Thread 22972002

Fuck

>>22972002 (OP)
I don't get the joke.

>>22972002 (OP)
Hurry hurry wagy,
Run to your cagie

>>22972004
me neither
it's like, she's about to confess something, but she comes up with a dumb alibi
i don't get what she was about to say though, or why
it is cute though

>>22972004
Dumb
>>22972008
Muh le neeting is better then working
Jokes on you i will Go to university in 2 years and then also live Off the state for 6 years

>>22972026
>Jokes on you i will Go to university in 2 years and then also live Off the state for 6 years
how does that work?

>>22972028
I re do my high school degree and then collect neet buxx for medicine doctor degree
I decided i dont need Money and rather do what i enjoy

My Mom also Said i should Just do le appreanticeship but fuck that
I Rather Not Work at all then Work a shitty dead end Job while some itty bitty titty White collar hag with a Bob makes more then me working Part time

>>22972004
as you can see in the second panel, the man's POV shifts position, revealing there to be a faux-rock already doing its duty of clandestinely concealing a redundant means of ingress
this fact makes the additional rock superfluous, and its purchase folly
the woman foolishly purchased a polymer trinket unnecessarily... how typical of her kind!

though I suppose it proves the first rock is operating successfully—she suspects nothing, even though it's right there... mocking her, like the stupid bitch she is; she's literally being outsmarted by a plastic rock here, and if you can't see the humour in that, I simply don't know what to tell you

>>22972026
Lmao iam alread doing that.
Gibbs gibbs gibbs babby
You are pretty late to the party.

>>22972050
Yea but Like you do nothing
I wanna use neetbux for Something useful, so its an Investment from the state into me as to say

>>22972084
And that makes u somehow better?
Fuck you, dude.
You are the same, and just a leach to the capitalist state, you can stop coping, you arent at the Arbeitsamt.

>>22972084
I could qualify for neetbux but I don't wanna be trapped, it would also require more therapy.. IM POOR

I just want a job I don't care if I go brazy or some shit but nobody wants to hire so I'm gonna have to start taking a train everyday for a wagie cook job.. neetbux have never sounded better

>>22972095
We live in a socalist state you imbecile
And ofc i want to Profit Off it why should i Work 40 hours week for Minimum wage?
If i could instead Work 40 hours weeks in 8 years and earn 7k month even Long after the socalist state collapsed
>>22972101
You have to Invest into education, fuck wagie Jobs they are worser then neet bux
Save Up some wagie bux and get some Kind of education

I REFUSE to Work Low end Jobs anymore
What about the so called Facharbeiters vom syria that they brought in, they should Work those Low end jobs

>>22972147
They are smart, and do nothing at all.
Just pushing drugs on the side.
That they made weed legal is amazing, all the retards are way too lazy to grow that shit and you can make a shitton to supply them.
Why wouldi work, and pay 60% taxes when ican wake up, water my ladys and have all day just for myself?

>>22972158
in America it's mad hard to survive on your own doing nothing how does it work here?

I'm very lucky to have help

>>22972141
I'm down to go back I need to. Fuck money sounds good when you're poor though, I have an idea about what I can do but small towns are really where you go to die it's gonna be a bitch to train and bus everyday then go home lol.

I'm not actually poor I'm American poor so ig I just need a job then college

>>22972161
I get rent paid by the state, free healthcare and arpund 500euro to spend a month.
And then you make the rest on the side, "helping friends" with stuff, growing weed, 4 plants per person are legal, no matter how tall lol.. be crearive.

This system is a joke and wont survive for too long but for now i enjoy it while i can.

>>22972167
holy fuck that is insane.. how many loops do you have to go through/ do you need a mental illness?

>>22972167
What will you do when the system collapses though?
You have No Backup plan

>>22972174
No,no mental illness for me.
The jobcenter just gives me a place to work, but i pretend to be retarded there that they kick me out after a day or two.
And then iam free for weeks again.
>>22972176
The same i do today or look for a job.
Finished school witha good hs degree.
I am sure i will land on my feet no matter what happens.

Normies screaming at autistic neets such as myself proclaiming themselves to be such hard workers productive members of society yet they spend half of their work time browsing social media and dodging work. I remember last time i was in school half the class was goofing off and playing snake or some other shit while the teacher was talking. Those are the future wagies.

>>22972204
if I could meet without being scared for my future I would I'm already behind

>>22972101
I feel you nobody would hire me either I give off an aura of despair

>>22972208
If you arent born with competent parents or some kind of societal advantage ur already kinda screwed. Low tier wagies out there barely affording services a lot of them are in debr and even the ones that arent in debt those who save money in saving accounts. Well saving accounts dont keep up with stocks and securities which virtually almost all rich peoples have.

>>22972204
>>22972216
Bro you get neetbux Just Go to Uni and learn math there

>>22972221
Im not interested in math anymore. Im just at home working on music since its the only thing in my life that has given me something

>>22972216
for just me this doesn't seem bad, I hope if I save I can buy one of these and sell it if I ever wanna be in debt for life with a wife and a house.

I'd have that with my bitch too if shes down

I'm gonna try training to other jobs and school, if I could afford neeting (USA you gotta REALLY PROVE IT) or you get it for a handful of weeks at most

My schiz lost me my last job and I was so blackpilled I didn't get back on my feet tell I got pills, I haven't got to take them for a test run yet but antipsychotics don't seem to stop anything they just manage it if this fails I'll go full neet

>>22972240
>schizo
Thats rough Anon. I used to think workplaces were just workplaces but to a lot of people they consider it as a second family so it might be why people become extremely picky at choosing people. Because its not just about competence but also they feel like you have to be able to fit in with their social clan.
Good luck on your training. I know there are a few people out there who see people for who they are and hopefully you find a good source if income

>>22972246
thank you man, I'm a dumb American I meant taking the train haha I hope it works

>>22972002 (OP)
Hey, what’s up babe

>>22972227
Gay
I have forever been interested in medicine and seeing in the Military how many ways a arm can Bend and how many different Kind of wounds there are (how deep it goes into the skin fat or muscle) has only sparked that interest more
The human Body is so interessting it can endure a hecking awfule Lot but also Break or malfunction because of the smallest bullshit
Humans are Walking talking contradictions

I also often watch tutorial Videos on how to Stitch Up wounds on YouTube
I think of buying a Set on amazon to practice
I would Like to practice on flesh some day though

>>22972696
Right. Studying the human body is cool. Being a nurse/doctor is a thankless job where you are overworked underappriciated and talked shit about. Studying science and math is cool but as an engineer you are overworked and you are just a level 2 wagie your passions wont translate well. And i cant stand normies who think they are something just because if education. You can be a neet you can learn things at home you can buy books become self thaught and develop skills WITHOUT relying on some dogshit institution or other people. I choose to be free. I choose music because thats what truly matters to me and yes i might not be as economcially safe or have as much earthly pleasures but i truly worked on what mattered to my soul and that makes me above everyone who ditched their dreams because society brainwashed them. We all die in the end anyway atleast die doing what you love not in vain to people who couldnt care less about you

>>22972717
I dont wanna study medicine because of diploma or because being a doctor is so cool
I wanna Cut Open dead bodies and learn how it functions
I an fascinated By the complex creation of god
I think you would do Well in Uni and i think you ditched it because you are afraid, afraid of Other people and the structure of Uni and you have every right to be
Still i think its a big mental blockage for you, Imagine If you had a professor who taught Well, maybe you could have come to enjoy the academic Environment with the right Professor

>>22972757
> I wanna Cut Open dead bodies and learn how it functions
Well there will always be a need for a person to do that, a lot of people are too easily grossed out to work with human bodies.
> I think you would do Well in Uni and i think you ditched it because you are afraid, afraid of Other people and the structure of Uni and you have every right to be
The 2 only possible good things that i see uni provide is
1. certifications which enable you to work in certain fields
2. a professor might be good and actually teach you something but this is dependent on the professor you get
The thing is im so disillusioned by normies who excessively lie about how exceptional they are. I think unis are overrated and you can learn shit at home and i dont want to go through classes more where i have to sit there for hours going through thibgs i already know OVER AND OVER AGAIN while retard normies are smiling soulessly through the entire process it drive me nuts when a teacher is worse at something than i am and when i have to go through years of that when i could just go home and order univserity level or research level books on my own whats the point? I hate math now because of these smug teachers who circle jerk each other iver their knowledge saying how hard msth is when they themselves do dumb shit like fucking up basic algebra and needing a formula to figure out percentages. Its mind numbingly bad and at the end ur rewarded with some paper and license and the ability to work for people who dont give a shit about you or your passions

And it seriously pisses me off. My mom has been going through doctors because of her stomach problems. I asked my mom to ask the doctor to check the ph level of her stomach acid since i wanted to rule it out. Doctor told my mom «is your son a doctor». Then months when by and no tests happened. My mom stsrted getting more severe symptoms like short term memory loss. When you have low stomach acid it’s called hypochlorhydria. Its what i suspected. It can cause inflammation and unexplainable weightloss. Long term effects are short term memory loss and alzheimer has been associated with it from a research paper. I suspected she had it because of her symptoms and how she had less symptoms when eating acidic food. Guess what though, i found stomach acid supplements and her inflammation is going away and symptons are gone. SO MUCH for educated medical workers they can go FUCK themselves

>>22972793
Welp, thats Not a Matter of the doctor but a Matter of insurance
Many doctors think If you have Standart health insurance why bother investing much time into you, so they do the bare Minimum
Its the Same at hospitals as Well, i saw it when i went in because i injured my knee, i Had better insurance at the time and they let me Cut Line and everything

>>22972800
No its not a matter of insurance they are low iq and do quick half assed judgements because they think some handy paper validates them when in reality they are incompetent. What does insurance have to do with a nurse denying someone from painkillers when that patient is screaming in pain and says they didnt get one when they were supposed to. It happened to markiplier. You are just underestimating how shitty and retarded the average person is. And my mom had a bunch of meetings for many months