of iPhones somewhere)
I don't really care for ARM, I don't like the feeling that I'm on camera, plus the microphone could lose me a lot of money
they're goytech

>>22966472
>can't strongarm the process without ruining it
This is true

>>22966467
I still don't know if 1k is enough to forgive him. He did leak my nudes and talk shit about my pets.

You guys been here for a while and I've seen none of you niggas post your Pokemon team set up. Post 'em and see what your team says about you
https://www.pikateams.com/

>>22966480
Make it 100k

>>22966485
Make it a billion dollars.

>>22966485
At least another 500.

>>22966480
That's all I have right now. I'm ngl I had a feeling you were going to humiliate me and I came really hard thinking about getting dommed like that :(
I really am pathetic.

in all fairness to betty the donation did say a "chance" for forgiveness
the house always wins

>>22966480
This is true. So what are we thinking? Another 500? Another 1K? Maybe a monthly bbg subscription fee to be allowed to post in this thread?

Give it time I give you another 500 <3

me watching you niggas eat up the kayfabe

>>22966490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umF_zMiWzzI

I don't even want to post here anymore I just want her to forgive me

>>22966490
Even more pathetic.

>>22966494
1k a week. Stop buying so much weed and tobacco, that should cover it

Truly pathetic.

>>22966496
what do you want a fucking curtain call moment

>>22966504
No I just want it to be entertaining and not the same fucking shit every day.

Gn Ariel ilu <3

>>22966510
when has betty ever been entertaining? entertain yourself with shitposts

i should say fartposts i don't want to get mixed up with the other guy

>>22966515
>when has betty ever been entertaining
Hmmmmm...... yeah you're right. Grim.

>>22966501
fucking Eugenia Cooney lookin ass mf...

>>22966378
....amazing.

>>22966489
This.

>>22966501
This is just turning him on more, but then then you know what you're doing. Literally milking this lolcow.

>>22966484

*a solitary fart rings out in the silence*

Betty's ribs broke because she's still following her shitty vegan diet. Stupid bitch.

>>22965454 (OP)
I can tell already that Poncho has lost some weight!

>>22966844
vegans are retarded
vegetarianism? that's where it's at

Hey Betty donate that money to Vinny's cat or you're an evil person.

>>22966849
seconding this
although she's a faggot edgy mentally stunted type who probably thinks being an evil person is le cool

>>22966867
She doesnt need that money, her bills are paid and she's taken care of. Money is a means to an end. I'm poor and destitute myself or I'd send some money to Vinny.

If that retard tf actually sent her $1k and it wasnt kayfabe, she could earn some respect from seethers like me by helping Vinny out.

i mean well

Stop being mean to her about it I'm happy to give it to her I want her to have everything she wants and everything to be comfy and happy.
Going to bed fr now

>>22966884
send more peefingers

>>22966884
shut up bitch

>>22966845
Some of us like him chubby some of us want him swole. As long as he's healthy that's all that matters

>>22966884
Its good you understand. Send her more when you have more

>>22966884
That's right, Pigshit, give her all of your worthless money. It totally won't go haywire on your end.

>>22966484
Haven't played that shit in forever, last one i played was rangers for the DS

betty could you tell treefingers it would make you happy if he sent me money
i'm pretty well off and own a house but more couldn't hurt

>>22966900
Hiii Ariel

Why does liverking make such a fool out of himself?

he gets off steroids, manically, his body cannot produce testosterone naturally on his own due to steroids.

He is FRICKED

>>22966912
He kicked a dog not that long ago for no reason. Fuck em

>>22966849
I'll split 50/50 so i can take off work this week and heal my 2 broken fucking ribs.

>>22966913
yeah he's a narcissist roidtranny asshole but there is no ignoring that hopping on roids ruins your fucking life FOREVER

>>22966920
...and yet gajillions of average joe fucking retards still take PEDs as a le mandatory gym supplement

>>22966916
Don't be a dumb whore next time

>>22966916
>can take off work this week and heal my 2 broken fucking ribs.
bitch if you ate a balanced diet you wouldn't have broken ribs from wrestling

>>22966916
make it 70/30 with the 30 going to you and i'll casually think you're alright

>>22966925
Fine.

>>22966927
No kys

Bitty can I have a heart b4 I go to bed? :(

You’re the best Betty keep rockin! Fuck what any faggots have to say about you

>>22966929
thoughts?

>>22966916
This seems fair.

>>22966930
Hearts cost $75. Right Betty?

>>22966927
50/50 was more than generous. 70/30 she keeps the 70.

>>22966932
>Freddy cuc ked Betty
ohnonono...

>>22966940
she only exists to lose to Nina

One time a apache indian I knew got out of a cab and broke his fucking leg and then had to get it amputated later that week on account of the location of the break being right at the hip joint. Leg today no leg tomorrow niggas it's that easy look at your legs today and be grateful for them because you might just break one of them getting out of a taxi one summer and never walk again like some kind of nincompoop

instagram whores are so fucking mid it's insufferable that their dumb ass twerk videos occasionally get recommended to me

ai generate images are the best, they're easy to produce and there is ZILLIONS of them already on instagram.

instagram whores are truly fucking worthless and disgusting

>>22966940
Freddy is a wild stallion you couldn't even tame him ever if you wanted to not even for a million dollars he is too free spirited and strong willed it's what makes him beautiful

>>22966946
nah bro. my entire feed is just ass, feet, and mid simpable hoes. it's great.

>>22966949
>he is too free spirited and strong willed
the drug use plays into this

>>22966932
Hurts a little but i had a gut feeling he was just a fuck boy.

>>22966946
Do you think one day robots will evolve to look like humans so we want to fuck them but they just want to harvest our loosh and humanity ends up dying and the robots incinerate our bones and use them to power their interstellar spaceships and then travel the stars to find new intelligences and then they tell them about us because we created them so we live on through our own creation like an artist or a mother dying to birth their prodigal son so in a way humanity and it's knowledge still exists it's just been transformed and transcended biology into a new form of being and existence so really we never died at all?

>>22966956
you got cuc ked!! cucquean!

I thought I'd feel trolls remorse but it feels like I did a good deed
time for a good wholesome nights' sleep

>>22966950
coombrain cuckold
>>22966957
meds

I would never cuck Betty and I would even let her see other men while I go to work and give her all my money!

>>22966956
Was never gonna work out. You'd be better off with someone who has actual convictions

>>22966972
...he is on meds, speaking of Meds. Enjoy this
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nQBQqvwGHxsCyYjWDcfR8IoiBuyQ8YYlg

I think ashton hall could save his career if he went into boxing, look how much good it did for the pauls

>>22966957
I think that hints at us invariably imbuing the sexbots with some sort of human essence, and so they'd unwittingly complete the cyclic fractal-pattern by fucking the aliens, having their cyberloosh harvested in turn
now what the alien/anthrobo-hybrid descendants fuck, I can't even begin to comprehend—maybe some sort of higher dimensional shape? maybe they break through into metaversal substrate, and impregnate literal platonic forms, birthing a new reality? a speculative kind of... post-Zetan-robosexual hypergeometric sexiverse?
does it fuck itself? I don't know; I'm just musing, but it's plausible

Look if you want to be a galaxy brain genius like me and see past the veil of the limits of human understanding to see cosmic truth for what it is you need to listen the fuck up right now because I'm never gonna repeat this shit ever again.


The key is insight. You need to gain the insight. The key to gaining insight is in sandwiches. 7 identical sandwiches. Every single Sunday or day of your choosing I just like Sunday you have to make the 7 identical sandwiches. They have to be totally the same same bread same content same everything even the amount of everything has to be the exact same. Except for the X Factor, what I call it. That's the catalyst hete. What you're gonna need to do is put like 6, 7, 8 tabs of acid on or 5 of those 7 sandwiches. Then you put them all in a bag in the fridge and right before you leave for work in the morning you grab one blind and eat one of the sandwiches.

That's all there is to this shit you guys wonder why I am so smart and so keyed in to the truth and well adjusted and how I see past all the chicanery and hoopla now you know it. It's because I can literally see time moving and choose to interact with it when I want to

>>22966974
Massive cuck. Wait when Betty doesn't forgive you at all.

>>22966940
Id fuck letty before id fuck freddy letty wouldn't break my ribs. I just hate that he kissed me and made me feel special for a second. I'm more pissed about that. And i have been since it happened. That's why I bit him. Plus he doesn't know what hentai is. He also can't tie a knot.

It's ok I would understand

>>22967067
>. Plus he doesn't know what hentai is.
This is the most damning thing, desu.

>>22967071
He thought hentai was some kind of bondage but he didn't know what bondage is either he called it "rope sex". Freddy is cute bc he tries to be rough. But really he's just an innocent silly little fuckboy.

>>22967078
Doesn't seem too compatible then. The search continues

>>22966926
Maybe this lazy fuck will get a job. Anyways. I did what I said I would.

>>22967089
Based Betty. Doing it for the kitties.

>>22967089
That’s very nice of you Betty

>>22967090
I’m officially richer than a fully grown man

>>22967089
You're the sweetest gal in the world, how anyone could say otherwise idk

>>22967089
>>22967078
you felt special? breh, he cuc ked you! he kissed you and then he immediately went to fuck some black hooker. You deserve better! like Q Jr. or Fingers... LMAO!! or maybe your cop buddy...

>>22967090
There's still $146 you can send peefingers

>>22967089
Nice try I know who Vinny Ramos is

>>22967086
I need a man whose into all the weird shit. Freddy has the drive but he's kinda normie coded in that regard. He also didn't know what CNC is. I explained it to him when we were discussing porn (bc my shirt) and you know what I probably shouldn't have looking back on that. Anyway yes he is a silly little dumdum fuckboy.

>>22967101
He a real nigga

>>22967105
If I made a new anon Twitter can I follow you again?

>>22967107
Troo

>>22967055
that's your trick—just plain old Muffin Roulette?

>>22967078
waiting for you out there is an unspeakably perverted guy or girl, with a dark mind and a heart of gold
there has to be
do you start with the filter questions?
>"what's your favourite shibari position?"
>"'time freeze' or 'incest gameshow' JAV?"
>"ben wa, or benoit?"

>>22967105
>cnc
if only with Angelina.... god...

>>22967105
>I explained it to him when we were discussing porn (bc my shirt) and you know what I probably shouldn't have looking back on that.
Yeah that's too forward of a convo with somebody you're met formally for the first time. It will give guys the wrong impression of you and they might take liberties... as what happened that night.

>>22967113
desu it's a guy filter if anything

>>22967111
I'd watch it.

>>22967110
>"ben wa, or benoit?"
kek

I need to go to bed but I cant I feel so ashamed

>>22967117
We'd watch you watch it. Inception porn

>>22967113
You live and you learn.

>>22967123
breh, im surprised he didn't feel your shit, you had your ass cheeks hanging out in those tights. Just doing karate kicks...

I gave her everything I had and everyone just made fun of me :(

>>22967134
>everything
$146 says different

>>22967089
Betty is so generous!

>>22967126
He did grab my ass i don't want to think about that tho. At least not until I'm healed enough to masturbate.

>>22967137
I won't be able to eat. I gave her $1500 total tonight

>>22967138
she would actually look good if she gained about 20 lb and worked out has a God tier face.

>>22967138
man face
man body
man hands

gross disgusting blech barf kys tranny

I don't even have a car and only 1 pair of work pants I give her everything I love her so much

>>22967138
This picture is so fire

>>22967145
You deserve it.

>>22967139
Any inappropriate touching of you is enough to set you off later, huh?

>>22967134
Only a tremendous retard would give away that much money for nothing in return. Remember your place.

>>22967139
How would one go about dating you without being a rapist?

>>22967145
Your fault

>>22966837
Nice team
>>22966906
My last game was Pokemon Legends Arceus

I don't even understand why she got so mad at me in the first place. She said I was using alt accounts to seethe at her and was fake nice to me so I didn't hurt myself.. this was before I said anything. I want to cry now

>>22967151
true so much true

when will treefingers ever learn to be a decent human being instead of a dirty pathetic incel

I'll keep trying when I have more money ig fuck I hate me

>>22967140
>I won't be able to eat
lol

>>22967140
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!

I will always want to give her everything I have I love this girl but she never gonna believe me.

i become overly judgemental of potential love interests when they go off me too lol
nah compromise doesn't exist they just sucked
good night

>>22967140
Everyone laugh at this massive retard, he thought he would be all buddy buddy with Betty again if he gave away his money. Now he's penniless and can't afford a meal. You can't refund it either because she already gave part of it to Vinny.

>>22967156
thanks, I was a little miffed more people didn't make one
it seemed like an interesting way to glean some kind of insight into the personalities here—though what yours says about you I'm not entirely sure
do you like MMA and dinosaurs?

>>22967150
Depends on who does it. One time i was wearing a short skirt in walmart and this ***white*** guy in camo pants just grabbed my butt laughed a little and moved on. I probably came about it more than I should have and I still might desu.

>>22967194
I do like MMA and Dinosaurs.

>>22967196
Hot. You are just a sex starved slut.

>>22967141
>she would actually look good if she gained about 20 lb

I think she looks great now, but that's why we always remind her to eat. She's going to get tired of us soon lol

>>22967201
>why we always remind her to eat.
On that note
>>22967196
Did you eat today?

>>22967197
don't know what gave me that idea

>>22967196
bro wtf LMAO. you just came from a dude in Walmart grabbing your ass? You really are wild for real. Maybe Freddy and that black dude should have filled both holes.

I love you Ariel I'm so sorry for being this way

>>22967210
You're gonna need to go to work tomorrow. Start asking for extra hours

>>22967210
Oh let’s go W Betty.

Pic is Betty right now

>>22967210
$6.50 left to send peefingers

>>22967198
I mean it was technically a crime but that just made it hotter and I was teasing. I love to tease. Fuck i need my ribs to heal.

>>22967216
endorphins are the body's natural painkillers...

God she's always gonna hate me it makes me feel so bad

>>22967224
How do you think it made her feel when you said those nasty things. It was the most unnecessary crash out ever and if you would’ve never shown your true colors that night everything would be fine for you right now. I respect that you’re at least paying up

>>22967226
Bipolar disorder isn't true colors. You are evil for saying that.

>>22967216
What if he took you into one of the aisles and fingered you up, then he slipped his fat cock inside you while lifting up your skirt and squeezing your titties from behind....

>>22967214
Betty right now.
>>22967224
This is you right now, retard. Make sure to work harder, unless you already got fired from skipping work.

>>22967214
BLECH!!!!!

gross witch talons

treefingers could've went gambling instead of simping for an ugly whore...

>>22967216
One day a guy won't take too kindly to your teasing and just rape you (all according to your plan).

>>22967235
>>22966154
relevant

>>22967232
>:( I'm going to eat a perc and try to cum if i die it's ur faulgt

>>22967249
Bitty can you rate my cock at least?

>>22966154

>>22967251
shut up peefingers send the $6.50

Unhealthy meth dick

>>22967249
>>22967232
lol the "grab your titties from behind" guy is treeniggers all this time? LMAO.

>>22967265
I thought that was someone else who always said the grab your titties from behind thing. I don’t think that’s FM

>>22967262
Why were you looking

All the bettybugs secretly look at my dick

i though peefingers was betty repellant

WHY IS SHE BACK????!!!!

>>22967274
Because he posted it and how am i supposed to know it’s coming? That doesn’t make me gay. There’s dicks in porn too unless yall only watch lesbian porn

>>22967247
Don't care, you're still a massive loser compared to everyone. Go cry yourself to sleep already, faggot.

She's having second thoughts about me maybe

>>22967262
And how do you know it looks unhealthy?

>>22967289
>>22967292

>>22967292
I feel like using drugs and meth can’t be good for your testosterone

Esp if she's masturbating rn I might have turned her on with the simping.

>>22967291
You're just a paypig now. Nothing more.

>>22967295
But you said specifically his dick. Did you say that based on the dimensions or the curve or the skin tone

>>22967297
So that's what you think of her?

>>22967301
You're the paypig now, you illiterate faggot

>>22967303
So you think she views her fans are paypigs?

>>22967300
I don’t analyze the pic but it doesn't take a genius to see that it’s significantly wider at the top which is what makes it seem like some weird spore shit that would grow on the wall of a kitchen in an abandoned Chinese restaurant

>>22967308
You’re more retarded than me

>>22967308
YOU are the paypig, you illiterate faggot

>>22967308
Praying you get fired this week peefingers

>>22967309
>I don’t analyze the pic
Promptly followed by
>it’s significantly wider at the top
Along with a detailed description
>some weird spore shit that would grow on the wall of a kitchen in an abandoned Chinese restaurant
So you studied his dick long enough to come up with an example that his penis reminded you of

she is a good person she's not like that she's just hurt rn because she trusted me and I let her down. I don't think she sees gifts and affection as being her paying. She appreciates her fans and support.

betty is an ugly person

blech

i hate when women don't look like women

>>22967314
This got a laugh out of me. I swear i didn’t but it’s funny enough that I’ll let you have this one

>>22967316
you aren't a fan

>>22967319
>>22967255

how is a thread past bumplimit still getting bumped?

Jr is fascinated by my penis he knows the baseball bat shape pulls pussies inside out

It makes them queef out too

>>22967316
You're not a fan though, you literally said you'd beat the shit out of her if she disrespected you in public. You're giving her your money because you're expecting something from her in return. And Betty and everyone else knows that you're getting jack shit. Looking forward to your eventual melty again, it's funny.
>inb4 22966154
You already lost.

>>22967326
I’m no Chad by any means but at least I don’t scare women out of their mind

>>22967335
Because you're like 5'6

>>22967333
You've been having daily melties about me for months lol

I think eventually Ariel will forgive me and belief I really love her <3

>>22967339
That's you though. You've been crying and puking and suicide baiting over Betty. Meanwhile I was gone for a whole week and came back on Friday and you were still having a melty. Mentally you have been stuck in June after lashing out at Betty. This is literally you but your delusions are at an all-time high right now. Enjoy that short-lived delusional euphoria.

I wonder what Betty is doing right now...

Having a percngoon
>GN /bbg/ it's nice to be back however long this lasts

I think I’ve developed a newfound anxiety around something specific. Warning it’s kind of an info hazard, if you read it you might start thinking about it too kinda like manually blinking but this is much worse.

I cannot believe my whole life I have never noticed how scary/gross/weird/freaky it is to swallow food. This is not a self conscious about weight thing at all, I wanna gain weight but it just freaks me out and I overthink how to swallow to where I almost forget how to and I hyper focus on it going down my throat and it stresses me out.

>>22967622

>>22967622
Son, you might be autistic
Also you can't delete on 4chan

>>22967647
The absence of nicotine might just be messing with my head. That’s a cute bitty

I can't believe she would be so mean to me

>>22967659
Swallowing anxiety is typically caused by PTSD from deep throating

I can't sleep because I'm sad I don't want to miss work

Her talking about wanting to be raped made me sad too

>>22967090

Pathetic. We're the same age by the way.

Hey Betty, how much you want to ignore this cunt forever? That means block him on absolutely everything, never talk to him again, don't pay him any attention and just act like he doesn't even exist?

I think my dad might would kick me out if he knew I gave Ariel $1600 last night

>>22967741
Why are you so emotionally invested in our relationship

Q jr status?

Fuck I wish I could sleeeeep

I think need to go to coinstar machine today.
I might give Ariel some of that too depends how much it is...

I know she still cares about me a little because she never called me a stalker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zN2rc0MkQY

I fkd up so bad sending all that money.. my entire savings. Idk how I'm gonna get by but it was worth it for a chance

>>22967786

Honestly, it was a dick move by Betty to even let you send her that money. She should have just carried on blocking you.

>>22967788
No I love her and I'm gonna make it up to her.
I just went and hid my jar of coins in the car so my dad doesn't see me walking out with it today.

>>22967788
Tbh I think you're just mad that your rich man money doesn't matter here, my gifts to her is worth more because I'm so poor.
I'm also sending them from a place of love and affection. You want to use yours for hate.

Oh I forgot I had $5 left on the cashapp from a part of a refund she gave me. Thank God I'm dying to talk to her.

Good morning bros, time for the maritime grind.

>>22967622
Kek jr

>>22967741
>>22967788
Smile and watch the events unfold, trust in Betty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw8dL4tMDlg

>>22967847

>>22967847
never forget who this person really is /bbg/ this is what he really thinks Ariel

damn he calls Jr a cuck

Oh heres a good one
Ariel killed Andrew.

>only a matter of time

What did he mean by that?

he sure seems really invested in calling Ariel a lolcow

I am her white knight and I will protect and watch over her and keep her safe and comfy and make sure she can buy anything she wants.

A true warrior of light

If I could just get 1 heart from her I would be so happy

This is who this person chooses to be everyday.

I have a bipolar disorder, I am working very hard to fix it and I feel awful about it everyday.

/bbg/ choose your fighter

Ok I'm gonna take my klonopin now so I can chill out. Have a good day everyone!

I'm gonna stop drinking and smoking weed too and I'll just let her have that money to keep it safe from me.
I will do anything for her and I dont care what any of you think or feel about it!

>>22967147
Wait I just had a thought.

What if when she said this she was making a subtle hint about making me cum really hard. I think she still likes me a lil bit.. :)

Ok no sleep and im headed to the coinstar machine.

I hope she really forgives me and we can be friends again and she doesn't do what all the haters keep saying she will.. I guess all I can do is try.

>>22966916
Hmm, not bad. Maybe you're not as evil as I thought. Still a degenerate gooner freak, but perhaps not evil.

Betty has a big heart
How can you not love Betty?

>>22967988
>Betty has a big heart
There's plenty not to love about her still. But donating to Vinny's cat definitely moved the needle a smidge.

>come back
>Pigshit has another nuclear melty in my absence
Really makes you think. Retard doesn't know that people can change over time, except him obviously. He is also ruining Betty's thread by spamming, making her go away again. Predictable as always.

>>22968001
Look at my dick seether

I hate small breasted women

kill yourself if you like small breasted women

>>22968026
>calls me a seether
>Pigshit is becoming the biggest seether of /bbg/
>even Skull is warming up to Betty here >>22967994
Don't be a faggot, seether.

>>22968046
>even Skull is warming up to Betty here
Let's not get carried away.

>>22968046
You're just mad you have a smaller pp than me. Small dick energy, lie about having a gf. Kys failed troon

Well the coinstar trip was a success!
I will be able to give Ariel more love today buddies. It's a good day.

>>22968055
What if treenigger is Sovic the failed troon? Seemed like an awfully specific insult.

>>22966390
>and I think you're a fat, hot-tub-ridden invalid with delusions of intellect
I'm not a gay fat man, I'm a straight fat man.

And maybe I am kind of retarded, but I'm not evil.

Fuck it says payment limit reached because I was unverified so I did it and it still won't let me send.
It says it mat take up to 24-48hr if you have to be manually verified by someone.
This sucks I wanted to show her more love and talk to her ;(

>>22968077

I am Ariel's best simp and sugar daddy. I takin care of baby girl I love her so much. I wish I could send her more today. I hope her ribs she hurt being a dirty little slut start to feel better ;)

>>22968095
I see you’re over $3000 not bad. What are you aiming to be at by the end of the year?

>>22968100
Friends with Ariel again and earning her trust back. She will have to put the price tag on that.

>>22968103
How much you pay me for my Betty folder? It's probably got rares that have been lost to time.

Jk I wouldn't do something like that, even to Betty.

>>22968095

Imagine simping this hard for a girl who wants nothing more to do with you. Damn that's pathetic.

Then again the guy is a druggy alcoholic loser so maybe it's better he doesn't have access to money anyway.

>>22968055
>Kys failed troon
I'm not a tranny though, but you were highly acting like one two days ago by saying sobbing hysterical and constantly cutting yourself. You may be right I don't have a gf, because now I have a wife. Anyways donate your last remaining cents to Betty, your sins won't be magically absolved anyway.

>>22968113
Klaus and his small pp still seething

>>22968108
The funny part is Betty is still not gonna forgive him and he's gonna go nuclear again like last time. Dude already donated $3k and hasn't got anything in return. Remember when he had a three-month-long meltdown just because Betty (rightfully) accused the retard for having an alt account, imagine what he will do when he finds out this whole thing is just one-sided.

>>22968108
>Calls her supporters simps

>>22968118
Klaus and his small pp seethe pt.2

Klaus you gotta stop hating the world because you have small pp.
Pussies don't even go that deep. I've never been able to get more than halfway in..
Just love yourself and the body God gave you. Life is a blessing.

>>22968117
>>22968121
I'm not Klaus though, you thought I was Skull last time. You're taking too many Klonopins your brain is non-existent. You're having another manic episode, Pigshit. Donate more money to Betty, it might make you feel better (in your head).

>>22968125
Tiny pp make him mad gotta be mean to people

>not beating the molested gooner allegations

nice man making fun of child molestation and trying to emotionally hurt her with it.
You're a good dude. It's just you have a really small pp.

friendly reminder this is what i look like and im not afraid to post my pic for obvious reasons unlike some people

>>22968139

Let me guess? Betty called you a chad?

zzzzzzz

>>22968124
>love yourself
I already do, but what about you, Mr. "I hate myself, I wish I was dead"? Don't preach what you don't practice.
>>22968129
I dunno man, my ex-gfs and wife said it's a great size, but I'm not gonna post it here. Sounds like you're already having a melty. And no I'm not mad, on the contrary I find it funny you think you have an own on anyone but in reality you're the jester of /bbg/.

>>22968142
do you have small pp anger too?

>>22968144
tiny pp fake girlfriend lol cant post face because fat and ugly seether

i see why you tried to troon out now you probably at least tuck really well

>>22968142
Like i said, he's stuck mentally in the past. Now he is having a full-on manic melty and calling people cowards for not posting faces in an anonymous Korean basket weaving forum. I'd say it's mental illness but even mentally ill people can function well in society, Treefaggots is a massive piece of shit that will deflect blame on anyone/anything. See what I mean here?>>22968145
>>22968148
Insane basket case.

>>22968147
Best that I can do is a pic from my wedding last week, and no I'm not posting my face, fag. You can seethe and cope and cry and down all the kpins you want, Betty will never love you and forgive you.

Lmao Klaus reported me because he's so mad about his tiny dick.

Post a pic of the wedding ring you got your wife.
Post a neck down selfies to prove you aren't fat.
lololo

>>22968161
Lol fake and gay

*yawn*

Got married and had honeymoon in less than 48hrs. Immediately back orbiting Betty and seething about his tiny pp.
I'm not buying it troonie

>>22968175

>>22968175

>>22968175

>>22968180
Based

>>22968179
My honeymoon was a week, I came back a few days ago. You wouldn't get it though, you're the type of person that will never end up with anyone and die alone. Your final words on your lonely deathbed will be...

"Betty thinks I look like a chad" *dies*