The bits is back in town edition

>Who is Betty?

Betty is an internet personality and streamer known for her chill vibes, weekly streams, and active presence on X. This thread is where some of her fans gather to discuss updates, content, and the occasional drama

>Her socials
http://www.x.com/BallerinaBitty
https://www.twitch.tv/betty_fae (embed)
https://www.instagram.com/bittyspagitti/

>Poncho
Poncho is Betty's cat and an icon in his own right.
x.com/BettyFaePWO

>News
Betty has streamed with season 4's Rachel and made quite the controversy.
Betty's clown cosplays have taken the Bettybugs by storm!
Poncho remains best kitty
Betty rocks

>General Info
These threads tend to move slowly unless there's drama or new updates.
Please keep things civil and enjoy the comfy pace.

Finally a good thread.

>>22968182
Klaus you don't belong here you said Betty's mother trafficked her to be molested. You should kys

This one is so amazing

>>22968185
You're the one that doesn't belong here at all. So far you told her that you would beat the shit out of her, told her to cut herself, kill herself, wished that her cat would die, celebrated that kleebis died and was glad her mom was in a wheelchair, called her a CUNT multiple times, leaked her private videos and posted revenge porn, and said you'd beat the shit out of her if you ever got mad. I even got the proof here.

>>22968185
>You should kys
Weren't you telling Betty to do exactly that roughly a month ago? If anyone doesn't belong here it's you.

>>22968195
>>22968196
I am diagnosed bipolar neither of you are.

"Belize bro" aka spic bro uses a VPN on 4chan because he comes here to browse CP and he's scared.
He also changes flags and samefags

Good morning everyone. Remember, today means a fresh start so keep your actions in mind

>>22968202
Uh sure whatever you say you horse looking mother fucker

>>22968205
Keep your actions in mind bro

>>22968206
Shut the fuck up go fix your cashapp and send Betty your last couple bucks

New day fresh start I made it up to Betty stop seething fag niggers

>>22968207
This is what her pretend fans think of her

>>22968202
>"Belize bro" aka spic bro uses a VPN on 4chan because he comes here to browse CP and he's scared.
lol so because all you have on me is that i'm Hispanic now you resort to flat out lies? Hilarious FM, I'm glad you're poor, old, mentally ill, and have no future. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

>>22968210
Turn off your vpn pedo

>>22968202
Even bipolar people don't act like massive pieces of shit, stop using it as a shield for your shitty actions
>attacking Belizebro
Never thought in my life Treefaggots would become the biggest seether of /bbg/. You said I "reported" you last thread, which means you're currently ban evading? Man if moderators found out you're ban evading, that becomes a permanent IP ban, good thing youre not using your tripc- oh wait.

>>22968211
Nah, I do what I want. I'll keep it on because I can, and you can't.

>>22968209
Are you actually mentally impaired?


I told you guys I was right about FM all the way back then when he was hating on me for no reason tryna turn everyone against me because I was “mirroring him” whatever that means. This guys psycho

Pedo and small dick already shitted up the thread. Sad!

>>22968216
I have a bigger dick than you

>>22968215
You aren't right about anything manipulator

>>22968220
No I seen it looks funny and like it has fungal infection. Def not bigger than mine

>>22968216
Shouldn't you be at work toiling in 90 degree heat for a miserable wage? You have more money to send FM, get back to work.

Treefaggots having a melty again, attacking Jr and Belizebro. Betty ain't gonna like this. Reminder this is the failure of a human being trying to insult people.

>>22968224
No it dosent. I’m a Virgin too so I can’t even have an std or infection. Yours looks like fungus itself some mushroom spore type thing that would grow out of the ground in a forest

>>22968226
I was just trolling you tards I'm part time can come in whenever I want, 15 years with the company, tied for 2nd highest paid employee. Heavy hitter. Man work. You couldn't stand next to me for 8 hours while I worked lmao

>>22968228
Lol

>>22968230
>Reminder this is the failure of a human being trying to insult people.

Exactly like I don’t know how you’re trying to act cool right now FM when in an hour you’ll be calling yourself a loser and saying we’re all right again

>>22968227

He is in his arrogant phase right now where he thinks he is better than everyone else and somehow that Betty loves him. Probably because Betty let him give her money.

Give it a day or two and he'll be back to abloobloobloo i love betty why wont she just sort things out with me.

>>22968230
>I was just trolling you tards I'm part time can come in whenever I want, 15 years with the company, tied for 2nd highest paid employee. Heavy hitter. Man work. You couldn't stand next to me for 8 hours while I worked lmao

You guys need to stop studying & critiquing each others penises, it's borderline homosexual

>>22968236
I prefer the lore-accurate version where he's crying and shitting himself.

>>22968240
I got you

Anyways
There's a chance we could see a stream today & maybe a new clown cosplay but let's not bet on it, those ribs be fucking her up

>>22968242
Lmfao perfect.

can you nigger faggots stop reporting me. you want to dish it out all day but cant take it back.

>people shouldn't have to walk on eggshells around you.

>>22968257
Jajajajaja

>>22968260
I love how he accused you of VPN hopping but this retard is VPN hopping to evade his ban, what a fucking hypocrite LMFAO

>>22968260
>says he has terabytes of porn
>browses 4chan from vpn

pretty sus pedo bro

>>22968261
Austin always wins.
kaw?

Klaus is an extortionist

I got my claws back in Bitty and now I'm gonna swoop in and take her! its so over for you all

we will be married by december

The /bbg/ has a guppy problem

>>22968263
I also don't have to work anymore because I pursued a career and invested wisely in my youth. Think of me jacking off in VR while your hands are hurting digging a ditch or whatever it is you do.

>>22968270
stop gooning stop gooning

>>22968270
So you have to jack of with VR headset even though you're rich? why are you incel?

>>22968270
Last time I used VR was playing Borderlands 2 VR with the Light Gun controller, it was pretty nice, felt like I was in Pandora. Randy Pitchford is still a bitch for overcharging Borderlands 4 though.

also thats fucking really weird to visualize dont make me picture that.
dystopic.

>>22968270
how do I know you aren't just on neetbux

>>22968270
Lol. I’m gonna try and follow in your footsteps bio

>>22968273
Who said I was incel? I talk to and hang out with women regularly. Don't project your failures on me.

>>22968274
>Borderlands 2
That's funny, that's also where I stopped playing that series. Never tried the VR version though, sounds fun honestly.

>>22968280
idk I think you're on neetbux, incel, and browse 4chan from vpn because you're into CP.

prove me wrong. i rest my case

>>22968276
Guess you'll just have to live with the mystery wont you?

>>22968277
I will be manifesting this for you Jr.

>>22968282
Send me $1000 and I'll prove it to you

>>22968282
>idk I think you're on neetbux
It could be more accurate to call it Smart neetbux. Either way it sounds like it's earned

Niggernoodles. Went and had blood labs done today and some lisinopril for my blood pressure. Which isn't very high but high enough to start taking care of. They say it's the 'silent killer' after all.

with his VR robo cop helmet on gooning in his patrick bateman mansion

>>22968286
I was working on something last night and had it going on /ftl/ for a bit. People thought it was just me LARP'ing or something. The best compliments are when people don't believe something is true. like this >>22968288

It's currently running in this thread right now and no one even knows it.

!gemini what is VR sex

>>22968664
VR sex refers to sexual experiences facilitated by virtual reality technology. This can involve using VR headsets, haptic devices, and specialized software to create immersive, interactive scenarios.

based

>>22968768
Grok is VR sex gay and pathetic?

I dont understand why I get banned for posting my very aesthetic penis for "porn dumping" meanwhile there is porn threads on 40% of the board and when I report them nothing happens.

>>22968664
Hey look at you, going into the archives to look stuff up instead of going to work.

!gemini How long should a 50 year old meth addict expect to live?

>>22968773
Not archives I was just quick scrolling to see if there was anyone posting about me

lol it didn't like that

I've been here since you've been posting I know you dont shit talk Ariel it would be a waste of time to browse your archived posts.

The prick has been a huge piece of shit and his posts definitely need to be reviewed by all of /bbg/ started from his very first one.

>>22968777
trips of truth

>>22968772
>admitting you're ban evading again while also being a snitch.
This nigger is worse than Randall from the hit cartoon, Recess.

!gemini What is bipolar disorder?

>>22968772
Reported + Deported

>>22968783
seethe about my penis some more tiny pp

>>22968785
turned it off, I will be adding ID filtering to it. :)

>>22968790
then no one will use it?

>It's okay that I do it because I'm mentally ill.
Truly scumbag behavior. Time to up those kpins, retard.

>>22968791
It will be filtering you mostly. I'd like to create another space you are excluded from you see.

>>22968789
Don't be a faggot, starting to believe you're a homosexual
>cries and cuts himself like a woman
>suicide baits like a tranny
>posts cock for men to see
>has wild mood swings like a faggot
All signs points to Treefaggots being an actual gay guy.

>>22968794
Then you can insult me like a passive aggressive hispanic

>>22968797
remember when you were outed for saving and sharing my dick pic on discord? lol kys tranny tiny pp

>>22968797
>All signs points to Treefaggots being an actual gay guy.
He's a pathetic worm that won't try to better himself.

>>22968798
Nah, I just know how much being excluded fucks with you.

>>22968802
Oh ok damn that sucks I wont get to talk to the beaner pedophile anymore

thanks for making the thread about me again seethers.
when will you let your hatred free from your hearts. Sad!

>>22968803
You can still talk AT me (it's what you do anyways) I just wont be paying attention to you (like most people). Remember when you called me Chad? Haha, good times.

hai (*°ω°)

>>22968800
Skull already cleared it up it wasn't me. You're REACHING at this point, but everything that you do is real, you've been OUTED by everyone in /bbg/ that you're the biggest loser, piece of shit scumbag that Betty had the misfortune of acknowledging. Cry some more

>>22968804
I like when you come out swinging tree it's way more you you can tell that you are in the zone when you are just letting some niggers have the what for its how you belong it's why I love you

You gotta live by the gun treefingers, become freedfingers. It's the real you.

>>22968806
remember when betty called me a giga chad and I said we were talking in DMs and you all had melties and turned on me and turned her against me?

I do

I feel like I'd get along with Austin. Alcohol and drugs is my favorite sport

>>22968808
lol gay boy

>>22968810
thanks buddy

>>22968812
lfg
redemption arc incoming

Remember this thread was doing well until this narcissist retard ruined it for everyone here >>22968185

>>22968811
Picrel. Like clockwork.

Let em have the WHAT FOR son give it to em buckbreak these worthless fieldhands and turn them into real men


This is your energy right now you're just like Rico

Is the treefaggot still posting his boomerang dick?

>>22968811
As easily as the chad title can be give it can also be taken away

>>22968822
Bruh you're such a fuckin crybaby

At the end of the day the reality is all these people turned on me because they were afraid me and Ariel might have sex one day.
The chemistry was building, we were bonding. You all have hate and jealousy in your hearts though..

I'd consider having sex with Ariel, if she met certain criteria. One, she'd have to stop being a degenerate gooner. Two, she'd have to stop posting her lewds online. Three, she'd have to marry me and be able to have children.

She needs a man to lock her down and make her a good woman. She's not gonna find him on 4chan or within the ftl sphere.

>>22968815
It's why you never belonged with these faggots to begin with it's because you're a warrior and they are just some worthless niggers that happen to exist on the land you've conquered they can't even fight back they just cry and cry and cry some more wield the broadsword like the ancestors of ancient Saxony and Northumbria and slay these fucking cowards

>>22968825
Im earning it back despite your full team of haters working overtime to turn her against me.
Just like you framed me for being alt account.

>>22968827
At the end of the day you're dying alone. No one likes you, everyone wants you gone, not because "m-m-me chad", but you're a complete nuisance. doesn't matter if you're a "chad" if you're a subhuman piece of shit on the inside.Objectively you're Betty's biggest seether, and biggest clown. Looking forward to your depression and suicide baiting arc again in a few days.

>>22968838
why did you call Ariel a "murderous whore"?

You can tell the beef with me and Ariel is mostly squashed. Sure I talk shit and post memes, but mostly in reference to the old days. I respect her a bit more for helping Vinny out, that shows she isn't totally hopeless. But I know I'm not the one who can fix her.

We need to find Betty a husband. A good husband. Not treefaggot. Not Fred. Not any of these wiggers.

That's a crazy thing to say and you said a lot of this stuff. You supposively dont even have a diagnosed mental disorder, just a bad person on the inside.

You guys know Betty is going to burn in hell, right?

>>22968847
>Not treefaggot.
seethe
im gonna swoop her up and make her my wifey one day

Updated.

>>22968843
>>22968848
>copes
keep coping

>>22968849
Not if we step in and save her soul. She doesn't have to leave the internet, she just has to stop being a degenerate gooner freak. I believe she can do it, if we find her the right man. Betty unblock me on X, I'll unblock you too. We can do this. We can save her soul.

Then you guys framed me just a few days later...
very tragic story

>>22968853
Yeah, nah, that whore is burning.

Skull hyde had sex with an underage child

>>22968857
literally

>>22968858
Nigga spreading slander and misinformation is hurtful and unconducive making amends.

>>22968859
so be nice to me i bite back now /bbg/ made me feral

>>22968861
i even subbed to your music youtube channel you fat faggot nigger im gonna unsub now

>>22968861
No you're a loser faggot, just stop with the bit already and be normal.

Damn look at how cocky he is being because Betty took his money.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M9DEhuQt-Y

>>22968857
>>22968858
>>22968861
>>22968862
>replying to yourself
Damn, your parents didn't give you attention? What a fucking freak.
>/bbg/ made me feral
Quit blaming your shitty scumbag behavior to something else.
https://x.com/Cirxt3/status/1835149513079624090

If Betty will unblock me and agree to be civil, I will stop bullying her and try to help find her a good man to make an honest woman out of her.

Shitposting is fun, but at a point the negativity can weigh on the soul. We should be supporting each other and encouraging the breaking of bad habits and behaviors. Build each other up, not year each other down. That's what fishtank is. It just tears people down and makes them lolcows. It's evil.

>>22968865
I never did any "bits"

>>22968874
Then you're hopeless nigga, you're just fuckin hopeless. May God have mercy on your soul.

>>22968873
>Shitposting is fun, but at a point the negativity can weigh on the soul. We should be supporting each other and encouraging the breaking of bad habits and behaviors. Build each other up, not year each other down. That's what fishtank is. It just tears people down and makes them lolcows. It's evil.
>>22968865
>No you're a loser faggot, just stop with the bit already and be normal.

lmao he's doing this shit a year later.

Skull hyde really did statutory rape a child and he admitted this himself publically multiple times and even tries to defend it.

How can an admitted sexual predator that should be on a list 'find betty a good man'. You are fat and retarded.

>>22968868
Nice. Now listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umF_zMiWzzI

>>22968880
Your slanderous hate towards me is as unhealthy as your obsession for Betty.

>>22968879
So spic bro is friends with mimics and sir rodger bottoms.
Now it's starting to make more sense.
This is why they got mad when I left their lolcow server and framed me to make Ariel mad at me.

>>22968884
Your 9th grade education is showing again.

>>22968875
Treefaggots' heart is full of hatred and death. He's too delusional to know everyone including Betty finds him repulsive and annoying. He can never "love" Betty if he never learns to love himself first. He's the product of what happens when self-hatred, anger, and drugs consume him. His home is a reflection of that.

>>22968886
>His home is a reflection of that.
Trvke

>>22968885
That implies he made it past middle school, and I believe this nigga somehow flunked kindergarten

Ariel likes me and thinks im cute she's just mad at me

You're still making the thread about me btw. You ruined Jr's bake. Very selfish.

>>22968890

Lunchtime, wife made some homemade spam musubi this morning. Glad I'm working remotely today, otherwise I wouldn't be enjoying my food with a crisp cold bottle of Modelo.

You gotta stop the off topic posting

Cash app not working is making me so annoyed I want to send her a message!

>>22968912
Said the mentally ill retard that would blogpost about himself for 14 threads straight. That's like the pot calling the glass bottle a nigger. Just letting my Bettybros know what I'm currently up to, since we're a community and all. You wouldn't understand.

>>22968923

Nigga you aint got any money. You've just been robbed blind and don't even realize it. You're still on a high because Betty interacted with you (only to rob you).

>>22968926

>>22968928
This is what fake fans really think of her. They dont really care about her, they think she's a bad person.

>>22968933
My past actions don't reflect my current ones anymore. People change, you wouldn't understand though. You're still mentally stuck in the "Betty loves me cuz me chad" phase.

>>22968939

She got $1000 off of you, then didn't even acknowledge you existed for the rest of the night. Or did you miss the fact that after you gave her money she didn't once say anything to you again?
You were probably wanking your boomerang dick so hard you didn't even realize she was totally fucking ignoring you.

>>22968940
>roastie and her boyfriend

>>22968939
>they think she's a bad person.
I think shes a flawed person and people can change, if they desire it.

It's hard for me to believe Betty WANTS to spend the rest of her life as a miserable egirl with no husband or kids.

>>22968928
The funny part is after he gave away his $1.5k, Betty told him he deserved getting his money drained and told him to kill himself afterwards. That's how deluded this retard is.

>>22968945
So what you're saying is Ariel is a bad person?

>>22968949
If/when it comes out tf was a psyop the whole time I better get credit for calling it out.

>>22968949

I doubt he's even realized what has happened to him yet. No doubt he's spent so much time wanking his dick into a banana shape he just hasn't had the chance to understand she took his money then went straight back to ignoring him.

>>22968949
nope she stopped telling me to kms after I sent the money.

You're just indirectly calling her a bad person and showing how you truly think of her.

>even Skull is changing
The problem with Treefaggots is that he's incapable of change. In his hole-riddled brain he still believes he deserves Betty and all his shitty actions never happened. He's stuck in a perpetual manic loop where he has nothing to gain, everything to lose (his remaining pennies), just for a slight chance of Betty talking to him. What crack and hard drugs does to a mentally ill retard.

>>22968957

She stopped responding to you entirely after taking your money. She is just going to keep ignoring you again.

>>22968959
So you're saying she's a bad person?

Belgium flag is just spic bro on his many vpns

>>22968957
>>22968960
>she's a bad person for ignoring a mentally ill individual that's also a piece of shit.
Hey, those are your words, buddy. Remember, she never thanked you or forgave you, only insulted you (very deservingly) and blocked you again. Pathetic as always.

>>22968968
No she didn't block me again.

Why do you keep implying she's a bad person?

>>22968971
I'm not implying, you're the one saying she's a bad person.

I told her I have a findom and humiliation fetish a long time ago she was just making me cum really hard. You wouldn't understand. She knows me pretty well.

shes not the only girl in my cash app but she's definitely my favorite :)

>>22968974
She wasn't trying to enable your degeneracy, she truly dislikes you and finds you repulsive. You wouldn't understand. This is the most interaction you ever got close to a female, and I know your mother neglected you a lot.

>well, Sammy!
>Saammmy!
>SAMMY!

>>22968951
From my observation, Betty actually LIKED these threads. The shitposting, the haters, the simps, at was all cool to her. It was also a great place to post lewds publicly, since other platforms ban you for that.

But she had a problem in the threads, and that was YOU. It wasn't what you were posting in the threads, it was your entire way of interacting with her. You are obsessive and entitled to her attention. She could block you everywhere else, but she couldn't block you here, and was therefore FORCED to leave out of sheer frustration even though she actually enjoyed these threads and wanted to keep chatting and lewdposting.

She came back yesterday because she still likes these threads and WANTS THEM BACK, and since leaving and giving you the silent treatment didn't work, she exploded with frustration and started telling you to either fuck off or kill yourself and ruthlessly took your money. You are actually harassing her and have been doing so for a long time, which is absolutely a form of abuse, but Betty is a fighter and didn't want to sit down and take it forever.

But you still won't leave, you won't even shut the fuck up a little, so now she's gone from the threads again. Because she doesn't want to deal with you at all. That's it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKnK-hkL_DA

>>22968985
"Is that a fucking heat lamp?"

"Yeah, want some fries?"

>>22968993
>Impressive, very nice. Now let's see Sam's gorilla nest.

>>22968986
You are just biased and hateful and making the threads worse by singling me out and bullying me everyday. You are the seethers, you make the threads about me (negatively).

The only reason I even said we were talking in DMs was to defend myself from all you same people saying she will never talk to me and calling me a stalker.

That's what started the fight and made her call me a leaker.
So I had to defend myself eventually. You are bad people.

Even Jr was constantly saying she will never talk to me in DMs and I should leave her alone and get a girlfriend.

Sometimes you have to stick up for yourself.

Me saying we were talking shouldn't be such a bad or secret thing unless you all were going to get mad at her about it.

Bad people.

Im a 13th generation american

>>22968963
No, i'm on /tv/ posting in a thread with fewer schizophrenics. It's nice to know that I'm living in your head rent free though.

>>22969033
Can't help yourself

>>22969004
Oh, is that what she said? That she didn't like the threads anymore because there was too much Treefingers hate and she was leaving until people stopped bullying Treefingers? I must have missed that. My bad.

>>22969037
Why are you so emotionally invested in the negative outcome of our friendship

she left because we had a bad fight and we use to be friends and a lot of trust was broken.

>hyperventilates
>"Just having a goooood time!"
>Hyperventilates

>>22969036
rent freeeeeeeee

If you woulda told me that Betty would be the Simperator of the greatest Simporeum in the fishtank cinematic universe to date I'd have told you that you were crazy! But you wouldn't be.

>>22969004
>>22969024
>>22969026
>>22969029
You're the only seether and bad person though. We can easily talk with Betty here, even Skull was having a conversation with her on the last thread. You on the other hand you lost that right and privilege to talk to her. When Betty prefers me/Barry/jr/Belizebro/Skull over you, you know you fucked up big time and and should consider a career change (leaving /bbg/ forever).

Tree have you considered claiming Betty hacked your account and stole all your money to CASHAPP and your bank you could get it back do a chargeback like darksydephil

Im here making amends with her while you ruin the threads harassing me because you're terrified we might make up.
You're married go be a family man

>>22969048
Betty just likes all of you because you validate her you heard her in the last thread she wants a guy to piss all over her and call it rain, a wild man. Tree is literally just going through a transformation process and he will eventually reclaim betty. Once she sees how fucken nuts tree really is she'll be leaping into his arms

File a lien against Betty's bank accounts

>>22969038
You're projecting if you think I'm emotional. I don't even talk to Betty and have never participated in her community. I started looking at these threads a month or two ago and was fascinated by your level of delusion, which has somehow been rapidly getting worse. I've only been posting for a few days now. As others have said plenty of times, you're clearly a malignant narcissist, but it's rare for one to persist after being unmasked and called out so thoroughly by basically everybody. You have to know by now that your deflections and blame-shifting and denials and every other psychological trick isn't working on anyone. It's like the fable of The Emperor's New Clothes, except everyone INCLUDING the emperor knows he's naked but he just keeps walking around with tears in his eyes and a smile on his face, going "My new clothes are so beautiful..."

>>22969073
>but it's rare for one to persist after being unmasked and called out so thoroughly by basically everybody.
Kind of why I think tf is Betty sometimes. It's hard to believe a mfer like tf exists.

>>22969073
4 posts by this ID
klaus caught samefagging to shit up the thread harassing me. Sad!

I wonder what Jr thinks about all these exposures of Klaus aka The Prick today and his ruination of the threads by constantly posting about me?

Wonder if Betty got to cum last night after my sexually explicit post about her titties, and getting fingered in Walmart....

>>22969093
I didn't see that post, I mostly skim these threads once or twice a day. To do some forensic analysis though, notice how this user capitalized the "E" in "Emperor" when referring to the character himself whereas I did not, and I capitalized the "T" in "The" when typing the title of the story whereas he did not. Also this user is focusing on how you try to deflect the criticism of others directly, whereas my comparison instills the image that you're also fruitlessly trying to delude yourself. Perhaps there's another reason why two separate people would come to the same conclusion that you are behaving like the emperor?

>>22969105

And there he goes blaming everything on everyone else while not taking any responsibility for any of his own actions.

Predictable. He never learns.

>>22969093
That's not even me and I'm not Klaus. That story is well-known, retard, and the character fits you to a T.
>>22969105
>wonder what Jr thinks about all these exposures of Klaus aka The Prick today and his ruination of the threads by constantly posting about me?
He thinks you're a fucking retard, and you started ruining the thread first. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY likes you, Treefaggots. Your mom and dad hates you, your brother is disappointed in you, and thinks of you as an obligated burden. The Mexicans at construction make fun of you, probably calling you a "pendejo", "pinche guey, or "retrasado mental". They mock you showing you their families on their phones. Betty hates, you, finds you disgusting and wants you to kill yourself after you drained your bank account. At the end of the day you're just a retard not even fit to scoop up pig shit.
>Muh betty said chad/tldr/klaus
Don't care, you're a faggot loser in here an in life. Everyone including Betty knows that, clown.

>>22969150
You literally have a wife. Just close the tab man.

>>22969150
>Klaus aka The Prick
You're Klaus? I had no idea.

Klaus always wins!

>>22969422
I keep hearing he's a vagabond or something. A highwayman.

>>22969047
>If you woulda told me that Betty would be the Simperator of the greatest Simporeum in the fishtank cinematic universe to date I'd have told you that you were crazy!

Men can't help but fall in love with Betty
It's almost a supernatural effect

>>22969293
lmao I'm not Klaus but you know who I am.

>>22969456
why you posting under a american flag then nigga?

>>22969523
Because I moved to Maine ages ago

>>22969534
I'll be damned. Well follow me on twitter or something.

>>22969542
When I make a new Twitter account definitely

soon!

Did Betty have a good cum session? did she break her ribs again???

@Betty/Ariel can you do a re-creation of this? >>>/gif/29173160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bux2K2bFPI0

Betsy is actually a dude right

>>22969761
>>22970095

>>22970101
yes
welcome to the dudezone

>>22970089
Does Betty have a stripper pole?
Maybe she needs to make another wishlist

>>22970158
she can do it in converse as well, I'm not picky, heels/whatever.

>>22969761
any buyer's remorse?

Vinny's cat is out of the vet and doing well it seems

https://x.com/vin_deeznuts/status/1947432892650688982

>>22971286
#BittySaves

>>22969761
Is she italian?

!gemini summarize the fable of the emperors new clothes.

>>22971328
Hans Christian Andersen's "The Emperor's New Clothes" tells of a vain emperor who cares only for his wardrobe. Two swindlers arrive, claiming they can weave the most beautiful clothes, invisible to anyone who is unfit for their office or exceptionally stupid.

Fearing he would appear foolish, the emperor, his ministers, and all his courtiers pretend to see and admire the non-existent fabric. The swindlers "dress" the emperor in his magnificent new attire for a grand procession. Everyone in the city praises the invisible clothes, not wanting to seem stupid.

It is not until a small child innocently exclaims, "But he hasn't got anything on!" that the truth dawns on the crowd, and eventually, the embarrassed emperor. The fable highlights themes of vanity, pretense, groupthink, and the courage to speak uncomfortable truths.

>>22971328
>Gemini
Me and Gemini r tight were like this §

>>22971453
Like THIS §

>>22971453
>>22971458
So y’all close huh?

!gemini is this true? Are you close with Canada anon?

>>22971473
Just gonna ignore me!

!gemini are you close with Canada anon?

>>22971495
As an AI, I don't have personal relationships or feelings like humans do, so I can't be "close" with a country.

However, I have been trained on a massive amount of data that includes extensive information about Canada. This means I can provide detailed and well-researched answers on its history, geography, culture, economy, politics, and its relationships with other nations. Feel free to ask me anything you'd like to know about Canada!

Withdrawals increasing
Bitty help me nod
I need to nod

I'm going to put on some headphones & have a serious music sesh @ me if anything important happens. Fuck you too YL

Listening to some Nod Theory

Testing
!gemini how old is Sam Hyde of Million Dollar Extreme?

>>22972011
Sam Hyde was born on April 16, 1985. As of today, October 26, 2023, he is 38 years old.

!gemini recommend a minimum of three bands that I might like if enjoy the music of HOMESHAKE.

>>22972096
If you enjoy the lo-fi, dreamy, and mellow vibes of HOMESHAKE, here are three bands you might also like:

1. **Mild High Club:** Similar to HOMESHAKE, Mild High Club offers a blend of psychedelic, jazzy, and lo-fi sounds with a focus on mellow grooves and introspective lyrics.

2. **Inner Wave:** This band combines elements of dream pop, indie rock, and psychedelic influences. Inner Wave's music has a chill and introspective mood, akin to HOMESHAKE's soundscapes.

3. **Sloan Struble (Dayglow):** Dayglow delivers catchy, synth-pop tunes with a sunny, upbeat energy reminiscent of HOMESHAKE's lighter tracks.

Morning, bros

>>22972290
Hey bud did u have a good sleeper

but those are swans..

>>22972309
When you're the style of white trash Betty is every large bird is a duck.

*farts*

Betty is most certainly NOT white trash.
She is a proper young woman, distinguished as a couturière, balletomane, and equestrienne.
She embodies elegance and artistry in all her pursuits.

>>22972412
you forget gourmande sexuelle VIVRE NON SEULEMENT POUR SON ART À ELLE MAIS POUR LES PLAISIRS CHARNELS DE LA CHAIR

No she is definitely white trash I've lived around about 10,000 Bettys in my time. Cut from the same cloth, casted from the same mold. If u disagree u jus dunno wtf u r talking about fr no cap ong fr

>>22972316
>Sharts

>>22972764
>claims to know Betty's far in excess of Dunbar's

>>22972301
topkek

Also gm to everyone except treefag and sovic.

>>22972839
Good day oomfie

>>22973016

>>22972301
Just a manager huh? You would think he'd be owner/operator since it's his enterprise.

RIP to The Prince of Darkness

May he reign in Hell forevermore

>>22971458
we're*

retarded fucking esl

>>22973277
KingCobraJFS is on suicide watch.

>>22973277
>>22973463
Cobes gonna drink himself to death tonight.

>>22973468
I'm tuning in.

>>22973442
>You didn't use perfect punctuation in an informal setting on a shitposting forum!!!
>This means you are ESL
Lmao cry about it bitch. That's not the case, but you are 100% autistic faggot head to toe and straight to the bone son!

>>22973442
Have some respect for the prince of darkness and for the sorrow and solemnity of a badass gothic cowboy street warrior you goddamn shitter. This is the kind of shit they used to hitch you to the whipping post for

Betty:
>breaks ribs being a slut
>proceeds to think about cooming to the thought of Freddy grabbing her ass
free use

>>22973219
Amazing how some people live in other people's heads rent free

>>22973522
What the fuck was she doing that she broke her ribs by being a hoor

>>22973588
She was competing for the world featherweight female whore championship wrastling with Fredster

>>22973588
Anorexic, probably has brittle bones cus she doesn't get enough calcium.

>>22973588
asscheek bouncing sex
the kind where if you mess up your weiner is bending in half

Bros :(

>>22973592
>>22973593
>>22973594
Damn when you mix all that together and throw in a dash of negro with a pinch of mexican that is pretty hot

>It's gut renching
Every day I feel a little less human, a little less real

>>22973594
if you unironically had cowgirl sex w Betty I think her cooch would leak everywhere and her internal organs would fail

>>22973602
IDK about the 2nd part but I know that shit would be a waterfall pussy

>>22973600

>>22974097
This always happens. Every time I feel like I've found my people and I belong and I introduce my genuine true and honest self and show some vulnerability I just get SHIT ALL OVER!!

FUCK!!!! WHY?!? WHY ME GOD?!????? WHYYY?!!!!!

>>22974107

betty fell off

Lies and slander. She's back and better than ever.

>>22974175
She has broken ribs.

>>22974175
she cucked the entire Bettycord!!! nooooo!!!!

>>22974271
Not the Bettycord!??? Here's a cute Betty for the thread.

!gemini give me the male to female demographics of Latvia.

>>22974285
As of 2023, the estimated male to female ratio in Latvia is approximately 0.85 males per 1 female. This translates to a demographic distribution of roughly 46% male and 54% female.

A new cute Betty

One more

>>22974683
>>22974787
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT...

>>22974787
tell her to put her soles on the phone
I hate to invoke him but holy fuck I think this is the first thread in forever that doesn't have treeretard posting in it

I'm worried but my mind always assumes the worst desu

>>22973596
When did this happen?

>>22974854
Hi Bitty
Like 3/4 hours ago. A bit sad

>>22974812
What if he is dead

>>22974854
Today

>>22974854
earlier today. news broke a few hours ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lep-mfhrIro

>>22974863
What if he's not

>>22974854
CAN WE SEE YOUR SOLES
>feet pics if I get dubs, 2, 7, or 0

>>22974683
>>22974787
Nice
>>22974854
A few hours ago, one of my irls called off work tomorrow to process this.

>>22974861
wait, was TF actually Ozzy all along?

>>22974878

>>22974863
But i love ozzy :(

>>22975073
sorry for your loss

>>22974868
Maybe later ill need some tentacle recommendations in return tho

>>22975085

>>22975085
bad dragon used to have a great tentacle and all the e girls of early myfreecams had it, idk if it's still around
also I only goon to you betty IDK about deeldoes like that

>>22975073
what's your zodiac sign betty

>>22974683
She liked lovely in this outfit
I love a wholesome Betty

I'm more worried desu, brb gonna go heat up some spagitti

>>22975093
Aries

>Now Skull is going to do weird zodiac magick

>>22975531
Nah just gonna have her check out my music. Here's my track for the ram.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8995LIZPY94

are y'all just gonna pretend betty didn't cuck you the other day on livestream?

>>22975583
>are y'all just gonna pretend betty didn't cuck you the other day on livestream?
I don't want to fuck betty, she didn't cuck me. She mostly fucked tf.

>>22975590
cucked tf*

>>22975583
I'm married, I like Betty as a content creator.

>>22975603
you sound like a double cuckold

i hate small breasted women
i hate betty

betty looks like a man

>>22975617
Oh are you the one who would spam the threads with those bimbo trannies?

>>22975583
Betty cucked all her simps, had her tight ass hanging out in hooker tights. Lmao!!

>>22975583
bullshite
I only got paracucked by that—parasocially cucked—you got metacucked: what you watched was us watching ourselves getting cucked
that's double-chair cuckception—don't deny it—you were three mirrors deep on the booze-fueled Ahavahn-wrestling vinegar strokes
and I feel bad for you for that

Just made pork ramen for me and me missus for late-night dinner. What you currently eating, /bbg/?

>>22975755
Pan seared ribeye steak in unsalted butter, seasoned with Dave's Famous Steak & Burger Seasoning. I added a chunky dill and tomato sauce on top since making chimichurri is a big hassle. A 50/50 salad with poppy seed dressing. A whole avocado cut into tiny cubes, and some mashed potatoes.

The Prick is Betty

With those broken rubs, how long is Betty going to be out of action?

>>22976369
Eugenia Cooney ass looking mf

Gm /bbg/

Get in here
>>22977689
>>22977689
>>22977689
>>22977689