Thread 22969473

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just give up breh

OMG SHES HOT

big fan of this girl named Eleanor

?

take a hint retards
>>>/bant/

Watermellie

ASIAN GIRL

>>22969473 (OP)
What do you need to do, to do gaffer tape for movies professionally?

HAPA GODDESS

Why do all elliesimps want to hurt her?

>>22969482
suck mad load

>>22969484
All simps are bad people

Klaus is a mugger

>WAHHHHHHHHH!!!
>THE FTL THREADS ABOUT ME KEEP GETTING DELETED
>HOW WILL I GET BAITED INTO POSTING ANOTHER BORING TIKTOK VIDEO NOW???!!
>WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

what happened after previous thread that hit page 10 on it's own (with Shadi)?

Daily reminder
>Ellie fucked and sucked Jet Neptune.

https://web.archive.org/web/20250720192029/https://vocaroo.com/1gw50M3KHfoC

give up

the /FCU/ - fishtank cinematic universe

HE
WON
K
A
W
!

Thank you based mods for moving this garbage thread to where it belongs.

its over..

ok lets consolidate, no more /tv/ threads. you'll be ok

>>22969501
I'm not going to be ok

>>22969488
For real. What would she do without us?

>>22969529
Weren't you a brosie before

>>22969529
I don't get the soup meme
Is it cause she ate soup in the tank or something

>>22969532
The fuck? No why would you think that?

>>22969501
He's got the Bosnian used fake Rolex salesman look down pat perfect just like jet this kid is gonna go far

I don't like Ellie because I'm racist.

>>22969535
You just remind me of them

>>22969535
Are you sure you weren't a brosie before?

>>22969501
Oh yeah, I could see this guy coming up to me in the parking lot at the old people mall aggressively trying to sell me a watch he keeps calling a Rolex-500-dollars repeatedly in broken English.

I love this kid! I love em!

>>22969533
Yeah she said in the tank she loves soup and people gave her shit for it so i leaned into it. Gave me something to post about
>>22969545
>>22969544
I liked her during the season when i thought she was an actual autistic retard, ill admit she tricked me but hell no i was never a josiepedo

...give up the tv threads for your sanity

my heart just isn't in it this time around sorry fellas see you next year

>>22969573
See you tomorrow, or later tonight.

NO MORE GAMES
NO MORE FOOLING AROUND IN /tv/
It’s time for the merge, to reclaim our rightful clay, our stolen home

>>22969576
There has to be some of us that dont give a shit where we post as long as its active. This board war is killing the general

Okay, time to hit the hay. I have to work tomorrow to provide for my wife and kids. Just one last Ellie for the road.

>>22954762
>>22954762
>>22954762
merge

>>22969573
See you later today on your other device so you’ll have a new id

post your best peters

>>22969581
lets not get crazy

>>22969584
This 1 is by far my favorite
>>22969581
Yeah... no. Lets keep our ellies and josies seperate

The josiepedos are making us look like fools with how organized and not dead their thread is!

Not tired of making tv threads yet?

\K A W/
He always Double Yous!

Go on, make another /tv/ thread, you fucks.

How will I find out when Jin is streaming next if there are no /tv/ threads? I don't use instagram.

This is bullshit we had clearance until Friday

We paid for 42 days

>>22969630
>>22969632
fuck outta here then

>>22969632
Not me!

>>22969632
The Harland posting got to Sam, he pulled the plug

>>22969632
PWODUCT PAID FOW
PWODUCT NOT DEWIVEWED

>>22969626
He streams on kick now big_gregg

>Dox Ellie to 'save her' from Jet
>Threaten to murder her with box cutters because she was inactive for a day or 2
>Scares her family, so now she is grounded from streaming
>Splits already dying threads for 3 days straight and destroys all momentum
>Kills the general
>Ellie will now lose interest and no longer lurk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izB1ZzAGfEU&t=7s

>>22969641
chicken andy mentioned

>>22969640
I know but last stream I only found out because someone posted it in the threads when he was on, but /bant/ is dead

>>22969644
Download the app and set notifications

S4 themes:

Direnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGcr8643bk

Daniel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nlhP85B3Yo

Aryeh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dys8KUnwGGg

Jin (first minute and a half)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBm4fYLmbUk

Rachel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SaSkHMcAaM

Angie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gWDtrnzR7k

Seth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NOWmb89Ofs

Ellie (first 3 1/2 minutes)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_KFjnaVUH8
(Objjectively)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PjA09234dE
(And simp crashout theme)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOFQsRPe5XE

Freddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYGcr8643bk

>>22969641
>>>/tv/212968683
You were saying?

>>22969653
that's just making it even worse

>>22969657
I know. They just cant stop and i really dont understand their fascination with /tv/

Boxcutter anon might be the one to shut down Fishtank for good, think about it.

>>22969660
They just don't want klaus to win (futile btw)

>>22969662
Ellie would be fine with getting boxcuttered. It would make her famous

>>22969663
I dont even register his existence anymore. He is like a homeless person on the side of the street i just scroll past every single klaus post

>>22969665
Same. He reeks of beggarery and feces

>>22969665
he's a hooligan

>>22969666
so awesome

>>22969667
>feces
that's Cryokeen you're smelling

>>22969670
>>22969666
Who in the fuck were the ones in that /tv/ thread like 2 hours ago talking about jet and ben having actual plans and how they put months of effort into the s4 cast? That had to have been mintz right?

>>22969674
theres only bots over there, well, bots and epic dudes like the irish dude

>>22969674
its the anon who wanted the finnish girl over ellie and posted about her all season

Bant has a way shorter post cooldown than /tv/ yet moves at 1/10 the speed. So many niggas are terrified of this place

>>22969674
Didn't Jin say he was contacted like 4 months before and only got like a weekly call or something, and Angelina got way more contact than that?

>>22969641
Told you guys they would be worse than the worst Josiepedo

>>22969689
Yeah, Jin said he talked maybe two times with them in 4 months and Angie said she got contacted every week or something.

>>22969685
>Bant has a way shorter post cooldown than /tv/ yet moves at 1/10 the speed. So many niggas are terrified of this place
Its the lack of same fagging, getting caught making 50 posts in a thread makes them stop the faggotry of agreeing to their own lame as fuck posts

This may seem harsh but I volunteer elliefans to be set on fire

>>22969689
I thought that was daniel but might have been jin too. And yes the girls all had way more contact because jet was trying to fuck them.
He didnt choose any fish for the storyline, he brought in 3 girls he wanted to fuck and rachel to torture. For the guys he brought in people he would look really cool compared to in front of the girls. He underestimated freddy and Jin made jet look like a fool in front of them so he kicked them.
This entire cast revolved around jet trying to get laid

>>22969695
just bored right now

manifesting ellie ig/tiktok post

After all is said and done, what was jimmys arc?

>>22969702
We need a sign of life that she survived the exodus to bant

>>22969703
gay retarded faggot

>>22969694
>>22969697
Lol typical Jet Goonson

heres my Ellie impression

*munch munch munch*

>>22969708
I dont get it.

>>22969709
its a physical bit dont worry

Ellie make a post

Ellie dont make a post. Make em squirm

>>22969689
yes the girls were in regular contact with Jet. Direnc posted on his instagram saying she would be down for anything weeks before. Ellie probably not but who knows, she would have been 17 when the S4 casting started

>>22969705
now we wait

>>22969697
Nigga is you axing why would a woman need more attention and wrangling than anigga

boxcutter status?

>>22969717
Aint no way theres 3 aussie fags in these threads quit hopping IPs

i'm a cumlord and abi is aslut

Heres my TJ impression

"Letty can we do anal? hahah"

there were like 3 aussies in the dc vc

Its funny cause it really happened

>>22969721
Does TJ laugh? Ive seen him like smirk or do a tiny chuckle but i dont think ive seen him like laugh out loud ever

>>22969722
100 gays*

>>22969724
watch the korea arc it was so awesome

>>22969720
excuse me?

>>22969685
2mb filesize limit really limits what you can post

>>22969729
link to wsg

>>22969729
How fast is /trash/. How unlikely would it be just to have a /trash/ thread for larger files and link them here? Clunky but it gets around bants 1 weakness

>>22969729
just shrink em

Can i get a QRD on why elliefags are afraid to post on bant?
Did gigi restrict her internet access to blue boards or something?

>>22969695
it's all the stupid niggers from her offline kick

>>22969726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-GimRDp4LA&t=1208s

Reminder that it took only 30 minutes for Jet to answer Ellie's application and accept her
Reminder that there was no serious rush and they could have delayed a day or two for a new fish to come to replace the one that dropped out
Reminder that Spencer immediately came in the day after Jin was kicked

>>22969729
Convert and/or upload to wsg. It's not that hard bro, takes an extra minute of your life

>>22969739
because her stalkers/simps are just spamming /ftl/ with garbage

>>22969739
They're afraid of the truth being revealed.

>>22969739
There’s just not as many of them as /tv/ makes it seem with no IDs

>>22969694
>>22969697
>>22969707
Somebody definitely has a thing for brown girls who are flat as a board and have a Lurch-like or even Frankenstein-like posture

>>22969743
>it took only 30 minutes for Jet to answer Ellie's application and accept her
all it took was to be asian and say nigger. he was smitten

>>22969739
Beats me. Maybe they dont want ellie to see how often they post her? Im not sure but i also don't give a shit what ellie thinks im going to post her until the nexr cute girl enters the tank

>>22969754
my monkey wife

Just got access to Angie’s premium membership and here’s everything on it
(Named SuperMegabunnies)
https://gofile.io/d/0xI80I

>>22969751
9/10 objectively

New /tv/ thread up (again) quick go same fag and spam ellie while its up!

>congregated is just a ploy to make trish have sex with greg

very sad to see

1 year anniversary of Scott's best bit

>>22969771
be quiet simp

>>22969763
Nice. Thanks, king.

>>22969767
Im not into asians but that hip to waist ratio is fucking wild. I never expected it then noticed her hips during the human centipede challenge and became interested

>>22969772
Trish is in a perpetual state of having cream in her hair

>>22969779
cute wape braids

>>22969763
just start the OF already

>>22969763
Shes getting a little more riskier now
Still not fully there yet but its progress, its only a matter of time

>>22969780
very sad its a sad affair

>>22969783
Shes a little rapeflower

>>22969763
Based

I would never steal frin angie thats just not who I am

>>22969779
yeah I never cared about asians either but I'm obsessed with her

>>22969775
what a retard lol you're not supposed to goon the contestants infront of everyone

>>22969796
The tarot reading from spictank proved scott was innocent and it was in fact a bit!

>>22969796
Scott isn't bound by the laws of man nor does he recognize them he is like a wild stallion on the plain only a true cowboy could rope him in and tame him and take him home and make him his

>>22969779
Thats just her hip bone and a simple illusion trick from wearing baggy clothes
Shes actually built like a plank of wood

>>22969721
Ugh tj is awful
Did he really think he was going to out alpha ice poseidon and chicken andy and convince letty to end her successful streaming career and move back in with him in the middle of nowhere and work in a restaurant for minimum wage? Get a clue teegay it didn't work for Taylor it's not gonna work for letty.

Is anyone watching this conGREGated show? I mostly have it on as background noise. Anyways last night I smoked weed and then went into a spiral of thoughts about how Greg and Trish have Stockholm/PTSD from the season 2 house, Greg is also fulfilling his nasty goon fetishes. Calls his character he plays “bugs baron” always with the animals this dude…

>>22969819
hahaha

>>22969743
>>22969753

>>22969767
there is literally nothing holding her back from being a 10. she's a 10.

>>22969818
No her waist just tiny making the ratio really good.

>>22969772
He's lucky her boyfriends aren't there to beat his ass

>>22969721
Can we please go back to /tv/ so I don't have to see a Mexican flag posting this niggercoal garbage

>>22969895
i'm going to get her preggas first night we meet up

Angie has been hungover for 2 days straight

>>22969904
its not my fault it was objectively funny

>>22969819
whatever happened to the planned roadtrip?

>>22969904
I thought you angloids liked beans?

>>22969901
Brian is a fucking retard. Spent all of his 20’s being lazy working as a server when he could’ve just got into modeling or amateur acting.

Greg is acting like Jet towards Trish

>>22969918
I think Brian is a serial killer personally, that's his passion

>>22969920
Greg saw that jet fucked claire and abi and figured the best way to get laid was to get trish on his spinoff. I see his logic but i dont think it will work out for him

Theyre also just spamming challenges and minigames? even this nigga Cucumber feet seems disgusted @ the show

>>22969920
are u friggin insane

>>22969920
Trish will be alright she could headbutt a buffalo to death with that forehead

>>22969739
Gigi is a good sister

>>22969920
The show is a Trish humiliation ritual on the side. Yesterday night she trauma dumped to Frank that she did acid like every weekend for a few months when she was younger and that probably contributed to her being the way she is now. She’s been putting on alot of weight and she doesn’t have the discipline to lose it so she’s fucked in a few years

>>22969931
such a good sister she allowed the follow and followed back her little sister's groomer on her private IG

I dont like bant because it just allowes bad vibrations to emanate
Nothing can be done about it, its just the nature of this board

>>22969933
acid doesnt make you boring

>>22969933
I'm waiting a few years for plump trish and im swooping in on that ass

>>22969935
can't be as bad as the faggotry on tv

>>22969934
Yiu don't get it
She's working from the inside to take jet down

>>22969935
Cry about it bitch

>>22969933
Trish is a good woman that deserves happiness

>>22969934
Groomer? Isn't she an adult?

>>22969931
>Gigi is a good sister
Very true. Ellie seems like the type that would do just about anything "for the meme" and if she leaned into the kick lifestyle it would 100% get her into trouble

>>22969937
She was more referring to being a dummy dodo bird. They did a spelling bee challenge last night as a group and I think she did the worst so they singled her out again by herself with another spelling bee and that got to her.

just heemed 2 'za slices hope I dont get all sleepy and shit

>>22969941
She’s gonna blow up lol. Her mom has appeared on her streams before and she’s a plumper haha

>>22969951
You need a siesta.

>>22969953
fat trish would be so fucking hot

>>22969935
>bad vibrations to emanate
what? people can be held accountable here, on tv its just samefagging, ragebait and simp faggotry

My Nigga Nifty.
>>>/gif/29173768

>>22969763
she really is a dumb whore

>>22969950
perhaps all the weed she done

>>22969958
KEK, can't believe Angie actually shed a tear because her mom took away her vodka.
Alcoholic monkey girl.

>>22969955
im actually gonna go out for a run and antagonize informal street vendors for content

>>22969752
I thought I was the only one that noticed how terrible Ellie's posture is

>>22969948
Ellie 100% does not gaf. Her last stream she pretty much called herself a degenerate and wants to go back on fishtank asap.

>>22969966
thats just what model girls do to hide their power level

>>22969828
I don't think normie beauty standards like the wide-set eyes but to me it's the hottest thing ever

>>22969957
Held accountable? Not likely
I guess the same fagging is done away with...but now every post i do is "same person posting"

I might as well add my Nintendo friend code in the namefield...

Dude congregated has made 10k in like 3 days

>>22969935
It doesnt tho, just stick around for a couple days put it all together were no joke

Is this conGregated house similar to white trash drug houses? Just abunch of metal music and shit all over the place?

>>22969763
Very cool

>>22969972
and? thats what you should be doing anyway, get creative

>>22969729
Just post it in the /wsg/ thread and then copy post it here.

>>22969763
That was fast.

>>22969977
I need to clean my kitchen

good post only zone

So many of you on ftl threads are hypocrites.
Marvel films have spin-off shows that are more shit than their original counterpart.
There was fishtank, then there was Burt tank, congregated, rickyberwicks streams, etc.
You follow these people like celebrities, like the people you loath who tirelessly track Taylor Swifts boyfriends or Pedro Pascal's next big interview.

Stop watching nontent and engage with spic tank. It's fresh with cheap TTS and they are now primarily speaking english due to Sam (Nigel).
They are bringing in toys and it's got a unique bootleg feel to it. It's unpredictable, engaging, free of Jetts self-consciousness and enjoyable.

>>22969973
"Congregated" is such a shit name
Theres no need to force "greg" in the title because no one knows who the fuck greg is
At best, people know him as the mr beast clone from two years ago

Ellie acts whiter than me

>>22969995
be that as it may you gotta respect him sticking to his guns sad as it is

>>22969994
I am enjoying elstanque
It helped that im somewhat fluent in spanish. That ai translator is useless but it does add to the sceencaps at times

>>22969995
>At best, people know him as the mr beast clone from two years ago
Well since then mr beast lost a bunch of weight and greg gained a bunch.

>>22969994
I don't care for the cast and I hate captions. Now what?

>>22969998
She just acts richer than you which people equate with whiteness

>>22969995
I think greg benefited the most out s2
Greg is in the name because he's "moving forward" with his status and career

>>22969994
I love Estanque but I don't have spare income to support them, sadly.

>>22970003
bro people think i'm a ceo irl because they are dumb

>>22970002
They're speaking a lot more English because the Scottish guy joined. He's bringing content desu

is this the official thread??

>>22969920
Trole poster on suicide watch

>>22970009
Lowkey its good that fenix was eliminated because her ability to speak "engles" would have been too OP in the end game

no simpable mids this time
https://x.com/torture_live/status/1947282685686088044

>>22970025
>posted 11 hours ago
>99 views
>3 likes

>>22970025
These are so fucking boring tho. I only wanna see the torture clips

bant threads already feel more comfy. Home.

>>22970025
>sponsored by runningwithscissors
lol

I just hate jannies so much, I can't stop lol

I'm putting the word out
No more Fishtank type stuff

My mexitank will have a Castle Anthrax gimmick for a couple days

>>22970025
>sponsored by runningwithscissors
?!

Soooooo how'd everyone's weekend go?

>>22970030
>>22970032
its basically ice poseidons prison stream but 10 times worse, and now they dont have girls on it. maybe they'll go crazier

>>22970050
Very good
Watched the newest dexter episode and it was written very well

>>22969994
I actually prefer that these nüfans dont watch estanque. It keeps it authentic and has a season 1 ground up feel. Like the people doing it actually have passion and care about the show unlike how Jet feels about fishtank now. Let them watch Burt talk about being gay for the trillionth time. The show is too good for them.

>>22970050
Coddled nontent weekend

>>22970041
i tried to watch other egorls on kick and none of them are as cute as my Ellie :(

She's so beautiful it feels like I got shot in the gut

>fenix wants expanding ball toy
>specifically asks for it to cheer her up
>buy toy
>ask that it be expanding ball
>they give her a shitty truck

>>22970073
yeah ellie is so pretty it hurts. glad I finally got over simping for her.

>>22970073
i loved this stream

>>22970025
wtf is this and what do we know about the group making it

>>22970074
Get mexican WIGGERED

>>22970077
you are just weak only the strong may love Ellie

>>22970025
Simpable mids is the only way to make a profit on shows like Fishtank

>>22970078
Julius, what's the deal with Sicari? I recall you saying he sucks. He joined the mexitank chat for the first time..

The beautiful Kalei is live on twitch
She said she’s moving to Maine in a week

i want to go to the gym but this is annoying gymcel hour

>>22970063
Im a busy person and I like to shitpost while im at work due to downtime
But this shit is weird, gay, simpy, disgusting, satanic, and most importantly, NOT FUNNY

I want to go back to a blue board

>>22970073
pretty princess

>>22970084
hes just an annoying simp also he was threadsplitting yesterday.

>>22970091
oic oic

>>22970085
https://www.twitch.tv/kalei_cats

>>22970073
I dont know how you guys manage to pull it off
She acts exactly like bagel and its incredibly off putting
The way she speaks and her mannerisms etc.
You people must be at least 80 iq or something, if you put a mirror in front of an ellie simp they would attack it in confusion, like a wild animal

I've been spending $30/day on mexitank... but fug those people who regularly buy 5-packs (Danebro I know you're here), I fucking kneel...

>>22970085
>Maine
I guess country queen has to be retired

>>22970094
Ah yes, the mirror test. You are an educated man I see. Tip o the hat.

>>22970094
For me, its just kind of fun seeing her react to the threads in various ways. Its like claire but with way more steps which makes it funner

>>22970073
Shes doing the exact same pose as him, facial expressions and all
Lmao

>>22970091
Id rather not focus on the names of the viewers
Every time I see your name, I think julius caesar and specifically from the ass creed game

>>22970094
i found the way she behaved in her DC really cringy.
She needs a real man in her life (me)

Sam from spic tanks yt account

https://youtube.com/@osbworldwide?si=fc9B0w0hZPEIfgaV

>>22970100
Is that really what it's about for you?

>>22970103
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgg9sSLRvQ

No shame in liking history.

>>22970103
What teh fuck is wrong with that guys head is he part asari or something

MILF MILF MILF MILF MILF

>>22970093
She’s been working in the middle nowhere with her fag friend Seth. Kalei decided she hates cowboys because they all have CTE and is going to Maine to find a skater boy. Seth is more into the cowboys than her

>>22970107
Yeah ftl is just a game to me and i just post shit

>>22970094
You're right. I'm at least 80 IQ.

>>22970112
these are great

>>22970077
>>22970094
I thought I was over her after talking to her in the elliecord and she crushed my preconceived notions of her being this perfect girl but the lack of ellietent has made me forget. I remember realizing "why do you care about her she's just another girl she's not special" and ik I was right but I can't help it.

>>22969912
Got put on hold and probably cancelled for good becasue of Steinful.

trish gave the blacksmith's wife brain damage and now the only color she can see is green

>>22970118
She's quite talented!

The vibes... will be restored...

>>22970100
Posts like this really hammers home the kind of audience Fishtank truly has. Bunch of jangle the keys for the baby type motherfuckers.

>>22970120
i think the real ellie is more mature. The discord ellie is acting like that because her discord friends are juvenile

>>22970110
History is just 1 big fishtank and Rome was full of sodos and pagans (it was ancient day america)
I get the Caesars confused but im pretty sure they all partook in cross dressing
Im not into cross dressing but I get the revrence it gets

I want to see Jonah Hill as a contestant.

>>22970127
Unlike you, who get the HIGH ART of neptunes galaxy gas humiliation show

>>22970120
What is there to even simp about exactly?
She doesnt post or do anything
Its like having a crush on a doorstop

>>22970128
Don't say that. The real Ellie is dumb as bricks and easy to manipulate. She's the perfect grooming victim. Don't ruin my fantasy.

>>22970128
>her discord friends are juvenile
There's a very real chance you guys are fighting with a bunch of under 18s. Just keep that in mind, you aren't in your late 20s-early 30s fighting with Discord kids, are you?

>>22970123
Is there some kind of sexual tension going on with those two? BS’s wife was taking donations to smack trish’s face with hot dogs

>>22970135
shes fucking smart though, i can tell.

Imagine picking Ellie over Kalei

Elliecels are so fucking weird, man
Did /bant/ards went through the same thing with the s1 simps? I avoided any off-season shit and just quit after the threads were banned on /tv/

>>22970087
You ain't on a blue board no more nigga you stuck with me now

kalei said she loves us

>Josh giving up a locone for doordash
I thought this guy was serious about money/the game wtf

>>22970149
yeah it was pretty bad with josiefags and taytriots, josiefags segregated themselves and taytriots all commited suicide, thankfully the latter is very likely for elliefags.

Listen you fuckers
I'm going to make some chicken and rice
And I'm using this post as a timer
When an hour is up I will eat
And when your hour is up
I will feast

>>22970149
>Brazilian flag
Look at this guy, having opinions and stuff.

>>22970149
To the point where the josiesimps were exiled to their own thread, which they inhabit to this day

>>22970161
based

>>22970149
I swear he looks like early days Sam kek

>>22970163
And for some reason no one wants to take it away from them

>>22970134
she acknowledges them, is a pretty asian and portrays herself as innocent when she's anything but. thats all it takes, she couldve milked the fuck out of them post tank but seems determined on moving on. I'll give her credit for that at least

>>22970151
And has no idea how 4chan works and it scares her. Basically anywhere she goes outside of eastern Kentucky people won’t stop talking about her accent. She’s a real sweet tit.

>>22970149
This isnt anywhere near as bad as josie / tayfags. They worshiped thee ground they walked on.

>>22970149
Ellie is probably one of the hottest 4chan girls in the history of 4chan.
>>22970174
not as wide as my dick

>>22970161
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751317276536539.mp4

Damn you all are putting my filters to work

>>22970175
See >>22970176

>>22970174
Before this dropped, I thought that I just happen to be attracted to many Asian girls because of their small stature and round face shape, which is obviously a desirable thing in any woman. But after, I just realised that I actually have a bad case of the yellow fever.

>>22970178
Ely

>>22970176
you speak too much

>>>/tv/212969648
>>>/tv/212969648
>>>/tv/212969648

Threads been up over an hour, get in here

>>22970182
you're irish

>>22970179
I assume (hope) he is shitposting. But she is hot which already makes it not as bad as tay and josie

It’s only $25 to buy a slap and Greg’s new fetish. Trish has about mcfucking had it

>>22970180
>I actually have a bad case of the yellow fever

Is that so? I didnt even notice!

>>22970180
IG gave me yellow fever. Should i sue?

>>22970177
Since she brought up prostates, does anyone remember that moment in S4 when several of them didn't know that women don't have prostates? I'm not making this up, am I?

>>22970183
Nobody cares dude fuck off

Did anyone give an explanation as to why bagel looks exactly like jet if was skinny and 10 years younger

>>22970186
how is shitposting stating objective fact. Shes a 10/10 4chan related egirl.

>>22970194
The part where you said she is your wife and you will deflower her the first time you meet

i dont have yellow fever i just prefer asian women

>>22970177
Jesus, I hadn't seen the whole thing

>>22970185
you are a bit too fruity

>>22970197
Will absolutely happen. Last girl i went overseas for i was fucking without a condom in less than 15 minutes of getting off the plane

>>22970183
Fuck off faggot, enjoy your 5 minutes on /tv/ before getting banned

/tv/ jannies don't respect our avant garde ways

>>22970188
It's been a journey of self-discovery. Americans have better ways to deal with this, because they constantly have all the colours and creeds around them, but as a white European who's lived mostly in small German towns, I find myself quite overwhelmed by the Asian persuasion.

>>22970192
When did this nigga show up? After hours?

>>22970204
This isn't an accomplishment.. if you're meeting a girl and flying out to her, you should be fucking her within 15 minutes of leaving the airport. If you're not, you're a complete cuck

>>22970212
thats exactly what i said you retarded illiterate dumb fuck.

>>22970213
You acted like it was an accomplishment. It's not. It's literally what everyone does.

Have you drank milk today?
Sam keeps a watchful eye.

>>22970214
I've had sex 1000000 times you faggot incel

>>22970208
and what does this new liking entails?

>>22970216
>incel
I'm 37 and have probably had the same around of sex as you.

Ive had sex 1000001 times

>>22970222
lmao

>>22970221
No you haven't lol i'm really good at sex.

>>22970192
I kind of see it

he cannot help yourself the delusional faggot, at least we had stalkers in the past that were actually funny, you just sit and talk about yourself and ellie endlessly for weeks on end. DO SOMETHING NIGGER

>>22970224
Being really good at sex doesn't mean you've had more.

>>22970228
yes it does ive had sex 10000000000 times

>>22970224
T.

>>22970217
I want to cuddle with Ellie and tuck a strand of hair back behind her ear while I lightly run my thumb over her cheek and make intimate eye contact.

Scott Sullivan MMA has had sex with every fertile young female in the country of Brazil... he is the modern-day Niall of the Nine Hostages

LATAM's most straight cop.

>getting triggered by a sex haver
so beta, you should be congratulating me not seething. This is why girls dont fuck you.
You seethe at chad sex haver and they see your betaness

>we're all getting free mexibucks because the mexisite has been down for so long
>every other time we've been promised free mexibucks, like the site changing, we haven't gotten it
I'm not holding my breath on this..

We didn't memory hole Jet creeping on Elli the second she got in the house did we? and who knows how long he's been creeping on her socials

>>22970204
what country was this?

>>22970238
Like you seeth about bagel?

>>22970243
Europe, i won't say which country.

>>22970249
She was 13 wasn't she

>>22970247
i laugh at bagel noodle armed little boy.

WHY THE FUCK DID JOSH GIVE UP A LOCONES FOR DOORDASH REEEEEEEEE he's such a letdown, just eat the community dinner wtf

>>22970240
Its too late. Hes having threesomes in gigi's dms

>>22970012
True love will prevail...

>>22970250
18, met her online when she was 17.

I would like to see ellie do a cool yoyo trick

>>22970249
It's not embarrassing to admit it was Eastern Europe

>>22970261
it was northern europe

>>22970257
Lmaoo you fucking rotated it so it doesnt look like cole is leaning onto her

>>22970260
she wont do this
[spoiler] and she wont post feet either [/spoiler]

>>22970267
That worked yesterday do you really think the same trick will work twice in a row?

>>22970253
>literally an international businessman who's expanded into Latin America and soon Europe and Asia
>will pull off the impossible and buy a warehouse in Texas, build a house inside it, and bring the wiggers out from the east coast
>already fucked Ellie multiple times, without a condom
>will fuck Gigi and get her on S5
>there's literally nothing anyone can do about his achievements
it fucking hurts bros

>>22970240
>Jet interrupts her in the confessional when she tells Letty that he's a cute sweetie-pie
>Jet scurries out of the room when she leaves the shower in nothing but a towel
>Jet avoids her after the confessional thing to the degree that Ellie called it awkward
>Jet asks to be left out of a photo because he doesn't want people to know that he had a friendly get-together with some of the fish
>Jet makes up a funny training-the-dog bit on the spot in the context of wanting her to behave in front of a paying guest, and people immediately turn it into something sexual

Yeah, he might've taken a few glances, but other than that he was a professional and a gentleman. He knew that 4chan would try to create this type of narrative and did his best to avoid it, but when five-second interactions can be turned into a whole narrative, there's really no avoiding it.

Bill Ottman leaving a flurry of voicemails on Claire's phone begging for her to stop drinking while posting 100 times a day on 4chan

>>22970272
LOL

>>22970272
Why is there a stack of tires next to the house?

idk who the fuck bagel is. sounds like goyslop

>>22970258
You were like 24 though

how is that a body of a 20 year old. He looks 13

>>22970177
>Met up with Letty in NYC
>Wants to peg men now
Letty effect.
>>22970187
Trish getting fat.

>>22970284
that was another girl a long time ago stop making shit up about me.

yo did anyone catch the kalei stream?

>>22970283
Mod of ellie's something, kick? julius is pissed that he became mod and has been seething about bagel ever since, with a few people failing to realize it's just one (1) person angry over it and joining in on the bagel-hate thinking it's a new /ftl/ meme when it's not

>>22970277
>4chan would try to create this type of narrative and did his best to avoid it,
And he would've gotten away with it too if it werent for 1 pesky redditor posting that he was out to lunch with them

>>22970292
I'm not pissed at anything. Stop making up drama

Latinxbros, why are we so zesty?

Julius makes a lot more sense if you just picture someone with Jimmy's dissability typing the posts he makes

>>22970285
Australians are pedos though, you guys have Peter Skully. Makes sense you like Elli

i'm not the one hating bagel on tv. Thats a bunch of other people because hes a lolcow

>>22970297
>Bagelboy is in my DMs right now making fun of this Julius guy. Called him "insecure" and stuff

I task Julius to go one day without talking about Ellie and her discord friends. he can't, groomer one tracked pedo mind

>>22970277
Jet rushed her to get out of the shower just to get a love letter or something it was weird as fuck

>>22970301
>liking an 18 year old is pedo
ok karen

>>22970310
Yes, and then he was obviously weirded out when she came out with no clothes on. We've seen the clip.

>>22970311
Yeah kinda, there's a reason you guys like toeing that line. Just admit you'd be into elli even more if she was 17 or maybe 16

Calling someone a pedo is literally free (you)s because they always try to deflect

>>22970318
AoC is 16 here. But 18 is as low as i will go. I've had to baby sit teen girls and they are annoying.

>>22970324
you would go younger, youre already flying across the world to sleep with a 17 yo

>>22970324
>I've had to baby sit teen girls and they are annoying
Chances of you being creepy towards them shot up 50%

>>22970323
>a kraut

>>22970325
she was 18 you illiterate
>>22970326
nope

>>22970327
>muh flag

>>22970322
>>22970330

>>22970318
Excuse me, but paedophilia describes an attraction to pre-pubescent children. Being attracted to women between the ages of 15-19 is referred to as ephebophilia. The difference is that paedophilia is a paraphilic disorder that is listed in the DSM-5 and ICD-10, whereas ephebophilia is not, because being attracted to post-pubescent women is just a normal and very common thing that no one should be ashamed of.

thread was comfy until the kick/tv simps arrived. Now they are just making the thread about me and crying at nothing again.
Can't sane fag as hard though can you

>>22970187
trish is built like jimmy now

>>22970337
make your own schizo general already, youre not welcome here

>>22970337
Doesnt help that you reply to every single post about you. Admit you get off on the attention and thats why you namefag. Theres no other reason

>>22970340
>irish
at least im white you micknigger

>>22970337
Not a kick/tv simp. Ironically, you're the kick/tv simp... mad projection, you were never in /ftl/ before S4

>>22970336
t. picrel

>>22970342
stop doing it then? or is it because you're baby troll brain won't let you.
>>22970344
don't lie i know who you are

>>22970327
>tech illiterate julian

>>22970337
Stop whining, Julius. That's what you get for being an obnoxious and clearly autistic namefag. If you can't handle the shitposting, then you don't belong here. You are a disgrace to Elliepedos everywhere.

Thread was cozy until julius started making it weird and sexual.

>>22970352
still can't doxx me can you retard. Keep trying.

>>22970355
julius give me your address i'm coming over to fuck your butt

>>22970291
Qrd on bagleboy for nonelliepedos?

>>22970354
i am not autistic. You are.

More annoying than the Josiepedos

8sxdj

>>22970630
"no u" is not a valid defence in 2025, Julius. Get your head back in the game and resume simping for Ellie.

in real life julian is sadly wheelchair bound and his legs and dick dont work no more.
he tries to larp as a successful pedogroomer on the internet(and fails)

>>22970368
cringy lolcow from her discord. Spammed his face and tried to act like an internet tough guy when she opened discord.

>>22970356
Oh shit

>>22970368
just one of ellies friendzoned discord buddies

>>22971084
Not yet, but maybe soon. Also, why didn't Ellie and Angie kiss?

>>22971125
mogs you tho

>>22969822
>looks like that pig guy from porco rosso (idk i never saw it)
once a pig, always a pig

>>22970327
weak

>>22970630
Buddy if you aren't autistic then you got some other major fuck ups happening. Unless this is all a bit then hell yeah its funny but if you aren't playing a character then... bro wtf you doing

>>22971122
I'm literally not autistic but you are.
>>22971123
i'm about to do 50x100kg squats today

>>22970368
He's some F-tier Discord "celebrity" who formed a small community around being an autistic lolcow. Ellie was active in that community, because she has been terminally online since she was 12 and 4chan/Discord/KF/lolcows are her main hobby.

>>22971130
nope

>>22970356
sexo sexo

>>22970368
This isn't funny and its enacting dark sex magic
Tell me anon....do you have a full head of hair?

>>22970292
Sounds sad

We know those were Jet's shorts, Ellie

will the fishtank off-season ever be interesting again

>>22971129
This but with Direnc and Angie

>>22971136
Are you even sure he runs the cord? I thought that was just a meme and they were both part of a bigger cord and became friends

>>22971137
better chin more heart got that dog in him

>>22970846
>no one joined my discord because there was no ellie to groom

>>22971139
My hairline is solid thanks for asking
And I've achieved what I wanted to see so the magic worked

>>22971148
nope

>>22971134
that's why he will never post his legs and just talks a day

>>22970272
Damn cyrokeen lost some weight

>>22971147
Who gives a shit. Look at this ass.

>>22971149
why did you nuke it? reveal too much information about yourself? something to hide?

>>22970297
hey, man, it's ok i stopped reading after "ellie's mod" and idc who u r either

>>22971159
Ellie really showed us she cares about her fans when she gave us this 1

>>22970343
>bushman thinks he's white
lul

>>22971168
i'm Anglo-saxon.

so it turned out the anti-/tv/ niggers were just super desperate to talk about julius

>>22971168
i'm Anglo-saxon. The WHITEST

>>22971170
your butthole is mine

I still don't know who Julius is but at least we have a couple of new namefags, well one if you assume Chloe is Klaus

>>22971151
Do you not care of the backfire and loosh depletion?

>>22971171
He was used as an example of an elliesimp and the way he defends himself always invites easy scrutiny which almost always spirals the thread out of control. He gets off on the attention and is best left ignored (like all namefags)

>>22971173
He's not wrong.

>>22971142
when was it?

>>22971180
>scrutiny
>literally zero dirt on me because im using anonymous burner accounts
>have to keep making up shit about me
The guy thats stalking me is literally special ed.

Yeah guys don't you think obsessing over Ellie when she's 18 is kinda we-
>>22971186 God damn...

>>22971189
Never.

>>22971193
Just like this. You ignore the evidence brought up that you literally said in this thread. You are seriously jimmy tier retarded and full of yourself.

it's been over 24 hours since we got any ellietent guys...

>>22971199
theres no evidence. I literally have no identity on the web.

>>22971195
that's what I been sayin', ese.

shut up BITCH
HAAAAAAAAAA

people that try to doxx and "lolcow" an anonymous shitposting troll that's been doing this since before 4chan existed
Are stupid.

pweaze guys no infighting D-:!

>>22970183
just got deleted